Kristin Cavallari Says Jay Cutler is Lazy - IN THE BUNKER MONOLOGUE (05/11/2020)

I think it's good, he already looks bad, hey, I'm trying to do this by myself, so Monday, everyone, happy Monday, happy Mother's Day, late, the doctor failed, he's a little cranky because he's in The tail. Teenager because they found out, you know, because I guess the staff. had it and then he, you know, hates it because he's a headliner, she stopped and got addicted to that headliner stage, he doesn't want to not do it, you can tell they're like, oh my god, you're so good. on the stage. You have something he likes, but it's actually called Kovat and you have to hide in the dungeon and we're going to spray you like Meryl Streep and Silkwood, see if you like it, boy, okay, Tiger King, I didn't get it.

That Tiger King thing I was aware of I guess I was in the running, it was just more fun having everyone vote and screw up Ikhlas's cage is cool, I think it'll be fun, it's very quirky, zor-el quirk, so I, but I. Don't lie, I guess I look like that little squid, which you know is the good news in all of this. I don't know, I'd love those scenes where you find out he's gay because they're in that dead and expired meat cart at Walmart and I'm looking for stuff and he's, they have some dupes and they're like, what is that?

I don't think he doesn't see anything, it's a real thing, Nana, no, I'm just looking. to anyone who has ever seen a meat mallet, they say: are you talking about me? just guys, you're being gay. Many like to go back. These are like scenes they invent. It is based on a true story. Lots of jokes last week. There are a lot of jokes and you know how the top five were split across the board so that's really cool and weird, not everyone can be the best, okay we'll get right to the point. Heather's not here, so I'll do it. mine, I'm really not good at this Kristin Cavallari Kristin Cavallari

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she's divorcing Jay Cutler because he's

lazy

and unmotivated um yeah, that's why I cut him from my fantasy football team, same reason it's weird because It must be hard to be a quarterback and you're famous and you're playing in stadiums and then you stop and suddenly you have to wake up every morning and help your wife with her clothes to line those samples.

I wish you would separate them and remove some things from Pinterest. uh, overall, I feel like I have an insubordinate in honey, I mean, we have a chance. I put down my soccer trophies. I have it on my wall. I have manipulated some things that I liked and a couple of magazines I also put in some things that should not be done glamorously, we don't want to go into that area inspo inspo fabrics let's go to Hobby Lobby later, Belgian scientists llama blood could be used to heal to Corona, not to brag, but in Emperor's New Groove I was the first to say no touchie like he calls no touchy look at my bat so eh eh Frontier Airlines has abandoned its plans to sew a $39 social distancing upgrade that is a scam, you can get the same social distancing by bringing three hard-boiled eggs on the plane, that's my trade, yeah, we haven't had a sound effect in a while.

I'm off my game today because I'm alone, yeah I'm not a bit

lazy

, down the stretch, yeah, they arrested a 50 year old woman. After calling 911 because it was on fire, firefighters were shocked and said this happens all the time when a very dry area is surrounded by white brush. Here we go again, the girl who cried, my pussy is on fire, but what happens when in a couple of weeks? everyone forgets about this Center on fire and then she said how FAL burns and everyone

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it's okay, we remember that, remember, don't mix white wine and Magic Mike, that's straight from G, yes, from Kate Middleton, that Prince George gets angry because his sister Charlotte has cooler school projects, she told him you have the cooler project: figuring out how to murder your father and grandfather so you can take the throne.

I mean, it sounds like fun, you should think about it, and you really like knowing everything Prince George has to do. is learning to greet commoners and Charlotte isn't too keen on introducing her friends to Uncle Andrew, you know, creepazoid uncle over there, any sign, yeah, hey, I'm usually older, yeah, not too fast. Haley eight Bieber says she pops Justin's pimples while he cooks for his new Facebook. show dr. pimple popper said hey, that's my territory, don't you see me pulling on my thong, it could be the Chattahoochee channel on Instagram, okay, and you don't want to believe me, so do it.

Gotta make it. A video. A praying mantis eating a murder. Hornet is going viral I think they're going to need a rematch today yes Dana White is involved I could use him to fight Island by the way murder Hornets this only on beep beep beep beep our praying mantis of all things to delete this anyway oh I watched the UFC fight this weekend with Tony Ferguson, it was great. Ferguson is the biggest stud, meanwhile they threw these at him and I ended up walking away looking like Gollum, but I felt bad for him, he was supposed to fight Khabib in a huge arena with thousands of people. people constantly get a replacement guy and do it in the parking lot of Outback Steakhouse or something in Florida and lose, what a buzz, what drags a drunk man at any moment, a piece of snake in pieces after crossing his path , so stay tuned for a strange new virus.

They're heading our way and Georgia has issued driver's licenses to 20,000 kids who haven't even taken a road test, so the most dangerous thing in Georgia is at köppen 19, it's Cory 16, yeah, I did it all without Heather's help.