Know Your Bro with Chris and Scott Evans

-Is that how it works. One of you will wear noise-canceling headphones while the other answers a question. Then you'll take off

your

headphones and we'll see if

your

answer matches. If it matches, you get a point. -Alright. -As a reminder, one is the number to beat. -Brutal--I don't

know

if--Scott, please--put this on. -Oh thank God. -Okay, and I... -I'll start calmly. -Here. Make sure you can't hear. -Oh yeah. -Ready? Chris, what would Scott be if he weren't an actor? -Okay, if he wasn't an actor, he would be... he would be... I

know

. It would have something to do with... police work.

He loves... he loves, you know, detective shows and murder scenes. And he's morbid, but I think... I know for sure... -Is that what he would love? -In fact, I know for sure that I'm going to do this right. Yes. It would have something to do with crime and him solving mysteries. I don't know how long it will last once I'm at the crime scene. -Yeah. Why doesn't he audition for one of those TV roles? -But he will have... In fact, I know I'm going to win this. -Good, excellent. Alright. Hi Scott? -Yeah? -Scott? Very good. -I did great. -No, no, you still haven't done anything.

This is the question. The question was, "What would you be if he wasn't an actor?" -Do you like my work? Ah, homicide detective. Criminologist. -Wow! ♪♪ -I mean, that... It seems like an easy question. That's like... -No. -That's like in me... -That's not...really? -Well, I don't know why. I really like murder. In a non-perverted way. -This is incriminating. -Is if. But why aren't you on one of those shows? Continue with “Law and Order?” -Or why don't you just kill? -Well, I've been... -No, listen, I tell my boyfriend all the time, and I say, "Listen, don't ever make me mad because I can get away with it." -Are you one of those guys that, when he watches "Dateline," he says, "Oh, I see how they're going to do this"? -Oh, I see it.

I say, "He did it. Guilty." -Me too. And I know what he did wrong. -Yeah. I can fix it. Alright, here we go. This is... then you use headphones. -Yeah? -Yeah. Chris. -Wait wait wait. -I have to make sure he's on. -It is a good song. -Alright. Oh, wow, wow. Oh Lord. Wow. That's pretty good. Alright. Okay, Scott, what's something Chris did when he was a kid that your parents still don't know about? -Um, okay. Well. Well, something that he... well, did that involve me? Oh, actually, it's okay. -It doesn't have to involve you. -No, no, oh, this involves me.

We... I wonder if they know about this. I do not think it does. When he was a kid, God, I don't even know how old he was. Like eight or nine. We were watching TV, and my friend Sam was watching TV, and my brother pushed me onto a coffee table and I split my head open. And I ended up getting four points. But I remember he pushed me against the table and I hit it. And he had already broken my head once and I thought: "No blood, no blood, no blood." And my hand... it was like a crime scene.

It was like, “Oh, this is my dream job.” And I said, "Blood!" And Chris said, "Please don't say it." And I just said I fell, and they gave me stitches, and, mom, he pushed me, so... -Wow. Wow! Well, it's ok. Take it. Yes. Yes, you have some explaining to do here. Yes, I want to know. I want to know what happened. -Oh no! -Here is the question. Here is the question. Do not look. Do not look. Don't give hints to any brother. -There are no brother clues here. -What is something that Chris did when he was a child that your parents still don't know about? -Hey.

Um... Wow. I mean, there are some. Very well, I... it's... it's when I... -Don't look at it, don't look at it. -Well. I'll say it was when I made him miss school. I was a senior. He was a freshman. I made him miss school and we... judging by the reaction, that's not right. -Wait, wait, wait, no. Finish it, finish it, finish it. -Well... oh, I'll finish it. -What happened? -I was older. He was a freshman. I made him miss school. We went and did a lot of bad things. And then we went back to school and... -Did you murder someone? -We played... -I got in trouble for skipping class, but... -Why are you ratting me out? -You broke my head. -Oh! -Remember that? -Yuck! -You know you pushed me.

Hear. -Yes, but that was between us. -This is where your acting skills come in. You said, "Okay, don't tell Mom. This is how we'll do it: like, "But I'm a homicide detective." -But Mom showed up, and he... he... he covered... -I fell. -He covered my butt. -Oh, you're a good brother. -That was a big deal. -Okay. -This is a question for... -Skipping school was the best. -Scott, that's for you. -Okay, that's a good song. -Yes, it's a good techno song. -What's Scott's most embarrassing childhood memory? Oh, God. Okay, I... -No one's going to look. -Okay, I know what it is.

A kid had... bowel control problems. that this is what it is. We were skiing in New Hampshire. Me, my sister and my dad. We're skiing on the mountain. Scott, he probably shouldn't have even been skiing. pants. -Dude, this is the most embarrassing thing. This is more than embarrassing. Oh Lord. -But... -No... you shouldn't think of a different story. -I say this because I know... ooh, I hope he's okay. Maybe it's different on television. But I have heard him tell this story. So my dad, you know, picked it up. We went to the bathroom. My father threw his underwear away.

Back to the mountain. He pooped his pants again. So let's go back to the bathroom. Long underwear is over. And at that moment, my father said, "Okay, the day is over." And he went to look for the car. This is all. And there was me, my sister and my brother waiting in the lobby of the hostel while my father... We are in the last line of defense. They're just snow pants, you know? And he starts crying, saying that he's going to pass. And my sister and I say, "Wait." And... he didn't make it. You know what I mean?

And it happened. Occurred. Without a doubt, this will be the answer. -Okay, okay, oh my God. -It will be the answer. Scott? First of all... -Looking up, I see a reaction. -No. -Just... well, okay. -Look, everything is fine. -It is? -Yeah. -I remember the last time I was here. -Everything will be fine. I don't want you to get too excited. Scott, what is your most embarrassing childhood memory? -I didn't hold back. -Okay, well... Oh my God. Alright. The only thing I can think of... oh God, I wish I could think of something else, but now my brain is saying, "You have nothing but this story." Oh Lord.

Like you wouldn't, that's fine. I'm going to continue with this. God, may everything be fine. I was driving home... -No, it's not like that! -No Yes! Yes, yes, that's all. If that is. That's all. That's all. That's all. -No, don't change. -Oh no! Oh, this is going to be amazing. -Well well. Okay, we're leaving, we're leaving. Come on. Come on. -You're driving home. -Driving home from rehearsal with my three brothers in a car. I was sitting in the front seat. I do not know how. And I... I mean, I feel like... it's okay, and I had to...

I had to go to the bathroom. -Alright. I'm around? And I said... and I begged my sister, "Stop." Because I really had to go. She said, "Where are you going?" And I said, "On the street. I'll do it anywhere." She wouldn't stop. And I was like... I went in my pants. Wow. Wow! -It's Loon Mountain. -Wow. -Your Honor, welcome back to "Law and Order." Your Honor... There has been a murder. -There has been a murder. -I feel like... -I made Loon Mountain. -I feel like our client would be used to that situation since... Since she pooped her pants three times on the ski slope! - he was sick! -Come here.

Come here, give me... -To be fair... -Everything is going to be okay. Everything will be fine. -Well, the other time I did it when I was 10 years old. -To be fair, to be fair, Loon Mountain, you were very young. That happened. -Yes, but the story of the essay, I do remember. -The rehearsal... that wasn't your fault. You... let us know. -I begged them to stop! -There was no child who cried wolf. You let us know and we didn't... -I'm very happy to be here again. -Surrender by Scott Evans and Chris Evans. Brothers!