March Milkness Taste Test: Fruity Cereals

today we are getting

fruity

let's talk about that mythical good day and welcome to the third day of March

milkness

our tournament to crown the best cereal that exists that's right, we already crowned the best sugary and healthy

cereals

but now we have eight

fruity

cereals

competing for the

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buds

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s found in these two holes of the mouth and only one fruity cereal can milk us for a place in the final four, it's time for the fruity region of March milk and just to summarize, you voted to determine the eight cereals with top seeds within each category as shown on our hugely elephantine, gorgeously delicious, cinnamon toast crunchy cereal board, it's moved on from the sugary round, life since the healthy round, tomorrow we're going for chocolate cereal, but Today is about fruits and the eight seeds are fruit loops, mini strawberry wheat cap. 'n crunch berries raisin bran apple jacks trix fruity pebbles and special red fruits let's eat some cereal we're starting with a top-ranked seed in this category with 14,258 votes fruit loops versus the lowest-ranked seed with 4,077 votes mini strawberry ice wheat Interesting fruit has been around since 1963.

The classic, of course, the fruit is in the name, they spelled it wrong, although yes, and there is no fruit here, it's true, and besides they all taste exactly the same, only they are from different colors and they are loose and my shirt matches them perfectly which I planned thank you these mini strawberry wheats were introduced in the 2000's and just take a look at that frosting now how come you are not familiar with These like a mini wheat man, why not me? I'm not really attracted to strawberry flavored things, like strawberry ice cream, things like that.

I don't like that stuff, so I've never tried it. I don't like them at all. I mean, there's a reason this is number one. in the category because it's amazing it drives me crazy these things can go for a walk okay froot loops keep going alex oh you've been doing calf raises cam crunch crunch berries got 6748 votes making it the fourth seed, the fifth seed that has raisin bran. 6 1888 votes now you may be thinking that raisin bran shouldn't have been in the healthy category, the healthy category, but listen, a grape when dried is a raisin, a grape is a fruit, therefore a raisin is a fruit, it's fruity, go with it, um, now cabin.

Crisp berries are cabin crunch with some looks, some tricks you spilled, some tricks there, oh, exposed, can we get Shane Dawson in here? There is an issue here with the abrasiveness of the cabinet crunch still coming off the roof of my mouth. What's happening? Your sensitive mouth, man, now you have to be quick with the raisin bran because that food is going to be soggy, but the two tablespoons of raisins have a pretty redeeming experience, I mean, you get your fiber, you do this and you don't have to. worry about anything I'm impressed with how many raisins are in this how many tablespoons do you think I would say about two yes I think we're in this we're all the same we're a team raising brands and Alex, brand lover, do you agree, you like it the raisin bread, a huge kind with raisin bran, yes, I knew I had to keep it regular.

Next we got our third seed with 9,679 votes, Apple, the 6c with 6,159 votes, cheats and look at these cheats first of all, this is not what I thought the cheats look like, I don't know what happened to the cheats, I mean, I took a little break from my tricks, there is a flower, they all have different shapes and multiple colors, and I am and a yellow moon, what can I? I'm not even holding it right, look this is just funny, I mean that's the definition of a fruity cereal, it's like the standard fruity, it's so overwhelming, it's fruitier than a fruit loop, fruitier than a fruit loop. fruits, tell us. something my grandpa would say now these are apple jacks uh you guessed it no apples uh yeah but I'm not sure but I think they all taste the same even though there's more orange than green.

The thing about apple jacks is that they are not cinnamon. It's not cinnamon, what is it? it's cinnamon it's an apple cinnamon flavor to me the tricks are trying so hard that the fruit and sugar hits you in the mouth this is really the first cereal that's definitely just for kids I mean you know? What I'm saying is definitely not what we've been eating, but I'm going to have Applejacks. Applejacks are fun but refined, you know, there's not too many colors, you don't want to get overwhelmed, it just tastes great, I mean it is. better than drinks I love an Apple Jack Apple Guy agrees, yeah, so Applejack is moving.

Alex's silly tricks are gone. Our number two seed with 11,946 votes is Fruity Pebbles versus our seventh seed with 5,494 votes. I don't know if I've ever eaten them ah it's very fruity like tricks but it's acidic it's more tartar than tricks I really like the consistency for the same reason I like Rice Krispies yes, they're smaller, you fancy it. Can you get a bite? um special k red fruits introduced in 1999 red fruits are strawberries that's what red fruits are real strawberries no good not very mint I have two do you want one of mine not very special okay not many red fruits there is one, there is one right there, there You have, why do you have to be so stingy with the berries, that's good, that fruit is actually good, the strawberry feels like you're eating another flake, but it suddenly rehydrates in your mouth. and bursting with flavor turns into a real fruit party, that is, do you prefer to be overwhelmed by small fruit pebbles or do you like to have a special surprise strawberry explosion in your mouth?

I think that's the decision we have to make. other than the berries that taste like shit, I don't shit and there aren't many berries so I'm voting for the pebbly nature of the fruit pebbles, okay I agree, let's listen, let's move on with these, pewdiepie moves next, we have the first seed with fruit loops versus the fifth seed raisin bran we have been here before yes, crunchy and fruity, not too much fruit, although no, it is not too fruity because you can get too fruity, that happened with tricks, but what? can you become less fruity? Let's go back. to the raisin bran, I have to tell you that I sink my teeth into this and I'm starting to feel too responsible, you don't want to eat cereal and I'm starting to feel too responsible, you really want to be more in a fun zone, but the taste is very good, Listen buddy, this is the fruit category, who are we if we're not putting fruit loops in the fruit region?

Good point fruit loops keep going yeah alex hurry up before we change our mind what's the name of the toucan? sam sam oh good man you know what you're doing, I'm on it, what else do you want to know what's that slogan, eat 'em, applejacks versus fruity pebbles, I'm almost too fruity at this point, there seems to be a two to one ratio between green and peach? Let's say three to one it's a good cereal you feel like you shouldn't eat it you know what I'm saying it's made for kids to play with but not eat it it's like a precursor to slime it's like when slime was hard and granular yeah, the first one, the first decade of slime, when they were pebbles, but it tastes great and almost seems more interesting even though it has cinnamon in it, this is hard, I feel like my taste buds are broken, we need a tiebreaker please. welcome kevin durant and steph curry from doing your homework quickly our youngest offspring is shandoo hello guys come on guys okay shepherd and lando we can't agree on which of these two cereals should go ahead so we have fruity pebbles and apple jacks, you guys want to try them and listen, we don't want you to make a decision right away, you need to try them and really consider it, okay, you're ready to take some off the top.

I see you're okay, dry guys, okay, describe. your experience I like it great great let's see if that's the case it's great if you like it more or not and um why are you guys removing the top I like milk okay this is not a milk competition so you've already tried both of these, so you might want to chat and then you have to give your answer while the doorbell rings while we count down from five, okay, okay, you're coming back, yeah, I need to try a little bit more too, yeah, oh, so It's not an easy decision, no.

It's not, yes, this is very serious, if you make a mistake, you will never, ever forget it, we will never forget it and you will always regret it, this is what we do for a living, guys, it's hard to be us. But we'll come back to this day and we'll be like, that's where everything went sideways for shando no, I've made my decision I just want more oh okay, will they whisper and make sure Lando knows what? His decision is, I think it's okay, you guys just get together and then we need the doorbell response in five four three two one what is it?

We just have different things, we needed a tiebreaker time, right? Hey, do you have kids that can come? and potentially because that would be really crazy, like if here were our babies, yeah, that would be weird, the only reason I think they're better is because they have more sugar. I just thought I liked them, but then I like them more. okay, okay, well, nothing is moving forward, I don't know what's going on now, this is the problem, when we need, we need more scissors, okay, there you have it, guys, do rock, paper, scissors, do rock, paper, scissors, shoot , oh rock, paper, scissors, shoot. so it looks like Apple Jugs by the skin of its teeth is moving, that was intense guys okay it's our final showdown we have the battle of the loops Froot Loops vs.

Applejack you know we've removed the form factor right and like your statement. Admittedly, all of these loops taste the same, so it's actually apple and cinnamon rather than just a fruity flavor. I never thought I'd say this, but apple jacks are the fancy option, as opposed to straight, follow your nose, you always know what it is. more subtle, right? It's much more subtle, like he sneaks into the party, he knows that everyone is watching but he doesn't say anything. Fruit Loops is like, Hey guys, I'm at the party. I could see myself as an old man sitting down. a bathrobe and I eat a Holiday Inn Express eating apple jacks, but I'd be embarrassed to eat fruit loops, I think that's what you're saying, that's what you're saying, what I hear you saying, I'm in a bathrobe.

None other than the reason this is the number one seed is because of the ubiquity of the fruit. I mean, when you think of fruit cereals, you don't think of Apple Jacks, you think of the fruit, the loops, I think it's clearly the ultimate fruit. cereal is fruit loops, not apples, but the apple is a fruit, but it is only one. You can also hit her hard. You really emphasized the apple, not the apple. The apple is not a fruit, it is a vegetable, it is a fruit, it is a good fruit, although this is every fruit. in one flavor, mix all the fruits, what does that do, what is it, what fruit does this taste like?

Name the fruit that tastes like all the fruits, which I think is another, this is not easy, man, damn fruit loops, man, they have a better mascot, they have better colors. yeah, they don't matter, they don't discriminate when it comes to fruits, they're all just fine, yeah, don't be, don't be sad, this is the time when I don't feel strong about it, I only do it because it's I like it too a lot, but you know, I don't like it any more than this. I like them too. You like this one better, of course, they misspelled the word fruit.

Oh, you can't go back now. Froot, okay, make sure you come. Tomorrow we will determine a winner from our next cereal chocolate region. It will be difficult. Thanks for liking, commenting and subscribing. Do you know what time it is. I'm willing. I'm Claire and we're in Sharpsburg. georgia it's time to spin the wheel of mythology swim hours of fun click on the top lane to watch us eat crispy discontinued waffles and good mythology more and if i know where the willow mythology will land everyone's talking about it let's talk about that logo mugs We don't really need to convince you to buy one, but let's talk about it on the way to the legendary point store where you can get yours.