LIGHTING 10,000 MATCHES AT ONCE!

I'm very excited about what's happening today. Do you want to know why these guys? I've wanted to do it since I was a little kid and I didn't realize that now that I'm an adult I can. I'm going to turn everything on. bunch of burning

matches

how many questions you already know you saw the title of the video 10,000 all at

once

and there are no adults around to stop me oh and if you're thinking, Gary, that's not safe, don't do that, you're accurate and I shoot it, but first we're going to do the first thing, we have to search for 10,000

matches

, you think I'm going to click, beat you badly on that title, I'll never do that to you, mom, 10,000 matches, let's search for them now, look.

I'm walking to the dollar store because well you'll find 10,000 matches at a great price and if you watch my videos normally you'll be fine you'll always get everything at the dollar store yeah why not some bird tomorrow will the morning be like this? Luckily, that's just bread. You wouldn't believe it. There are crickets running around eating the bread. He was right there taking a big bite. Who did that? I would say it's a waste, but it's not because the birds and crickets don't matter what. As old as you are, you never stop seeing stickers and go ooh, I mean, come on, do you have any?

Do you know if you have matches somewhere in here? Yeah, I'm just going to make cookie sheets, I think if I get some playdough and put them on. the cookie sheets and I could glue the batches in how many do these do I need eight is for a is for a YouTube video yes, I would like 10,000 lit matches do you think that will work? Garrett Watts, I'm sorry, that last part stressed me out, so I walk to the gas station to buy some skittles because I'm only human, this gas station is crazy, someone always offers me drugs and I come here, no the cold kind, you also see that area, right there, someone died there.

I got stabbed to death, okay, this is what I'm seeing. I have 32 boxes of matches, 308 cookie sheets, and several pounds of off-brand playdough, so this is my plan and don't act like you can do it better. I'm going to take the playdough and I'm going to line it in the bottom of these molds and that's where we're going to start, okay, I need space, right, that's great, I think it's, oh, why are you playing without salt? ? that notch on that I don't know what happened here but it looks like someone already played with this this is supposed to be new at the dollar store if you're fucking with me and if a little kid has played with this before this little boy planet this won't bother you I see in the Supreme Court right Jean madamluna there are no machines loser Lou my arms are tired look what I've done although let's build the matches on top of this and it will look like a big wedding cake okay sorry I don't know why I'm angry with you, I think it's a chemical in the plasticine that is making me temperamental and I'm thirsty and I don't have water, two boxes of matches less. literally 30 more to go I think I deserve a break from Taco Bell, it's all good.

I'm going to get some Taco Bell. I regret. I feel sad. I cry for an hour. Get back to it. It's time to come back to me. apartment throw out the matchbook and make a Taco Bell MOOC bang Mook bong Mook bang what's your name Trish what's your name new bomb eating each other thank you thank you quick little update I'm not it's eight matchbooks here I still have a long way to go walk all my limbs have fallen asleep and I can't feel my body let's keep going let's never take it easy tell your girlfriend it's time to go tell your girl to tell a friend it's time to go well hello me' I'm just checking for me, it's been hours for you, it's been moments.

I stop now because look, I don't know if you've noticed, but we've created some kind of macabre-looking enchanted forest. Hey, I'm sorry. Could you stop? Oh, I was just trying to put you in my imagination. No, I totally understand what you were trying to do there, but it wasn't working, so, okay, yeah, go ahead and finish it so we can burn it. I've been doing this for countless hours, you have no idea it could be more perfect, this is beautiful. Listen, I'm not done yet, there's just a few more things I have to add to this.

They say that sometimes it is a healthy exercise if you want to quit. something burns just to let it go to the universe so I thought about some things maybe it's time to let go first nuclear war who needs it no one likes it when thieves give it back it's not yours they're going to break in the fire here we go people who casually say things like I just don't understand why we have a Black History Month but for some reason we can't have a white History Month too oh it's time to burn that comment Oh keep going every day bro thumbnail, oh, I did it right, you know, just in case, we'll go ahead and talk about it in the background, oh, I can't wait to burn this, you know, some men fight wars, some business, Nobel politicians try change. the world and some men gather ten thousand matches on a tray of clay cookies for you to enjoy watching, each baby looks sweet, they look like a bunch of peas, but they are explosive.

Peas, they're all going to explode, they're tiny. bombs on top of flammable sticks, okay, let's burn this baby and really hope I don't get arrested because I couldn't pay bail and I'd be stuck in prison, right? Let's put my life on the line. on the line I know this is illegal I don't want to hear about it I mean, it's not illegal Believe me I'm in a very safe place right now and I'm fine I'm allowed to do this Nothing shady happened Everything When should someone call the helicopter ? That was so scary. I just ran too far away.

I'm very glad I wasn't arrested. That was so scary. There was a helicopter above me. I don't know if someone was for me. I feel like that's what they do when there's a fire, they call the helicopter patrol, listen last week, if you want to leave right now you can because technically the video of the ten thousand match fire is over, but if you want to stay, this It's my favorite part of the video where I get to talk to you because at the end of my videos I ask you a question in last week's video.

I asked them what was the strangest thing they ate when they were kids and their answers were great. Said Zoey G. I used to stand on the counter and eat toms. Oh Tom's was my diet when he was little. I heard you. Allison Bracken said she ate powdered chocolate milk. Oh Allison joined the club. We ate high chocolate milk powder. Oh Brian Keirsey said he would eat. crickets there were a lot in our backyard I just grabbed them and ate them in my little mouth of Who am I doritos dipped in honey - yes, please God, give me some, send some to my mailbox, now speaking of mailbox, I know I don't have one public address box what might interest you if I had a box of shells to send me memories? anyone write me letters I write letters to people burn me CD someone let me know how sorry the cow Prophet said my boyfriend ate cow brains in church does that count?

Real quick, where does your boyfriend go to church? Damn maniac. Also, the Methodists, actually, the tourists said I'm not trying to be rude, but it sounds like you're homeless. Thanks, actually I can't imagine how that could be misconstrued as rude guys, thanks. Much for your comments. I really like that house for this week's question. I want to know why you got into trouble. I got in trouble for the dumbest things as a kid and got sent to detention for things I didn't do. although I also got into trouble for some very valid reasons, but that's another question for another video.

I want to hear something really stupid that you took the blame for, look, maybe you passed a acquaintance and he said a bad word, maybe a word, but it was someone else's note but they were your friends, you were trying to be nice and then you boy sends a attention. I don't know, that's just a scenario. I want to hear from you on the dumbest thing you've ever gotten into trouble for. I feel like since I've asked before, but I don't know, I haven't. If you want to find me among the YouTube uploads, you can find me here at this handle.

I'm on Snapchat, Instagram and Twitter. I'm always there. come say hello send me a picture of a bug that says oh or a picture of a cute ghost. I'm always up for a photo of a cute ghost or just you know or just say hello, thanks for watching my video, mind your manners and tell your Grandma, you look good today oh, I still smell like fire, I'm going to be scared, I don't know what's going on, where I am, what time is it okay, thank you so much for watching my video, I really appreciate you, bye, oh.