JUMPY JUMPY | Happy Wheels - Part 93

*Wapoosh* Good morning guys! My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to Happppppppy Wheeeeeeeeels! *played backwards* This message is backwards, how does it sound? I haven't done Jacksepticeye levels in a while, so I want to go back and see what new ones there are. I would go by the standings, the number played or something, but I guess I'll finish. playing levels I've done before and then forgetting I ever played them, because *looks down embarrassed* it's happened before *laughs at my own mistakes* And I'm in this video! So this could be very dangerous, you know Jacksepticeye has thorns!

Oh God oh Uhmmmmmmm... What? Is this even possible? Well, what can I say, of course it is *frowns* Oh, it's possible. Oh, it's definitely possible Because you have to do it like this You have to do it like this OOOOOOOO *breathes* Steeeeeeve *anger gets worse* I swear on the damn kerbals *breathes* Nooooo, it's not that You have to, you have to jump doing jumps I just have to clean myself butt on this

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, and then I can slide down and do the thing Or maybe, maybe Ooooo, *disappointment* come on, come on You're not even stuck on that

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where you were just fucking around *and who knows where is the road going?* DAMN Yeshahahahahaha, aaaaaa, the fucking segway, aaaaa Look at this, look at this. you jump and then you fall off the segway If my head hadn't fallen off, that would have been perfect o, o, o, o, ooo, Steve aaaawwww *starts laughing* It doesn't matter Steve, no one is perfect*?? ?* No *gritting teeth* I have to do this, I have to do it, I have to do it because of all the cookies in the bag *suggests Fran take a bow* I knew she was bad *farts* I can't believe I was doing perfectly but then my head fell off DO YOU WANT TO STOP THIS? so, just, just, stop, here we go, here we go, here we go, fuck, fuck, fuck.

I was going to say "are you still alive?" and then I should have minded MY own business. HA! O, o, o, o, o, *thumps* Ooo, oooo, ooooo, aaaaaah, I think that would have counted... *pure disappointment* You beat me, you got me- I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't Hi, hopefully Jacksepticeye (Sean)! I just wanted to thank you for always making me laugh, even when I'm feeling really bad. You literally saved my life last year. I love Holly x awwwwww Thanks Holly. P.S. I'm from Scotland and my accent is better. Ha ha! Holly?! You made me feel good, you said nice things about me! *reads text* "prove you're the real boss!" Well well.

Can. *Really?* Oh shit *Laughs again at Steve's death* *high-pitched scream* Oh God, oh mighty one! Oh, here we go, there we go, *repeat* Here we go! Who has the best accent now? It's probably still yours... *reads message* Thanks! I appreciate the support! Speed ​​is the key! Oh fuck, oh Jesus Christ! The speed is definitely equal to or greater than the key! I can do this, I can do this Apparently I can't Yes, baby! Continue as my heart and Celine Dion. Oh sweet love for fucking. *surprise* That was great. *playing sounds* O, o, ooo! I didn't even have time to respond to the fucking *angry noises* How?!

AS?! So! It's like... ah, fuck Fick, I- oh God, I stuck the arrow in the ground. Come on, Pete! Yeah, yeah, Pete won't be held down for long. Pete won't be held down for long. Oh *loud, manly scream* I didn't know there were mines! Njanjanja, yes! I- OH SHIT I thought you said goodbye to everything! I didn't know there were any... Damn, anyway... What do I do now? What do I do-What do I do now? Oh, shit- *breathes loudly* *high-pitched voice* Ooh *screams loudly* OOOOOOOOOH! OH, IT ALMOST WORKED! It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. Okay, you have to use the mine.

You have to use the mine! *breathing bitterly* Avoid these bastards Avoid these- Avoid those bastards And then, and then, and then... AND THEN! We'll all have a Merry Christmas And then we'll all drink tea and eat cookies And then we'll all get screwed Because fuck this! We have to HIT that and fly over it *imitates game sounds* It sounds like we're on an arrow horse. *singing* Nobody knows what it's like... to be Jackman *continues singing* Having arrows in your Assman *continues singing* BEHIND THE BLUE EYES! It's modern art! Jacksepticeye roll! I could do this. You could do this with your eyes closed.

I'm wasting a lot of swords! WOW BILLY! Fuck you "I killed your wife", "I ate the last cookie" Well, I'm glad you're dead Eating my cookies like that... *sudden realization* Why did I restart the level?! Oh, restarting the level has become so normal now! One of the last ones... Oh, Ohh, bag full of things... Here we go... You're dead, you're dead, it's a good time. Do my hands are tied?! Steve, are your hands tied? Take your hands out of your pants and do something good with your life! Come on, Steve, man! Oh, this game just wants to fuck... oh, it just wants to fuck.

Willie! You shouldn't be here! Leave! Oh, my ass... Oh, my c-eat my ass, Willy! Eat- *realization* That sounds bad Steve, Steve, Steve, no. Steve, no. Steve. Ste- *sigh* *victory noise* I WON! That's all that matters! All that... He ate my last cookie. But you know what? You will burn in hell for that. That's where your retribution comes. I don't have to kill you now because you will die! IN THE LATER! *realization* ...You're going to die before you get to the afterlife... It doesn't matter *evil laugh* Here's my retaliation. Push the Billys... towards the stairs? "I hope no one pressures me!" Ohh, I'm going to push you harder than.

I'm going to push you, I'm going to crush you, I'm going to mix you up...into little Billy pieces! The other one is still alive, but he is fine. He will see all his brothers die. He will watch all of his brothers die and wonder: oh my God... just by breaking their faces. I just remembered they're just kids. Oh God, oh Jesus, fucking hell "Kill us!" With satisfaction, darling! *victory noise* I couldn't push him into the mine at the end... Now I have to do it again DIE YOU STUPID! DO YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE PHOTOS OF ME IN THE SHOWER AND LAUGH?!

Oh, no, you can't, because I... I'll kill you! Grab my Segway, bitch! YEAH! It's nail trap level for me! And I have to use Steve for that, so... Where, where, wa- oh, okay! Well! Well!! That was supposed to be the sound of victory, not the shit... sound Faster, faster, faster and JUMP! Majestic. Eagle. Could you be closer? Your arms and legs are in the end zone! Steve, if your dad never said he was disappointed in you, let me say it because ffffffFFFF, fuck you, Steve! I can do it (x14) I can't do it! It's possible?! I go full speed and jump... well, that was bullshit.

That was... That was a killjoy. HUOH! Is it REALLY possible? Do you know what we should do? We have to jump. HA! What did I do? What did I do? I did a multi-species jump on the segway HOW! HUAH! HEY! I'm going to do the best I can. On the edge, on the edge, oh, there it is, now, top speed, and HUAH! I literally CANNOT do more! I LITERALLY can't do more than that! I can jump, but I go down at the same speed, at the same pace. *calm breathing* I'll make it. Jump on this, and then JUMP on this, and then fly!

Or die Wait a minute (x3) Ohhhh, there's a secret! There's a secret way to do it! HEY! You just have to... you have to be quick. You have to get the timing right. You have to get your timing right, and if you do, you'll get the glory! *Russian accent* GLORY TO THE BEST COUNTRY! PROUD ARSTOTZKA!! YEAH!!! You just have to keep jumping in the air, you have to keep bouncing and the glory will come to you! What a coincidence that right after we were playing a level called "Jacksepticeye Jumpy"! "Thanks for all the happiness, Jack!" Thank you!

Thank you for making me

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Wow, wow, wow! Let's go this. Wow, Jesus Christ. Oh! No, no, no, no- it's gone, it's gone, it's gone, it's gone We're still here. I want to be on this fucking platform, please! Pete, Peete... Okay, get off, get off, good job, good- *surprised noise* OH! Here we go, that's what I wanted to do. HUAH! But my victory was denied, right? Over there! I'm in! So when I do HUEH and my pogo- oooooooooooooHHHHHH I'm almost fine! (x6 harder each time) *laughs* Not so good. HA! *fart sound* HEY! Above all! Way to go, baby!

Float. Fly like an eagle. Look, do you know what that is? That's success, that's success, right above your head. To get it, you have to jump. Good God, I almost hit the ceiling. This one is called the "Jacksepticeye skill". Well, I have skills Skillz (with a z) to pay the billz (with a z) (It means bills), for different days of the week Starting from the week. Not of the weak. This week. Curse. Now I'm... now I'm very nervous. Now I won't be successful. NOW- oh. Oh! Where did my segway go? Why have a segway if it only sucks your anus?

This level gets pretty LOUD! Oh God, oh see, I'm still alive! I'm still alive! I can do this! I can say- FUCKING JET ENGINES! Wait, let me see if there's a secret ending underneath. I do not trust you. I was right not to trust you Yes, yes, yes, that's good, that's good! No no no! They're pressing me against the wall! SHIT! Let me go! Let me go! I-I'm- F-Fuck that. GET OUT OF MY ASS! Stay close to the wall (x5) Yes! Now go, go, go, go! That's a Willy bridge. *starts laughing* You guys don't make being cool very easy, do you?

Oh god (x7) Ah, damn! These jet engines will tear you to pieces, man! *definitely masculine scream* It turned out well! Everything went damn well! I did it! She looked in a bag she had and then everything was terrible, it's not right. There's so much more, I can't stay here quietly! That's it, that's it, that's it! Wow, yes, yes, yes! Willy's bridge, no! Willy's bridge fooled me! Well, can we still do it? Is there glory to be won? Will there be glory at the end of this best of lands? If you didn't have your damn leg attached to you like- *bitter scream* We might as well call you Patrick Stump after this.

I see coins. I see coins. And where there are coins, there is glory. And I get that glory. It will only take me a few weeks to get there. Yes- OHH, closeness! Oh can you feel the closeness? Can you feel it? Can you feel it? *starts singing* CAN YOU FEEL IT? *sings melody and repeats same line* Well, that's it for this episode of Happy Wheels! Nice song to take home at the end. Oh man, getting up and recording Happy Wheels is great! I don't know if I'm going to make all the videos like this. I mean, I started doing it because I just got the desk and it was great, but some videos I can still shoot sitting down, at least the vlogs. , and comments reading and things like that.

Not all videos will be portraits, but they add a lot more energy to the video! I feel like I can move a lot more and I can add more style to it. It feels fantastic, it feels refreshing. It feels fresh and new, oh how good. Anyway, thanks everyone for watching this episode! If you liked it, hit the like button on his face - LIKE A BOSS!! And give everyone a high five! *wapoosh, wapoosh* But thank you all, and I'll see you all... ...IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!! *OUTRO* It's close, man. Episode 100 is almost here *sniff* It's a very sad day... but it's not here yet, so we can still have fun!