J.J. Watt & Jimmy Get Their Feelings Hurt While Eating Spicy Wings w/ Sean Evans (Hot Ones)

-Sean, thank you for being here. How is everything going with the show? I am very excited. Is that February 18? -February 18, First We Feast's game show and then "Hot Ones" on YouTube starts again next week. -Next week. -Margot Robbie for the premiere. Yes. -Oh my God. Well well. Here we go. -Sean, I'm starving. Come on. -Thank you for doing this. -Thank you very much for inviting me, Jimmy. Thank you for having me back. J.J., it's an honor to have you here on the bench. And for those of you wondering what the hell is going on here, "Hot Ones" is simple.

We interview celebrities as they eat increasingly

spicy

chicken

wings

, and as Jimmy can attest, they get very

spicy

very quickly on "The Tonight Show." We'll start in a mild zone and work our way up to Last Dab XXX, a sauce more than 250 times hotter than a jalapeño. The line is always broadcast on live television. -Now everything is fun. Get ready, friend. It's crazy. -Alright. -Alright. -So, we will start with the mango, Los Calientes Rojo, a turning point sauce, our halfway sauce. -Well. Alright. -Here we go. - Just eat everything? Yeah? -Up to you. -Well. -Alright. -Tasty. -Yes, it's not bad. -Smoked. -Charming. -Okay, J.J., my first question is for you. -Well. -I know that when you were a walk-on at the University of Wisconsin, to make ends meet, you were a Pizza Hut delivery driver.

What can you tell people about that unfortunate day when you were forced to eat a customer's hot

wings

? -This is true, actually. Very sorry. I was a pizza delivery guy and it was a snowy day in Wisconsin. They closed schools. They closed businesses. They closed everything. Pizza Hut was considering closing. I told them, "No, my parents have a truck." So I could drive in the snow." I walked in, took an order, turned into a mailbox, cleaned a mailbox, ended up in the front yard. Called a tow truck. A little spicy, not too spicy. A little spicy. -I was going to say, get into the story. -Yes, yes. -So, I called a tow truck and it left.

So I'm sitting in a car with nothing to do but two pizzas and spicy wings in... I ate them. spicy wings. -Football players have to eat. You don't have to apologize for that, J.J. - We're just going for four wings. -It's okay. -This is a Thai green sauce. Thai? Growing up, right? -Mm-hmm. -Okay. -What can you tell us? about your dad installing a basketball hoop for you when you were a kid? -Santa gave me a basketball hoop for Christmas and my dad didn't want to put it in the garage because he thought it would fall.

And then he put it in the middle of our backyard, in the grass, in the grass. You cannot dribble a ball on the grass. And my dad said, "Well, you can just shoot free throws." And I was like, "No. Nobody's coming to play with me," so I haven't had a friend since. -Moving- You have a friend in me, Jimmy. -Thank you. -You have two friends. -Forward. Well, at least for now. We'll see about friendship after this. -Oh no. This is not it. -This is Da Bomb Beyond Insanity, a sauce for which we have to apologize. -You have experience? -So, J.J., I tell you in advance that I'm sorry.

Jimmy, you know the drill with this one. -J.J., this is h

ones

tly the turning point. -It's just number three. -No, this really... This

hurt

s my

feelings

, this one. This one insults me. -I feel like he might

hurt

a little bit more too, the way you're talking about it. -It's bad news. Alright. -Very well, let's delve deeper. -Oh my God. -It's okay, yes. -Immediate? -Yeah. -Yeah. -It's almost like a poison. -Yes, that's not nice. The taste is not even pleasant. It's not nice. -No. -No. -Very few redeeming qualities with this one. -No. I don't like. I don't like. -On the subject of J.J. hosting "SNL" this weekend -- -To hell with "SNL." I mean, I...

I love "SNL." I am the host. You should probably... Jesus, man! -It's the sauce that speaks. Jimmy, who do you think is the funniest athlete to ever host the show? -Everyone, everyone. -Dude... -And what advice, if any, would you give to J.J.? -Read the letters. -I need advice for this, Jimmy. -Make the sketch. -The air hurts. -Well, then... -Stop talking so loud. -It is good that we are approaching the end of the road. This is the last touch. Let's make some noise for Jimmy and J.J. A heroic career. We call it Last Dab because it's tradition around here to put a little more on the last one.

There's no need. -You do what? -You tap on the last wing, but it's not necessary... -With what? That? -Yeah. -Is that sexier than that? You're crazy? Oh! -It's okay, yes. -Alright. -They're standing up, and that means we've reached the end of the challenge, getting closer to the finish line, and, Jimmy, it's become a tradition here at "The Tonight Show" that we play a little game. And there are so many things... -Okay, what are the rules? -No, I finished! -Lots of anticipation for this weekend's Super Bowl and, of course, the halftime performance with J.Lo and Shakira.

So, with your brain on fire, your tongue on fire, your mouth on fire, can you try to make an impression? - I don't want to play any games, Sean! -Can you do an impression of a Super Bowl performer from years past? J.J., it's up to you to try and guess the impression. -Is this an accessory? -No, that's pure milk. Forward. -No no. -I won't do it, I won't do it, I won't do it, I won't do it. -If you drink milk... -When you breathe, it hurts. -Yeah. What was the question? What was the question? -An artist's impression of past Super Bowls. -Well. -WHO? -Mick jagger! -Yes, yes, perfect. -Mick Jagger right.

Let's make some noise... -Water? -...for Jimmy and J.J. -Cheers man. -Health. -Thanks to J.J. Watt and Sean Evans. Guys, season 11 of "Hot Ones" next Thursday on YouTube. More "Tonight Show" after the break. Stay. ♪♪