Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone Have a Lot in Common | Screen Tests | W Magazine

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these pop-up animals. Well, I think as you're talking to us, yeah, but I don't know how to do it, so we're just trying to figure it out, yeah, I don't know how to do it wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, okay, okay, what was my friend? what was my first job? yeah, uh, babysitting, I guess well, I worked in a dog bakery when I was 15, but you know they're big dogs, yeah, horrible.

Oh, we'll talk about that later. Okay, just kidding. I would never bake dogs. I know she would love cats. There's no reason um in the woods outside this is going to sound like a murderer story but it was in the woods outside a baseball game the guy I just found my turtle I lost it oh yeah weren't you my turtle? Turtles oh no they are the whole story this is criminally undiscussed everyone no one discusses it one way you

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to keep an eye on your turtle yes Emily demo member yes remember then yes what was the first album I bought TLC crazysexycool nice yes the mine was brandy, it was yes, no, we're on the same line, yes, obviously, Jason Waterfalls, which I've always been Jason, a user.

I used to think it was go-go, Jason Waterfalls, go, and I thought there's a website with misheard lyrics called Kiss. This calm boy that's Jimi Hendrix gives me signs well I kissed this boy mr. just in what was the misheard lyric and when you discovered that you had a minimum of listening to it, give it to me, give me some gum, come on, be my girl, because Michael Jackson amazeen gum gum, bad bad man, Jama Oh, I still don't know what is. It was what bad man pajamas Batman pajamas I still don't get it what was your first red carpet outfit oh well there it was my first Oscar dress it was the red one from Calvin Klein it was a scuba suit I was just going to say it was like a dress swimsuit oh yes, from here she was wearing a blue dress Wow, tell me more, can I leave it?

Does this look a lot like a giraffe? That looks like a brontosaurus. Have you seen Liam before? Oh wait, we've already talked about that. Liam ahead of time no we haven't oh who are you getting confused with? I don't know what friends know, why didn't I abandon all my other relationships when I met you? Thanks, what was the name of your first pet? The turtle I imagined. We had two dogs named Norman and Chelsea who were golden retrievers, that's a really key idea. I had a schnauzer named Ozzie, yes, a Schnauzer, yes, how were the sheets?

We hate each other so much that he never wanted to be in the same room as my Porn name is Ozzie Ormond Ozzie Ormond and I'm fine because I chose Chelsea and then I always thought the street we were on was almost Thunderbird but I think it was actually Wethersfield so which is Chelsea Wethersfield Wow, the Thunderbird of choice would have been Chelsea Thunderbird. It's been perfect for me, yeah, I think Emily Stone is a pretty good porn name, really nice, you're welcome, thanks, what was your favorite birthday, not the year you were born, but the event of your birthday, oh yeah, It's hard not to talk about mushrooms like. chanterelles yes, you are talking yes, yes, what are you?

What is so funny? um no, I mean, obviously, my 25th birthday, where my friend surprised me with Christian, they're holding my birthday cake, I mean, I don't want to sound like I know that's like a famous person story, but like when I was a kid, my parents said yesterday was your birthday, I didn't have parties so my only birthday party stories are after I'm famous, so suck dick, I went to Morticia when I was a kid and I had to do this like press long nails and I had the long wig and all the makeup and I felt amazing.

She was like six and I thought, oh, don't let me wear those, she would have said that. They conjured the devil. I was a picnic table. My mom didn't let me be like a witch or anything. She couldn't be like a witch or a ghost or anything. It's like plastic cloth, something like that. and then I made a hole in it and we glued it together, you know, but the problem was I had a crush on this guy named John, let's go, it was going to be the only time I could interact with him. A kid and I were so excited for Halloween because we were going to interact and then when I put my face on the tablecloth it was like La Jolla, we both had the same stalker mm-hmm and his name was John, the orchestra guy, John , the orchestra.

I would text us but we would like to accidentally text each other so Emma and I told this story yeah where maybe it was just a friend's story we may not have told it publicly you told it publicly because people started coming up to me like, wait a second. Well, was he really a stalker? He's just this guy who has a lot of people's phone numbers and must have meant like an idiot, yeah, like he texts from an agency and says "Hey, hey, Alex, did you make up a name? I'm behind." . On my way to the sound stage, can you warm up or make sure that that way he's warmed up?

Make sure the order is always about a warm accent. We're back and let me know you got this John and we were like we've been texting blah blah. Blah, we texted like every day for a year, but we had never talked on the phone and we had never met, so we were finally going to meet, she sends me her address. I drive back and forth and on the way I say, oh my God, what if this? It's John, the story never spoke, I just trusted, it was what she thought when she was on the way, she said, oh my God, what if it's John, the orchestra guy?

So I called you and you said Hi anyway, that was the first thing we did. We had in

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God, this is it, we've all been there, yes Jen, what was the scariest moment you've ever had? Why a double engine failure in an airplane? So it's pretty easy for me. Oh, it was like eight months ago. Yes. I didn't know it was going to fall to the ground. I thought we were going to die, but now when I fly, if I have PTSD flashbacks, the plane will land perfectly normally for everyone else, but for me it feels like we're falling to the ground. again so I'm going to scream ten minutes ago I don't know all the time what happens when both contact lenses come out of both eyes at the same time because your eyes are today?

Jen came to the Cabaret and my two contacts came out if she liked a big wow, they dragged me off the stage in the dark and she said that was enough. I'm your dance mom, you need to calm down. I went up and hit her dress. room door and she was about to be like a friend, that was amazing and she opened the door and said it was horrible, it was terrible. I was blind the whole time Emma, ​​yeah, what was your favorite movie when you were young, Emily? I loved the jerk and I loved hocus-pocus and I loved Beetlejuice, who liked a little bit of creepy, sillier and sillier things, yeah, I was going to say or Jurassic Park.

Jurassic Park. I think it's the best movie ever made. Is incredible. It's phenomenal. It's practically a perfect movie, you know what I mean. I know when Lauren is like when I know Triceratops. I just said like Triceratops with a totally straight face. I thought I guess she was sick and Laura Dern was like looking at her tongue and I thought she was great. -Looking at yours, it looks like an elephant, mine, look at the face, looks like a rock, I left it, thank you, oh my God, they're even cold, did you burst that? I would never do it, I would never do it, I don't want to hurt you.

I hurt you. Where is Union? Should we release it because I don't want to? I don't want this to be a metaphor in life, but you are way ahead of me. Should we just hold the cork and hold it? Greetings, no. I was very gassy it's like they owed me mm-hmm Oh I don't want to go to this, let's get drunk and then leave