James Acaster's Drum Students Need To Be Good On The Beat | The Jonathan Ross Show

I am very excited to know that he is one of the most inventive and original young comedians in recent years. You'll love that he's the brilliant Mr. James, a cast, ah, James, have a seat. I'm so excited that you're fighting on the

show

. I am food. Everyone's been talking about it for a while. I've been enjoying your Netflix specials. You look a little different today. I've been used to seeing you dressed a certain way when I see you doing comedy. I've never seen you in a turtleneck. It certainly wasn't such flashy clothing before, boy, by mistake, it was cold earlier this week and I really

need

ed a sweater.

I went to a store. very quickly they folded it and sneakily folded the collar inside the rest, so a small Canora sweater and the lady said: have you tried it on? I said I'm a medium, trust me, it's okay, this is how I look now. I didn't realize they had the Polo hidden in it, the name of the polo, no, I'll put it on and I thought, "Oh, this will be fun, now you've got a

good

streak." Me, which is worse, what kind of person suits a polo collar? That bass is the one everyone goes for.

We always knew your penis, but you still use it, you still use it because you have to lean into it. You're looking at a new man who knows exactly who. He is, he is not happy with that, what things do you see now, the grill, but not a toaster. I don't know how you knew what my next question was, but I, Sonny, you know they would tell us that we're on Dancing on Ice you're getting to the celebrity level now, I imagine they're asking you to do that kind of thing. Have they approached you? Would you make dogs or boys?

Would you do Strictly Come Dancing? Would you go to the jungle? You're not

good

at ice skating I was a kid, I got my heritage stuck in my back and while I was wearing it pretty awesome I slipped on the ice and I was so afraid to go forward I was trying to push my back back but my ice skating there was a snapper, so there must have been like two people who had to carry me off the ice like a flamingo before stand-up. I think you were involved in music, some of that we taught music to kids that way, I taught drugs to kids, right, yeah, that's right. easier, yes, I taught him

drum

s, but none of them practiced, adorable, so lazy, did you know?

I know until I taught

drum

s, that the unmotivated and the lazy and their lawyers come in and are like I had a kid who said no. He did his drum practice all week, so you started writing down car license plates, that's not good, maybe he was just interested in the numbers, maybe he wouldn't have been like what, like a beautiful mind, no It was this croquette that we are. It wasn't smart, so it was, didn't you have any joy? I mean, did any of your

students

become good at drums? Yes, you are free of them if you are looking.

Yes, although I ran into one of them, who came to one? of my kids and he doesn't play drums anymore so there were two of them, it's so depressing to know that you didn't pass away because I think if you're teaching you want to think you're one of those teachers. who made the difference yeah you would want it and this kid came up to me as an adult now they do that and he comes up to me and said you know you taught me the drums how are you doing you still play the drums. He said no and the police thought it was a waste of time and you in a band, well, you, in quite a few bands, mate, whale stage, the cap, your son, quartet, new Schiphol hardcore movement, what kind of music do I want?

I mean, I guess the last one was. skiffle but what kind of music the others? Well, the Kapustin quartet was a folk funk group. My name was Sir William Strawberry. Our names are middle names and surnames were the flavor of Kapustin. What were your middle names? Even how you play. favorite flavor of Cap Euston I guess I would choose orange it would be a little orange we would have that good but music is a big thing in your life you are making a book this is a strange idea for this book I think we have the cover there you have perfect sound anyone who be the premise behind this book of yours is uh in 2017 I dream about it yes I had a nervous breakdown and then as a result I bought to cope with it yes I obsessively bought music from 2016 and now I have over 500 albums from 2016 and I know for a fact which is a great year for music of all time, that's what the books say about what you say, it's a fact, yes, others might not agree that 2016 was the best.

I mean, it's not something you can prove. Objectively, if other people own 500+ albums from a different year, I'll listen to it. I mean, I think some of you maybe in the past you didn't release 500 albums, yeah, trash isn't as good music in those years. were the big albums of 2016 because I know there will be some population. I mean, I don't know, Beyoncé is done now that yeah, yeah, she came out lemonade. Lemonade was a great album, I'll give you that, yes, Gaga has an angry L. you, she closed, your wine came out at the bar, we have one out there, you didn't come out, I can play this all day, I mean, I'll be honest with you, I wouldn't have had you down, there's a big Beyonce fan.

Oh well, I didn't have you down, host. I would like to apologize for that. The adrenaline got to me in the line of fire. Jonathan, apologies. The pleasure of being here is a privilege. Yes, did you agree? 2016 was the music. Well, this is going to sound fresh, yes. You know, naughty boy? Yeah, hey, Dan running around with his fiancé. He definitely wants to do a track with me. Yes, I'm in the bricks, so kind. I hope you make that track. I'm having this, how cool, I can't tell you. Still, good titles, so Jane sir has her 7th solo exhibition starting in May and I find this title intriguing.

I don't know, I don't know if you choose to explain what the title means. A wheel that bothers you to be a little. It's a mystery, but could you tell us what the tour is called? Cold lasagna, I hate myself 1999 and is it something you'd like to elaborate on or this is what I had to name the

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a while ago. I thought the show was going to be about those things. It's not a mystery even to me at this point. I had a lot of things about 1999 and why it was the best year of my life.

I had things about how I could get a little cold, there's a you once, it's the best meal I've ever had. I once tried it and it's no longer in the program, so why? Because it's been replaced with another meal that was even better, yes, yes, no, not really, it's still the best food I've ever had. That cold was Angela Sonya, yes I did. I don't expect it, this is what happened like I had a lasagna ready, yeah, I put it in the oven, ooh, no disrespect to San. sweets in this it was not to my liking you didn't like it when it was well cooked usually I put mine in the refrigerator because I don't want to throw it in the trash I felt bad and then they hit me only then, later, you hit yourself on your own, yeah , yeah, I was watching Qui Ryan get drunk, okay, and then when I was really drunk, I went, I'm going to try that lasagna again, yeah, it's time for round two, I have a spoon to serve. trustworthy, yes, put it in my mouth, the best food I have ever tasted, just as the cold meat was, it is not always thicker and more succulent.

I like the shape, although what is the name of the source in a bechamel lasagna that freezes well. creamy thickness. I liked it, it was like a little layer of Haribo candy and all the chips, the penis, it was even crispier and like more Christmassy where you cooked it because you cooked it correctly the first time, yeah, you got the microwave. You probably won't cook it first in the or Do you think you really enjoyed it or do you think you were so drunk that you didn't know it was fair? I tried it again sober, eh, it was disgusting, James, it was pretty heavy. program I really enjoyed it I hope you come back oh yes I would love to come back later namond I think James chose our