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big, the mini slider, okay, I went five, five, what a man, please tell me which burger you are okay, five burgers and a nugget. No chicken nuggets, come on, you need to know the menu tub, what at 6 p.m., sir, nine pieces, why do you say six against nine, I tell you one, you're trying to scam me, I'm the manager now, do you want a chicken nugget from six pieces or one of nine? piece of chicken nugget one, okay, you'll find them in a pinky shake, okay, you can shake, okay, one more time at AIT. I want a book of five, I'm going to drink your milk and your nugget.

I know you're not paying attention, it's okay, look, you have the luxury. You have the double burger You have the mini slider Which burger do you want? Who are you? I'm trying to understand you you know? It would work every time we miss one, mostly I just call you stupid, stupid, it's that guy who says hello to you or me. Jim and I are more of a sister, I'm afraid, so we've heard. Can I give me your number? Can I please receive the secret code that was finalized over the phone? I'll get back to you, which means it'll be your beautiful ass number.

I can have it? No, come on, have it and be fine. I have it. Can? Can I right now? You've been waiting here to announce the winner, having beaten over 10,000 hopefuls, it's your American Idol, please say hello to Kelly Clarkson, here we go, well, Bobby Brown, please step forward. I told you, girl, there won't be a new edition revision. the all-star American Idol, hey, just a reminder, if you don't have a life, log on to Idol on Fox, watch a few days on tour, yeah, but now sit back and enjoy the two American Idol winners, Whitney Houston and Kelly Clarkson, while they sing to us.

Yeah, come on, wait, not yet, yeah, yeah, you can beat American Idol, but I'm a diva. I am a teenage bar like marriage. You know, this is the best Chinese food I've had in a long time. Mine is great too, oh no. What I hate when people bring kids to restaurants here we call them thanks, oh this is your first time visiting a Chinese restaurant and that's funny, the waiters face looked weird, well that's because it's Asian, Where is this? They didn't go anywhere, honey. Just a different way, right, that's the way God made it, just the way he gave you lazy eye, yeah, you picked it, mommy, when she was changing again, well, do you know what you want to eat?

So, it's a Chinese restaurant. I don't do happy meals and I hate that kind of conversation. What I am going to say about young children is realistic. Well, racist children learn to be racist from their mother. Oh Stewart, I've never said anything racist in front of you. Black people are It's not scary if they keep their hair, forgive my son, we will have them. Justin's order, I will bring my son. We'll have a nice big bowl of white rice. Sure, thank you sir Mom has to make a little trip to the buffet to make room for more food, but I'll tell her what I want her to use all her manners.

Okay, she was thinking about the hours. I don't know. I heard that's it. Almost a suicidal lesbian That's interesting because they take good care of their cats Your mom is an idiot and we're trying to have dinner in private Well, I'm eating fried rice and she's eating the bowl of poop Hey, she's just a little girl Okay, sure. , We can go? Well, that being said, let's at least read our fortune cookies. You will find love if you look for it. Who are you supposed to say between the sheets. You will find love if you look for it between the sheets. you dare to approach your boyfriend like a cheap straight guy well that was ugly just like the Chinese well I was able to practice you are reading my son is a joy to everyone between the sheets between the sheets well now you don't really believe that I'm sorry, it's equally rude , okay, sorry, it's a lot easier to act when you're sober, moe, yeah, David, where do you want us to take it from?

How about we take it from when someone said she was funny? Oh wait, wait, that never happened. I have seen premature ejaculators with better timing. You think you couldn't keep quiet just for a few miles. We can overcome them. I'd really like to get out of this. It's okay, whatever you say, after all, you are the star. Me on television, so you're the star of MADtv again for like five minutes. You know, just dubbing the voice is very annoying. I can hear you. We're fine, engines. Can we get someone else to do this scene? Maybe get Nicole.

She would do anything if her butt moved any more than Bill Cosby would stick a spoon in her.