Lippes Leselust - Folge 1

That's all, I have to give the most cordial welcome to a small tour of the pleasant German-language literature of recent years. Of course, I am not alone in this evening, I have my dear, dear friend Jochen Malmsheimer. with me, the best speaker in the world, we have been preparing for weeks. Earlier this afternoon we were thinking about whether we should run. Then Jochen said we don't want to run the Berlin Marathon and I said it's new territory for me. First I googled it and then I found it because now it costs 98 euros if you want to race in it and then I googled it some more and found out that I wanted to know what you get for it.

There are six refreshment points. There is water, tea, iso drinks, apples and bananas. The value of the merchandise is 12 to 13 euros. That's great, I can't believe there are so many bananas and then I said, Jochen, I've never done that. How long does it take, since the world record is two minutes and two hours? 2 Yes, I say to Jochen, if the world record holder already needs that time, we need even more because we didn't find the time and so we didn't do it, we prepared more and here we are both. Please welcome the great Jochen Malmsheimer. I don't think anything should have happened, but what if we talked to Torsten Sträter?

Torsten Sträter, I think it's his third book. Torsten Sträter can easily recognize that he is the only one in the comedy circus who always wears a woolen hat, no matter how warm he is. He has a large sum of money and always a different one. , I think they all have names and live differently. I know I don't have a hat right now. The man is a long-trained tailor. In 2004, angry at someone, he wrote a bad crime thriller, then he made a Slam and for a few years he worked alone and burst onto the German comedy scene like a tsunami and that's where it starts now that we hear something about the 80s.

Jochen ruined everything in the 80s, for example, today with his naked pill you put it in a coffee grinder and you read little labels, then it was called the German New Wave and healthcare was in its infancy. , colonoscopies were still performed in such a way that the ferret was trained with a Polaroid camera taped to its back and we, the animal, had a bad day, it only came with blurry shots of its own perplexity, the player has to go outside and none of the people involved had fun hanging out at school not only was he officially beaten by the teacher, it was a separate subject He often had double lessons and we had to wear name tags, did our parents recognize us? next example moshi moshi was so little relay made of plastic with faux fur on top it's hard to imagine these days but boys and girls had pussies I don't know why but that's what they say in a book in front of him and they thought oh almighty, This mon chi chi is sweet, that's so crazy, I can't understand it, it's that sweet, but the muddy ones could do more, they could let a little town appear in their mouths, that's how sure it was.

Then it was Butt's turn and so I repeat. I went to Addis in 1987 disco pop disco pop they said they are crunchy descendants like smelly bags of mcm hell was the stronghold of discofox back then disco fox shot me for the whole decade my friend Klaus was waiting for me at the bar and drinking milkshake kirsch , a liquid that is used to make Hello Kitty today, but back then we had to do it here, the DJs were different back then, each record was anti-socially moderated by some mullet baron who was always behind the turntables and the help from the EU, the worry was the difficult part, but please, with cream and cookies, final camp, there is the bigu, how do we let the dolls dance?

Here goes Peter or Udo writes to his son, then nowhere will he be allowed to do everything with a bit flat because Arafat doesn't have a bike or something Klaus had two neon colored ladies meanwhile Late whose hairstyles were obviously used by bald eagles when they hatched their young or to hold their arms. Nowadays it seems funny, but back then we. he completely said about Ikra data theft / about that and yelled at the girls for a minute and smiled and then came towards me, what we have to do for the mattress plates Just before that, with those beautiful Discofox God dancing , I thought, or rather Phil Collins, that was the same thing back then for cleaning the mattress and Discofox, how did it work?

The two women approached us and I knew it was starting, I grabbed one of them and we chatted dancing, you are often here. First of all, you are often right, I have also seen it many times here, it didn't really make any sense, but the markets are not very good, that goes a long way to stay in the terminology of the 80s, me and banana stones answers I came up with an idea where it was a real success to design it as if someone was as smart as a rat, that would be a blast, and from then on it was just mediocre, to put it briefly. , the discofox and I would like to grab the rest of the sentence does not contain massive lifting figures.

Today I know, but back then, when I grabbed my dance partner by the hips and tuned up, today I didn't know and the answer to why don't you do it consists of a single word: ceiling fan, which He is very good as the girl on the dance floor. The first applause began to rotate, but the discharge began quite quickly, the whole store started under the skirt of the girl who had to cross an entire movie theater to the propeller and then everyone believed in me, the master of the lifting figure, the music stopped, I felt bad and said In a senseless way, Murdoch dismantled the helicopter.

After all, he had cleared some of the girls for the mattress, although it was mainly about the number of finds, but not much happened since then. Me, because I can't believe how shitty he really was because his eyebrows have been very, very high on his forehead since that night. In fact, we went out together a couple of times for dinner and stuff. , but then we left it like that because the core was so we all looked at it and asked, what's wrong with the soup? We just didn't have enough. He was also difficult with women back then, so everything was difficult, but he.

The thing about women in the 80s was the worst, I think the girl at that time married the DJ from the Pub AG nightclub and from what I heard she didn't say I do at the wedding but in the movie she said fuck, fuck, give thumbs up. but from now on, it'll really be the big cities and next week, before the marriage breaks up, yeah or something. Now, please continue with Dietmar Wischmeyer for those who want to buy books, we are all in the era of the tap, that means that you can only get it at an antique dealer, but you can get it at the trusted bookseller, it is an atypical work, That's why there are no glosses, I offer them to you, otherwise he writes where he handles the foil like a mallet and vice versa, as I once said, what would you call these phrases life support in the broadest sense?

Yes, this is for the philosophical year. Would you give us the joy of going to the gardens? Thank you. I'll start with a contemplative one. Send a text message to the old brunette. How little space an old man takes up. the chestnut tree, dear friends, but every year it blooms again, completely unlike the wife, this is also something that should be discussed here very openly, there is a lot of beauty in it, I would say, based on nature observed yes, the barberry , nature was beautiful regarding the barberry, who wouldn't think of a cozy brothel in Morocco, there is no need to continue here.

I also see a lot of people coming in, yes, it's better than watching TV and not recording it. very dark of course you don't believe it at all who watches people tufin marco h we have many relatives in africa that is the farm in morocco but the name of the language comes from a thorny bush that gained sad fame as the intermediate host of the rust fungus of the grain yes, sometimes the good and the bad are very close together but one Reflection on the finitude of our existence Beetles that kick Maybe sometimes we represent a beetle with our shoes without thinking about death Shouldn't we also press a? insect with your fingers again to feel the work of rubbing thank you for being open there are people who get drunk on alcohol until they have to vomit or their wife from the furniture many of us do not understand this behavior and shake our heads but something we do not understand must to be bad.

We got to Harald Martenstein, my favorite communist society columnist, yes, but he was, yes, he was in the DKP. We, like all of this year's humor creators, of course also studied German and. Philosophy, like all this year's humor creators and award-winning author, has already taught three novels, has written columns at the Henri Institute in Hamburg and, since he has described gender beings as anti-science, I don't need to say anything. about shortness of breath and I love him, he speaks more from the heart in almost every sentence and I recently wrote Johann A novel in the morning.

I opened the newspaper and found a review. I didn't know the author. I wrote that in the novel it was clear that I was an idiot, a domestic pig, a coward as if on display at the cash register. It had more revanchist seeds, the flag written. I saw it in Mario Barth's Dangerous Carpet and an excerpt around Bator. I also say and I am addicted and I always carried with me a pack of tempo tissues and I already had a second cup of coffee bread my book had to be this this reviewer totally deviated From then on the phone rang, people called or They called me and They said they really liked the book.

Normally they wouldn't have said that, but now because of this criticism they did. Surprisingly, I had never been praised so often. Moderate referee, this would have had no effect on anyone. My mother wanted to go to the newspaper and attack the critic, a certain Schmidt, I was able to avoid it. Friends told me that Schmidt's secret model was an ambitious young man. man who was working on the Oedipal model of him. The most common accusation was that he was addicted to it too often and that he really couldn't write so many columns, otherwise he couldn't write so many columns.

Yes, he would if it were true. Percentage of all people would also threaten him, Schmidt should do it once he is dead. The accusation is also illogical if a person does not like that Schmidt accuses me of seed jam and subfolder at the same time. Seeking suffering in his anger he has to decide between the two accusations. By the way, the novel features a teenager who masturbates relatively briefly, but that's true, but teenagers really do those things, sexuality is a part of life and it's a novel. Günter Grass is not grass either and he got a Nazi party badge despite having written The Tin Drum.

I investigated and discovered that Schmidt has at least once accused virtually everyone in Germany who successfully does something with the culture they don't have. too much or has too many hormones, which is often an online masturbation society is the actor josef bierbichler human already nest polluter twoo strauss with fresh sweats fantasies of rancid old men wolf wondratschek smells like he has rancid testosterone like what is exactly right at least I don't Don't sleep there the director of the testosterone theater luc bondy are you now pickled or so staged the oh so testosterone theater staged with the thorny civilian money allows only thanks to a man who is a castrated master and therefore against this laxity as well as Franz Despite having I made the book, I am not writing all this to make fun of a literary criticism that was written with a lot of passion, I just want to tell all young people that it is something really natural, they don't do it.

You have to have a bad conscience, almost all people do that. She's anything but Schmidt and his abstinence didn't do her any good in regards to orgasm problems. I have another idea for a cool, guaranteed, super-sellable title in the star or era. A friend said it can be found in magazines and sex guide columns. I often read something about the fake orgasm, which is said to be a mass phenomenon that is especially widespread among women and that often goes unnoticed. German journalists to this day, but the opposite phenomenon also exists, that is, the covert orgasm. A while ago it happened to them that they had a life-oriented bachelor with a new man who initially seemed interesting and promising. to her, and over the course of the night this man always came to her apartment for various reasons.

However, she had also become less friendly for various reasons and decided not to run away but to engage in an intimate encounter that was probably unique given the circumstances. She had an orgasm but she hid it because she was not willing to allow it. The smug boy had her orgasm. Afterwards, she also felt pleasantly depressed due to her failed efforts. When she talked to friends in the following weeks, she discovered that something like this happens every day. A married friend reported that she did not. complaining about what she was doing, but her husband managed to climax quite quickly and easily.

After her, all her efforts for her because men, when they have completed something, like to put it aside andmove on to the next task. She faked her orgasm, her husband, who is a perfectionist and very ambitious, has not let her go for a long time, which of course is one of her. I liked her for quite a while until she finally got tired and gave him an orgasm much later. The event had actually happened. That's when I had the idea of ​​the title with many portraits of women, from Princess Gloria to Alice Schwarz and Veronica Ferres and the title printed diagonally I covered it.

Now I felt pressured to reveal something intimate about him. Conversation I confessed that for the first time in many years there was a condom vending machine in the bathroom of the motorway service station and that I was planning to buy it more than a product called Travel Pussy at Euro Cost. , which is apparently a replica of the female intimate area for travelers in a hurry. By the way, there was also a one-way vibrator for the same price, I think it's there or something, or it's just sticks, which otherwise it's not. I will not delve further into this discovery As a journalist committed to curiosity, I Googled the term travel Pussy on my computer and discovered that, in addition to Spinosa's writings, Travel Pussys was available on the online retailer Amazon.

You can buy it for four euros. with the note that customers who purchased this item are also more likely than average to see the movie Batman Begins, that's all.