Jackie Chiles perfect attorney

So you know, my friend and I were going to the movies and we stopped and bought this latte mmm, what's this Italian coffee thing? Yes, that's right, drink milk, drink coffee, yes, mm-hmm, you take a sip, yes, I did, no, when I took a sip, did you notice that it was hot? We have been drinking it in your normal form. I couldn't take it in my normal form. mm-hmm, okay, okay, you take big sins, well, I think I take a normal game. Okay, you take normal sips, there's nothing wrong with that, so what happened? Well, you know they don't allow outside drinks in movie theaters, so I had to put it on my shirt and sneak it in.

Yes, they like to sell their own coffee. Yes, it is now. that is going to be a problem yes, that is going to be a problem, there is going to be a problem for them, there is a clear violation of your rights as a consumer, it is an infringement of your constitutional rights, it is scandalous, atrocious for Busta, it was absurd , so what happened? Well, I was trying to get to my seat, I had to step over someone and they pushed me and it spilled over me. Was there a cover? Yeah, did you put the cover on the date with the one above for you?

They put the lid on and they made the top you didn't make the top photo Susan, I want you to go to work, bring me a latte with the top we're going to do some tests at that time, have you been to the doctor? No, no, I have. Don't call dr. Susie. bison made an appointment for mr. This is Cramer, tell him it's for me. So what do you think, mr. Charles Jackie Jackie I mean, we have a chance. Do we have a chance? Get me a coffee drinker on that jury. You won't get out of there.

The rich man planted the bomb. Who told you to plant the bomb? I don't why. Did you put the bomb on him? Have you been to see the doctor? If you're going to put in a bomb, let a doctor put in a bomb. I guess I screwed up. Hi Jackie, you are absolutely right, you are screwed. you get that damn bomb anyway the teacher who is good to the teacher my friend he is principal Oh so a teacher tells you to set a bomb and you do it while my stomach was burning I think what is this, this is an audience, millions , well I didn't know the bomb was going to work.

Do you know what a bomb is? You have to see the bomb. Did you not read the instructions correctly? I mean, no one can say what the bombs will do. They are unpredictable. I'm sorry. Dad, stop here driver, this is it, yeah, I'm saying we're offering $50,000, that's it, take it or leave it, how do we know how bad the burns are? Why don't we have them examined by a doctor? Listen, the quicker we get rid of this, the better. This thing is in the newspaper, it will kill us. We will start with 50,000 and free coffee in all our stores.

Yes sir. Chow's and mr. Kramer is here, send them gentlemen, come in now, we don't want to take up too much of your time, let's make this short and sweet. Hey, we're ready to give you all the free coffee you want at any of our stores across North America. and you're a plus I'll take it you now take it I'll take it who told you to take it I told you to take it I don't know the viceroy didn't tell you take it he wasn't right I thought you were lucky to get anything. Free coffee. I don't want free coffee.

It is not difficult to get coffee. I can get my own damn coffee. I wanted it after that and also I didn't hear anything more than 20 years practicing law. I've never experienced anything like this, look at Java, hey, listen, I'm going to get out of here, get me a free coffee, what do you think? Stan, let's go for the green one, he's not a good lawyer, Joe, you're driving the car, you wouldn't be a friend minding your own business. business so whatever good so we saw this woman and she was wearing a bra no top no top she didn't have a top yeah so I got distracted and crashed the car well how would you describe this woman would you say she was? an attractive woman oh yes, so we have an attractive woman wearing a bra and no top walking in broad daylight she is plotting the conventions of society she was floating it is totally inappropriate Rubeus lewd scandalous it was scandalous and she is the heir to the old fortune Henry chocolate bars could you?

I repeat that I said that she is the heiress to the former Henry chocolate bar fortune, oh Henry, that is one of our best-selling chocolate bars and that Charlie knows that she is delicious, she stops stopping you. Have you been to claim that there is no Susie? Call dr. bison arranged the appointment of mr. Crane tell her she's the one for me, so what do you think? Jackie and we have a case like taking candy from a baby. What was your golf score? The last round you played before your shoulder was at three under par. Three under par.

That's what the professionals did. They haven't, if they're lucky, what would you tell this jury exactly what you saw on the corner of 83rd and Columbus? I don't remember well, did you see the accused wearing the bra or not? Don't know. maybe mr. Seidel, might I remind you that he is under oath now. I ask you again: did you see this woman wearing a bra or not? She's fine, no questions, your honor, miss, resign, well, I think we have this settled, yes, what's your reading, Stan? you're close you're on the green you just have to go for the cut what do you mean do you ever try on your bra to see if it fits? no no no do it Jackie Stan is the man Stan who Dale is dead he is my caddy your caddy this is a big mistake good good Your Honor we request at this time miss miski that you try on your bra this court will come to order go ahead miss Mickey try it no fits I've been practicing law for 25 years you listen to a caddy, this is public humiliation, you can't let the defendant have control of the key piece of evidence, plus he's trying it on over the leotard of course , a bra will not fit over the leotard, a bra fits the person's skin well. like a glove, that's the official him Kramer, oh my God, I thought you were sleeping with the fish.

I guess I woke up under arrest for the attempted murder of Cosmo Kramer. I didn't do anything, oh yes, yes, take your coat, you have to take shelter. Can I call my lawyer? Okay, go ahead, you have to meet me at the police station. They were arresting me for attempted murder. Miss Blendin, magnificent, in fact, next time I plan to go to Corfu, oh no, Jack, forget it, no, wait, better, you brought me nothing but a lot of misfortune and humiliation, now bring Jacky, I said, Oh, Jackie, I think I have a case. The Beca companies know who the tobacco companies are.

I have been an infinity. I get it, people miss Will, but the tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible, twisted monster that could love me. I don't agree, in fact, I feel the sir. Kramer projects a rugged masculinity, the man is a leprechaun, he's only been exposed to smoking for days, when this case comes to trial, he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head, okay sir. Giles you'll have our offer tomorrow, good morning gentlemen, bye Jackie, look you did it, we're rich, you better believe it. Jackie is cashing in on your miserable disfigurement, that's Jack, look, it's a little disconcerting, we haven't gotten that offer yet, well ma'am. .

Wilke from the tobacco company called me we had some power in a meeting who told you to have power I didn't tell you you would have power she made an offer I accepted how much no no no money so what do we get from the check is the most careful public of my many humiliations who told you to leave the cheese? Did I tell you to put the cheese on? I didn't tell you to put the cheese on, you with the cheese it never ends hello mm-hmm mmhmm mm-hmm Good Samaritan Law but you don't have to help anyone that's what this country is about that's the ball unfathomable improbable hello Susie Casimir I put it with dr.

Bison in a package, a bag for me. I want to get to Latham Massachusetts right away. This time they will have to be held accountable. They are the ones who will pay mr. Boy, I am shocked and disgusted, mortified and flabbergasted, this trial is outrageous, it is a waste of taxpayers' time and money, it is a travesty of justice that these four people have been jailed while the real perpetrator walks around lying and laughing, laughing and lying. you know who these four people were, they were innocent bystanders, now just think about that term innocent bystanders because that's exactly what they were, we know they were bystanders, no one disputes that, so how can a bystander be guilty? not guilty bystander, because you can't be a bystander and be guilty bystanders are by definition innocent, that's the nature of my position, but no, they want to change nature here, they want to create a completely new animal appearance guilty bystander, they don't. let him do it only you can stop him Oh Jackie you are so eloquent we have a lot of time for this jury I could be out for days hello okay buddy don't wait for me okay we gotta get out of here we want to win. the traffic come on, oh and by the way they are real and they are spectacular