It's a Bargain Bin Christmas - Scott The Woz

recovery after being killed, but it will all be worth it after they receive their gifts. Hey, there are my favorite murder victims. - Do you hear that? We are your favorites! -What do you think of the gala so far? - I hate it. It reminds me of when I was murdered. - As? - That. - What am I supposed to call them? - I am a great defender of the term hospital addicts. - I am more in favor of the term "Messiah of charity." - What are you talking about? That doesn't describe anyone in this room. - What's wrong with him? -Oh, you see, well, they just beat him to death, but at the hospital, however, the doctors misdiagnosed that he had suffered burns. -Can't he just take them off? -Not if he wants to recover. - *screams in agony* - Well, I think it's a good time to give my speech.

The holiday season is one of the biggest and most stressful times of the year. Whether it's money problems or being murdered, it's easy to forget the true purpose of the Christmas season. It is putting aside our differences and enjoying each other's company. Express gratitude and empathy to those truly special in your life and to those in need, regardless of the differences that separate us all. This event is in support of the Recently Murdered Foundation. My colleagues: Terry Lesler, Jeb Jab, Rex Mohs and Wendy's Employee were recently murdered and are now recovering. I really can't think of a greater pain to endure.

Maybe the gout. I propose a toast. This event had a single sponsor, being Ice Mountain mini bottled water. When you are thirsty, but not that thirsty. Ice Mountain Mini Bottled Water is now available, so please pick up an ounce. Merry

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. Jesus, that tastes small. So, to finish, to make your unbearable pain more fun, I bought you gifts. - Is that a cure for zero degree burns? - Ah, even better. Listen, take them, open them and let me know when you forget that they were completely killed a few months ago. What is this? - ♫We have American Idol for PS2, it costs $2.99, of course it was amazing!♫ ♫Karaoke Revolution♫ ♫Without a microphone, it could be fun!♫ ♫DJ, Band and Guitar Hero, just the games, zero price! ♫ ♫ Games are games, ignore the fuss! ♫ - ♫ It's a

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Christmas! ♫ - ♫ FIFA, there and everywhere! ♫ ♫ Ninety-nine cents?

That's not even fair!♫ ♫Skylanders, it was just a phase. I turned these copies into a maze! ♫ ♫ Lego Dimensions, does that really exist? ♫ ♫ I guarantee it was a mistake ♫ ♫ Games that are anti-asses ♫ - ♫ It's a

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Christmas! ♫ - ♫ Just take Battleborn, you pig!♫ ♫Play before it goes offline...♫ ♫Madden 16, 17, 18♫ ♫Not as good as '08, pretty blatantly.♫ ♫But WHO CARES? It's at a great price!♫ ♫Gifts that will make anyone say "Nice!"♫ ♫Does it have value and some class?♫ - ♫It's a bargain Christmas!♫ - WHAT THE FUCK? - Very good, right? Those are games! Video games! And I gave you like 50 of them! - Yes, but these are terrible. - I feel like I've been murdered again. - Is this even legal? - Guys, I'm sorry.

I just didn't have enough money for gifts. It's all I could have done. - Oh, you didn't have enough money for real gifts, but you had enough money for that sign? - Honestly, I've had it in my trunk for years. - What is this? - That's NBA Live 14. - Well, knowing that makes this present worse! -I've been murdered too many times to accept Lego Dimensions for Christmas. -And what am I going to do with all these Maddens? 25, 15, 16, 08? - Son of a bitch, son of a bitch! - Oh. Alright, we weren't the ones who just handed out trash on Christmas. - Well, excuse me for loving bankruptcy.

I'm just doing this to get out of the hole. - Are you only doing this for money? - And you gave us Battleborn? - I-I-I'm sorry. Well. Listen, let me try to make it up to you. Terry, Jeb, have a hamburger. - We are vegan. - Yes I know. Not Cheese. - Listen, stop, okay? - What is happening? - Oh, God, he's been drinking too many mini bottles of Ice Mountain. He is VERY overhydrated. - Someone give him sand! - I try to do something good for them and they criticize me for it. They hate me.

Charity events are going to fail, the bank is going to take all my stuff, ugh! - Scott... - What? - Scott... - Sounds like Chet Shaft. - It's me, the Ghost of Christmas Shaft. - Chet, everyone else who was killed at the dinner recovered, you were killed and you... - ...were killed. I just died. - Oh, man, you're a ghost. You can answer this. Would it be vegetarian to eat a ghost cow? - What kind of question is that? - Imagine this, right? Standard cow, kill it, eat it, the American dream. But as if a ghost cow appeared before me like you are now and I harvested it for its ghost meat, as if I were eating a cow, but I didn't kill a living being to eat that cow.

So what would it be? - I've only been dead for a few months. I'm not a professional ghost yet. I only do it on the weekend. - Well, why are you here? - Because I'm a ghost and you need help. Let's talk. - Oh really? Is this what I'm worth to him, Kinect Adventures? I'm a Wendy's employee, for God's sake. - Yeah, you know, I'm sick of people assuming I want NHL 16 like Stop. - Guys, look at this. What am I supposed to do with this? -Actually, I might sell it to my Rock Band 2 guy. He loves stuff like this. - You know, actually, I could use a new copy of Truth or Lies.

Mine is over. -And you know, I could use another emergency copy of Kinect Adventures. - Oh my god, there's a Wii PLAY! - I tried to be nice to them, I bought them all that stuff and they just acted like I treated them like trash. - Well, you got them Battleborn. - I just, really needed them to like what I did and... now I have nothing. - Look, that's the problem. You weren't doing many of those things out of the goodness of your heart, you were doing it because it benefited you! Most people can see through insincerity. - Not me, I invest in Ponzi schemes when I'm bored. - They obviously saw that you bought them those games because they were worthless.

You treated them like they were worth Band Hero... Band Hero! - But I did a lot for them. I sold my desk to finance the gala! - Follow me. - You know, after exchanging these games? Pretty happy with this. - Yes, I'd rather die than get caught with Battleborn, but Kinect Adventures on the other hand? This saved me from purchasing my fourth copy. - ...Maybe we were a little hard on him. - To be fair, guys, he gave us Battleborn. - And what the hell is this? Spree? - *moans in disgust - What the fuck?! - Right over here. - God, I hate subways! - The desk you sold is already here. - Why does the desk have a dress? - It has a new owner.

That's how he uses it. -You are giving him tea, why is he playing tea with the desk? -That's why he wants to use it. - Well, yes, but it's a desk. - The point is: look how happy he is! Give up your desk to fund an event for those in need and give it to someone who will love it as much as you do? You should be proud of that. - You know, although we didn't like some of these gifts, we found some that we did like. And just because some of these have no value to someone, doesn't mean someone else won't find value in them. - That's a good point.

I hate organized crime, but that doesn't mean I want to ruin your fun. - You know, he left a receipt here. It seems he sold this desk to finance this. - *groans in disgust* - What the fuck?! - You know, I haven't had a desk for 12 years and look where I am. Murdered. - I haven't shaved in 12 years. - Did you shave when you were 10 years old? - Seriously, there's no desk? What kind of monster doesn't have a desk?! - The monster who is willing to give up to give something good to others. - Yes, like these mini waters from Ice Mountain.

It tastes like a fresh puddle! - Aww, they already hate me, what's the point? -Hey, Scott, I'm telling you, man, just listen: sometimes, you gotta do things to make it all right, man, no matter how hard they make it. - I don't know who the hell it is, but thanks! - Listen, guys. - For you, that's Mr. Guys. - I'm sorry. I treated them all like they were worthless, and that's not the case. Sure. I started doing this to get out of bankruptcy, but I realize there is a lot more to this than just what benefits me. - Well, we want to apologize too.

We should be more grateful for what we were given and at first we were too harsh. And to be honest, this copy of Kinect Adventures really hits the spot. - Yeah, and I needed some firewood and you know, Skylanders: SuperChargers is just that. - I didn't know what I was doing on Tuesday, but now I know! - And DJ Hero 2 is a pretty good dish. - We know how much you went through to do all this for us, so we wanted to get this for you. - Madden 08 on Mac!? - And that. - Madden 08 on the PSP!? - And that. - Collection 08 for PC!? - And that! - I'm not well.

Oh Lord. I finally have all the Madden 08s! - Scott, looks like you did good, man. You did good, brother. - Young Vince!? - You really did. Keep up the great work man, we're all proud of you man. - Yes of course. You're much smaller than I expected! - He's fine? -He may be dehydrated. I know the trick. - Thank you. - Keep up the great work, brother. - He's missing a leg. He's pretty close. Subtitles: Bubble Symphony