Jessica Chastain’s Best Moments on The Graham Norton Show

Sir. Justin now in this country and you know the name is country, we have an old relationship with red hair, you guys are so mean to the right of him. I was going to say I get it, not that it doesn't happen, well it happens a little bit from America, but you guys are really mean to you, well, one time with me, I mean, I was working in Thailand with a group of Brits and They told me that everyone they know calls him a redhead and makes fun of him, no, not that. It didn't happen and I was at the airport in Bangkok and I heard this from these English kids, they're going to change, didn't your parents prepare you for school?

Any problems you might have at school. Yes, he was a strange child, I mean, actually, that photo. They

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ed it to me when I was a kid, probably in year 8, it was definitely the 80s, okay, and you see, you know my hairstyle and my crooked tooth hanging out of my mouth, and every time people make fun of me, I can call myself carrot as you want. I come home crying and my parents responded to me, you know? So I go to school the next day and they, you know, make fun of me, call me a carrot and I just turn around and say carrots are green, ciao, get on stage.

Luke, are you dating Italians now? I am and it's actually hysterical because the longer I date someone I start to take on their characteristics without really trying and I see that I just did it by trying. People come up to me and Wow, do you have an accent? I'm starting to sound like an Italian, which isn't necessarily a bad thing, except sometimes when you're talking Jessica, you have a lovely dog, what's your dog's name? Chaplin Chaplin, oh, there he is, Chaplin is very special, tell us. Because is special? Well, I got it from a rescue organization.

He got hit by a car when he was a puppy, so he only has three legs and I named him Chaplin because when he sits down, he takes his leg and he sits like Chaplin with this cave, oh, the front, it's the front leg, yeah, so What happens when he wants to do it? We keep the balances on two legs, thank you, see the transaction in Forbes, but in the debt where you play the young Helen Mirren, what was the martial art that you were going to obtain? It was Krav Maga. What did Krav Maga do?

Where does it come from? It is the way of fighting of the Israel Defense Army. It's super intense. It's basically how you kill your opponent as quickly as possible. Busy, easy-to-kill people training with someone from the Israel Defense Forces. Wow, he did that too. You get good news, yes, I was pretty good, I was pretty good, look very funny, can you prove it? Would you like it if you could? Could you break a board? Can you be like Karate Kid? Abort, yes, you do. Could you even move? Yes, as if. someone came at me with a knife or something or he had a weapon that I could disarm not okay he survived he attacked you because some fruit you like it hurts no seriously you would hurt me you're kind of bad at it like you'd break my arm I'll go very slow.

I'm sick now. This is a fun idea. Alright. Do you really promise it? I swear, thank you. You can trust her? You totally see it. If you were going to stab me, would you really hold a knife like that? I don't feel it. Sorry, oh wait, I'm holding it wrong. I'll disarm you the moment you start holding it properly, so okay, no, okay, sure, no. I was like, oh, this is good, so base, no, no, wait a minute, no, how? you like it if you're going to stab me there you're perfect let's do it again okay then I'm coming to you yes then I'm going like this I'm doing it so much and so I didn't hurt you you didn't even do it bruise the banana and you're a lover of Australian wildlife.

What is this photo taken in Australia? You with the kangaroo. Oh, that was a king of New York. He is a traveling kangaroo. Yes, he is a baby kangaroo. But what disappoints me a little is that it is completely overshadowing me. On that cover tip, it's great. I guess the kangaroo was quite restless, yes, I mean, they have a lot of hops, yes, yes, and you know, he likes to play, he likes to jump, but he was very, very happy every time he took the bottle. Do anything for the most part I feel like you've had enough of the hops because there's a picture inside the magazine of you with the kangaroo and it's like Photoshopping me with the bottle, right?

Jessica, you wanted a band, but you and your friends. Did you sing from door to door? Yeah, this is so little bird, okay, it's cute, so, you were like 25, I was like ten years old, the duck doesn't see, it's nerdy, it's cute, it's a little dangerous, although because I was the artistic director of the alley No Exit. I did theater as a neighborhood and to raise money, other kids and I would go door to door and sing a song about cleaning their houses to the tune of the Ghostbusters, so similar to the Ghostbusters tune, but we called ourselves the earth as if your maids were on strike. don't clean, that's a psyche you're going to call Buster and then we'd stand there and just go, man, and go into these strangers' houses and clean their house.

We did a terrible job, but it's probably very dangerous. It was a different time, Jessica, when. You've been on the

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before telling us about your grandmother. Yeah, now she's pretty um. What is she sexually active? She is not sexually active. What maybe came out of me was that my grandmother was sexually active and she likes, she likes men, okay? Your grandmother has this photo that I think so, oh, this is on a nightstand, this is her Al Pacino, yes, you reduce them, yes, but she is not sexually active without Pacino, no, and I was doing a play theater with Al, it was the first thing I did.

I was in La Salomé and my grandmother was there and she is a big fan, she loves The Godfather, right now she would be crazy and then I told him I want you to meet my grandmother and he looked at her and said: that's your grandmother hubba. -hubba, which of course made her life so I took a picture of the two of them and she framed it and put it on her nightstand, right? When you came to Los Angeles, didn't you make it your life's mission to find her a boyfriend? Yes, which one? I haven't done it yet and it's very annoying for me, so there are good looking English men who like redheads and they're not perverts or anything.

No, I'm still picky. I created a mass media account for my grandmother and did a photo shoot for her like we did, and I did a tasteful, very tasteful shoot for her, and then when the men called, she said, "It's someone from the website, it's okay and I shake hands, but the guys will call and they." It would be like what are you doing right now? like no grandma calls and makes a date it can't be just going out there whether you want to or not yes well tik-tok in your arsenal of course a lot of germans nice words me well my dad is from germany .

What do I like the most? Irina Standard twist by Daniel Bruhl Jodrell I don't speak the dirtiest German stuff, but I love it, so you know, yes, it's the

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, yes, in fast language, to swear to you, yes, I've never seen a more interested guest I thought He liked the dog, but no, that's his favorite, it's good, well, I like schlump and you have to take your time. Sri Lanka, which means Hanks is a stud, but my favorite is cumin. Look here, I have area clamps. Irvine wait times are iMac. Tons of diksa line in Anza, which means Dancy, little dance,