Junk Food

Today's video was sponsored by carrots, we're actually fine if you give us other things. I wouldn't consider my health-crazy parents more like healthy grains. They would never buy unhealthy snacks, but they wouldn't force me or my siblings to go. outside and we would play because it was always so hot and we would just lick the melted candy off the sidewalk anyway, they would never buy sugary cereal. The most sugary cereal my parents got was honey nut cheerios, but my mom would mix honey nut cheerios with regular ones to make it healthier or something, so I would start every day by spending 15 minutes picking out the regular cheerios. from the cereal bowl, that's right, my parents didn't buy us cocoa rolls or candy, my life was shit, they allowed us to eat sugary cereal for one. day of the year and that was on Christmas morning, it's a fun tradition and we still do it to this day.

When I was a kid, I always got jealous when my friends would bring out their lunches and tell me how much their family ate out and all that. the sugary cereals they ate meanwhile i had a pb j sandwich on wheat bread with the crust still on but that's okay because i like the crust but now looking back i'm so grateful my mom cared enough for my health to instill in me. These healthy eating habits were instilled in me from a young age, I mean, I don't follow them anymore because I live alone and I don't know how to cook and bagel bites taste great, but I'm still grateful that my mom taught me. asks what should i do now if there are any parents watching this hmm i like the way this mom james character thinks well.

She would advise all parents that they should teach their children healthy eating habits as early as possible. I definitely didn't. I appreciated it at the time, but now that I'm older and wiser, I appreciate that I like the taste of wheat bread. My parents had a saying: "The wider the bread, the sooner you die", they always got wheat bread, even for hot meals. dog buns and hamburgers, they got wheat; some of you maybe had to use sandwich bread as hot dog buns, you are poor I understand that but at least you didn't have to use wheat bread, however now that I live alone I still get the wheat bread because no I want to die young.

I still have YouTube videos to make some things never change, I guess, except that I buy the white hot dog buns. The wheat ones are still disgusting when I was a very small child. The job was to host a barbecue party and I got to eat as many sausages on white bread as I could, but the best part of all was that I got to wash it down with soda. Listen, I was really short of sugar at home. To catch up on all the sugar I was missing, I don't remember what exactly the soda was, but let's say, for the sake of this story, that it was an original 19th century coke bottle, it might as well have had cocaine in it because I was addicted. to all the white powders they added to that drink and pretty soon my tummy started making noises and I had no idea what was causing it so I told my dad my tummy hurt and he said hmm, it's probably because you .

I'm dehydrated, I drink some soda here and I still respected my dad at that age and I thought I knew what he was talking about so I drank more soda and then I threw up and my dad said we should go. I mentioned this next story in my first book. available in bookstores near you keep an eye out for book number two coming out at the end of March but one time my mom bought a giant three pound bag of skittles, I forget what she bought them for but they definitely weren't for us she locked them she put them away in a closet because I knew what us kids would do if we put our dirty little hands in bowling.

This wasn't the first time my mom had to hide candy from us, but this time she forgot to close the closet and left the skittles behind. unprotected and my older brother and I ate it all and could have gotten away with it, but then some vomit came up, I threw up on the family room rug, my mom saw how rainbow the vomit was and immediately put two and two together and knew We had gotten into their gigs. The funny thing about this story is that they punished my older brother but not me because according to my mother I had already suffered enough and that is why that story is in the chapter titled advantages of being everyone's little brother. ways don't eat so much candy you throw up okay I'm going to talk about m ms for a while so to make it quicker instead of saying m ms I'm just going to say in one of my In older videos I said that my bar Favorite chocolate bar was and every time I told people they always said it's not a chocolate bar, I just can't do this anymore, but something interesting happened a year after that video was posted mmm.

In fact, she released a candy bar version of hers, so now I can safely say it's my favorite candy bar and not get any strange looks. Someone on the marketing team sent me a box of chocolate bars and I think they wanted me to promote it, but because they said mmms are my favorite candy bar every time I go to a convention, sometimes you guys bring me candy, which It's very thoughtful, but you know I also like other things like oreos, twix, and money. You know, I'm just saying you don't have one. to bring me all the time when I was visiting London I went to the store with my friends Adam and Mads and if you don't know the London store it's four stories high, 35,000 square feet and according to Wikipedia the largest candy store . in the world, so it was a little big once I walked in the first thing I thought was okay, this is too much, it was like the candy forest scene in Willy Wonka, except it was all chocolate and expensive, one part From the store you could make your own customs. with one image and two sentences, so for the image I googled my cartoon, I put my phone up to the camera and it worked, and for the sentences, naturally, we wanted to write something that was meaningful, so we wrote stinkers and stinkers, but the The employee wouldn't let us write that because it was too negative and went against brand, so knowing that we couldn't roast each other, the next sentences we decided to print were get angry and something else, but it wasn't creative, but without power making fun of each other we didn't have much to work with but those phrases weren't allowed either because they were the names of some youtubers so the system flagged them and they told us that they would need permission from the youtuber even though they are both here listen guys I'm just a employee, I don't want to get sued, on one hand I'm glad you have a system to prevent people from stealing, but on the other.

By the way, they're just mmms, what do you think we're going to do with them? So after two failed attempts to get the phrase we wanted we decided to get Adam and Madds, at least I still have my cannonball type printed, although technically this image is copyrighted so um you'll hear from me soon my lawyers, one of the downsides of being a youtuber is the lack of benefits, we don't even have dental services and with all the

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I'm eating and flossing I don't use, I should probably see one. Can I confess something? I didn't know dentists were optional.

I thought they summoned you to their offices as if you were a jury. That's what I felt when I was a child. I've never had a cavity, although at least not one that I know, at least I'm doing something right now. The part of the video comes where I give you tips on how to eat healthy, but I'm still working on it and when I don't know what to eat I can't help it. But when you bite into a delicious carrot, carrots are the most popular vegetable in the world and have been nominated as the best orange of all time.

Use the odd code the next time you buy a carrot to get 5,000 free carrot points and lots of weird looks at The grocery store gives your body the fuel it needs. You wouldn't pour soda into a car's engine and expect it to run, of course, that's not really the best metaphor because you wouldn't pour water into a car and expect it to run either. I guess everyone drinks gas because cars and people are the same, but the point is that you only have one body, so you have to take care of it. Hey guys, I hope you enjoyed the first video of 2020.

Did any of you eat sugary cereals as a child? Calm down I don't want to get cheesy for even a second and thank you all for supporting me. It's crazy how far we've come. How long has it been six years? Many of you have noticed some strange products appearing on Hot Top Games. box lunch and target and all this has happened thanks to your support and it really means a lot to me. I want to congratulate my amazing team who worked on this video. All your social networks are in the description. I couldn't finish this video without you.

I'll see you cheeky lads at vidcon London in February and maybe I'll try some Jammy Dodgers while I'm there and one last sugary sweet message before I leave next time you're there. to the store to buy

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