Kloppo mit irrer Sprüche-Show bei Heidel-Jubiläum

Mins coach Christian Heidel celebrates his 20th birthday and Jürgen Klop is the star guest of the evening. In his speech, the BVB coach makes a real group, to the delight of those present. So yeah, I have two or three. problems tonight. The first is that I have a white h. I've already eaten several that don't belong or I want to go home and buy a new one. I didn't say anything, we'll go over the second one now. I am, I was already poorly prepared before I arrived, like everyone who organized things tonight found out several times because they called 400 times kopo how long does it take you to talk I said I never knew why I should know today and then I was a little prepared during the course of the night and then came the movies, then came Haral yes yes Now you can also say that it's all said, I could tell another joke, but we'll leave it at that for now, so it's actually I'm here tonight in various roles.

Among other things, I think I'm the only former player here who talks, or one of them is coming back, that means at least it's me and the boys. Those sitting in the back are living proof that whoever sat in that bathtub is still alive. We normally gather in such a large circle at a funeral. I'm very glad we got together, but it's been 20 years of a real meeting. say that and it was not love at first sight for either of us, I have to say that because it was something like that, they told me that it was really like that in the FC Homburg away game for me5 in Homburg and one FC Humbur player, the The ball jumped very far when he took the ball and Heidel, I don't even know what function he said in the stands at that time, they also have a hit, that's what he thought of me, give me. best tickets, so it was him and I the first contract when I made the first contract with him the dirt says he gives me contracts that I can't pay with the cars he sells that took a long time I also thought if we should give him something as a gift tonight all the matter Drive here she said we don't have a gift we don't have any gift she said I've been kicking for 10 years otherwise what's the point of giving it?

Yes, but now I'm doing it. the joke too, so it's also good maybe at the end, but I'm almost done because I don't want it to last so long, it worked well, the first thing I thought of was on our trip from Nice to Monte Carlo, I still remember it. Sometimes I was still bathed in sweat today, so we looked at the players, unfortunately I can't remember later, Gladbach played against me who was Tunisian against the Norwegians, I don't give a shit, so we definitely flew to Nice now, certain rental. car, French navigator, yes, great Heidel at the wheel, so there was no doubt about me, don't you want to drive?

If I were driving, it would have told me that I am driving and I also have to text and use the French navigation system to try to understand who the car is. It's getting a little sad but Grace Kelly came to life on this road and this volkfosten one handed driving, texting, French navigation system that's like. that all the time and I do that GI doesn't do it and I did it at some point I grabbed the steering wheel and said now it wasn't like that, we definitely survived that as you can see I'm very happy about that so I saw a match that was in the big stadium in Monte Carlo .

I don't remember the opponents. But the fact is that apart from us there were 12 people, there are representatives of no, I say that now they don't fall like that, so in any case, then we went to the hotel, everything was prepared, it was booked very well, so we returned to Nice, we think I slept, so Heidel and klop litza and Monte Carlo are a big world and I can't get this noise out when running. In my head, everyone who ran after Christian knows that, uniquely, with their feet slightly turned out, there were great comedians who really found success in the silent film era he was celebrating, so you've got some people in there who They're already behind, I know Careful, so in any case everything was booked and there was a hotel, everything was ready and we walked down the block.

For the first time I put Heid in the suitcase with wheels in the front, here my face, where is the hotel? I thought, of course, that I was organizing it. I'm my first manager. I'm the coach. What do I have to do with this? I lie down in the cell and that's it, so yeah, round two, round three, we walk around this piece of shit eleven times. and further that it was right there 105 I booked a hotel that was there it said such parents said I forgot too we slept there we flew home the fact is we survived the thing so that's the only thing I remember I remembered it immediately and then I remembered him five weeks into summer vacation because I saw him before and I hugged him and I was glad I saw him.

For five weeks Kolchnoweski talked about how he stayed there and who knows how much Niikol Schnoweski talks, he knows how much he has to talk B. talks, don't deduct the number, you mean five niikol, you can become captain of the train, yes, no I know, I have to think about the future, so you see, I have to be your future again then friend, and after 5 weeks of vacation, we just left, we didn't leave because we didn't leave because of you, you post like this and that's what we went through together, there were phases in which everyone thought he and no. h relationship because we were together so often and so close and that's the problem.

I always knew we weren't in a relationship because with this relationship you answer the phone when you get a call, everyone knows that when you call Christian Heidel the phone rings. so he doesn't have a voicemail that means it just rings yes and D tries again to call and then at some point you think kiss my ass and then he calls you again and then you think it's better anyway yeah but that's reply. the phone, do you do it today with who answers the phone? It wasn't bad, okay, I'm done, I know I'm on to something.

I told you, oh yeah, you're a bomb, you? "You are an exceptional coach. That's what a lot of people have said by now, no one else can defend themselves, I know this from my own painful experience as a player, because it's strange when I became a coach, was he ever so generous, yes, and you". You're excellent at negotiating, not for yourself, which is why I say the man is underpaid now, Harald, definitely. Once I looked at Zeller, he is underpaid, yes, no, he is underpaid. I just wanted to say it again for everyone on the board.

Next time they talk about double and it's still half as little, it was you, that's what you said, I must say and after today's wonderful anniversary, the team briefly took Bremen 30. I would have preferred to play against Bayern. but hey, you can't. They gave everything away, he also wanted to go to the game against Bayern 40, he also said that and yes, the nice thing about tonight is that there are so many friends there. I saw that we have so many friends in common, that means we have to be friends, it can't be any other way.