Karl Pilkington's Funniest Stupid Moments | Compilation, The Idiot Special

yeah oh Yeah, well, on the real news I was, um, I followed that thing with uh, it was that pen that got into the palace when Bush was there undercover, yeah, I mean, it would have been a problem if it was a terrorist, but it's how and how. the police said you know all our evidence is to expose terrorists, not journalists, yeah, I just think it wasn't a big deal, actually, yeah, and it was a lot more important to, wouldn't it? that for anyone else, well, well, every journalist in the world can appear as long as no terrorists come in yes, we are fine exactly yes, a guy just overtook a terrorist now an ice cream warehouse yes, it's true, it was as if They were waiting for a figure who can I don't think it's Bazz Bamming Boy from the Daily Mail, yes, I think it's Gary Bushel, that's fine, that's fine, don't worry about it, yeah, but it's just that everything he did wrong was a lie on his CV, well I think he did.

Everyone lies on their CV, of course, I don't think I've ever made a CV. I tried. I did one once when he was at udo and was an events manager. I applied for a job at Radio One for events manager didn't even get an interview yeah so I just stopped the CV batch. load, yeah, it's just um, leftover, yeah, no, yeah, loads, yeah, come on, there's a job in Granada, in fact, this isn't even a lie and I'm still at the other job, but hey, you don't get a I work only because you don't lie, it's not that you don't, you have the job, yes, no, but in reality there were a lot of things, right?, you think well, that has nothing to do with the job, I don't know why.

You're bothering me by asking me certain things for grades, things like that, yes, yes, but hey, they were languages, yes, of course, what did it say? I was just saying uh, you know, put your name, put your address, languages ​​correctly and um, what, oh yeah, I would just do it for you. I don't speak any other language here well, I just thought the English was pretty good, you didn't, no, obviously I asked Suzanne, I think you told me this before, did you actually do English pretty well? Yes, honestly, God didn't understand, he didn't listen. Well, you know what they meant now that you know what your mistake was, right?

Do you speak fluent French German Chinese? I didn't want them to think I had a lot of big words about that. speak any other language, it's any other language carl, not the one that you can speak english because you're filling out a form, yeah well it's like the language is none, they assume you can speak something and they probably think it was english and, so to speak, well when you're english, yes, english is your first language, yes, I'm pretty good at that, I see your point, although it's true, I didn't get the interview, no, what did Suzanne say when you told her you put that she just laughed, was it too? late it was already too late to do something okay don't talk about it today so what is it? oh she's listening to me she's home today she's probably fine now and it's going to be a bad hair day pretty pretty you're not scared today are you?

I don't mean, I don't want to oh, you've learned your lesson that you know you can't talk about people like that because it affects them well, plus I can't do it all now because we'll do pulp fiction later and it somehow involves red so bright. and I think you're being considerate, yes, or worried if you don't want to use the material until you play the record later. what's happened in the last few weeks just one more chance of what you've seen in the last few weeks uh well, like I said, no, I don't really watch the news about that, so I can't say. them about it, but in some ways I think it's better that they don't know.

I think that's the only good thing about being out there not knowing the bad things that are happening, yeah, so I can't help them. They do not know. I need to look at the weather, no, no, but I will tell you about the Pope and yes, you have been quite extensive, what about the EU constitution and the votes against it? What would you do with that? What is the problem? Oh, this isn't this, this isn't broadcasting the fat baby that they found that was on TV, what was it that's just a little fat baby that uh oh I don't know what's just a just a just a little fat kid on that. , tell him what his account was on the channel, what was on TV, you just said fat baby, fat baby, baby, baby on TV, flat baby on TV, do you want to tell them what happened in the world, tell me? about the fat baby on TV it's just that they found something, there's a disease called momo, right, and they just got this: this woman had a child, it's very sad, it was on channel four on that right and, children, boys Surely, wasn't Jimmy Carter the child who was born like that?

Momo, it's called the black music award, no, no, little fat baby on that and, uh, there's only three of them in the world, these little fat babies, right? And, in fact, they are how fat they are. You don't try, what do you mean how fast it was six stone? There were only two of them and so there are three of them in the world and there was this one and there was one in Brazil. They are in danger of extinction? The problem is because there are only three of them in the world oh don't worry this is like a conservation company I know well I haven't seen it and I don't know anything about it well I told you there are three of them in the world okay what else is it? on TV, uh, uh, something, look the other night, which is good, uh, again, you know, I learn things from the moment I don't watch the news, you told us there's a fat baby in the world, Forget it, there is a spider, the spider. eats chickens and there was a fat kid, yeah, okay, forget them in Iceland, right, yeah, we'll give them rock breakers later today, but what's his name?

I'll tell you what's interesting Steve, I didn't know much about that or autism, oh well, with some more entertaining stuff on xfm 104.99 just to cheer people up, go on and what's up, no, have you heard of Steve? I'm scared to death when he shows up. Did it touch on a serious topic? I've been talking about carrying a dead Pope around the Chinese area, they age well and red-haired people are hated and now we're really going to talk about something, I mean, uh, my heart is in my throat, come on, tell me a little, tell me your ideas for autism, well there's this again on channel 4, coming up with some good stuff at the moment.

I've been on channel five, um, but what's it called, it was the attention span that I like, it's these these people that have like that. The autism thing is happening, yes, and somehow they absorb a lot of information, they get a little, they get so into it that they know everything about that subject market, right? and there was this guy who knew everything about Eastenders, right? He saw that the cameraman was saying to him uh so you know why he's adamant about that I said I don't know I just like him and he said I remember when I saw him for the first time it was a Thursday it was five to eight Father Pauline walked she had a pink sweater and he said, "it's okay, love" and he remembers everything from that moment on, yeah, right, and all of which is great, but then the way the show was going it was almost like they were saying it's a disability right when he was on in a way, it's more like a superpower, sure, like the rain man, if you can take a train, man, no, I mean

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autistic powers, why didn't they give him an encyclopedia and They told him to get into it, sure it would be useful, yeah, keep him away from me?

Sanders is wasting his time there, but I don't think it's a disability, no, yes, there are other things and they're not, it's also autism, from what I know, it's a matter of degree and I'm sorry I have to do this. but I feel that at least I have to be the voice of reason, no matter how uneducated I am on the subject, but I believe that there are degrees of autism, I believe that some have higher performance than others, there are others, there are other problems, it is not. They just have good memories they don't go around doing tricks for people because they can remember things there are others there are other problems with that, you know what I mean?

I mean, they did. They seemed a little. program, what did you learn? He knows when Pauline Fowler came in. Yeah, I mean, there were other parts where they couldn't control their emotions and stuff. Oh yeah. The main thing. The main part was that he didn't absorb information and stuff. I'm just saying it didn't seem really bad, you know what I mean, there are disabilities that people say are a serious disability, like it's amazing to be in the room with this guy, it's amazing, you just get on his nerves and you hear what he says. come out and I'm going to sit down now I'm not even going to defend you or explain anything to you just tell me go ahead and tell me about the other disabilities that work what I mean is how people can sometimes get easily confused um how people are scared like a cyclops when at the end of the day he has a disability that he is afraid of a cyclops no, it's just Jason and his Argonauts where is this cyclops that you are afraid of no, I'm just saying in history and in boxing no no no no no no in history history happened yes what are you thinking?

You're mixing history with Greek mythology and Roman mythology and every other type of mythology. What do you mean there wasn't actually a giant? Cyclops who went around picking up ships and throwing them that's not history Carl, do you think Batman's story isn't, but this was years ago when we were more or less not? I'm not saying it didn't happen years ago. I'm saying it didn't happen well, he could have done it, there's no, I mean what's so ridiculous in the middle of his head and he's big and scary and he lives in the cage, it's scary because he has to if he had eight eyes, I would be afraid of him