Markiplier Makes: A Ballista

what did you build? M- (to Amy or Kathryn) Try turning the other camera back on now. T- So you need more glue, Mark? E- I have a lot of glue T- I have a brand new crazy glue E- So how are your

ballista

s doing? *Mark sighs, more sounds of anguish* E- It seems like you're pretty lost! M- I know how to do it guys, M- I know how to make a

ballista

E- yeah... M- I KNOW! M- I KNOW HOW IT WORKS. M- I know the basic principle. M- WHY DO YOU GET STRENGTHENED WHEN YOU HAVE THAT?!

M- *screaming* OH NO *more screaming* M- I know how this works. M- I know the principle. E- So, FUCK, BUILD IT M- I know the principle- E- Stop talking about it and DO IT! T- this can shoot 10 meters M- *uncontrollable laughter* E- I want to join forces one more time? M- *more giggles* T- okay, okay M- *YET MORE LAUGHTER* T- WOW! MINE WORKED! M- (laughs) shut up! M- wait for it! wait for it! Could you wait for it? M- (to Ethan) Take yours off! Lemmie look at this! M- Shoot him! T- *wheezes* E- Perfect! E- It seems like you've given up M- *crying laughter* Me- Why didn't we read the instructions?

M-TYLER NO! M- TYLER WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE! M- aw jeez E- Trying to cheat, I see! *several ohs and then laughs* T- The good news is that I made it to step nine M- I made it! I was- oh, I didn't, E- Okay, give your best estimates, if we were using the instructions, E- How long do you think it would have taken us to build it? E: Definitely not three minutes. M: Yes, no, not three minutes. E: Probably about twenty-five M: Yes, twenty. It took us an hour to do it, probably about an hour, right?

Yes M: Um, impartial judges! *laughs* M (softly)- Damn T: Wow *laughs* *Mark laughs* *Everyone laughs* T: EHH Eugh A: Okay. M: Okay. Hmm. K: Oh boy. M: Tyler, you start M: Tyl-NO PENCILS DOWN T: THERE WAS NO MINE UP I JUST ADJUSTED IT because I was shooting at you M: Pencil down. E: We had this problem last time, remember? M: Yes, you continued working. No, no, no, no, you're done. T: It was there! M: NO, IT'S OVER, IT'S NOT OVER, IT'S NOT OVER, IT'S NOT OVER M: IT'S OVER, IT'S OVER, IT'S OVER T: I WAS D-you are Jerry manipulates me *Tyler's horse laugh* T: Mine here.

It's called an oscillating ballista. Yes, you move it and it shoots K: Mmm A: Very few and very small parts *Everyone laughs* A: That's impressive in its own right. M: Very few and very little? *everyone laughs* T: They're pretty big! A: That's what I meant. K: Yes E- W-what's wrong with Mark? M: Are you done with your explanation? T: Yes M: Okay. Well, I managed to create the world's first wrist-mounted ballista. Look, look, sneaky. You wouldn't even know there was a ballista in my arm *laughs* E: I'm looking directly at cha and I can't see anything.

M: You can't see anything, right? E: No. M: You won't be able to see anything- E: Until I'm dead M: for a little while. M: So, and then it's like, lalalalala, going to the supermarket, AH ENEMY *fires ballista* And then you got another one *laughs* Two shots! A: It's pretty good. K: Yes M: Two shots and look at the range of this bad boy M: beeeee A: It's not 10 meters. *Everyone laughs* M: Wait, no, that was a test shot. Wait AHH *Everyone but Mark laughs* M: *as he laughs* Owwwie A: Hey, that's pretty good. K: Yes, can we see the next person's?

E: Anyway, leaving all this nonsense aside. K: Wow. A: The true masterpiece E: Do I even need to explain it? A: I would like to see it. K: Yes. E: Innovation. M: Uh A: I would like- T: I want-I want to know T: I want to see how-what is it M: How does it work? EN: How does it work? M: Yes, how does it work? E: Come on, right? M: Mhmm E: You see your enemy M: Yes E: This is the king right here. He has his cap... You load the bullet *laughs* E: And you shoot *laughs* T: What did you use to hold it together?

E: *laughs* glue M: Glue, idiot E: It doesn't stick! It's shiny gel glue for writing and... T: Apart from this, apart from this, what do you think of the glue? M: Glue. How does it look? T: It doesn't matter. E: Oh, were you going to say... M: What do you think? T: How does it seem to you? E: Were you going to say semen? E: Ha, funny joke. All the glue is white and looks like semen. What did you use to hold yours together? Glue that looks like semen. M: Yes, I'm on Ethan's side now. E: Yes.

M: With our powers combined, you take my wrist-mounted technology M: and wait at the port E: This can also be ankle-mounted if necessary. T: Wait T: There is a newcomer to this. K: Oh boy T: Alright, mine is ready for battle A&K: *laughs* M: Okay, wait, okay. It's- Woahohohohao E: It's war M: It's war. A- No, the three-minute timer rang a while ago K- A long time ago M-Okay A-Fill the hole, that was... that was a good idea M-Okay, we'll get it T- Now it's war E - Damn M- No, okay, that's to do that T- Two enemies, E- Sorry, we failed T- double action M- Easy E-That's very intimidating M- But I think we'll see it in the contest shot T- HUH E- Well, you can't help him Tyler, he has to go alone M-Yes E- Remember that was like the one M-Yes exactly E- It seems like you're having There's some problem M-Yes, that doesn't seem to be working Tyler M- Alright impartial judges, who's the winner M- Mine or Tyler's T- Who's the winner E (to Mark)- You mean ours?

M- Mine A- No, I like Ethan's M- What's wrong with my mounted doll? A- Are there categories like Gingerbread? M- Yes, of course, we will have uh, uh, uh, artistic interpretation T- Deadly M-useful and deadly (laughs) M- Mine hurt me M- Okay, who wins? E-Tyler M- You can't say who wins A-Everyone loses M- That seems appropriate K-Yes M-Yes, that seems right M- Okay, thank you A- You think we would have learned from last time, but we have . no K- High five K- We won M- Very good, bye A- Clearly we won T- BYEEEEEE M- Very good, very clearly, what this says is that I chose the right profession M- And also we should NOT be around weapons , or more specifically, Tyler shouldn't be around guns.

Bye bye? *Laughs* M&E- Is that okay? M- Okay, anyway that was the ballista challenge, you can vote at home for who was the real winner M- But it's pretty obvious that none of us were M- So T-No M- Yeah, then none of us I did something right, I guess M- But maybe that's how it should be M- So thank you all so much for watching, and as always see you in the next video, bye E- Bye T- Bye M- CAN WE'LL GET TO E&M: BILLION LIKES