Jeremy Clarkson being Genius for 9 Minutes

hahaha power power come on Factory are the ships, James May's desperate player, what was that? The only problem I have here is that I can't use the word swaffling, yeah, well, you just did it, didn't you? and then things are fine. It's a really bad word here and I have no idea why what it means means it means banging your gentleman's sausage on the side of the Taj Mahal oh God, it's ready in there, it's man, it's just a man in there, no, no, It's not just a man, this is a Romanian man. I'm providing employment to newcomers to our country, oh God, come back in, we'll bring a car, so yeah, so you have something to turn around.

I need to drill a little. holes for your eyes, damn it, don't do it, but seriously, Ahmed, you won't be able to see anything, unless I do it, where are your eyes? Here is almond. I'm not talking to you right. I'll make one for your other eye. there you can see now yes, there look, we can see, we can see his little eyes, that's lovely if someone holds this, it's activation, activate the wipers, it's just a man, it's Gavril from Bulgaria and you can do anything right, select Drive , there you go, call Bellend now. He picks up the phone, he does everything, honey, my hands are on the wheel, I'm sure, he holds it up to my ear so it's hands-free, who's who's the villain, don't I want to talk to you and Cole, what?

OK? so he hits the driver, hits, it doesn't work, he won't respond to you, only me, that's the

genius

and you better get out, he's fine, he closes the doors and then opens them when I come back so he doesn't have to have keys. with me, which would ruin the majum pants line, let me sum this up. Okay, so in Whitby you turned a Romanian man into a self-driving car. Yes, I did, you turned me into a parking seat and now you've turned a Bulgarian man into a voice control system yes, yes, there is actually a theme that is established here with your inventions and that is that you are an aha, okay, what is this?

You know, in a modern BMW 7 Series you can have rear seats that massage you while you drive yes, what I have done here is just brilliant. I have removed the middle of the back seat. Okay, and then you can put a drum fan on it. What did he do? Well, she's here. She is from Thailand. I do not know why. people laugh at this, now she matches the seats perfectly, she's fine, she's the seat, so she goes in, so yeah, and then I get a massage while I drive. Oh, James James is sitting on a Thai woman.

Now this is the man who put a million in black and it showed up in red this is the man who married a sex kitten just as she turned into a cat this is the man who went to gold just as the smart money came out this is the man who drives a Maserati is starting to be a cruel bastard, only the most crumbly puff pastry is chocolate, oh God, Jeremy, you know that girl on girl ad in pop? We're not seeing that right now. I'm so trees, animals, electricity in a house and as it's in England it's usually quite humid. in the air it really is the most dangerous track anywhere in the world to get a fast time here you need them oh there it is say hello to my little foreign friend yeah what a chance we can never do that again Jeremy What James has been electrocuted .

I warn you. How would you like to be a gas filler cap? Yes, I think that horse looks very sick. He has a very gray face which is always a sign of looking sick. Is it your horse? Noel. It will last all day so this day of school sports in my mind is a powerhouse all we have to do is put harnesses on the kids and I could charge this in no time here we go right away we can see the charge is not There's a lot going on, but some, come on, all of you, put your back, come on, captain, get him, chop chop, this is the work of a

genius

, yeah, don't look, listen, I can see one of you here, um obviously putting kids in harnesses and then i video them and they're not my kids why do you have a dog i'll show you follow me if you want a pet you can have something expensive like an iguana with a silver collar or you can have something cheap like a cotton that hand or you can use your common sense and have a labradog who should I send your message to?

What was that again? uh-oh, something's wrong. Can you try editing it again? Who should I send it to? Maybe I don't know what? I mean, Barry, who am I sending it to? Crazy Barry. This may not go well. Volkswagen, come on, what do you want to tell me? Maybe you're an idiot and your stupid car is ruining my day. Your message to me says your brother is an idiot and your stupid car is ready your brother is or is my brother how do you know he is an idiot? I just want to tell you a little bit more about that Volkswagen texting system because I was using that to send a text message. from my car the other day to my youngest daughter and I gave her four kisses at the end which is normal and I said XXX okay this is what he gave her oh no oh that's strange ah what did she say ah needless to say XXX that's it What's up ?

What kind of face did she make when she received that from his father? vomiters vomiters we haven't talked since katie sorry it was the cat