Jurassic World (2015) KILL COUNT

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where we count the victims of all our favorite horror movies. I'm Agent James East and today we're watching Jurassic World released in

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. Jurassic World is a sort of soft reboot of the Jurassic franchise that reintroduces it to a new generation in John Hammond's dream has finally come true and Isla Nublar is the Home to a fully functional dinosaur amusement park.

Jurassic World is the spectacle of a movie, the very definition of a summer blockbuster, theme park. It features a comprehensive design and is full of very attractive CGI dinosaurs. I love everything about the park itself, from the marine

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like the mosasaur showdown to those adorable sauropod helium balloons, but the movie loses me with almost everything else, it's mainly the characters. that bothers me, they all feel like cheap stereotypes with as much depth as a puddle in the desert and I can't stand when a movie feels the need to constantly tell me how great its main hero is, just make him cool and shut up too, even though I love it nice callback, this movie relies too much on nostalgia for the original in a very similar way to the force awakens, but if you like big numbers then

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is probably your favorite of the series because when it comes of

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s, it delivers, so let's get to them, the movie starts with the dinosaur opened a little to reveal a title car, but when that little CG Raptor starts pushing it, push it real good, we'll move on and meet some annoying kids.

His younger brother, Gray, and his wavy-haired brother, Zack, are the children of Karen, the criminally underused Judy Greer, and Dunder Mifflin CFO Scott. Parents see their kids off at the airport without telling them the shit that's going on here. They are looking for a divorce. And how does that influence the story of the film? That's a good question and I'm still waiting for an answer, but Zack and Gray won't have to worry about that irrelevant domestic fallout as they head out to facilitate Nublar's return to the series after Sorna was the setting for JP's 2 and 3, he is the Nublar, now directly colliding because it is the home of Jurassic World, a fully armed and operational amusement park.

Hey, remember in the original when that epic John Williams soundtrack played the first time we saw it? a complete dinosaur, let's see how they use that music in this movie, oh, for example, going out on the hotel balcony, that's cool. I guess it's a park through that green screen wall and you mainly see Zach and the ants grazing like this tall pair. heels played by Bryce Dallas Howard, who does all kinds of fun looks, says her character's name to the audience very naturally, Claire, says funny lines directly to the camera, welcome to Jurassic World and explains the premise of the movie, no one is impressed by a There Are No Dinosaurs Anymore, wait, wait, what the fuck people have been riding Pirates of the Caribbean for 50 fucking years and you're telling me they're suddenly bored of seeing real life dinosaurs, the dinosaurs that do they still excite me? these damn plastic toys, lucky for these nameless greedy investors.

Claire has a solution for all of this. Dino Fatigue, a genetically modified dinosaur called Indominus Rex. BD Wong returns as Dr. Henry Wu to explain that the AI ​​Rex was designed with the DNA of multiple animals because everyone knows that kind of genetic rock burst has never backfired before, but enough of the scientific arrogance, let's have a good look at this park, this place is downright amazing. The centerpiece is the pyramidal Samsung Innovation Center, which looks like exactly the kind of place that would exist in a modern Dino Park full of fun things for kids and learning screens that even feature a cameo for my friend Mr.

DNA in the innovation center, the children eventually meet their Aunt Claire, who gives them some money to spend, and an Irish nanny named Zara to look after them, as Claire is too hard-working to have a career and family outside. from here he leaves his nephews and rushes to the park's command center where a couple of funny characters are hiding Laurie Carruthers played by jake johnson and vivian krill played by ho ho the elf lauren lapkus I like them because they are funny and they seem like real people and also because Lowry echoes my feelings about this franchise, that the first part was legit again.

JP's sequels might stop always reminding us of the original and just try to focus on their own merits. Claire tells them that a new brand deal has just been closed. for the park, the rise of Wireless features the indominus rex, which would be a funny joke if this movie wasn't also a commercial for things like Samsung and Mercedes. Hanging a lampshade on it doesn't mean it's not product placement and it's not like that was a Joe contractor of Wayne's World caliber no I won't bow down to any sponsor Claire gets in a helicopter with park owner Simon Masrani played through the cold land effortlessly and calmly the backstory here is that the Maserati corporation bought the engine and now owns all these dinosaurs even though mr.

Masrani himself is less concerned with the results and more concerned with stating the obvious: we are flying, yes you are, Simon, very good, fly the helicopter to the Indominus Rex tray to see the park's new asset and it appears to be a total beast. needs extra tall walls to keep him in he's already tried to break through the glass windows of the meadow and has thermal vision to see heat patterns like a predator because of how dangerous this dinosaur is Mo's Ronny tells Claire they need a super badass to come in and help, enter star lord Owen Grady, played by box office darling Chris Pratt Grady, is a Navy vet who has developed a relationship with a quadrant of velociraptors led by Blue, who is simply the little dinosaur cutest.

He shows how much he can. control the dinosaurs when a younger employee falls into the pen with it, Brady rushes to the rescue and keeps the Raptors at bay with some stern words and outstretched arms, although he can only control them so much and when he finally comes back out for the door, they end up yelling at him yet, Grady's boss, Vic Hoskins, played by Vincent D'Onofrio, thinks that the Raptors have been trained well enough to be used as weapons of war in an effort to save the lives of the soldiers, sort of like drones, but you know, with an appetite for humans, warns Grady that Engine has been looking to do this for quite some time and that eventualities are inevitable.

This will happen without you guys. Grady lives in a metal trailer and is working on his pig like a really cool guy when Claire comes to find him wearing her best commander credit cosplay, wait, wait. I forget that Owen Grady is supposed to be cool. Lord, oh my gosh, he just pulled a bug out of the air hole and it's great, he's a badass. Clare's request for Grady to come help with the indominus is complicated by the fact that these two apparently went on a date once and it didn't work out well because she's too uptight and he said this thing is him, what a character dynamic. so interesting and unique, the good thing is that this movie always has the park itself which includes a children's area which is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my life, look at these children riding a triceratops patna gala, mom is hugged in a frying pan of Soros, oh my god what a shame, Zacks is a fucking fool and is not impressed with anything.

Have you seen it so far, say by that girl you saw at the fair or that girl you see on the train or that girl you see in line for the gyrosphere actually yes, thinking back to my high school days, this sounds like a real teenager. boy, he sees an opportunity when Zara is distracted talking on the phone, it was shit business, so he and Gray run away from her to have an unsupervised park to themselves and head to a Mosasaurus show where Bruce, the shark, is fed to the giant aquatic prehistoric beast that he technically is not. a dinosaur is a Moses or, obviously, the resulting splash is impressive enough to make the cynical Zack smile even though he had no tits and the kids are even more impressed after the bleachers are lowered to allow the audience see the inside of the tank, a fun image that Steven Spielberg himself suggested, it's cool but we're not done with cool stuff yet, look at the new Mercedes-Benz GLA coupes, yes that's literally what the movie cuts to after of that line, because half of Jurassic World is a commercial coming out of that world-class vehicle is Claire and Grady who have just arrived at the Indominus Pass Grady reacts to the name of the dinosaurs like I did after Claire admits to Grady who doesn't know exactly what type of DNA it is.

Inside the indominus they run into a problem when they see that no thermal signatures are detected inside the vessel between that and the claw marks Grady finds on the wall. It seems that this indominus has escaped from the meadow, so Claire races through the jungle in her stylish but functional g le 450 AMG Sport and calls the command center to put them on high alert, but when they search for the indominus this tracker they see that is still in the cage, which is bad news for Grady and these other guys who are inside the pen to check it out or at least bad news for the other guys, this movie isn't going to

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off Chris Pratt, but when that indominus rex reappears, proves it's okay to kill non-character employees like this guy Ellis, who was taken by the indominus after a good fight. -Shrinkage of the screen, we can even see some of the feeding sessions.

Kael J World Grady dashes towards the closing paddock gates and gets out of there just in time, but after briefly getting stuck in them, the indominus also exits the Grady paddock. watches from under the jeep as this guy Nick is exposed to designer Dino and very quickly devoured from a sitting position, hey, at least he was sitting on the ground and not on a toilet to hide from the admittedly cool looking Iraqi guy, he Gives itself a fuel line flush to protect itself from both odor and heat. I guess it seems unlikely that he would cool down a body's thermal pattern, but it works pretty well and the indominus heads out to see what this Jurassic World place is all about, although the IREX is now on the loose. our Maserati corner says they need to quietly collect the asset instead of warning the guessing party about the danger because I guess this hippy dippy guy who didn't care about profits before is now fine risking lives for the sake of his side and That's why the ACU squad, which is the asset containment unit, suits up and prepares to kick ass.

We briefly see Clare's nephews who are traveling on a train while the Gallimimus Stampede from the original becomes a tourist attraction, which, by the way, is not a criticism, I think. That's great. Gray tells his older brother that he has realized that his parents are getting divorced because it's fun to keep bringing it up in this dinosaur adventure movie. Seriously, why does this subplot exist? I want to see this kid cry in terror, not his The family's failure to stay together is great, he shows up at the command center to see how the indominus reacts. The Wishon mission occurs in real time.

The ACU gets out of his powerful Mercedes-Benz g63 AMG 6x6 and heads into the jungle, that's where he finds the leader Hamada. a piece of Dino damage on the ground looks like the indominus ripped off its own tracking device this must be a sentient dinosaur and guess what it can camouflage too hey Kenan D it's time to up the shit out of this kill count because we're adding eight The bodies on the list right now first is Hamada, who was knocked down and stomped in a truly Carterian fashion. Next is a pair of soldiers being whipped and thrown against tree branches, their deaths confirmed by the aliens as a monitor showing all the soldiers in a straight line. from the movie, another soldier crushed by a tree turns out his name was led to more having their bodies broken with a tail, one guy is thrown and devoured by the indominus bathing the camera below in CG blood and while everyone else does his Escape, the final victim bravely shoots the Beast until he realizes that could have gone a little better.

Evacuate the island. Claire Maserati refused to do it because she knows about money, but Claire agrees to order everyoneguests returning to the south. part of the island, the order leaves too late to get to that and it's gray because they already headed to the gyrosphere, which is probably the most interesting and iconic new addition of this movie to the series within the gyrosphere, there is an extremely type of tram tour. starring Jimmy Fallon, you know, doing his Jimmy Fallon stunt, too bad the movie didn't get caught up in gyro karaoke as they carry the big hamster ball through a herd of herbivores, they get a message warning them that the journey is over and who need to get back as soon as possible, but in a huge park safety oversight, these kids can just take control of the ball by themselves, so they just keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, yeah, straight down the Dino Highway .

Claire tries to call the kids, but do you know how to receive the ball? They disconnect and instead of taking their phone call as a sign that something is wrong, Zach has the brilliant idea of ​​taking the ball through a restricted door and into Dino's jungle, right up to a herd of anti-casualty sources. in Kyllo. The sources are known. dinosaur delight, so before long the indominus rex comes to have fun Dino diamond, he kicks the ball out of his way as he chases the tangka fountains and one of the armored herbivores hits the gyrosphere with the tail of his club from where the kids watch . his ball damaged as the Indominus kills the Kyla Boy egg by biting his head and breaking his neck, then turns his attention to renowned Canadian sketch comedy duo Kids in the Ball and punctures the protected glass with a nail.

He has the worst time when he tries to bite the ball and during their struggle the boys manage to get out. Out of the capsule and flee, the AI ​​Rex chases them out of the trees and up a waterfall which they jump to escape the monster's jaws. The IREX eventually gets tired of waiting for them to resurface and tilt. See you, kids. They're lucky that thing doesn't have any killer B DNA right now Claire has recruited Grady to help her look for the kids, but instead they first find a dying Apatosaurus in the movies, they just use an animatronic dinosaur instead of CG and the boy does it. looks good Stan Winston would be proud of the legacy effects the company that made this dinosaur head and was founded by his former employees is such an emotional looking Donna that when she dies in front of them, model company Claire Bob finally sheds a tear I don't want to look over that hill, so, where there are five more sauropod corpses lying in the sun, completely unequal, it's deadly for sport, they trace Zach and Grace's footprints from Jimmy Fallon's broken ball to the trampoline of the waterfall where Grady tries to send Claire back. the park because he shouldn't be in the jungle with those heels of his, in response, she gives herself a quick sporty makeover and insists on going with him to find her nephews, they said the nephews find their way through the jungle to an abandoned door and It turns out to be the old visitor center from the first film, only you know, a little reclaimed by nature, now they take a torchlight tour through the nostalgia of the film's audience and top it off with some glasses that They're probably heavy, which means they're expensive, send them back Ray and then they find a broken down Jeep, remember when we fixed up their old Malibu, right, yeah, kids fix up this decrepit jungle, that shouldn't be hard at all, hey, look, it's working, it's working, the road takes off as Grady and Claire arrive at the old facility, pet, it's a shitty moment.

All of you Indominus Rex also arrive at the facility by smashing the ceiling with your face and chasing Grady and Claire back into the jungle, where Claire calls out to the AI ​​Rex's position. command center where Ronnie decides to play hero and fly a helicopter on his own to get that Dyna whoo that would surely piss off his shareholders if they knew about this shit, he flies to where the indominus is near the aviary and his helicopter shoots Donna. So until it crashes into the birdhouse and starts scaring a bunch of pteranodons and more photons die, the pterosaurs escape the broken birdhouse and fly towards the Maserati helicopter and you know that's not good, their gunner He falls and gets cursed. air pierced by a Pteranodon as another beak pierces the windshield and the Masrani co-pilot stays alive long enough for his bird to be hit and crash-landed against the roof of the aviary, where it spirals into a large fiery explosion that kills the owner. from the park.

In suitably undignified fashion, the hole in their helicopter allows almost all the other pterosaurs to escape and fly into the wild, begging the question of why they bred these flying bastards in the first place if they represented such a big flight. risk as the kids drive their jeep back to the island theme park area, we start the scene where everyone was so worried about me, counting the deaths, although I will show you that it is not that difficult since all the guests are currently trapped in the city center. Dino lands in a section of the park when he flies that giant flock of pterosaurs that start attacking in two and occasionally grab guests as they try to flee, but here's the thing, no one actually gets killed, yes some people get hurt, some glass breaks and this guy. is pecked on the ground, but the only thing I see they kill for show are these two daisies.

Jimmy Buffett grabs. Zara tries to do her job and keep an eye on the kids as they run through all this chaos, but because of her efforts, we are the baddest. -Spirited killed the franchise after a Pteranodon picked her up and passed her around like a soccer ball. It would be one thing to just kill this character, but instead the pterosaurs threw her into Mosasaurus' tank and then proceeded to drop a bomb underwater in order to do so. She picks it up and gives it a dinosaur baptism by wetting it repeatedly until finally the longest of hours she gets tired of all the fuss and rises from the water to silence both bird and human with a big, muddy smack.

It's an overkill that probably should have been. reserved for Hoskins, but I went with the beleaguered assistant instead, but she's the only death here. I checked and scanned the background repeatedly and saw no other confirmation even though this noisy, noisy dimorph tried to add sauce to the cow when they landed. his back and attacked him Claire rescues Grady with a gun but crushes him and a bunch of trains and then having a really awkward high school dance with the kids looking like it probably looks really weird because director Colin Trevorrow and Chris Pratt don't they told Bryce Dallas.

Howard, it was going to happen, she was completely unprepared for this, and anyway, it shows that Claire finally got together with her nephews, who were going to spend the rest of this movie telling us what a fucking badass Owen Grady is. . Didn't you guys see a minute ago when your aunt cut that dime or not Fatah, but she was shooting Tembo with dead maserati Hoskins makes his move and takes over the command center with his new team of engines most private security guards arriving by helicopter with an explosion or at least a dimorphic poor shot Hoskins wants to take the Raptors to a military field test and use them to hunt down the indominus rex.

Claire and Grady find out and move in so Grady can punch Hoskins in the face and impress these kids with more butt slaps or Hoskins doesn't assure Grady that this plan is going to work no matter what, with or without you. , so Grady reluctantly agrees to lead a team of engines to go hunt down the Indominus with his Raptors, giving them the Dino designer's scent with that piece of meat. found in the jungle after he introduces the kids to the birds of prey by name, the movie assures us in case we forgot that old Grady is really cool, this was called Blu, she's the beta, here she is the Alpha kid, oh he's so fucking cool and alpha, but the kids aren't that alpha, so Claire puts them in the back of an armored truck to keep them safe inside during the mission.

With the push of a button we're off, the Raptors running into the jungle with little vilasa cameras on their heads giving a video. feed for everyone else to watch on tablets, oh and Grady rides his motorcycle among them like he's part of a pack and for once I actually think this guy is a real badass, make more of this show from Jurassic World, don't tell your friends about us we know we just saw, you don't have to tell us the Raptors end up stopping when they find something that ends up being the indominus rex coming out of the trees and staring at the raptors and then they start to talk to each other. another one, can we upload some subdisks here?

I don't speak softly despite the language barrier. Grady comes to an understanding and apparently this new Alpha has just told the rest of the crew to go destroy all the humans the soldiers opened fire on. the indominus but not even a rocket launcher can put him out for good and he just runs away into the jungle, that's when blue and the betas make their move in a scene that's a little too Call of Duty for my taste, a total of, I think, seven security. the Raptors kill the guards, it's a little hard to tell what with all the broken video feeds and grainy night vision footage, but that's what I'm going with seven guys, it's cool after the massacre, Grady meets Charlie , who doesn't kill him.

It's immediately a shame, although I don't count dinosaurs on the list because Charlie explodes with a missile launcher to end that heartfelt conversation. It makes me a little sad that these Raptors are adorable even if they are killing machines in the past. In the Raptor pen, a soldier appears with a bloody hand as if he wants to get out of here before Delta attacks and kills him. And when the boys add another nameless soldier to the roster, the Raptors chase the armored truck in an uninspired Dino chase scene that bored me to death, especially when it just rehashed the side mirror shot from the original for nostalgia's sake.

It ends with the boys electrocuting a raptor from the back of the truck and, oh, and joining them on their bike, so they can all drive to safety, they return to the center of Dino's land and the creation lab. Hammond only to discover that they have been evacuated and apparently, as revealed in a shady phone call, the young and innocent Dr. Henry Woo, from the first film, has been working with Evil Hoskins the entire time. Henry, what would Hammond say? Poosh Poosh, yes that's right, you'd probably say the dumb Porsche as part of the deal. We have a big salary to take home. helicopter off the island while Hoskins and his team get some of Dino's cousin DNA to use in the military.

Hoskins attempts to give a bad guy monologue to our protagonists, but is interrupted by Delta walking through the door. Delta corners him and the pathetic bagger of her doesn't. It's no use because she probably cuts off his hand, and as our heroes flee, she shoots him dead right off-screen behind some equipment, a really simple kill compared to dismembering Zara earlier, but Delta still acts. wildly and chases. Grady clear and the children through the Innovation Center on the way out Grady is like I choose you Dilophosaurus and it works Delta is confused or runs away only to be cornered by blue and echo, who are soon joined by Delta who wants to join all the Games of raptors like monopoly Grady gathers all of his father's skills and extends a hand towards blue and blue responds by being cool enough for Grady to take the speed out of his head Brady is a big supporter of vilasa's privacy rights, then the indominus rex appears because it's the end of the movie and he has to, but now Blu has an understanding with Grady, who has become the Alpha of the pack once again.

Blue goes to defend Grady with a shout, but Rex gives her the eye and knocks her down easily. a whistle that causes Delta and Echo to jump into action against the indominus. Too bad they proved not to be rivals. Delta is bitten and thrown directly into a burner that incinerates her, while EKKO is simply bitten and thrown off-screen while the children hide in a merged grandstand. Claire sets out to even the match, a bitch, she runs into a meadow and tells Lowery to open it from the control room after a little push from him and when Claire lights that flare, you know what we're in for, it's the damn you -rex Rexy specifically the one from the original movie and of course he takes it the way of Goldblum Ian, only you know with heels directly to the indominus rex to whom he throws the flare that triggers one of the best parts of this movie, another incredible Dino fight .

This time it's the og Tyrannosaurus Rex against the flashy newcomer Indominus Rex and they just pummel each other, biting off every inch of dinosaur skin they see and crashing into every building in sight after a while, it seems like theIndominus has the match lit, but As he walks forward, blues music starts playing and the newly transformed Velociraptor runs down the ramp and gets in his forehead again even though this is all CG. I think it's pretty cool, just a bunch of dinosaurs fighting each other by jumping. receive a blow to the body. I love it, it ends after everyone yells at each other and the Mosasaurus once again has to ask for some peace and damn quiet, so he comes out of the water, grabs the AI ​​rex by the neck, and throws him back at the giant. water tank with him, but because audiences like both Rexy and Blue Hand, this movie doesn't try to challenge anyone with moral dilemmas, the two dinosaurs come to an unlikely peaceful understanding and Dino's fight ends right there, Brady comes out of hiding perhaps. go give Blu a good belly massage, but Blu is very confused by her own feelings at the moment, so she runs away happy with all the banks she fights to get all the marketing rights that she sold.

The next morning, Karen and Scott arrive on the island to find their children safe and sound, so let's have a round of hugs, nothing like your children almost being eaten by extinct animals to really save a marriage. Claire and Grady leave together in silhouette, another relationship forged from a stressful near-death situation. Ted is sure to last, the movie ends with Rexy climbing onto the helicopter pad and roaring through the now abandoned amusement park, quite the dinosaur spectacle, although I didn't count the dinosaurs right, this killer dress can't be the biggest so far, let's find out Take and get to the numbers by my count, 23 people died in Jurassic World, the most of the series so far, the victims were almost entirely men, but included Zara as the first golden woman in the series, so high, yes, for proper progress for the runtime.

Of one hundred and twenty-four minutes we ended up with the slaughter on average every 5.3 nine minutes. I guess I'll give the golden chainsaw to Zara for the coolest kill, although it still bothers me a little and no, not because she's a Woman, it seems strange that this deluded character would be dunked by pteranodons like she was a basketball and them a bunch of Air Jordans, it's still the most elaborate death and becomes even more impressive when you find out that actress Katie McGrath did all of her own stunts. for this sequence that is incredibly unbelievable and looks like a total explosion: almost ready for a silly slaughter, we will go to the 7 Ghent soldiers killed by the Raptor pack because it is very difficult to know what is going on there and I.

I'm not even sure I got the kill count right finally Diamond Dino for the coolest dinosaur sequence we'll go to the dinosaur zoo whoever said this award had to go to action sequences nothing in this movie gave me a bigger reaction than watching those kids playing with adorable baby dinosaurs seriously listening to this baby Gallimimus squeak is so fucking cute and that's it Jurassic World came out in

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and made a ridiculous amount of money three years later and is still the fifth highest grossing movie of all time. time. I can't cover the Fall Kingdom sequel until it comes out on Blu-ray, but until then, I'm James Agee.

Well, this has been the killer cow. Thank you very much for viewing this week's death count. I want to thank a couple of sponsors like Ronnie shires gambit and Nicolas Vargas, for how it was the longest death count episode so far. There's a lot to talk about, remember we can all have different opinions on the movies because I know a lot of you love Jurassic World, it was fun to revisit the series and now I have a ton of dinosaur toys to play with or let's face it. so that Lucy plays with them, they are good people.