Life of Black Tiger with Gilbert Gottfried (PS4) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

people. I love this here. If you kill a group of humans at the same time, the sound of their screams is doubled and you will get a sonic death scream. Damn, that could probably blow up your speakers if you kill enough people at once! After saving your baby, you start the

game

again, but this time as the human whose mother you killed at the beginning of the

game

. It's an interesting concept, but it's more of the same shit. In one level, you poison the corpses and burn down the forest from before. Then you kill the tigress.

They are basically the last levels told from the perspective of humans. Here I have to hunt rabbits again! The last rabbit ended up jumping up the mountain and didn't come back down. At first I thought I was screwed, but then I ended up going up this hill and reaching the limit of the entire level. It's like the big trucks. Just a piece of land floating in an endless limbo of three-dimensional garbage. To declare this game unfinished would be a compliment! This game is so unfinished that it almost doesn't exist. In the exciting conclusion, you end up killing the

black

tiger

.

But then the

black

tiger

killed everyone and escaped with his son? What the hell is going on? It's an artistic interpretation of jungle

life

, you uneducated pigs! I'm a fucking artist and this is my masterpiece! Obviously, too artistic for your plebeian palette. Aren't you soaked in urine? From head to toe... Then you kill the black tiger and are greeted with the most horrifying ending scene I've ever seen in a

video

game. Oh wow... "My mother is right in front of me. How I missed her. We will never be apart again." So this was like a near-death hallucination?

I guess the tiger killed him and now he'll see her in the after

life

? I told you this game is really deep. It's a rich narrative! It's full of sadness, triumph, controversy, betrayal and existentialism... No, it's horrible, and I need to warn the public not to play it! Too late for that,

nerd

! Now that you've covered it, more people will buy it! And for $10 each, time is a few million copies... I can buy all the weird and erotic animal feces I want! Erotic? Don't you mean "exotic"? I know what I said and now, Nerd, you'll join me in showing the world the dark side of the PlayStation Store...

No, I'll never join you! Oh yes, you will, and we'll even run a commercial! And you will help me film it! No... Oh yes, you will, and I even have the star artist for it! WHO? Ohhh...Hey damn kids, get ready for a jungle fight! The life of the black tiger! You're a bad, tough, nervous black tiger! Kills half the wildlife population! Just listen to it from Fred Fucks! This is not just a game. It is a way of life! The life of the black tiger! Slap the crocodiles, chickens and wolves! Even bunnies! Send those bastards to the stratosphere!

Share your destiny with the tigress! Pile up elephants and damn buffaloes! Nothing says romance more than "Honey, I've got you a bunch of rhinos!" With a hard fuck with tigers! The life of the black tiger! Earn points to play as a flock of chickens, a bunny or a humpback bear! You need a million points! And if that's not replay value, my name is not Rex Viper Rigs! The life of the black tiger! Only in FuchoLand! Oh God... Hi, I'm Gilbert Gottfried, my website is

gilbert

gottfried

.com, my Twitter is @RealGilbert and my podcast is Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast.

Now, if you want a personalized

video

greeting from me, go to cameo.com. Cameo.com I don't have enough education for the guy who talks about buffalo shit in his basement!