Joe Rogan Can't Stop Laughing at Fake Martial Artists!

so the goat really fell and died well, no, oh, well, guys, seriously, um, so we trace the terror of the goat, this is: he now runs a dance studio in Ohio, this dance and arts studio

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savelii, yes, so we tracked it. She told him on the phone. So, do you still like to kill goats just by looking at them? And Willis won't do it. In fact, last week I killed my hamster just by looking at them like they were three days old. I videotaped it and told him welcome to come watch the video so we wouldn't do it.

He said he was fine, so we flew to Ohio to meet Guy Savelii, so he said hamsters like to run on their whale and that guy is off camera like he's watching. the hamster and finally the hamster gets off the whale and it's like all the sawdust and then the hamster the light falls the light

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s moving falls and

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s moving in the middle of the sawdust then I'm like whoa and then the hamster gets up again and the video ends so I thought that's not dead like the guys, the guy said yes, yes, my wife, my wife told me no, my wife said don't show them the part with the hamster that dies, yes , in case I was like a bleeding heart liberal and Yeah, his wife told him not to show you the video you flew all the way to Ohio to see.

Well, I guess it's possible that that hamster just won't die, no way, bro, but the guy showed me like a hope, Elliott, full screen please. You gotta fight through it guys, failure, man, hey, what happens when you have a guest over for three hours and they want to use the bathroom? Just run a bath, well, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll turn it up here, okay, oh, he's doing something.

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arts - oh you don't understand this is my favorite thing Jon Ronson look at this this is my favorite thing everything is like punches oh it's called the triangle of death I don't know I'll go back to that I would I need, I need to see that again, this It's very funny, Safa, because there is a clear circulation of blood in the airways through your body, a pause every second, what's one thing about

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is that they always like to use these real technical terms, especially martial arts

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, who always talk about it like that. medical terms that are like interrupting the nerve, the vagus nerve that goes to the brain and this is your c6 c7 your cervical disc and I'm going to attack the cervical disc through the carotid artery, they're all like it's almost like I learn all these terms Technicians, it's kind of making your shit look nicer, please don't show it to anyone, sir, with your limp grandma arms, he's going to watch, he's going to show you, oh boy, it's just the part Finally, it is my favorite, where he likes the garage. he stands behind the boys' butts, limp-backed and behind.

Oh guys, wonderful, I don't know why man, I don't know why, but this gives me so much pleasure. Me and I enjoy

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martial arts videos more than almost anything else. almost as much as holding this beer on Twitter every other day I find a good news I don't know why this development of mine so you know you have a better one than me right oh yeah, you're better, this is fine, do anything. in my entire life this is the first real exercise towards that goal he's the goat Stefan Amanda state university he's going to hit a watermelon oh you're crazy bro oh oh no way that's impenetrable that's basically a brick wall he'll use his fingers one two oh I broke his hand, son, you broke your hand, boy, he's the first guy that pulled me out of the dark, the death touch, ran through that watermelon, brother.

I'd let that guy do that to me. I'd say it's okay, the watermelon guy. squeeze them oh yeah, this is, yeah, this is a guy who does military stuff, right, this is the lady. D, this is a threat, it's not really an army, but he's using an army, hey, I know that guy went to Fort Bragg and did the goat thing, like he showed me the paperwork. I see this right here, listen, man, I used to do this, he chose. his leg up what he's doing this is funny these guys can do it his fingers hey, my truth, this is the thing when I was a very young child we used to do these demonstrations.

I was about 15 years old just when we were opening a new school. We do these demonstrations and it was the only time we broke boards, right, we never put them up, it's very easy to do, it seems harder than hot coals, right, it's much easier than walking on hot coals, right, because those things, in the first place place, the way they are cut. it's with the grid like if the grain goes a way like we describe it it's like you're holding something up the grain actually goes the way you want it to break so you're breaking it with the grain you literally can do with your fingers like I would do, you could take and those are thin pieces of wood you can also take this piece of this wood if this pad was a wood, just do this with two fingers, just break. breaking well brings like nothing how they are 15 and we would do these karate kicks and punches and supplement that they always broke.

I always broke, so what's so easy to break? So here's a question and what does it say about the special forces at Fort Bragg that they would do? bringing a guy in today, well, I mean, it wasn't like I didn't believe it, it was enough of a sanction from the top, but he certainly went to Fort Bragg and I stared at the goats, he stared at the goats at Fort Bragg, well, they probably just grabbed all the dolls they could find, like some guy who wanted to look at the goat like there were a lot of people, although one thing is a fact: there are a lot of people, especially in the '80s and 90, before the Ultimate Fighting Championship.

When it emerged, there were a lot of fake martial arts out there. I know people to whom we taught fake martial arts, who joined the army, who joined the police. He knew it, the guy who was deep in the police force and had Fake martial arts, like his martial arts, were completely useless and consistent with the US military creed of thinking outside the box, as if We wouldn't try these things, no one else would try this place. What's going on here? They're blurry, it's easy. It's cool, compared to other special ops, okay, so yeah, there you go.

I know how to kill goats, Khan. Well, I've never heard that from Kelly, but you know, General Stubblebine, General Study friend, who I'm sure would have been a fan of this. He shows because he was a big fan of Alex and I know he was like the head of Army Intelligence, he had 16,000 soldiers under his command and he totally believed in all this stuff, he believed in that, so yeah, that guy was Dean. General Stubblebine, when he was chief of Army Intelligence at Arlington, was trying to get through his wall because he once told me that he said what he said: what is the term composed primarily of space?

What is the wall composed mainly of atoms? means to me the key word that he would like to get up from behind his desk and, like you know, basically run, you should have asked him what an atomic bomb is made of, you idiot, he said, let me show you the video, he said.