LOST IN SPACE | 60 Parsecs #1

cow deity. Bovine iconography is everywhere, even on your exercise equipment. Take this strange machine the crew discovered outside the shuttle, for example, they wander around. The Tron 5000 imitates the behavior of a cow. turn it on and meander aimlessly sitting walking in circles joining groups below me Anderton meander Tron is bad this will be some benefit could you ask someone to try it so we can find out? Yeah come on. Mavis Beacon, hopefully, shits with milk, chocolate, milk, that is. great green transport I got an achievement that you tested my fitness inside me and the restaurant oh I thought I had to be smart oh it meandered well I don't know how many laps around the ferry it did but it looked brutal, sweaty, relaxing and dirty, he stayed with me under Tron 5000 until the end of his circuit, when he finished he turned me off, the dirt ran away and said I'm beat, that was a great workout, someone is still wandering around, it's okay, it's okay, everything It's food, food, right, friends? unavailable creation fan Debbie dozy everyone is going to die captain something is not right there is an uncontrolled power surge in the creation module I can't do anything to stop it there is no accident it's sabotage sabotage someone needs to fix it immediately or it's going to explode okay, Tom?

Hungry and weak but you know what we need your body this is going downhill real fast I wonder if there's another way in this game Oh baby he's dead, oh no 'cause what are they? One of the best things about Sixty Seconds was that you didn't have to do the mode where you had to collect everything, you could just do modes where a Car would randomly select things for you and then you could try to survive, so I hope that be it in this one, all because it was the most fun having to do it. Find all the things for yourself and butt Tom to the rescue.

His quick actions saved the day in creating system sabotage. Who would have thought that all that was needed was to unplug the power cord? The build module needs to be restarted. I'm sure we have done it. around tomorrow ok everyone is dead oh man by tomorrow warning warning we have a breach this ship is about to get contaminated. I'm applying all the emergency protocols, you have to protect yourself, the captain made you arrive late, ok, put on the mask, no, I didn't care who it was until they put all the guys in I would be dead Who else is dead?

Is Megan dead? Hey, no one else is dead. Extraterrestrial contamination was no match for the Astro. The citizen issued quarantine and masked environmental protection protocol. He just wanted to stretch it out so it would play. Funny CPU breaking to report air filter CPU breaking like something heartbreaking and the mask is now worn out well so the mask is ready so let's make some soup to try to keep someone alive. Are we all starving? Yes, first I have to stay alive, although this is bothering our lungs and the storms on this planet are finally making you restless.

I need to do something about this, let's take a look at her inventory, we're all good, we're moving on, she's falling through the storms, she's shooting, the storm started, that's what people are really all about with hurricanes, Didn't they try so well? All the hurricanes were The success in the United States last year was not a war. People actually tried to film it as if it were a joke. Please send me. It was a joke. You decided that you will do fine without any help given the circumstances. Hopefully, you did a good job of keeping yourself entertained. the storm will be yayayaya ok here we go, good news captain, we have an incoming transmission oh no, the communication is encrypted the signal is not strong enough for a crewmate to control it yes, yes, try it, come up.

Up there, Megan, I should have made more soup. Oh, this, you know how you look flying again? My makeup is back on and my hair looks great. Exciting news. Captain Tom is dead. A little hurt. Megan was able to fit a recovery plate on the top of the boat. making our satellite reception much better now the next time we receive but that's not going to happen we're going to die I can't even make soup oh no captain one of the storage lockers is stuck and you can't open, it gets worse, it's my favorite locker. We will lose access to some of our supplies if we do nothing, what do you use your brain, our physical strength for you?

Well, I want to use physical force, but my two bronze dead, can I use LeBron James' snap? Megan, you're still alive, yes, honey, and Tom alone. loaded, you're inviting efforts to open the locker to be futile, it's still stuck and you're a weak little baby. Brute force works occasionally if you really have the strength for it and got hurt in the process. Oh, come on, captain. I have a death wish that wound doesn't look good it's okay it's just a flesh wound maybe I'm missing arms I'm detecting high levels of ant world no matter what it broke I died damn I didn't get it Oh did it make there a bunch of bony bastards right now?

Are they all dead? They chose her to repair the rift. The long-term health effects of breathing the hallucinogenic toxin proved Nigel negligible. His head even felt a little clearer. She wondered why. I, Astro, would be so scared by a little damage to the shuttle, it's a big damage that made you habitually snort hallucinogenic mushrooms, but you seem happier so I'll let this go, is there anything I can recycle? any improvements could i improve my food repair? No, I'm a recycler, this is just trying to get more soup. Okay, I'm detecting an ancient structure very close, completely camouflaged with the surrounding landscape.

The front reservation, look. I completely ruined it because I didn't do it. Do not send people on expeditions when they are close to death. I forgot that I could send people on expeditions that would help them write a funny soup. It is a secret temple. There could be treasure inside. What root will you take while I am? I'm not using my strength because, let's face it, I don't have much to do. I also just realized that there are little signs in the next row to tell you how well someone is going to perform this task. Everything is great.

I do not do well. You chose the path through the secret temple that tested you mentally but you failed despite these basic riddles, the temple shook, the giant face and its facade woke up and a booming voice said: "Oh, I'm sorry, thank you for playing." to Tales of the Secret Temple Boy for now.” You're starving captain, yeah, don't you think I know I'm a trade, the soupy boy, okay, I have nothing to do there, let's move on, let's move on to the next day and not embarrass ourselves anymore, okay, At this point I'm dragging the inevitable.

I don't think I can complete this. You didn't ruin your soup supply by deciding not even a can. Yes, yes, I didn't have any, but now I'll have a sweet. glorious food but I recycle that doesn't have anything with that anymore okay, I'm skipping these things because I don't think I can win the eco-shuttle four out of ten we didn't do it right, a two-dimensional species attacked your ship, but you couldn't. You don't see them because you're blind to two dimensions, you listened curiously as the angry voices groaned with effort several laborious hours later, there was a two-dimensional barricade ready that resembled a thin origami napkin to your untrained 3D eyes.

Hey, I can still see 2D, but no. If it's at an angle a couple when you sneezed the voices sounded devastated you tried to sound impressed and afraid but they didn't realize you bastards organ craft one of these bad boys I didn't eat soup I'm still hungry I'm hungry and I'm weak hey captain it's finally happening, We're receiving a transmission that seems to originate somewhere on this planet, let's hear sometime, oh, that's interesting, it turns out there's a group of federal crash survivors out there who are also trapped on the planet. and they seem like mere resources, this is a courtship, yes, hit it, tell them that I have many victories in a fortnight that will definitely make them participate.

Well, yesterday you spoke to a group of other survivors, however, even though you were at your most charming, you didn't make it. Earn their trust, damn, you didn't manage to find out anything about the group either, other than that they are also trapped on this planet and are looking for a way to leave, maybe they can figure something out together. I don't know, man, I'm not the smartest, nor the bravest, nor the strongest, nor the most agile, nor the most agile. Now I'll do it for now. The other survivors asked for some time to decide how to proceed from here.

They promise to cut and it's like. I like an episode of Survivor I don't like this I want to recycle my soup ok, eat this perfect captain there is an ancient monument nearby my scans indicate that this site was previously occupied part of the structure appears to have been unearthed for a while whoever it is I was here in a hurry there's still some equipment left I think I can identify why not oh wait they just agreed to go out on an expedition I want that in the game no you went down to the bottom of the excavation site oh I have a shovel It wasn't hard to see what was scary to previous occupants at the base of the monument, was a haunting relief depicting a flying creature made of pasta and meatballs.

The horror of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is real, that means we now have more proof in this Flying Spaghetti Monster game that we have real God, the memory of that atrocity maybe the Flying Spaghetti Monster is God, we will follow you for a long time, but the search turned out to be fruitful, okay, I have a pretty perfect shovel, this plan is violent. The storms are pretty good. show I don't think a particularly strong one happened it's moving basically just some security measures yeah are you going to tell me that whole building that blue screen broke your shovel turned to dust?

No, damn it, what happened? We're going so well. everything we did a whole month I didn't starve today your wounds didn't heal you kicked the book you know what I said before I kicked the bucket as far as you think I can kick this bucket sugar came in handy when the The storm hit the captain, he used to shore up our supplies and when the ferries shook, the ferry shook. There was just a little noise with no real damage or stockpile of supplies. A loud bang scared him, but when the storm subsided and we turned. we checked the outside of the shuttle all we found was a can of soup that's all we have to remember them for tearing in peace you died 30 days you survived it's not that bad this looks horrible oh soup consumed 15 ah yo classic I love myself a little good soup, well look, the first time I checked this out it was just to see what systems were in place and how the game worked, and some of it I forgot as I went along, like I was forgetting that I could go on expeditions, crafting and all.

Those kinds of things I figured they should do regularly whenever they get the chance, especially when they're healthy, so next time I'm going to try to do it a lot more and I have some similar tips. and tricks and I know a little more about what I'm doing. I need to figure out who is worth bringing because it's also about if you bring everyone, you have more mouths to feed, so if you guys have any tips on how to play this game it just came out, so maybe it won't be many, but they'll be worth discovering anyway, but for now thank you all so much for watching this episode, if you liked it, hit the like button on your face, like ooh. pause and play a row, thanks guys, that was just to say friends.