Karl Pilkington's Funniest Thoughts On The Elderly | Compilation, Old People Special

Oh, I think I should be. Yeah, come on, man, Carl, tell Steve what you just told me when. Steve was in the bathroom at the time, you know? I was just out with my mom and dad and that and one of the things that I always like to do is have a good chat with my dad about the things that he did when he was a kid and that, of course, because he did a lot of things and every time I see him he tells me something, nothing, it's like why are you telling me he's brilliant now?

Yeah, right, so to me, he's like Ronnie Biggs. or something like that, he's the most extraordinary type, well this character, I don't remember him, yesterday there was a delay, there was trouble on the Paddington line and he was saying our trains aren't what they used to be safe, um, he said, you already know. This is always, they used to be horses, didn't they? It was like he was looking in the brochure and saying now you can pick up your bags if you want, but it costs you five dollars, yeah, so that's outrageous, right, right. so he said that's the problem with this country, uh, we're good with computers and stuff, but when it comes to getting service, it went out the window, yeah, right, when he worked on the trains, you know, and he it continued like this.

The other one didn't, so I said oh, I didn't know he worked on trains, he said, uh, yeah, yeah, when he was 18, right, his job was to get the coal right and throw it into the engine right and one day he's on uh , at the big central station in Manchester, which is now the Gmac center on the right and that was like the main station and uh, he was there, the guy should have been driving the train, you know, he said, oh, I'm just going to the pub, sure, so stay here, keep the engine full and stuff, yeah, so it's like yeah, quick, get away, yeah, so the guy goes into the pub and my dad's there, you know, putting charcoal, made his bacon and eggs. on a little shovel, yeah, yeah, and anyway a guy shows up and says can you move the train forward now?

I know we'd say what's in the pub should work fine so he said yeah yeah yeah no problem, I saw it right so you get it going or whatever you do with them, training the shoulders first Yes, it starts working. Go ahead,

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who don't know about trains, something I learned is that if you have a load of coal or whatever in the back, they don't have brakes on each car, right, only the engine has brakes. So when you hit the engine brakes, everything that's pulling pushes you forward, right, yeah, so he doesn't realize this because he's used to cooking bacon and eggs and pulling coal, of course, so you .

You have to slam on the brakes sooner than you would, yeah, well, you have to anticipate, I said, yeah, yeah, but he didn't know that, so he's braking, he's singing, right, it's a break, I'll brake now. On the train it keeps going, it goes, oh God, it doesn't stop, it's sure to go through the signal box, right, pulling on the signals, yes, a lot of damage caused, apparently, if it were today's money, yes, it would be between three and four million. pounds in damages, he closed the station for four weeks, um, but he didn't lose his job, the guy lost his job when he was in the pub, yeah, um, he said the funny thing was he said like four million pounds in damages. um he had his ankle and wrist done, he had three weeks of sick leave and he got paid, so I love your family, it's extraordinary the Pilkinson gene.

I would like to see a documentary following you and your family and you would have to get the family. Now I'm involved in this kind of thing that my father talks about. It's never been worn on Sally. I was on vacation recently. Yes, I talked to an old man because where I went is mainly for old

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. Um, I was chatting with him. Could you? Say he had a lot of money, yeah, he's a little tan, he had those kind of red jeans, oh yeah, which is always kind of a telltale sign, it's like he has money, yeah, and um, red jeans are twice.

As for that, okay, I have money, yes, it's more or less that color or yellow, but you can take it when you're old and e

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ly with the tan, you think so, he has some. I'm a millionaire. Do you have yellow jeans? We have a pet server, but I'm the most expensive one right now. Yes, they are in the back room. Could I see your bank account first? Oh yeah, you can afford yellow jeans, right? Sir, he came this way, so I started talking to him and it turned out he had a cruise, a lot of money.

Now I was chatting with him for about 10 minutes, yeah, what color was his jacket? He didn't have a jacket, just a white shirt hmm, he's wearing red jeans and a white shirt, yes, some kind of leather shoes without laces, I remember him and how old he is, it's hard to tell because he was well tanned, he's a handsome guy, like that who is rich, so you saw this. A rich, handsome guy with just a shirt on, oh he had a shirt and his pink pants that he picked out and he just went over the conversation. I don't know why you knew this is what the crotch area was.

Why did you notice? what you were looking into his eyes a lot I can see why you can see if you are looking at his face you could see a white shirt what could you see what color there is a cloth around his head you saw a handsome old man sitting at the bar he went out and bought him a drink yes, you said I was waiting for the barbecue to open, okay?, no, yes, no, I was upset. I don't like staying up late during vacations. Okay, jet lag. Suzanne said, let's go there early tonight. Well, I arrive and discover that the barbecue won't be for another 40 or so minutes.

What time was the holiday rep? Well, I don't know, it starts at eight. You've never seen people. You do this with older men's genital covers, but no. I don't know what time it is the reason I noticed his pants is because what he was talking about there were no reference points. He had no idea what was going on, what was he talking about? so that your eyes wander. Even his penis is what I'm trying to say that made you look at his penis. I got bored. I didn't know what I'm trying to tell you. They are his reference points.

I had no idea what he was talking about. When talking to a stranger, aren't you supposed to keep it above your waist? Keep it, uh, looking at his balls, keep it straight. Oh, I made Carl laugh.