Mario Kart but my character just gets roasted

Mario Kart is back darling and it's as frustrating as ever. I don't know what it is about this game, but it

just

puts everyone in that mood, whether it's good or bad, it's always hilarious. I don't think there's anything better than watching your friend who's been in first place the entire race get hit by a blue shell followed by a red shell followed by a green shell and then a banana that someone is holding behind him while driving in front to him, there's nothing better than, I swear, the cigar The amount of rage this game produces makes it worth playing every time, even if I'm on the receiving end, it's still funny.

The long-awaited return of Mario Kart is finally here, ladies and gentlemen, and I'm very excited to do more of it. You guys know very well that this is the point where I ask you to like the video if you enjoy it and if you are new to the channel or come back regularly and are not yet subscribed, please consider doing so. it helps grow my channel but with that being said I hope you enjoy this video and look forward to more in the future and yes thank you so much for watching that's it take it off your shirt yes gray tits click like , its gritty. in front of the microphone please no damn I want to degrade you for money give us a hard slap 50 paypal right now you think he'll get it yeah I don't know wait let me turn off the noise gate I got you someone hit a steak in a kitchen, choose your

character

, guys, oh, I'm back in town, who has diarrhea here?

Who is the light bulb? What is the start button? What is the start button? Someone someone chime in with that, come on help me, I haven't played this, oh he's singing, I don't know, yeah, I don't know what the alphabet is. Someone was talking and then, oh no, oh, I

just

blocked it, man. I was trying to make it too loud oh no no no no no no no no no I'm still here whoa Jesus Hey, can I be quiet for a second? oh he's dead now he's dead now yeah wait stop stop stop oh out there you tried Hit me twice that was you that was Anthony oh crazy oh crazy oh my god chris bardo no you drop it, I won't apologize, oh crazy, uh, what happened?, oh friend, I'm tired of whoever built this game of thanks. thank you it's your name no you're not going to catch up look my name is tom for some time now for retirement john has been holding on to it the whole game i just took it out who is bowser what are those little wheels of ass dude what are you talking about sorry that's how we won the race last race are you kidding hey hey who won who won huh I don't want it all good I'll keep it hey guys you got what, you have to, you have to be closer to me to win shut up hit the brakes this is not not great I'm still miles ahead there is no oh I stopped at the finish line with a bomb and I tried to bomb myself I think you'd be this stacked crazy i'm hot brother bastard i'm up oh i'm really bad oh really up here someone else hateful one button hands bro i can't drive in this thing who put who put me behind the wheel you did it whoa of course oh bomb oh that's what I thought that was a shortcut cardi b play

mario

kart

here we go I forgot to hit my electric bike that's me that's me yeah john I'm so proud yeah thank you your flesh can be seen it just looks like oh my god , I'm drunk on your meat.

It sounds like what you mean, wait, I'm drinking and driving the Mario kingdom, are you your kingdom? your meat looks like it's slow cooked and braised your meat looks like pork before it's pulled hey grizzy i should probably understand this don't come back on your last one stupid hey one more time one more time one time i like it rough , oh man, please, please, please hit me, come on baby, the air hit me. What is the angle that touched me? He is one of the strongest benders out there. Are you almost as tall as the rest of us now?

Okay, buddy, you're finally at eyeball level. Okay, buddy, why are they roasting me? I forgot to hit him. It was a pigeon from New York. I thought someone had escaped. hitachi between buses oh, I've already fallen, you have to be careful guys, there are more weiner tips walking on this map, those are courage, jd, be careful with them, why did I get rid of that? I don't know, but I have one so soon. how did you understand that, I mean, when I offered my son a choice depending on your stance, it could also be the opposite reaction, yes, correct time period on this, that's also a I just ran into a tower of courage, oh , it's good that I understood this. second coin that's from yes, let me throw this coin at the back of grizzy's head see if that's not conscious oh don't worry, i'm going to kill grizzy right here you really have to stop doing that holy, put another banana in and next time Dude on my ass if you're going to do it right Bucko it's okay he's the love bro hey you who blows up the 808s thanks for the speed boost wait a minute , oh wow, damn, if Grizzy is done, can I like this video?

OMG, so many likes. Wow, I'm not going to look at those stats bro, I'm trying to stay oh no, oh my god, I myself left a like on this video, no, bruh, bala, in the first five seconds, you're really going to drop a banana . In that, uh, did I hit you? Yes, you did it. It's a little funny. I fell off the map the first time you sound like you're mad at the monkeys at the zoo. I just want this clear, so you're just going to throw that banana in the air. So you're really going to throw it out the window, you're really going to touch your butt in front of them, kids, monkeys, be wild, buddy, is that a monkey or is that Florida man, so are you really going to find out yours? ass in front of a preschool eh oh no hey don't hit me why oh my God you I'm already bad why are you going to kiss me oh my second was angry wait we're in the middle of a race why would you do that?

I received a phone call. How did it go? It was an unwanted call. What is happening right now? Hey, smitty, come back here so I can make you a boomerang. No, no, no, no, no, no, we have to work on, we have to work on. taking out anthony no, no, I don't really understand it oh no buddy no way why would you do that to me without spice go get it why wouldn't I go up to the last place get out of my way jump damn it oh it's okay, it's not lost, It's not lost, I was blessed, essentially okay, we really are, hey who hit that barrel dk, I'll do it right now though, okay, everyone drop the red shells, get three shots, the third one, I'm capturing the third damn , I just killed that.

Dude, wait, I have the first one, come on, wait, come on, why am I lost again? No, okay, who imagines having a boomerang in the trash? Yes, did you just question yourself? I think I'm going to kill you. That? What in the game? Oh, Grizzy. I'm pretty, how could I miss orange rum? I think you are the first person who has seen that waterfall. Well, I got such a nice up close and personal look. I need an item right now. Nerdy mom. I just saw the waterfall. There is no where. You're getting big, pink, stupid, oh god, damn, everything's fine, here we go, clit, turtle, looking, hey, that's cute, it looks like a big fat swollen coochie head, dude, why are you hitting me? ?

You're like, sorry, why are you blowing? up buddy I don't know oh my god we let this kid join our races the bald bloated baby is killing us all yeah John why are you here? It's okay guys, winner takes all, as long as I win if I lose, it doesn't count to you. Well, I don't like the beginning of this game anymore, you really mean I literally wanted to throw it in front of you right next to me, John, I don't know what to do, don't talk about my baldness like that. Well, maybe this is the easiest rainbow path.

I'm going to say yes, there is a rainbow. We just did the easy one, didn't we? No, that one is notoriously difficult, it's just more visible, easier than those really bad ones you're going to take, oh my goodness. You're big, okay, so I felt wait, I'm in the second thousand. I needed Anthony. You better have some good items. That's not a good article. That's good enough. Oh brother, you need to get rid of that. No. Oh my God, damn it. Oh what an amazing last race map, it's a sad road. Wow, I could do well on this one.

I wish someone would blow the legs off my bag. I hit my banana. Okay, I saw everything that happened about to fly away. Really? just do that, oh please, beg, anthony, i gave you fire everything you got, yes, i'm sorry, thank you, don't worry, i'm worried, don't worry, i can't see it, i'm fine. I can't find anything, oh my god, I got up a little, I'm glad this is the last one, yeah, actually, yeah, me too, yeah, oh, that sucks, that sucks, bro, I'm still ahead of you , although I think we, oh my god, hey, grizzy.

I'll share a crown with you, alright, alright bro, why did short guys get crowned short kings, baby? Come on, my brave and hot wait, what hit you with my red shell that was in the ocean? For some reason, yeah, it messed up, nothing hit me in contrast, can we just go ahead and say it? I'm safe, I think I'm safe in saying hey this might be some kind of pog hey Grizzy didn't you just get a blue shield suck it second place no my friend that wasn't me thanks for the First, guys, I'm going to hang up.

Come back to you and accompany you so that you don't do it, you don't want to see this, you don't want him to pee on the first lap, trust me, trust me, trust me, anthony, just watch this video when it comes out, don't do it . Don't go through that right now, you can probably shop on the next map and oh my gosh, I think Courage heard my joke, I said because he just texted me, he said Joe, are you there? Damage called Tom and Tom in the comments. Hey. Chrissy, how do you know that second place?

I got crazy seconds, michael, your window during a hurricane, why does everyone have such a fat vagina in this game, they talk about unrealistic body standards, that thigh gap, god, come on, that's real, just so you know, guys, carpet matches curtains completely bald, clean shaven, fat ass, clean shaven, dropping bombs like America right now, Jesus, Obama, why do you always say Obama like no other president has dropped bombs before? Only Obama is the only president. Oh, this is a racial issue, doesn't it matter? Okay, hello, what a grizzy, you're going to bomb me. No, nothing makes Matt more racist than Mario.