Key & Peele - Turbulence - Uncensored

(Mark) It's disgusting. Bernard? He is disgusting. He's not even like her. He is an aircraft technician. Well then. And he talks too much. That's why I like you. You do not speak. He just listens. - It's good. Well. And the captain has turned on the "fasten seat belt" sign. A little

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is coming. It shouldn't be a problem. He simply remains in his seat until the signal goes off. Thank you for his cooperation. Well. Excuse me. I'm going to the bathroom. Hello, excuse me. - Yeah? - Yes. I'm going to need you to sit down. The "fasten seat belt" sign is on.

Yes, I'm going to go to the bathroom for a moment. I'll be right back, okay? I understand what you want to do. Unfortunately, I'm going to need you to observe the "fasten your seat belt" sign. That would be greatly appreciated. Well, it's just that I read on the Internet that it's not illegal for me to go to the bathroom while the "fasten seat belt" sign is on, so... the "Seat Belt" sign is on. But is it illegal? The light is on. Is it against the law? You will see that there is a picture of a seat belt on that sign.

I know, but is it against the law? The "fasten seat belt" sign is on. But is it illegal? - The "Seat Belt" sign is on. - But is it illegal? - But is it illegal? - "Seat belt" sign. - But is it illegal? - Its on. - Law. - The "Seat Belt" sign is on. - Legal. - The "Seat Belt" sign is on. - Legal. - The "Seat Belt" sign is on. - Sir, it's being difficult. - Law. - You're being very difficult. - Law, law, law. - Seat belt, seat belt. - It's not illegal, it's not illegal. - Well. - Legal. - Set... - Legal. - Buckle your seat-- - Legal. - Mister. - I have to go to the bathroom.

And I have to shit in the bathroom. Can you lower your voice? I have to pee and I have to shit. Okay, lower the intensity. You're louder than me. You're screaming in my face. Sir, you are the one I think needs to tone down right now. You're yelling at me. You're hurting my eardrums. That wasn't a word. You're not saying a word there. This is a word. - That's not... - It's a word. That's not a word. That's a trick of the tongue. It's okay sir. Sir, sir. If you want... I wouldn't like it. I wouldn't like to sit down.

What I would like to do is go take a shit in the bathroom... because it's not against the law. Then I'm going to the bathroom, okay? Mark with a K. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ And your captain has disabled the "fasten seat belt" signal. Feel free to move around the cabin. Thanks for your cooperation.