Know Your Bro with Chris and Scott EvansFeb 27, 2020
-Is that how it works. One of you will wear noise canceling headphones while the other answers a question. Then you'll take off
yourheadphones and we'll see if
youranswer matches. If it matches, you get a point. -It's okay. -As a reminder, one is the number to beat. -Brutal -- -I don't
knowif -- -Scott, please -- put this on. -Oh thank God. "Okay, and I..." He starts calmly. -Here. Make sure you can't hear. -Oh yeah. -Clever? Chris, where would Scott be if he wasn't an actor? -Okay, if he wasn't an actor, he wouldâ€¦ he wouldâ€¦ I
It would have something to do with... police work. He loves, loves, you know, detective shows and murder scenes. And he's kinky, but I think... I know for sure... -Is that what he'd love? In fact, I know for a fact that I'm going to do well. Yes. It would have something to do with crime and him solving mysteries. I don't know how long it will last once he's at the crime scene. -Yes. Why doesn't he audition for one of those TV roles? -But he's going to haveâ€¦ In fact, I know I'm going to win this. -OK great.
It's okay. Hi Scott? -Yes? -Scott? Very good. -I did great. No, no, you haven't done anything yet. Here is what the question was. The question was: "What would you be if you weren't an actor?" -Do you like my job? Oh, homicide detective. Criminologist. -Wow! â™Şâ™Ş -I mean, that's-- That seems like an easy question. That's like -- -No. -That's like in my... -That's not... really? Well, I don't know why. It's just, I'm so into murder. In, like, not in a perverted way. -This is incriminating. -Is if. But why aren't you at one of those shows? Go to "Law and order?" -Or why not just kill? -Well, I've been... -No, listen, I tell my boyfriend all the time, I just say, "Listen, never make me mad because I can get away with it." - Are you one of those guys who watches "Dateline" and goes "Oh, I see how they're going to do this"? -Oh, I see.
I'm like, "He did it. Guilty." -I also. And I know what he did wrong. -Yes. I can fix it. Alright, here we go. This is... so you use the headphones. -I make? -Yes. Cris -Wait wait wait. I have to make sure he's on. -It is a good song. -It's okay. Oh wow wow. Oh Lord. Wow. That's pretty good. It's okay. All right, Scott, what did Chris do growing up that your parents still don't know? -Um, okay. Okay. Well, something that he... well, that involved me? Oh, actually, it's okay. You don't have to get involved. -No, no, oh, this involves me.
We... I wonder if they know about this. I don't think she does. Growing up I was, God, I don't even know how old she was. Like, maybe eight or nine. We were watching TV, and my friend Sam was watching TV, and my brother pushed me against a coffee table and I cracked my head open. And I ended up getting four points. But I remember he pushed me against the table and I hit him. He had already cracked my head open once and I said, "No blood, no blood, no blood." And my hand... it was like a crime scene.
It was like, "Oh, this is my dream job." And I was like, "Blood!" And Chris said, "Please don't say it." And I just said that I fell, and they gave me stitches, and, mom, he pushed me, so... -Wow. Wow! Well, it's ok. Take it. Yes. Yes, you have some explaining to do here. Yes, I want to know. I want to know what happened. -Oh no! -Here is the question. Here is the question. don't look don't look Don't give clues to any brother. -No sibling suggestions here. -What is something Chris did while he was growing up that your parents still don't know? -Hey.
Um- wow. I mean, there are some. It's okay, I... Is... is it when I...? Don't look, don't look at him. -In agreement. I will say it was when I forced him to miss school. I was older. He was a freshman. I made him miss school and we... judging by the reaction, that's not right. -Wait, wait, wait, no. Finish it, finish it, finish it. -Well -- oh, I'll finish it. -What happened? -I was older. He was a freshman. I made him miss school. We went and did a lot of bad things. And then we went back to school and... - Did you kill someone? -We played... -I got in trouble for skipping class, but... -Why are you ratting me out? -You opened my head. -Oh! -Remember it? -Yuck!
You know you pushed me. Listen. -Yes, but that was between us. -This is where your acting skills come in. You said, "Okay, don't tell mom. That's how we'll do it... Like, 'But I'm a homicide detective.' -But mom showed and he... he... he covered... -I got I fell. -He covered my ass. -I fell... -Ah, you're a good brother. See? -That was a big deal. Yeah, yeah. -Okay. Okay. -Okay. This is a question for... -Skipping school was more fun -Skipping school was the best -Scott, that's for you. Just hit play on that guy. Ready? -Yeah, yeah. -Okay, Okay.
Okay, okay. That's a good jam there. -Yeah, that's a good... -Techno jam. Alright, this. What's Scott's most embarrassing childhood memory? - Um -- Oh , God. It's okay, I -- - Nobody's going to look. - It's okay. I know -- I know what it is. Well -- okay. Okay. We've talked about this. Scott, as a kid, had, uh... bowel control issues. And we were... we were skiing in New Hampshire. I know this is what it is. We were skiing in New Hampshire. My sister and I r y my brother -- and my father. We are skiing in the mountains.
Scott, he's like five years old. He probably shouldn't even have been on skis. He pooped in his pants. -Dude, this is the most embarrassing thing -- This is beyond embarrassing. Oh Lord. -But... -No...you shouldn't think of a different story. -I'm saying this because I know -- ooh, I hope you're okay. Maybe it's different on TV. But I have heard him tell this story. So my father, you know, picked it up. We went to the bathroom. My father threw his underwear. Back on the mountain. He pooped in his pants again. So back to the bathroom. Long underwear is gone.
And at that point, my father said, "Okay, the day is over." And he went to get the car - This is all. And it was my sister, my brother and I waiting in the lobby of the hostel while my father... We are in the last line of defense. It's just the snow pants, you know? And he starts crying, saying that he's going to pass. And my sister and I are like, "Just wait." And that... he didn't make it. You know what I want to say? And it happened. It happened. Without a doubt, this is going to be the answer. "Okay, okay, oh my god. -It will be the answer.
Scott? First of all -- -Looking up, I see a reaction. -No. -Just... well, it's okay. Look, everything is fine. -It is? -Yes. I remember the last time I was here. -Everything will be fine. I don't want you to get too excited. Scott, what is your most embarrassing childhood memory? - I didn't hold back. -Okay, well -- Oh, my God. It's okay. The only thing I can think of... oh god, I wish I could think of something else, but now my brain says, "You don't have anything but this story." Oh Lord. Like, you wouldn't, okay. I'll go with this.
God, make it right. I was driving home -- -No, that's not it! -No Yes! Yes, yes, that's all. If that is. That is all. That is all. That is all. -No, don't change -- -Oh, no! Oh this is going to be amazing. -Well well. Alright, we're leaving, we're leaving. Let's go. Let's go. -You're driving home. -Driving home from rehearsal with my three brothers in a car. I was sitting in the front seat. I don't know how. And I... I mean, I feel like... okay, and I had to... I had to go to the bathroom. -It's okay.
I'm around? And I said, and I begged my sister, "Stop it." Because I really had to go. She was like, "Where are you going to go?" And I was like, "On the street. I'll do it anywhere." She wouldn't stop. And I went, like... I went in my pants. Wow. Wow! -It's Loon Mountain. -Wow. -Your Honor, welcome back to Law and Order. Your Honor... -There has been a murder. - There's been a murder. -I feel like... -I did Loon Mountain. -I feel like our client would have been used to that situation since... since he pooped three times in his pants on the ski slope! - he was sick! -Come here.
Come here, give me -- -To be fair -- -It's going to be okay. Everything will be fine. -Well, I did it when I was 10 the other time. -To be fair, to be fair, Loon Mountain, you were very young. That happened. -Yes, but the story of the trial, I remember. -The rehearsal -- that wasn't your fault. You... let us know. -I begged them to stop! -There was no child who cried wolf. You warned us, and we didn't... -Very happy to be here again. -Surrender for Scott Evans and Chris Evans. Brothers!
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