Jason Pretend Play Back to School Stories

the teacher is coming, what really hello, I am the teacher, I am breaking my table thanks to you, sorry teacher, there are no jokes in my class, it's time to learn kids, what is this fire truck? ice cream truck, what is this police car?, pop that truck. I'm wrong again and what is this? No, no, it's not an ambulance, yeah, no, it's a broccoli cart, yeah, I like it all wrong, oh, can I get an A2? Yeah, not good, okay kids, do your job. I am going to drink. something ah delicious ah this is boring hey I'm sorry look I'm going to throw this at the teacher no don't do that yes yes one two alex three do this what I was sarah alex come out oh I don't need god class oh no it's fun just a good case in class that wasn't good ok alex can you go

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alex come now ok yay I'm

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ok guys go back to what I'm tired ok yes yes hey sarah take this to sleep oh thank you oh yes I'm going to sleep too guys, come out now same.

Do not sleep in class. Don't sleep and clap. I'm sorry. Do not sleep. Why are you acting like a baby? this

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oh yes, I'm the teacher hey, that's my seat no, I want to sit here no, it's nice okay, okay, sorry, okay, let's start the lessons my chair, what's going on alex, my chair , oh no, what, alex, my chair, alex my teacher chair is broken oh I'll get you a new chair here you go I have a new chair oh no, I'm going to fall too me too wow, okay, sit down, jason, don't you you fall more, well what are you guys doing, sorry? we will sit up straight, it's time for the next lesson, guys, fruits, what is this banana?, oh, good job, guys, okay, guys, good job, do your homework now, what's going on?

Uh, teacher, I need to go for a second, oh, okay, hurry up, please, okay, where is Alex, guys, can I? I'm telling you, stop, stop, I'm sorry, Alex, in the corner right now, it was just a joke, okay, can I sit down now? Okay, guys, we have a test on colors. Yeah, oh no, I don't know my colors. OK. Write what this color is. What is this? color and this one I don't know the colors and this is okay the test is over show me the results I'm done teacher okay let's check red blue let me check green green green no, that's not good kids, you have to study heart in

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what does that mean ? say no chicken says meow meow meow meow chicken says let's be funny can I have a you didn't get it right guys I'm the teacher Alex has to be here can I come back in? not to stay outside for an hour, can I come back? in not staying out an hour is up I can come back in oh yes, okay an hour is up I'm finally back in class okay guys, I'm the teacher we're going to learn a lot of things, I'm ready teacher, okay kids let's learn about dangerous things very dangerous kick a big bully that's dangerous that's not dangerous that's super dumb super dumb dangerous alex that's very dangerous that's not dangerous what that's very dangerous alex what's dangerous oh sorry, okay guys, it's time for a test what test i got the answers sorry sorry sorry sit up straight be a good boy you need to take this test yes yes okay one plus one and five zero four plus four and one oh I didn't practice I didn't see pokemon next time I studied without video case okay, okay, next time I will study at home yes, I already have it, hello guys, please sit down, I am excited to start

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, oh yes, welcome to class, we will start with math, hello, Jason, pay attention.

Oh, jeez, I need to hurt you, pay attention, Jason, I'm sorry I didn't hear you, the numbers from the first lesson, oh, numbers one, yeah, this is number one, two, let's go to sleep and this is number three , Jason Alex, are they sleeping, are they sleeping this horn? it will help it was boring it doesn't matter pay attention and now alex pay attention oh I'm sorry but it was very boring okay but don't sleep anymore I won't sleep anymore don't sleep well guys now it's time for the letters we have to make letters this is the letter to this it's the letter d and this is the letter c a b c jason yeah i don't want to learn letters i too hey can you

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a prank on the teacher? yes, that's a good idea, this is going to be fun, this is the letter b i I'm going to throw it away What is that Alex?

You did this? No, Jason. Jason. You did this?. No. They both didn't. So who did this? Do the next lesson. Okay, guys, I'll do a test, let's start the test. okay let's start with you jason this is for you alex I didn't learn math I learned two plus two is I don't know five six and one is one plus one baby ah that's it what are you and What about you, Jason, yes, can I? look at your test yes two plus two equals four one plus one equals two is it good pizza? yes perfect you get a a yay a is better great oh yes ok see you next time what is this spaghetti very good spaghetti sarah was eating spaghetti with broccoli? and taco don't be late again now sit where you are what is this broccoli banana raw broccoli very good sarah what is this alex last toy pineapple banana no no that's wrong alex oh okay time for cooking lessons let's start making pizza alex ready me I can't cook no, I'm not ready no, I can't cook pizza yes, you have to cook, I'll be right back, the teacher is gone, I have an idea, the box I'm going to hide, let's do it, that's smart.

I want a box too yeah Sarah get a box there let's get one yeah look at this box. Wow, I'm going to hide. I have to find the children. I can not find them. Where how did you find me? You know I'm a teacher. It's very easy to know where you are and let's find Alex now I'm going to fly to the east hello here I am a watermelon put away the watermelon pillow stop cooking please come on let's go what do I have to do pizza what are you doing think well I'm ready what should I do pizza?

Hey, broccoli, let's give this to the teacher. Okay, I'm done. There you go, what is broccoli, not a pizza? Oh, I have broccoli.