Jason Manford | Carpool

Welcome to the

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podcast, the show with all the parts we couldn't include in the broadcast version. Today's guest is a very talented, funny and entertaining guy. I've seen him on TV a few times, I've never met him in real life, but he's had the most meteoric career, I mean, he's only been a stand-up for a relatively few years, he's done incredibly well in that time and now He's hosting the only show, you know who he is. I'm looking forward to meeting him. Please welcome mr. Jason Manford, all right, so let's do it, yeah, you have like a white desk, yeah, I know that sounds obvious, if you've been in an office job, he's, you gotta stand up pretty exciting, but when you've been doing things like yeah, I I mean, you know the names, Dave, it's because I did it.

I did an outside broadcast, whatever you like about the Rockets, it's fine on a field in Bedford in the rain, but then you are because then you have peace, but then. You have that delay as James remembers, but when that woman put the cat in a container, yes, well, the woman and we announced it in Augusta spoke to the owners of the cat and we sent them that I was not their cat, no, I was. No, it was just a coincidence, yes, sorry, I just wrote to you. appeared in Italy. I mean, it's peculiar, how I mean, I guess in a way, the extreme thing about it is YouTube, what a world of YouTube I mean, yeah, no one in my life. and I've been going around a bit, have I ever said the nasty things that people have said to me, oh, even in terrible fights with ex-lovers, you know, the vilest things that come out of my mouth, I've never come out, if I can.

I can't help it, it could be this thing called walking on the wild side and its animal voices for animals, it's like it's the fluffiest show in the world, you can't get any fluffier and you've got me really goblet to go, yeah. animals, well it's kinda yeah and every time I turn it on and see it it's because you're American so you know talking animals are universal yeah and it always sends you on a career path, at some point someone else call someone else. mom, yeah, Tolkien Marmont five minutes ago became an international incident, someone told me to never read the bottom, they're for the internet, no, because that map, I mean, your transition from you know to is that weird audience and slightly different, oh you can't stop. on them even if you're on fire and your yellow doubles like Bill Parker aren't even even looking right now.

I think it's like an urban highway so once the bus stop comes on it stops all the buses so you have to run if you're waiting for the bus he opens the doors we have to keep moving double driver that's it great, you know, laugh, you know, that kind of repetition for this guy for years, he would do this like it was just a joke to him. people would definitely listen to all the tangos, so I came here anyway and I'm talking about 10 times on the trip every day Creason just because someone new you meet you meet in the afternoon yes, I already went to the shops, Yeah.

I have done exactly that, yes, with a 17 or so and he wakes up at 10 o'clock trying to stop buying. I've done the cleaning, I mowed the lawn, it's very difficult and daddy dancing is the other one, which is depressing because you. I don't need to impress anymore, and since there's no pressure, I'm guaranteed to sleep with a woman tonight, yeah, so she hates me, okay, so I guarantee I'm going to dance like a loser right now. I think you'll do this weekend. people know he probably works at GCHQ. It's surprising about the employees. Nobody knows how big.

That's great. the core land, the soul cry, i never saw that because i get paid, i don't think i've been anywhere, you know, i can honestly say no, and i get a lot of that, so is it from long term women ? Just relationships, they are the only ones who live on this website. Find it, just like that, then I find it's at the bottom. John Lewis, lots of people, lots of good mix, right, yeah babies, you'll often find someone saying a bit, you know. It's like the Oyster card or the congestion charge, it could be anyone, you have a special card that gives you priority, yes you get points, points in your eyes, are you okay?

Well, I came to London, I didn't know what it was. My kids said yes, well, I understand that, that's what my name is. I have lived 20 years, yes. I was born in West Oxfordshire. I don't come from London and then I lived in London at one point and they still. call you and your companions in London, you are clean. I just said, please, yes, gradually your accent has to change a little bit. Can you figure out why you say that? Why is it like this? Oh no, I was on to something, the opposite announcer, oh, and now.

I know exactly what that means, but I'm a lot of your people. I've been to North Manchester. The water is nice. I always remember when I go from Didsbury, oh yeah, well, washing up, but then I remember drinking a glass of water in the kitchen in the morning like it's time, I don't think it's a big deal, okay, I'm not going. Wow, it's like the environment, but if you take a bath, it's soft. Sorry, grasmere on your knee. I had a type. A former owner once said, "I like you guys living like a real gentleman." That's particularly interesting.

I don't think I've been aware of a bottle of milk because I mean, I could have said that. I think I could have said it like I was a child. Talking when my kids would and that's the other interesting thing is I loved all that stuff so I still use it now and they're teenagers in front of their peers and also the other kids love it yeah the point I hope we're I'm still hoping he's getting over that stage. I'm right in the middle of the weekend and she loves sleeping at the same time we'll be doing it, yeah, like she's been through all of this.

Through now, the hard part, yes, and the reward of it is the fact that she is allowed to not only believe that the baby is asleep, yes, they are all wrong, that is the reward. I made my dad carry me and then I saw my grandmother coming over the hill. the wonderful BBC course Nocaster Institute I've got my name in the room I really hope they don't you've been all over the studio yeah stuff there an iconic I mean John Nokes came up to the front so your studio It's no, you don't think it's probably going to go ten stories underground.

Did you have a higher gear? no, that's where they'll keep them there will be a bunch of Ferraris Maseratis all parked secretly is that one just up here and you know about this entrance yeah really top secret we might have to turn off the cameras on the way down because no one can notice that there is a top part of the BBC, it is something top secret of the BBC, even a Daily Mail does not know it. There may be warnings and signs, but it is a permanent sign. I leave it at like 2:00 in the morning, tones like how depressing it is, it's more than likely, so we'll see the man.

Hi, I'm Jason Manford for the one. Show Corrigan, it's Jason Manford for a show, yeah, check his list, all right, taking the number right and it's really exciting, I like him, yeah, oh yeah, maybe he'll meet Jason Manford, mom, are they mom , mom, hello, do moms like these emblematic shelters? my name, the other guy came back any minute I was expecting to see some kind of Italian sports car coming this way sideways because they will be sending off caravans so this is so secret that a lot of people won't even know that these two have to come here might be enough well yeah, I think you could make some ice cream out of that in a minute, I think making ice cream is so busy that tons of stuff is coming in for the One Show, actually this is this.

I'll tell you a little history. This is where the 1908 Olympic Games were held. It was in this shepherd's bush. David Wow. Interestingly, we filmed the fastest route in the world with Usain Bolt. There's a white line on the ground which is the finish line from when I was 19, you know, and where the One Show studio is, that's the Royal Box, it's not a proper job, although it's not a proper job, I must go talk to your line manager, yes, lovely, thank you, very good, brilliant. Thank you very much, what a lovely guy, first time I met him, just get along very well with him, he's a very nice guy.

Now I'm a big Jason Manford fan anyway, so we have time to, but catch me with Jon again next time on the

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