Kraven's Amazing Hunt | Marvel's Spider-Man | S1 E11

welcome to superhero 101, where the street is your classroom and books are replaced with the train from work, that's good because I'm a practical kind of person. I'm terrible at trimming that CP would have worked better if you had actually used your hands. Yes, I get it, as if a Spider-Man in this city wouldn't be annoying. No, you know what they say. Two web heads are better than one. You know your jokes are horrible. Have you ever stopped a bad guy with comedy? Not yet, but there's a first time for everything, unlike you, trying out those new web launchers, you built a great idea, take this scorpion, okay, the shooters were great, your aim not so much.

I guess I have a few things to learn, you probably did two when you started well. you mean 3 months ago, yeah I should think he's not exactly what you call a veteran, well you're a great teacher plus I need a mentor who can spin webs and stick to walls so that narrows my options down to you. I'm flattered that you two stopped talking, copy that, moving to second position now, hey, where do you think you're going? Something's not right here, you feel that

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tinkle, that's called Spider Sense and no, it's more of a gut thing than me.

I didn't get that power, what I mean is that Scorpio gloats more about his evil plans, he's kind of a bad guy and hasn't mentioned what he's up to. You were in the middle of a conversation and you made such a rude joke. I want my work to be done here over the years. I wander the jungles of the world stalking the most dangerous creatures alive, huh oh man. Craven's Amazing Hunt is on my favorite show, but today I came to the concrete jungle to

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something different, hey, that's it. We are TV, the most dangerous prey of the entire threat known as Spiderman.

Maybe you want to choose a new favorite show. Spiderman's last words, uh, two SP. Spiderman. Thank you so much. I'm not Spider-Man. I am totally different. boy besides These reality shows are all fake anyway move fake uh you really need to work on that

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sense of yours I told you not to call me when we're alive do you both want my pleasure tranquilizer darts so maybe he doesn't? trying to kill us on live TV, he takes his prey home and does it there, but it's all just a show for the cameras, right, something tells me this guy is more about reality and less about the show.

Gwen looks like a spider on Craven and Miles'

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too. What about Miles? He was just saying that this is Mil's favorite show. I really don't know if I approve of these types of programs. I think they just dull your senses. line and Stinger we're still live on TV so we better get out of here and come up with a plan to take on Mr. Reality, a reality check, fear not, good buers long for the hunter to always get his aim. I can jump with the agility of a The jaguar swings with the ease of a rotan and strategizes with the cunning of a human which terrain the prey escaped to, uh, which direction did they go oh um, did they go that way?

Thank you very much, let's go down Fifth Avenue. I find that the wind current there increases my swing speed uh-oh, I forgot, study their precise patterns and then set traps based on their behavior. He totally knows everything we are going to do. He expects what you are saying. He has booby traps all over New York City, yeah, pretty cool, right? I'm a little worried that someone is chasing us, but he has to catch us first. Just a me of time. Young spy, preferably 22 minutes. No commercial cting. One thing is for sure. I will never wear my CR and fan club t-shirt again.

It's worth every penny, Adrien. What is my latest plan to capture the spider-men since my Hunter was unable to recover any of these spider specimens? I thought why not hire the best hunter in the world instead of taking them to his museum to mount them, he will deliver them. Craven may be a hunter, but he's also a businessman and businessmen are always looking for financial backing, something I was happy to contribute to seeing them, the urban spider human in their natural environment, incredible creatures, but don't worry, loyal viewers, my sonic blasts have wiped out the rhinos.

I don't think a couple of little spiders will be a problem, well the good news is that this is good hero practice, only you guys can find the positive side of this, huh? my spider sense but I can't tell which direction it's coming from, watch out, miles, save your eyesight, kick Spider-Man, I've already witnessed your analytical mind in action, show me how compassionate you are to the group, a group is a group of spiders. something you learn when you crave the knowledge that good people in public media give you. Did he just call me a kick?

Hey, you say that again and I blow that H mustache all the way down to the sideburns. I don't know if this will work, but it's time to try an electrical blast on this thing. That's how it was done, it was incredible. I know I thought a group of spiders was called a mess. No, I mean, what you did was

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. Also, you may have discovered a way to beat Craven. I did, yes. He studied my patterns, but you're so new to this whole superhero thing that you don't even have patterns yet, so being inexperienced is a good thing right now, so we both have to be unpredictable if we want to beat Craven.

Where is there somewhere we never go to a comedy club? I was thinking about the sewers, the sewers, unless that's the name of the comedy club, follow me, no, there's nothing funny about being down here, there's no way Craven's setting traps underground 'cause I never use the sewers, brilliant, unless What's on the show? Craven also tries to predict what backup plan his target might use, such as Going Underground. Wow, Scotty came in but he's coming from all directions as the danger is too much. The HT is over. I won but we hoped it wouldn't be like that.

We are not you, the young spider that fights, that cage is made of an electrified titanium alloy three times stronger than steel and manufactured by Ces Incorporated, available at select hunting locations and now The Branding Iron uh-oh The ceremony of Branding is the ultimate humiliation before being sent to your Museum, your knowledge of this program is getting annoying, I'm sorry, I have defeated many jungle animals, but today I am Victor about a new breed of creature, the human spider, let everyone who looks at it see that they were taken down by Craven, lesson here if you're super.

The villain turns his back on the lab, unhook his cage, no one escapes, oh, nice shot, I'm a fast stable, so here's a lesson in networking with a little of our own brand, oh, what's up, buddy anxious, this episode doesn't stick to the script, cows, uterus, cameras? No, what is that idiot doing? This wasn't part of our deal. I think Craven's show just got cancelled. Okay, Cooking with Carol is my second favorite show. No, you hope to humiliate me and get away with it for centuries. My family has been the Deadliest of Hunters, but now my wrath extends far beyond that, so you will suffer a slow, painful destruction not fit for television.

I've never seen these darts before and I've seen all the deep bonus materials. These are heat seeking darts, thank you. goodness for truth and advertising head for a heat Fountain ice cream frozen sausages oh come on, not as comfortable as a bug in a Moroccan wol roog, but let's make it even tighter, shall we? That was a poisonous fear. Dart that your friend pulled the African cobra from will not only scare him, but if left untreated, will scare him to death the more you fight, the young spider the F, the poison seeps into your bloodstream, don't run away, stay away, where did he go?, where did he go, I won't find him trapped. behind a boomerang miles where are you?

He couldn't just disappear so maybe thermal vision will help you. You must have some kind of cloaking power that we didn't know about. I have you miles away. Calm down, calm down, you're a spider, a scary spider. no, I'm not a spider miles I'm your friend I'm Peter Peter it's really you yes, it's me miles I'm Spider-Man No, maybe, I'm going crazy, I know it's a lot and That Venom isn't helping, but try to calm yourself so it doesn't spread through your bloodstream so quickly. Okay, take a deep breath, calm down. Wow, maybe you'll see things.

Peter, yes, but you know what else he did. He unleashed a power you didn't even know. I know you had camouflage, I mean, let's go first, the electric stinger, now the invisibility man. I hope your spider bit me. What are we going to do with Craven? We're not going to do anything. They'll leave you in a hospital while I go after him I have to go with you he won't give up until he destroys you he could be anywhere or I guess he's in the Central Park soup so let's go miles you have to rest part of being a hero is knowing When to fight and when to heal There will be times when you will work as a team, but there are other times when you will have to end up alone Sorry, lunchtime's over, what's that?

I don't speak Ling, uh, anything, I don't know. What I like best, vital man, you took the bait, but you have become the bait, time to feed my kittens, you couldn't have created an army of penguins, hey, attack, here, take a seat, this is it Seriously the worst attempt ever, this is for all of you are good, believe me, I'm a lion, get it, lion, ah, don't you mind, good kitty, nice kitty, uh-oh, I always wanted to be a lion tamer hobbyist lions, wait, not all cats release balls of wool or cobwebs, what are they? You growl at me because I'm an animal lover.

Craven is the hunter, why don't you call him Gra? Because they recognize the true king of the jungle. That's where spiders and lions differ. Actually, there are many differences, but you get my point. Point as you want Norman Osborne, you saved me, saved, not exactly the word I would use, it was a shocking fight, all you want, my spider friend, those electromagnetic restraints can contain both man and Beast. We had a deal. Craven, I finance your little television broadcast. in exchange for Spider-Man but you were afraid for the plan and no one disobeys Norman Osborne my honor is more important than your money Osborne and that spider disgraced me how lucky for you Spider-Man is not going to enjoy the next moments so he did He doesn't have It has to be like this Spider-Man.

I asked you to be my friend but you refused, so now I have to do things the hard way. You're quite an interesting specimen. At first I thought you were an anomaly, a freak, in fact, but then a second Spider-Man showed up and my worries were confirmed. An army of spiders is on the way, right? I do not know what you're talking about. Oh, I'm sure not, but luckily I don't need you to understand that. I just need you to be dissected, no, don't do it, I'm scared, huh, what don't you understand, what happens when I'm scared, sometimes I just want to disappear where no one can see me, oh, I get it.

Understand, your cowardice disgusts me. I'm surprised, Spider-Man, if your blood runs yellow, maybe I don't want it after all, actually yes, yes, practice is amazing, whoever you are, be careful, don't make the same mistake. Spider- The man joined me and I promise you won't regret it, no thanks, uh, those are all the moves. I can't tell if you're a vulture or a funky chicken. How about you shake first and then joke? Teaches patience. I just wanted to show you what I can do on my own I'm incredibly proud just a little jealous fool you broke the hydromatic condenser get me out of here before this place blows up I think we should follow his lead wait what are you doing? doing, he tried to kill us, remember another hero rule you must learn, just because the bad guys try to eliminate us doesn't mean we do the same, let me die, I have failed and I deserve to die, get over it.

Craven, you spent so much time. with animals you've forgotten that part of being human is getting up when you fail, that's reality, too bad your viewers can't see you do that and for the record I'm going to delete your show from my DVR, we should get out of here. Where was he? Should we follow him? No, no one was hurt this time, but if he crosses the line again, we know where to find him. Yeah, Thursday nights on the Mustache channel, so it was a pretty scary training session, huh, are you kidding me? I wasn't scared, it was actually just an act, so the camouflage just appeared randomly, huh, you know that, oh no, Craven's back thought, so it's okay, I guess it was a little scary, which shows that sometimes even your fear can be. a strength I guess you're right and Hey, listen, I want to thank you for showing me the ins and outs and the networks, you're a good teacher and a great friend, thank you for trusting me with your secret, thank you for trusting me with yours, although remember in At school, no one may know that I'm Spider-Man, as far as you know, Peter Parker is just the incredibly handsome and brilliant guy down the hall, so you want me to lie to you, no seriously.