Jon Stewart on Conservative Cancel Culture & Kosta on Trump’s Assassination Claim | The Daily Show

There is still a story with so many unanswered questions that it reached the White House press corps. Can we still assume that the Kansas City Chiefs will visit the White House this year to celebrate their Super Bowl victory? as the boss's kicker, Harrison Bucker, welcome to this White House, the golden boss's kicker from Kansas City gave a

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Catholic commencement speech at a

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Catholic college. It seems expected, although we salute the ladies some of you might lead. successful careers in the world, but I would venture to guess that most of you are more excited about your marriage and the children you will bring into this world, ha, apparently you enjoy the PTA, not the advice you want to hear when you make $100,000 . debt to get a degree in electrical engineering, but I imagine the

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lation of one Harrison Buter was swift and relentless in the White House.

What I can say is that we invite the entire team and we always do it. I don't have anything beyond that, aha. I woke up Arati at the Communist, wait, well, I'm sorry, what was that? What did you do? He still gets to go to the White House and be on his football team and all that really happened is some people roasted him on Tik Tok, so I guess this is it. just some sort of passing distraction or if you happened to tune into a major conservative media scandal that lands NFL players in big trouble, not for betting on drugs or hitting women, but because he's a Christian , the left seeks to destroy an open Catholic in the NFL, they have deceived him. has been criticized, they are calling for it to be

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ed, the left hates Christian values, they will try to denigrate you, isolate you, cancel you and ultimately silence you completely, but don't be afraid, how can I not be afraid when what you have proposed is regular?

By the way, you're afraid and you're hitting us with that King James sentence structure, don't be afraid, people just say that when you have to be afraid, let's say three or four horsemen, but my question to the right, I guess is, are you? Have you never been to it? Internet before because that's it, it's just people giving themselves all the time. I mean, my God, you're all so skinny. Jerry Seinfeld took more in the last two weeks promoting a Pop-Tart movie that Harrison Buter made during his entire life. speech and I ask them what the problem is with that no, I'm not giving an impression.

I would legitimately like to know why it's taking so much of everything from everyone and who are these people that it's so hard not to do the voice and who are these people now it's it's it's not Jerry Steinfeld's impression is the first thing a Jew learns in kindergarten is, of course, nothing about the right-wing reaction is surprising because the idea that there is a pervasive and powerful threat to free speech called cancel

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has become central of modern conservatism they celebrate being silenced in conferences they celebrate being silenced in podcasts and broadcast media they celebrate being silenced with over 700 book titles on how to be possible, why are there so many? of this nonsense, unless you don't know that no one reads anymore, and by the way, if you've already read a war in Wake and Wake Inc, you're not really going to learn anything from Wake Warriors.

Conservatives have an entire industry dedicated to complaining about not being. They are allowed to say the things they say all the time their victimhood is the whole brand you can no longer say that someone is homeless you have to say that they have no housing free phones food and clothing sounds like at most a homeless woman in a democratic administration Pretty City I'm sure we won't be allowed to say illegal aliens because that would be hate speech and therefore illegal aliens are crossing our border. The trans agenda is a religion that will now be converted or cancelled.

Big trans people have a real ability to make everything about themselves dare to speak your mind on topics like pro-life well your life could be ruined forever you could be canceled I'm never going to apologize for being pro-life how do we get there to the point where we can't say that all lives matter as a group? In fact, all lives matter, you all still talk about how the woke mafia has no cable, but this is their identity now, constant victimization, they say what they want and if you get upset about it you don't believe in freedom.

I just believe. in Freedom, why Li? Why are liberals so afraid of freedom and freedom of expression? I'm not outraged if you don't like someone telling you, oh, you could turn off the TV, turn off the radio dial, turn off a podcast, leave a graduation ceremony, or you could buy a beer other than Bud Light without having to go to your ass swamp and murder six people who are so unbelievable that they are so full Shan Hannity can tell with a square head I'm not the type of person who gets outraged Sean Hannity he's basically just a meat bag support system for a forehead vein tonight all Americans have the right to be angry and angry we have a story that will make your blood boil now the left is hell bent on banning Dr.

Seuss Pepe Lau Dumbo Peter Pan is on the chopping block moralistic prude downright overpaid lazy agenda driven Liars What a pompous idiot do you even know what my job is? What part of this can't you get out of your thick head? My message tonight to these snowflakes is very simple, I dislike you, but every snowflake is different, not all of us can dislike you, look, it is absolutely true that in our modern society driven by social mentality, our interactions are They incentivize and monetize to generate outrage and it is exhausting for everyone, but contrary to their conservative book. industry indignation does not come only from the left it comes from the left the right from the right from the left and the fast ones and you readers and anyone who dares to raise their head to say anything we are not censored or silenced we are surrounded and flooded with more speech than has ever existed in the history of communication and everything is armed by professional indignation Hunters of all kinds traveling the world in search of graduation speeches Fragments of improvised comments during promotional tours fragments of comedy out of context boring marketing ideas or whatever words and phrases they think they can resort to to generate monetized clicks.

Outrage is the driving force of our modern media economy and sometimes someone loses their job or something happens like that that should never happen, but I'm leaning in so far. never rise again, but contrary to the conservative victimization complex, there is no organized cancel

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conspiracy where even the slightest misstep can get someone on the right 100% cancelled, but There is actually a congresswoman, Liz Cheney, who was expelled from the Wyoming Republican Party. party for opposing Trump, yes, as ironic as it may seem, it turns out that when it comes to cancel culture, those who smelled it did it, there is someone who cancels people on the right, but the only one who cancels people on the right is Donald Trump and anyone who dares to speak out against him, refused to believe Trump's stolen election

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s and will lose their job like Liz Cheney or many others.

In fact, everything the right says that makes them cancel culture is actually being done by Maga, for example, they will shout it. and try to shut you up instead of arguing with you, yes the woke mob yells at you and what happens when you're a Republican and you dare to criticize the King kid, that's a failure of leadership and I you can boo all you want but here this. What Donald Trump is running to not go to prison and if we choose, I know, I know, I know, now you know me as a person who speaks his mind and I make no secret of the fact that he was not a fan. of our last president's character problems and I'm not a fan either respect

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some damn respect Romney, you piece of mother, it's called class, like I was telling your mother last night Hickory Dickory goalie your mother He was a mo man oh, you like it that, what is a What's another thing that you like poetry, by the way?

What's another thing the Wrights hate about woke cancel culture? Many Americans feel compelled to remain silent for fear of upsetting the cancel culture mob. Yes, under cancel culture, you can only speak your truths in private while denying them. in public, for example, this poor young man who wrote privately about Trump, he is a demonic force, a destroyer, I hate him passionately, he wrote in private but of course in public, for fear of the cancellation mob, he is forced to stand next to his Tormentor with what can only be described. while the fakest laughing faces grab him by the head, but that's cancel culture, it doesn't let you speak your truth, in fact, it makes you do something even worse.

The left is married to censorship and has nothing else. This is how you get people to believe in an alternate reality, yes the woke mob is so permissive that it forces you to deny reality, like imagine if Trump ever gave a speech about January 6th where he clearly mistakes Nikki Haley for Nancy Pelosi Nikki Haley, you know they knew, they destroyed everything. the information, all the evidence, all because of a lot of things like Nikki Haley is in charge of security, we offered 10,000 people now in a healthy speech, you would just say, hey man, you know everyone farts sometimes, You know what, but under Maga cancels the cultural mafia, people like Congresswoman Stonic have to pretend this was all part of some grand strategy that isn't a mix-up.

The reality is that Nikki Haley Nikki Haley is depending on Democrats like Nancy Pelosi to try to put on a desperate performance. New York in New Hampshire, but I was talking about January 6, President Trump has not lost a step, he is a stronger candidate than he is today, stronger than in 2016 and in 2020, he is aging in reverse, it is stronger, is Benjamin Buton. he will be our baby president of Wis IST and by the way, denying reality still won't save you, there is no level of loyalty deep enough to be free from Trump's cancel culture. Rona McDaniel literally dropped Romney from her name to keep Trump happy and he still fired her and that Romney name had taken her to all the hottest clubs in Salt Lake City, yes the ones with the lattes, the truth is that Trump is the real emphasis on cancel culture in the cult because on the right you can say whatever you want about gays and trans people. people from Tik Tock to patreon, you can criticize Dei from a podcast to I don't know the Florida governor's office and chances are that not only will you be fine, you will get a raise, but if you ever dare to speak one iota against Donald Trump.

Be afraid, today is big news, the Trump trial is coming to an end and, just as stormy Daniel said, it ended much faster than expected and we have heard from many people during this trial, this blonde spot, this other blob, this blob with the mustache, you know, it's a shame no one's invented cameras yet, but we haven't heard anything from the worst of them all, Donald Trump, who's been walking around telling anyone who will listen that he's looking forward to testify under oath. I would have done it. There is no problem in testifying. I did not do anything wrong.

I am testifying. I say the truth. I mean, all I can do is tell the truth. Do you plan to testify in court? Probably, then I would like to do it. I mean, I think so, you will testify. in your own defense, oh yes, absolutely, you take the position that I would look forward to yes right at the bell yes yes, but yes Donald Trump has been saying for months how much he wants to testify, he says, let's do it, swear to me that brilliant book about the one that Mike Pence is always blah blah blinding and after four weeks of trial, today it's finally time for Trump to tell his side of the story, so here we go big guy, it's the chance you've been waiting for defense have.

The rested testimony has concluded and Donald Trump, in particular, did not take the stand, what, what, what, after talking about such an important game, he will not testify, so he is doing the opposite of what he told us he was going to do over and over again, that's not Donald Trump. I know and I played, I played full contact hockey without a helmet this morning, but it's so peculiar that outside the courtroom with his legal pads he just talks and talks and talks, but if you ask him to walk a few feet inside courtroom and swearing to tell the truth under penalty of law, you are suddenly afraid to speak.

I mean, what's the difference? Is it fluorescent lighting? You already know. I hate to even come to this conclusion, but is it possible that Donald Trump is full of I mean Mr. Trump Mr. Trump are you full of yes okay well I really wanted that yes well should we believe him so should we believe him let's move on from Donald Trump to his Morally and financially bankrupt former lawyer Rudy Giuliani last week had an 80th birthday party and received a small surprise gift Rudy Giuliani received aindictment over Arizona's 2020 fake elector scheme during his 80th birthday party Friday night.

Giuliani was handed over 2 hours after boasting on social media that he would evade charges. Damn, I mean served at his own birthday party, can you imagine? Know? Hey, can someone take a picture of me mocking the Arizona Court? Hey, how about you, man in a suit and a badge at my birthday party that I've never seen before and this? The accusation is in addition to a $150 million defamation judgment against him. Rudy needs cash, but luckily today he has a side business. I'm delighted to introduce you to something I'm incredibly proud of: my own brand of organic specialty coffee, Rudy Coffee believes I when I say it's the best coffee you've ever tasted, it's smooth, rich in chocolate and gentle on your stomach, wow , easy on my stomach and my chi, I mean, I'll have mine with Mo and Schluger, cool too, dude, I mean, your son says. commercial killer but the rest of your apartment still says serial killer and look, I'm glad there's finally a coffee commercial that's somehow creepier than the folders where the brother and sister clearly want to bone each other.

I just can't believe I'm calling it Rudy's coffee and not Ground Zero, let me continue and in case you're wondering where this delicious coffee comes from, I can assure you it does. straight from Rudy himself I thought great, by the way you've never heard of drip coffee, why do you only see right wing scammers selling these cheap products? Rudy's coffee, Alex Jones supplements, everything from Donald Trump. I mean, how come you don't see it? liberals are being scammed and I'll tell you why because liberals are too smart to fall for condescending scams like this and as I explain in my new book Liberals Are Too Smart to Get Scammed, available on my website for only $79.99 , order now and Shipping is doubled, but look, it's important to remember that Rudy wouldn't be doing any of this if he weren't so in debt from all his legal bills.

It's actually a little heartbreaking, but you can help for the price of a single bag. of coffee, you can make this poor election denier recover. Could you please help him smile again? Oh disgusting, no it's not like that, forget it, take that away, take that away, take that away, let's start with the surveys, there's a new one every 15 minutes even though none of us have ever met a single person who has participated in one , but whatever someone is doing it, a new poll came out today reminding us that no matter how dumb our leaders are, we the people are even dumber, the Guardian liked it. a Harris Poll commissioned for Americans and how they feel about the economy. 55% say the economy is contracting. 56% say the economy is in recession, which we know from CNBC is not the case. 49% believe the S&P is down over the year.

It seems incredible that it has increased approximately 13% and 233% last year. 49% also say unemployment is at its highest level in 50 years. In fact, unemployment is at or near a 50-year low, below 4%. the economy is shrinking when it's actually growing, that the stock market is down when it's actually going up, and that unemployment is at a 50-year high when it's actually near a 50-year low, but we know Benefer on the Rocks, so we're not completely lame, I mean it could just be me but maybe as a society we shouldn't have replaced newspapers with guys ranting in cars, I don't know and in a way, I get it, people don't judge the economy based on the data they have.

It's like you saying GDP has increased but I'm saying I used to be on my cousin's Netflix account and now I have to have my own so yeah Jerome Powell we're in a recession okay but you gotta Remember that yes, these are not surveys. of Americans these aren't surveys of Americans, these are surveys of Americans who are willing to talk to a stranger cold calling them in the middle of a work day, but what I'm saying is that these people aren't normal. I mean I ignore my own mother's phone calls that's normal you get it sometimes I get three four five calls in a row you know there's a ton of text messages like the car is filling up with water I don't have time for this Mom I'll see you on Thanksgiving that's normal anyway, clearly Joe Biden needs to do a better job of spreading the word about the healthy economy, maybe he needs a hype man, right?

You know, the notorious b had p P Diddy could do it, what is he doing? What are you doing, I guess? is not available right now, okay, let's move on to Republican candidate Donald Trump, he recently took over the Republican National Committee and today someone sent him a housewarming gift. We begin with the latest news from the Republican National Committee headquarters in Washington DC. It was closed this morning after VIs of blood were sent to the building. According to multiple sources, we learned that the package was addressed to former President Donald Trump and contained two vials of blood.

What's going on here? Did someone send you blood? the RNC I guess it could just be Rudy Giuliani's lunch order, I mean, I mean, but still, why would anyone mail blood? It's 2024, people know that, but seriously, don't send blood to the RNC, that's reckless, now you're going to end up on their mailing list, but you can see why Donald Trump might be scared by this because, as you may have heard , someone is trying to kill him. Donald Trump now

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s that the FBI raid in Maral Lago two years ago was actually Joe Biden's. In the attempt to assassinate him, he pointed to the text of the search warrant that allowed the FBI to use deadly force if necessary, which the FBI says is standard protocol in any search, but in a fundraising email sent To his supporters, Trump wrote that they were authorized to shoot me and you.

I know you are eager to do the unthinkable. Joe Biden was locked and loaded, ready to take me out. Holy, locked and loaded, ready to take me out. I've never heard Joe Biden sound so cool in my life. I always thought of him as an old man with daughters, yes I always thought of Biden as an old man with daughters, but Donald Trump makes him look like one of the Mercenaries, the rest of you, the rest, take what you want, but leave me the man Orange, can you engrave the Wheel of Fortune? This might take a little time personally.

I think it would be very difficult to assassinate Donald Trump, mainly because he would never get that close to a book depository, but I don't think Trump really fears being assassinated by Joe Biden anyway, and the reason is. because he announced it in a fundraising email, if you're dodging bullets, don't stop to wave your Venmo QR code, you know, please someone send money, let's move on to the presidential race, you might remember that the end The Republican primary campaign saw a bitter feud between Donald Trump and Nikki Haley, she criticized him for his record and conduct and he mocked her Indian birth name, promoted birthers or conspiracies about her and suggested her husband was sent to Africa just to get away from her, which is why the attacks are so intellectual.

It became so personal that when Nikki Haley finally dropped out of the race in March she made a point of not endorsing Donald Trump. I have always been a conservative Republican and always supported the Republican candidate, but on this issue, as she did on so many others, Margaret Thatcher gave some good advice when she said: never just follow the crowd, always make your own decisions. It is now up to Donald Trump to win the votes of those in our party and beyond who did not support him and I hope he does. Wow, Nikki Haley, a Republican taking on Trump, that's pretty rare these days, it's like watching an eclipse or a movie without Timothy Shalam, but basically Nikki Haley said Trump, if you want my endorsement, you have to earn it, so let's see how

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The Haley supporters you've talked about are trying to unify the party, how can they bring in these Mickey Haley voters? Some of those who voted for you in 2020 but say they don't want to do so now, how do you bring them back to the city they're going to? so everyone will vote for me again everyone will vote for me again everyone and I'm not sure we need too many damn that's cold Trump says yeah let me reach out to Haley's supporters oh I get you . Trump simply doesn't care about winning. about Haley voters for Trump Haley voters are like vegetables, you know he's come this far without them, why worry about him now, but that's Trump for you, he doesn't come to you, you come to him, no He's going to tax you for your support, he won't go. to work to unify the party he's not going to meet you at a coffee shop halfway between his house and yours you come to the coffee shop near his house he doesn't care if you've met there the last three times he's not dealing with that traffic , but you know what that means Donald, if you're going to take Nikki Haley voters for granted like that, then good luck getting Nikki Haley to vote for you breaking news Nikki Haley declares she'll vote for Donald Trump endorsing ex rival she fiercely attacked during her Republican presidential bid.

I will vote for Trump after saying that I stand by what I said in my suspension speech. Trump would be smart if he reached out to the millions of people who voted for me and continued to support me. Damn, Nikki, do you know what happened to that Margaret Thatcher quote about never following the crowd? Is there another Margaret Thater quote where she said you know what who cares about just following the crowd and it's not the hypocrisy that bothers me? This is where every loser ends. supporting her party's candidate, but Haley made this whole big

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about denying him her support and then quit for nothing.

She would be the worst kidnapper of all time. If you want to see your son, I want you to send me 1 million dollars in unmarked bills. Actually, forget it. I'll leave it at 5 anyway, I'm sure it will be worth it and Trump will reward her for it. She enjoys being an ambassador to those islands where nuclear bombs are tested. Nikki, let's leave politics behind, well, it's a good joke. moving from politics to a place that is completely above politics, the Supreme Court now. We usually expect this esteemed body to sit above partisan pettiness while issuing rulings that allow corporations to sell my organs for profit, but last week an unfortunate issue demanded that image.

Judge Samuel Alo. faces calls to recuse himself, this comes after the New York Times published a photo outside Ao's home of an inverted American flag that is widely seen as a symbol of efforts to overturn the last election. Alo confirms the photo that the Times quote says. I had no participation. whatever in the flag waving, was briefly posted by Ms. Alo in response to a neighbor's use of objectionable and personally insulting language on yard signs. Yeah, it's Mrs. Alito's fault, uh, yeah. I feel you, Sammy, you know my wife is always fighting with the neighbors too.

I mean her disputes don't usually end with her raising the flag of insurrection against the United States, but maybe your neighbors are that bad, but hey, Sam Alo is a Supreme Court Justice, the pinnacle of moral integrity If I said it had nothing to do with it. So I believe him and I believe it will never happen again. New questions surround Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alo after a second controversial flag was hung outside one of his homes. The New York Times report reports on an appeal to heaven flag carried on January 6. Riers was photographed at his New Jersey beach house last summer.

The flag featuring a pine tree and the phrase "appeal to heaven" dates back to the Revolutionary War, but today the flag has become a symbol of former President Donald J. Trump's support for a religion. part of the campaign to stop steel and for a push to remake the American government on Christian terms, what the hell man, another flag, this guy got a two for one deal at the Maga flag store. Look, I'm no expert, but I always thought the judge was supposed to be impartial and neutral and I'm not naive. I know he's not, but can he at least respect us enough to pretend to be?

You know, he's not like he's an American Idol judge, he's a Supreme Court justice, but he's holding up. We are like a soccer player who blows up his shirt after a goal. I killed Roie Way. I killed Roie Way. But if you're upset about this, the good news is that the Supreme Court has a code of ethics. Now the bad news is that they wrote that code. of ethics and they don't follow it, so I guess there is no good news and the bad news is even worse.