Kids are very dumb.

Now that it has been announced that I am going to be a father, I want to get some advice on how to have a good day and what better place to go than Ready, specifically children are stupid, let's learn an invisible suit, let's buy our son an invisible suit him thinks the neighbors can't see it to be fair I feel like this is something I would have done for sure. I remember actually still having such a disconnect from what was possible. I remember arguing with my friend. I think like I get up then why can't I just fly?

They make sense, why doesn't anyone try it? Not really, that never happened. I've been smart all my life, thank you, oh yeah, I just feel bad, no, I'm not stupid. Okay, don't touch anything, what don't you understand? Well, this is a classic. This is from Nathan to you. I highly recommend it. His job was to market a toy that no one wanted to use. I think that's when I showed him this. What do you believe? Do you want it? No, no, why

dumb

, it's

dumb

, yeah, okay, wait a second guys, I just got a call. Hello, yes sir, really, oh my goodness, yes, I will let you know.

Sorry guys, that was the president calling. and he just told me that having this toy now is the only proof that you're not a baby, well, I mean, I have one, so that's good, are you babies or not, no, well, you don't have the toy, so they must be a baby. yeah your baby lol oh okay now you two aren't babies but are you a baby? Oh, you can see the thought process going on now, well, you don't have the toy, hey, it's a cool toy. Okay, when you think about the

kids

I don't have the toy and actually I have one too, you do too of course, otherwise you would be a baby and babies are banned on this channel.

What do you think of children who don't have the toy inside? Sad, strange. I love that part, they instantly judge other people. It's like a weird child psychology like, oh yeah, they're weird. You didn't have one two seconds ago. What the hell are you talking about other

kids

? That doesn't happen. They are stupid. I'm sad, look how much fun they're having. I love how he said he's the president. The president told me, but the friends of the G Fuel flavor are here. These types of fruits are going crazy and friends of the G Fuel flavor. I'll leave them. guess what the flavors are this is walter melon this is lemmy this is cran Drew this is raspberry these collectible figures are inside a 40 serving energy cap of your choice and you will get one at random each of them have different rarities and also they come in a version of Chrome, which is super rare, between two and three percent, I'll just show you the stats, voila, which one will you get, actually which one will I get.

I haven't unpacked this Eye Guy, oh I don't have that one. What are the odds? This is Walter Melon. What are you? So oh him, this is Lemmy, my bad, leave me my bad, okay, cool, I got them all, yeah, yeah, I got them all, but you don't have them all, what are you? a child, this is the only way to prove that you are not a baby by collecting them all. It also comes with a collecting cup, so yes, choose your poison, whatever flavor you want. I won't give you any results on what you should and remember the PewDiePie code.

At checkout we will give you 30 off, which is a great deal, you're welcome, prove once and for all that you're not a baby. check out the link in the description, okay let's keep watching Bad Shakespeare for the first time, let me guess who's going to cry Meridace. stupid girl so stupid oh this is like youtube comments why didn't she show that you have that thing? Otherwise, I don't know your baby. Okay, when I ask a first grade class to write letters to people in a nursing home, time is almost up. It's a little wild, it's okay, I'm fine with that grandma, you're about to hit that bump in the bed for the last time, foreign dad, we just want you to scare us, they've been scary, what is this?

We need a two minute break for My kids and they tried to break into my room, what kind of horror movie is this? Dad, come out, what it means to have children is okay, it's really cold now, are you sure you want to go into the water? Yes, Henry, you did something before. How do you think you look at mommy, you drive too hard? You do not understand? It is

very

cold now. Yes, look at mommy. It would be

very

cold on your legs. At your feet. Its too cold. It may hurt you. Alright. You already know it before.

You go to the water, okay, and when your feet are cold, don't cry for me, do you understand? Because I already told you that it's super, super, super, super, great, you got it, yes, you got it, no, you're I'm sure you're right. You can check it first with your feet You still want to go to war in the water Yeah, yeah, sure, yeah, don't go so deep, it's deep there, that was probably the most typical kids are stupid I've ever seen, its like me. when the waiter tells me the plane is running, excuse me, I'll be the judge of that.

I guess some things never change. There's a bear outside. Survival instincts gone awry. What's happening? Foreign. Can you get one. My God. I love your enthusiasm about it. like yeah, I hit a kid, my own son, come on 88 tablet, you're going to turn it over and drop it, it's just a scratch that he dropped today, what are you doing?, you need therapy, you need help, That's why you need one of these to play with and show that you're not a baby and that it won't break if you turn it over. Know? Maybe giving kids iPads isn't a good idea.

It's hard to get it out. He's really stuck there. You're going to have to be a very deep idiot if my son does this banished thing to the island. That's how it is. I've been talking about the island for years where the children will have to fight and the strongest will survive. It's not something I looked at. I'll fix it, but I'll make it happen. Are you in the good witch or the bad witch? That was kind of cute, while all the other kids forgot Jesus, hey, whatever she's doing, oh, that's so good, they're so fun, she knows that today she just hates dancing. she got on the truck Maya continues to refuse the ice cream I'm fine I'm sure but they're both interested in seeing how the music machine works wait it's like a stranger danger test where the guy comes out and says what would you do?

Look, it's this little box right up here. I didn't think they'd do that when our ice cream man leaves. Hey guys, bye, you're doing a good job. Maya tells her brother that something is not right Dallas, we don't know him, strange. danger ice cream you make a compelling point I like how he said ice cream but also said idiot at the same time ice cream deep profound words perfect example of the everyday nonsense of parenting can't wait for this it's okay it's not the same I give it to the girl it's not the same if she already opened it foreigner it's not good well at least you did it I didn't expect her to really like it I did what happened here this is like oh what are you doing Colt amazing, yes, surprisingly, I've never done anything like that, at least I'm aware of Jesus Christ, oh yes, I've seen this, you're so close to the ground, like you let go like a policeman, look how please, right there with yourself, he laughs.

I mean that could happen. In fact, I remember I bought an RC car like that for my sixth birthday and I was so excited to write that because it was what I think Big Bertha was called or something, it was huge before I went to school. I thought I should try it for a minute, it literally went two feet into the sidewalk and then broke the suspension and I never got around to using it, oh man I think I swapped it for a Game Boy call so actually who is it? the real winner, after all, foreigner, if you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?

I'll go there. Why a hot dog? Let me rephrase that. Actually, rephrase the first question. So if you could go anywhere in the world. Come on, you just said it, idiot, okay, he's the devil in France or that way, yeah, you're not, you're clearly not listening, well Adam's just as dumb, he's clearly fastening his seatbelt while driving. settles into the driver's seat. problem, he's only seven years old. Dashboard cameras capture Daniel Wittenbach taking his family's SUV for a morning drive. He drives against oncoming traffic in Middletown, Ohio. Cars swerve to avoid young Daniels, who is a decade away from getting his license.

I'm going to laugh because I know he'll be fine playing music along the way, but then the inevitable happens: he hits a median and slows down. Another driver tries to help him wrap a shirt around his hands trying to break the window. Only then does Daniel think that he is going to get it. he got in trouble, he didn't understand that people were trying to help him and trying to stop the vehicle, another driver tries to block the vehicle, but that's a bad idea, I wouldn't do that, it's okay, you're okay, Daniel wasn't hurt and it remains. blissfully unaware of the danger he was in, so where was he going?

His only response is well, he just wanted a Speedway slushy. I mean, that's reasonable, actually it's fair, seeing that this wouldn't happen in Europe because we have the clutch that kids would do. I won't be able to do that because they are tremendously stupid. This is an American problem as a poisonous monitor. Why would you ask me that question? No reason, I don't wonder what yes, it's extremely poisonous and you're going to die. You have 60 seconds, what are you going to do? I'll go there, why would you ask if a market tip is quite poisonous? Oh, I didn't read it, sorry, I just like to skim through it.

This is your slumber party to-do list. Worried about the number two summoned, yeah, oh god, cool, what's going on ah, I just can't imagine how she thought I was going to shoot, ah, that wasn't that funny, oh, okay, that one really got me, man, okay, stagger them, okay, pick them up. I mean, it's not bad to count backwards yeah, okay here we go ten nine oh I mean you're not wrong three oh wow oh my god Ava, where are you here? Doesn't he know that he can start twerking now like the kid at the beginning? No one's going to Look at it, okay, now look at how the step goes slow on the step, there you go, good job, oh, we spilled a little, but it's okay, oh, don't look at it, oh, did you panic?

Okay, okay, your sock got wet and you panicked, okay. What was that quick kill evidence I spilled? Oh my gosh, okay, kids are so dumb, we've proven it here today, except I enjoy it, it'll be extremely smart, just like you would, gay, extremely smart, where's your toy? We are still trying to prove that you are not a baby, you wear a diaper like a baby, okay, let's give your videos.