Jake and Johnnie TikTok compilation (ft. Tarayummy)

Don't you think we're going too far? No, come on, don't be a loser, don't call me that, but it's okay, I've been emo forever. I drink three of these a day. I hear in Boulder. I'm going to throw up, no, yeah, throw up on my di, wait, it just sounds like porn, what the hell, what kind of porn are you watching? BDSM, have you ever had a furry daddy? Well, we should pour this on ourselves and go crazy. sex took one of those last year I still have a good squirt on me Johnny maybe we should help each other with the shovel and the gutting yeah, okay, here I have you, oh, okay, bad girls have two tits and I have two eyeballs, what are you doing?

You want me to do I wanted to be your woman I wanted to be your man I wanted to be the one you could understand you give me I already had it with him I am nothing you are nothing we are nothing with the void she, what do you qualify for? Look, how do you rate yourself as good and how do you rate me, buddy, and that's where you're wrong? I pursue it, I don't have a disability, I don't like cheese in large pieces, yes, I don't like that either, it makes me feel uncomfortable. I don't like it, it needs a separate piece of cheese, without lumps.

Give him a lump of disgusting cheese, ideally, this sounds great, but logically, you know, they call it a good pancake. Good morning kid and parents, why do you think they call it a pancake? Dude this is like my Titanic, well these are kind of ugly, oh look the babies you'll never have, see how small you are, if you took out a 10 pound baby it would literally kill you. You're right if it was yours. the head would be huge, i got it, oh your ass is on me, oh please, like i haven't been with you before, okay, i want to get back together, no, okay, jakara friends forever, that was a good song, I like it, thanks, maybe, maybe it is, maybe not.

What do you think why are we sitting on a ball? uh yeah this is kind of gay definitely the gayest thing we've ever done together no that was when we ciss can you blame me dude I was drunk and you look like a bad us. We gotta be at our best Beed oh oh my god and they have a lot I think I need a spanking Johnny uh I'm fine listen to the music buddy the memories all the memories bring back memories bring me back to it what is this? George Washington, friend, kiss those who come, greetings to those whose butts are full of candy, put the candy in the basket, what if I put my balls in it?

That works too, you can go as hard as you want. You deserve it, actually, you, I deserve it, what's up with the random people staring at you? It's something you regret, you can see it, it's not necessary. He says, go ahead, okay, this one is for God, hallow, H, ambulet, the Halloween items. I need to stop smoking. cigarettes I need to start 'cause baby tonight the creepers tryna steal our stuff again this baby tonight cute ow tarus skipping rocks that's the cutest you've ever been baby come on I'm skipping rocks I know I only want you, the sexiest girl to see me wait until I find out how weird you are that's the only reason girls like me I don't know how to do it like that did you ever have a girlfriend let me love me baby you down let me know let me I think you let me let it , it's moving Get it like you love me Mony hanging on your back That's dony cold Googly That thing is Juicy Well C This one is just for you I'm sorry for kissing your ex-boyfriend on your birthday oopsy doopy oopsy doopsy oopsy doops well now you gotta forgive me because I said I'm sorry and I'm using yuk lately there's no chance oh my god it's worse than we thought they made her emo.

I have everyone ever told you to look. like why can't you say that word like look at me, can make him do what I say, like that, but that looks like bread, you hit the wall, it broke, oh my butt hurts, I regret this purchase, like, what do you do with? This looks like real bread, what's inside, uh, cotton candy, okay, put the cony back, stop sucking on it. Grandpa, you know, he hasn't shaved since Ann found out we came back in. No, we have to get candy. Can you put it in? this on your head to me ew dude, what does it look like a ball sack, oh my god, it feels so gross, it's a real mask, it'll look good, dude, I don't know if I can wear this, I have so much hair, oh god.

God, this is actually the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life. It's going to transform into your face. It is a real silicone mask. I can't see it because it's not on yet. I can't see my eyes because it smells so bad. Move your hair to make it look real I don't know how, why didn't you move your hair first? Now move your face so that it forms like this. Am I supposed to look like what in poop was that to you? disgusting stop it L okay take it off no Johnny seriously take it you can keep it and then take the picture of yourself buddy.

What can I guarantee your autistic ass loves this? Weren't you the only one who was going crazy over this? my sister said W wo Make It Rain we should go to a strip club instead of throwing away money that's a good idea this is my this is my favorite that's my favor two it's called honey I washed the oh my god it smells like honey you should get together we have something in common no T is the best for it is the best to know that I really am and yes, fame has been going to his head let me IT seems disappointing when you take it out of the box right Johnny, have you ever done one? no no no Johnny stop that's literally our wall Johnny why would someone leave a hammer here just because you come from a broken home doesn't mean you can break ours?

Just because there's a hammer on the table doesn't mean you can hit things, stop. oh my god it's Christmas let me have fun okay wait actually how are we going to do this now? Johnny, we haven't even started. Someone put a hammer on the table. Okay, go get the other one. I brought boys. I bought a backup one. I literally texted him and told him to get a backup in case Johnny hits him with a hammer. You know him very well. I do, guys, let's talk about guys, let's talk about guys. I like hot girls, this is guys we're talking about. guys, dude, you're being weird, you're being weird, so I saw it once, I once saw a person say that.

I talk so much about hot girls that it's because I'm gay, that's what the mask is and while we You're done, I don't wear a side part, you have to do a middle part. My forehead is a little thick. I am not going to lie. I have that Brandon Yuri forehead. I don't think I've ever touched your forehead. or even seen it, I don't think anyone has touched my forehead besides me, it's okay, I have magical powers, yes, the power of anxiety and depression, congratulations, I want your heart, I want your brain and that body that I you took and say that you can.

Don't control me, I want you to sink your teeth into me while I take the last one, you love me, dad, your way.