Joe Rogan - Jake "The Snake" Roberts on Unleashing a Cobra on Macho Man

look over there and the viewers don't know that at all especially when you're a little kid watching it i mean saturday morning you sick him with the

macho

man randy savage affected an entire generation i have there's no doubt that affected me so deeply as a kid, if I'm ever with a girl and I have a little problem in the wood ski department, you know, it happens at 63. Oh, you put that on, you know, and I put the video and I'm instantly kicking his ass, man, for real, oh bro that hits you harder, damn straight man, why holy look at it right there?

I mean, that was literally the best bad guy putting a

snake

on a good guy, I mean, look at the look on that. the kid's face in the corner that's the best part, he looks like someone just stuck a finger up his butt or something, that kid is ready to have a fucking heart attack. I bet you have a heart rate monitor, maybe like 180 beats per minute which I had. a conversation with one of my good friends, pete, you know, pete, when you saw this, you have a good friend, well, that's the first quick question I want to ask, but look, this is the kind of quality friend that I have, It's a dealer when he Saw this when I saw it when I was a kid, all the same day I saw it, he ran away from hope and got so scared when you put this

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on a male's arm, he packed it up and didn't even have it. where to go he ended up coming home later that night after he got cold he packed a bag and just left how old was he oh geez?

I mean, I got it I probably probably get it I guess you already know 11 12 something like that 300 kids were raped that day because Jake, right, okay, oh no, let me tell you the real story of all this, yeah, yeah, do you want to hear this one? joke. Yeah, okay, that's how it really happened. I've been waiting for 30 years. I ended up with the python because that tells you the truth it's killing me you know it was 100 pounds and then it would bite me and then it would be 30 40 points which was 30 something points really yeah oh my gosh you got it. the vein well, very well, the snake actually committed suicide that night, look, that's great, right?

I mean, this guy just handles it with a better bite, he looks at that thing sinking his teeth into it and then at the end, a little splash of blood. comes and that was the end, there we go, oh my god, I'm trying to get him loose, I'm trying, I couldn't get any moose, oh my god, I struggled to get him out of the blood, finally I had to pry his mouth. open to take it out and by the way this is a Saturday morning so it's this, you change the channel, it's little old school cartoons that weren't even entertaining, you know what I mean and then there's this chaos on another channel and it's so obviously real oh yeah it's so obvious that Piper is terrified of snakes well if she wasn't before Piper pulled a gun on me once over a snake really yeah yeah what happened ?

I snuck up behind him with a snake and he heard me, he was just jumping. what yeah, he goes, I know what you're doing, he doesn't take his gun and turn around, I'll kill you, I'm fine, ready, here's the story, here's the story, I'm in the locker room, behaving. In fact, I don't give a damn, I think I was wiping down the wipe, you know, taking down the whiteboards and I'm making it nice for everyone and the male comes in and says okay bro, we'll do it tonight, I guess that's the history. Going around let's go down and do it yes, it sounds great it's like we were going to take care of a small business first of all, what's up with the snake?

Yes, has it been fixed or not? You mean it's poisonous. yeah, that could be the problem, I'm like Randy, of course they fixed it, he says, maybe yes and maybe no. Stranger things have happened in WWE, someone wants the

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man's Intercontinental Heavyweight Championship title, it's just you and him, the venomous snake. I'm like, dude, are you Jake? I'm just telling you this, he has to bite you now. Wow, do I like what he's going to do? If not, we have to do it right now. You and me and he's in my face with his fist and I like it. man, what's wrong with you?

Don't play, don't play, Jesus, take out the snake, so I took out the snake, man, I'm like a psychotic, like any special place, you wanted to bite me like my dick, any place was good, how about the leg? I'm fine, so I took out the

cobra

and I pulled up my pant leg, I made it shine a little bit and I stuck my leg up here and it bit me, you know, three four seconds, come on, Manchester, don't move, don't take elixirs. Don't take antidotes, don't take pills, don't take pedigree, you know, just sit there, I want to see the poison go through your body, that's a big male, he's joking and finally after about 10 minutes he says: I guess you'll be okay, Well, I'm sorry I didn't make you happy.

You know he could have died if not. You want me to die until I die. You know it's not a game, but tonight brother, do me a favor once. the snake, come on with me, bring it back, maybe I want you to reconnect it because I want this idea to make us both a lot of money, yeah, can you dig it, dig it good, we're out of here, wow, that's interesting for you? Wait, yeah, I was mad, man, because it's one thing to get bitten in the heat of a moment, but to sit there and be cold, you gotta pull up your pant legs and let a snake bite you to be happy, come on , give me a break. brother, we are asking a lot, so if all those people were there, I would have felt nothing more than sitting there like in the locker room, cold, there is really no blood pumping to another, so I remember that during the game we do the time of the match in the The ropes take out the snake and okay, let's make sure he's a little unhappy, so I turn my back to the macho man, he doesn't see me and I paint with a brush this snake.

I hit her when why I hit him that second time. The mouth went up and brother, he's looking for something to bite on, ah, you know, and I just said, "Wow, I took him to the macho man and boom, he whipped and was chewing on the shoulder monster doing a great job. Wow , Randy, you look so believable, oh, damn. You know, crazy, what did they do to the snake? Damn, they removed those poison glands and removed the venom sacs. sea, they even replace it with things, these are intimidating plants, man, you know, silicone, silicone, silicone, oh yeah the saline tonic is better too, so they just cut them, it's like an operation, they cut them and filled them. with silicone man so they can't grow it back oh wow wow so they can't otherwise they would grow it back yeah creepy animal huh wow scary especially when I was a kid and that? shot them to a great level, oh yeah, couldn't imagine what year this is, what are you talking about oh 91, wow, yeah, they shook the world, bro, yeah, yeah, I mean by a little. boy to see a king snake a king

cobra

I couldn't get laid for months man really yeah I look at snakes in your room you ain't lying to me oh come on wow please baby and you really had the snake on Your room. she was in the bathtub in the room, usually in the bathtub playing in the water, oh wow, when it's like four in the morning for a drunk addict to walk into the bathroom, now I'm paranoid anyway because I'm all the y Now I have to look down at a 15 foot snake that has its mouth open staring at my little cock.

Are you serious? I'm not urinating. What do you mean? I have to hold on longer, no, so I go to the other room. I'm peeing a bottle Oops I missed what it's like just peeing on the floor wow yeah don't come into my room barefoot at home squishy what did you feed him not me that's what he was just there for ten days, so So how often do you eat every six weeks or so?