McNasty's BEST OF 1,000,000!

That's right guys, we hit a million subscribers, a million, that's right, literally, it's crazy to think about it like you guys are crazy. I can't even begin to thank you enough for sticking with me during this crazy journey, love. and the support I have seen from you in each and every one of my videos is beyond what I ever thought I would receive from day one, all I wanted is to create content that is as entertaining as possible and it is truly rewarding. You guys enjoy watching what I create as much as YouTube. I am very grateful for this platform that allows me to create what I want and is giving me some input for a long time.

I'm also super happy about the future because I have a lot of things coming up and I'm really excited about one of those things is my new merch line, yeah after so long and people asking me about merch finally have some cool stuff now that my merchandising team and I have designed together. I mean look at it, look how badass this is, it's not just a youtuber logo plastered on a blank t-shirt. I wanted to create merch that was an expression of what I like to wear, but also something that looks good on the street. Today's bleach is a limited edition, so you'll want to get it as fast as you can before it runs out.

I'm very excited to release it. If you're as excited as I am, head to the link at the top of the description. to get your own McNasty merch and since today is Black Friday there will be free shipping for spending over $75. Another exciting thing I'm happy to announce is the launch of my second channel, more McNasty, basically what the second channel will be are clips that I have decided not to use on my main channel videos that have basically been in a folder for months, so So instead of just deleting them, I thought I'd make videos with them and you can see them. that these clips aren't fun or anything, it's just that I usually end up with more clips than I post and they get old so I don't really do anything with them, but now I have an outlet for it, so yeah, It's a victory. -Winning situation because I can post more content, you guys can see more content and the

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part is you don't have to pay, all you have to do is click the link in the description and subscribe like it. now like go like just do it like go to the description of like like there's even a like there's even a new cessation video there like now like I just posted it so yeah go and subscribe anyway thank you all for being so supportive and getting us this crazy milestone super excited for the future and yeah let's get on with the video, I mean with some real country lyrics.

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You, Hitler, all over your body, what is happening right now. I am very afraid. I feel like God is in our game. Oh, he's fine, nothing compared to my class. I have this. I'll give you a thousand dollars, okay, I'll tell you. here for your laughs Oh, to the left now you go and understand for the first time what you want in a number two with all the chickens I want cat, this can be double twice to a window it's like no one said like the animal sanctuary , buddy, we'll take them off your hands because you can kill them first, they all save me time.

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What that photo of you and the soup you haven't seen did. My favorite is the second one from the right, oh yeah, the one your mom makes you sound like a seven year old. Mom, I need another diaper now Mom, I didn't have dinner, give me a new diaper, bring me some apple slices, forget your worst woman, the escape from the Popo test will begin, Dad, take me upside down so the whole world can use my white clothes honky ass is us I thought I would never hear in my entire life thousands of years of human civilization and no one has said it thousands more later and no one will ever say it as necessary, the earth, they were all savages, no, no, no.

I don't know what they were talking about Neanderthals are a little woke, yes, and the entry falls into awakening or what I would use to describe them. We are cave women called serpentine thoughts. I failed at a pleasure. Your cavewoman wife calls you to the other Neanderthals. neanderthal man this is a caveman basketball game the ender ball where did the caveman shop to snake Maul Neander Walmart what did the caveman police office say that you violated the Neander law and when the footprints run away from the Police, get a babysitter and now is the time? for story time with rack units - I'm going to play a rift song, yeah, oh tell your story, get together guys I'll tell you the story.

I saw my friends burn alive, they can't play. He started the mood. Walk away from the campfire going back and forth trying to size it up like it's a predator in the wild, it suddenly had a seizure from Melvin's spin, it would never get boring this way, you only had 100 muscles as you move forward, spasms and water and I had spasms - while I was trying to tell the offensive method to judge my crane that stirred so much, remember who said that - my tragic sight of the Flyers shaking around with no hope of living at any time lit up like a firework that took to the chirkoff sky a crab was left with one last sentence that it is impossible the fish outside the crab is dead for the word he left without further ado he drifted into the night never to be seen again take his rock and his torch and that is the story of the fool's cabin we are the fools I want to be like gold I want to be gold is a piece of good aspiration have the aspiration kiss excrement comes from the ass we were not talking about ha ha ha in turn comes from but it should be a comedian McNasty yelling, you get it, yes, yes, yes, no, I get it, it comes from asses, yes, you should be a comedian, yes, I know I'm going to get up and go to a comedy club and on stage, I'm sure that the public will say yes and they will say: do you know what came out of an ass?

Simply making fun of the boots so much sounds like a disappointing take. Lee hooked up with this guy last week, but all I could muster was a couple of idiots succumbing, you know, the other day I was thinking to myself, what if Hitler was trying to invent the world's first tanning bed and will it fail miserably if you don't do it millions of times now? What does that German say? Millions, oh God, so for them right now, I swear I have a suicide pact right now, buddy, I'll cut myself with your bed, let's do it. I never wanted to punch McNasty in the nose harder and so quickly.

I almost expected you to. yelling I hate black people was wrong, I can sound like that, what are we saying about black people? Some look like a Klansman who arrived too late for a town meeting. Well, Duxford cleavage, how did you know that thieves shoot each other? It will probably happen. They are often honest, like high-strung thieves. I don't think people really steal because they won't, you know? I think it's like they pay for their sisters' dialysis. How incredible, you are like the Robin Hood of the neighborhood in the name. of the people where there is a preacher like rum your KFC remembers the Lord I take this ten piece cube I became a preacher I thought if I say in the name of the Lord before doing any action I will get away with good, only good times for everywhere yes, five, I fight for the Lord, okay, just a rainbow, six Bible studies, a lake in a hole, by the way, they killed them,Guys, you are right, the Lord is in this vestibule, that is where you have to kill as if Jesus took the weapons from your hands and shot your enemy.

I just wanted to ask you what thoughts are going through your head right now due to the band's current situation on this map. Yes, honestly, we heard in the commentary booth absolutely agree with you, but you know I just wanted to know your opinion on that before the game started. I don't know why there is a guy in the back who gave me life and who gave him a microphone. Why would you like someone on the team that gave it to you if we had to give it to you? a microphone, no one, guys, take the microphone away, why did you give it to him?

He just showed up and just grabbed it, cool member, just take it off, someone, get him out of here, I know, he's throwing up on the microphone now, we know. That's like $5 we need security here right now I guess someone sent security we have to get this guy out of all this sorry Z in the comment box now why is he pulling his pants down? What is he doing pooping in my diaper? Because? he has a diaper he's 40 years old John come on I'll go John how to kill the mood in the bedroom immediate sex just say lobster weak red lobsters and it's not called lobster weak crab party Shark Week What are shark lobsters for? shark we have two eyes they miss me a lot it's like we're bullying like the fat school or just the meanest kids you've been killed by a mountain bear no I don't love them people say that yes I have an ad blocker but I turn it off when I watch your videos like yes, I have slaves, but this particular slave that I choose is cotton.

From what you say, you hear that kids who have ad blockers like Onan trade like the most shit in a day, oh that's right. a good google search, actually, are you counting each pinch or sit down now and get up? Yes, it's like full or team bowel movements, like it's some kind of trap. You should also look for the longest poop. Ok Google, how much time has the world's longest man logged? human poop was 26 feet this guy is dying how many times does that unclog the toilet oh dude there's no way we're not even 26 feet tall they had to go somewhere random you can't even shoot that much in a toilet there trying to keep my shit is taking off your mustache i'm just petting my really angry cat he's trying to turn me into a satanist the devil is deteriorating i'm just imagining this as some sort of harry potter class instead of yelling spells you just point one at them and you I'll fall like you step on your hamster macness, okay, step on my dog, I'm sorry, I stepped on my tarantula, I'm sorry, I stepped on my goldfish whenever you want some more.

Oh, step on me again, give me flakes, yeah, who's back, guess who's back, guess who's black, Chrissy. Grisi, you guessed right, what is this? A Dora episode. It's not in the forest. Is he at KFC? Is dead. I don't think this game could have more BM than that. Have this soup, mother. He is a portable Hitler. Describe him. Describe him. I understand. greetings I want to get more black fans could I have a greeting? Why would you want so many drinks to be a problem? A plague on the United States cups in my country. Damn, let's build a wall around the cup. unresolved all let's drink juice from my palm alone there's no damn cup just sip it I'm a cup I don't believe in wives sorry someone's house like can I get you a glass of wine how is my palm actually used just pour it?

Here, yeah, keep coming, wait, I'll sip why you goin', hey, 'cause yeah, what you got against you don't cost a thing, I just got a bunch of 'em, you missed your killer by chance, I just gotta get this out of the way, Guys, just a casual conversation. with the cashier you feel like 32 toes in a cup, you know sir, that'll be 1619, I'm fine, big burly boy, look at my cigar, it's only for more than half, we'll see, that's why I was always confused. when they say use a condom because it wouldn't fill me with light to pee and what do you do with it, you just take it to the DOM package for that or what's okay, you tie the end and freeze it and I tie it like a water balloon and throw it around the window, no, wait, is it freezing on the Alaska pipeline?

It's not that? The Alaska Pipeline, the act of pooping in a condo, freezing the rubber overnight and then inserting it into the anus and Hi Brian, I want to come give me a buyer for an Alaska Pipeline. You know I can't do that again. Dad will spank us. Wait a minute. Jay, are you implying that you should freeze a condom full of urine and use it as a dildo. No, I'm just saying that if you don't have money and you need a dildo, a package of condoms is cheaper than a vibrator, you know it's even cheaper than a package of condoms, package of hot dogs.

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