Jake and Rosa being friendship goals for 40 minutes straight | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

My girlfriend leaves in 3

minutes

. You're ruining my life. Ruining my life I miss my appointment with the driver without calling and canceling first they keep track of that stuff oh my god, none of your lives are

being

ruined. I told you I don't agree with your psychotic plan to destroy your girlfriend. I'm not. I'm going to destroy her I actually want her back I really love her I heard Jake what a Rosa then why did you say all that about winning the breakup because it's weak and humiliating to love someone I lied to feel strong and normal right, that's definitely what I told myself Notice how normal you were

being

.

You need to use a phone to make a call. Disgusting. I don't know any phone number. Where the hell did Jon go? Lift tears and snot. Where are you going? I still have 1 minute left. Leave. because it's clearer than ever to me that your job is more important to you than me that's not true I'm sorry ma'am I can't let anyone in or out she's with me don't even apologize when you leave me just text me double homicide TTY L sometimes I have those little heart emojis, you know how uncomfortable it is for me, I'm sorry, my job is hard, yes it is and it's important, and you help people, but I need more.

What happened? You know what forget it. I'll just read Amy's notes, why aren't they on the way to the airport? Oh, I'm going to miss my flight, but it's worth it. It means a lot that Rosa takes advantage of all this just for me. You did what Díaz did, no sir. I told him it was okay if you were going to be mad at someone, be mad at me. Okay, I'm mad at you, but no, I didn't think you were really going to get mad. It was counterproductive, being angry with Rosa.