Kids Say the Darndest Things 50 | Special Best Of Episode Part 2

okay, it's Merry Christmas, say Chris mas, okay now, say Square Pants, say Merry Christmas, pumpkin muffin, can you say pumpkin muffin, two tons and three times LPP, we broke it and the life of a Tucker's birthday yesterday , you're so sweet, gee, shut up, highway, your booboo was what? he's doing it he was young he's sleeping that's for a new baby Nina she's going to have a new baby we're going to give Silas a seventh birthday present and it's his own basketball hoop don't tell me I'm going to mess up the last word I'm going to have the last word and that's it, don't put your hands in my face, I know, it's okay, that's it, we're done, we'll talk about it tomorrow, we'll talk about it tomorrow, okay, I know, I just said that it's everything it's okay don't make a it's my face don't make the your face mom what are you doing here's the apple ma apple butter now hey MA when is Park coming home why is he going into the butter churn what did you do?

Do what, why did you do that? Hey, why did you do that? What are you doing? Man, leave the egg. Leave the egg. Hey, okay, that's enough. Back away. What are you doing?. Why did you do that? Yes, Joey, did you color? on your face, you drew on your face, so you didn't take the marker and color on your face, oh I got too distracted doing this, but that's coloring on your face, distracted by one with bling, your brain was distracting you and you didn't do it. I didn't know you were coloring your face Beauty, don't eat the tail on his back, what's his name?

Gerald Gerald, that's a good name for an elephant. The elephant lays eggs. Babies listen now. Babies hatch from eggs. A giant circle, but you, them or the drum. circle is that's a second in the air they draw the circle because it is because it looks like a circle and it is a circle but they are the circle circle because the circle is circle because you are circle what are you doing again what is that for oh yeah? What are you going to do to the duck? Okay, you're going to cook it, that duck, what will Victor taste like?

What happened? Why Chris Squire Button and what happened? What did Sam do? He made me flesh. I'm going to marry you. Marry Dad, Who's Gonna Marry Maddie, Okay, Knock, Knock, Who's There, Can't Hear, I'm Gonna Freeze 'Em That Night, You Know, Dude, Hello for this classy interview. I must ask you what your name is, what your mother's name is, Lord, what are your taxes? name Mr. three, what is your sister's name? She has very, very unique names, what is your favorite food? In fact, just a dictionary today I put some parmesan cheese, it tastes so good, yes, so please, an interview style, write a paragraph about your life, go find my I should thank my teacher, my classmates studies, my parents, my guardian, those who passed away, my cousins, my sister, my dog, but they didn't help me, so only my friend made this video, so I thank you, William, you, you, want, dear. friends less because in my days from the beginning I was born until the end of my life which is right now this typical moment where I see you looking at me right there with those yes very interesting can you do karate now? famous karate move is merry christmas, say happy 4th of july.

I put poop in my eyes. My thumb. I loved the egg. I think I would fall to the ground when I continued playing. So, okay, how did you get it in your hand? I picked it out, I made it out of what, and then I dropped it dr. Where did you drop it on the ground? My mom's car picked it out and then I picked it up while she put it in the toilet, but I didn't eat it. What do you think it is? No, no, no, yes, you have another brother, but we can't determine what He Hey, but Jesus wanted you to have another brother because he thinks you're a good big brother.

Every boss has a boss. You know even the president is a boss. You really know who the president's boss is. He says the American people are the boss, so the president is the president. States work for us, it's not so cool, yes, people answer ants, but ants are not people, the shopkeeper answers ants and people are people, it's our bird people, yes, it's zebra people, but really There are people in disguise, how could a big person be the size of an ant? So all the ants in the world are just people in disguise who turned into ants like Ant-Man, yeah, you said, boy, come on, come on, you're what?

I'm like this, you're my pretty girl, you're beautiful, Quinn, are you sure? Yeah, I don't care about that, I don't care, I love you, I don't love you, Matt, no mom, dad, dog, here you see, dad. but no, say dad, say dad, say dad to work every day. I have to go on a private plane, since you should see your egg. I'll be a pilot, you're welcome, today I'll go immediately where you won't. I don't know yet, you don't know where you're going to go, you're not even going to give me a kiss, love, have a good time, take care of yourself, we'll run away together, what am I running away from?

What do you want and? What do you want me to do, mommy? Do you think you had fun on your first roller coaster? Tommy told me it was delicious. Thank God. Did you eat half of our pizza? What's the matter? What kind of child are you? Who is like this? Do you want me to give you your head back? What did you do breathing so they don't wash my hair anymore get out of here why am I shooting you oh no what's wrong with the count I can't what were you looking at but allowing your arrival yes what are you coming you're coming you're coming you're coming arriving