Is Everything Better With Ranch?

Does wealth really make

everything

better

? Let's talk about those good days. Now there are foods that are made to be added to other foods and you can just put those things in the foods that you think are supposed to be used. Okay, that's great. you could put them on all kinds of foods to see if they make them

better

mm-hmm and today we're going to use that sound logic to apply

ranch

salad dressing to all kinds of things where it's time to make

everything

better. Not with

ranch

, we're not going to apply just any ranch to our food, we're going to work on undisclosed Gorge Ranch, which is great, we're in this as farmers.

I don't remember being in that gorge with you like, come on. However, I'm excited to see what we could discover with donut, bring it or nuts as you call them, is this an opportunity? Yes, it's a pop top or a twist, this is the twist and then he has the member that has the hole he has the hole he has the ring what are you going to do? Are you going to fill the donut hole with the ranch no, well you should do that anyway just to start I'm going to look, nice question, I'm going everywhere, I mean the drizzle man that looks good, yeah, If it were ice, it would look good.

Wow, yours looks good, man. I should have been watching you, let me do that. You look like Wolfgang Puck, is there any prediction about this one. um, no, I don't want to make predictions, I don't want to be, oh God, the bottom of my ranch fell out. I mean, they do a lot with Donuts, there's like maple bacon and you put burgers on it and all kinds of stuff. but let's see restaurant we can if we get it ranch it you get the tank you get my sweetness you know a little my mustache you get a question mark it doesn't taste like a mistake that's the first thing I'll say it wasn't immediately morally bad in my mouth it wasn't as good as I expected it to be I mean, no, I don't know if I've ever put ranch on something sweet, in fact, I think that might.

It's a rule we're breaking just when I taste like seafood fries or something my body wants to throw up, since the first taste is like it shouldn't be making this poison, but then as it goes in it mixes. I must say it's not bad, but is it better with ranch? No, that's the disappointment, but ramen is never a disappointment to the wallet or taste buds, but as you can see, this has been a dream. You know, I like to preserve a little. of water in my ramen well, now replace it, it would be ranchero, but yes, I need some money for the humidity, no, you are going to do something nice there because I don't want to be left out this time, okay, it's more of a spiral like a dip. spaghetti sauce and then I'm going to mix it up it's like tuna salad wait it just goes there look it looks like it's made to go together yeah it looks like something you would have at a family gathering or at least a memorial service right?

I could eat this once a year, okay man, Aunt Jane was such a good lady, why does ranch taste bitter? Maybe he's been in the gorge too long. Is it that cool for the gorge? Because I think it is, I think that's what I believe. The key has a bite, but it's a bite we weren't prepared for. I'm really trying to give this a try because I didn't love ramen and I do love ranch. Imagine yourself at Aunt Jane's wake just for a moment. second and everyone is there and she lived a long life, she was 92, they put on too much makeup, we saw it, we saw it coming for months, no one is really sad, it's just like a celebration of life, that kind of memorial, like that that we know she is dead.

You don't have to put on so much makeup, she's in a better place, but did you hear that Lurleen made her ramen ranchero? Okay, okay, you can stop talking about her. I'm getting back to normal. You know, I'm just like she made it. I mean, I'm very proud, I really like things, they come with the right expectations and now that I've modified mine to be at a funeral, you know, actually, I think that's helped a lot. I think I'm getting better, as is the ramen. better with ranch I thought I could do it Fran Jane but okay, manhandle, okay, I was borderline oh well, this is jello oh, really, yeah.

I've seen this guy, can you tell? I've never seen anyone do this well, you should be. It should be moving when you put it on, that will help, yeah, I think it's okay, oh my gosh, I tried to make it pretty, but it didn't happen, look at that, it looks like a fancy restaurant right there, when that I don't know. that looks like a molten lava cake from a chain and that looks kind of fancy mmm now I'm going to eat half of this because the jelly compresses in your mouth and I always opt for big bites of jelly that's a challenge you can do whatever you want There's half of it I'm going to try and at once you're afraid you don't believe I can do it this is unthinkable wait look I'm going to clean your mouth please don't look at me like that again Wait, I'm not joking, I know something is happening here Now my mom ages this thing that's like gelatin and it has a little bit of cheese or something and some pineapples and it's like when you mix a sweet gelatin with something that's like something really tasty that's what's happening here it's great in the funeral won't say wow that's the scenario I've had it before look at this yeah so if you lie to people and tell them this what they're in I'm going to love it oh you know I'm a vision right now it's like a dish that's a layer of gelatin and then a layer of ranch, it's like a Loser ranch lasagna, gelatin, gelatin, lasagna ranch, yeah that would be a hit and We make different colored gelatins in each one, we add a little blue for July cause we got the blue but you gotta kill someone just so we can have a blue jello preserve for the funeral that oh my god breaking news is jello better with a ranch yeah .

It's just that I feel like my days are done right, this is coffee now that you've moved away from the cream in your coffee can I bring you back coffee oh yeah, yeah, nice, I've been drinking like it's true, that's tea, I've been drinking for the last six months look with the bag hanging down I feel like there's a little bit of hope here, it makes sense because you already put a white thing in your coffee so why not put a different white thing right there? of cream going into my coffee appetizers me Oh, yours that's a little lumpy okay, well, it's not right, it's not white cream, it doesn't do what cream does, it's dancing around like we think I need more, Maybe they're like little white worms, that's right, maybe kind of wormy, I think if you mix it enough, it'll start to get homogeneous, that's what they call it, okay, oh, look how I stay still, so lumpy, well you have to go, you have to be more aggressive there, you really have to beat this, how are you getting on? to mix, well, I'm going to do it, man, you have to be aggressive with it, okay, I can still see the particles, it didn't really mix, it's more of a suspension at this point, you know, it's not a solution, it's a suspension of ranch and coffee, but I don't know, give everything a chance, wow, it tastes like someone just had a Caesar salad and coffee and then threw up in a cup.

It doesn't taste horrible to me, but it isn't. I mean, it's not right. It's not horrible I agree spicy coffee which is something I never wanted feels like something has gone wrong feels like you shouldn't drink it you definitely shouldn't finish this yours looks so good even though you have foam on it congratulations on Well that It's the best there is because it's brown, better in the rain, okay try two, oh of course we have crayons, what are these, they're the non-toxic variety, make sure you don't buy the toxic ones, right? You are toxic when you go to the store.

Give those to the bad kids. I gave Timmy toxic crayons that will show him off as an evil kindergarten teacher or something. I don't think I was stupid now for this one. I go like a ranch on the side, yeah, yeah, I mean my kids, we keep the ranch on the table, man, there's like a cover on the table, we go give the formal and they just take out the ranch like dipping chicken nuggets or as green. beans, so my kids have been doing this at the table for years to get things that are usually green.

I'm going to click on the green crayon since you said that, but I've always told my kids to eat crayons, it smells so waxy. I feel like I need a baseline of the ranch I don't know, but I feel like I remember we like to eat weaving a woven tree into a thing with a Willet ice cream sandwich, if not elsewhere, try it. The ranch tastes very good. Yes, this really highlights the ranch. Test it. ooh and you start to run out of ranch yeah and you love the crayon unless you put some more in there hmm you gotta go back to the Gores and get it down if we should live in the pumpkin well if you visit The Gorge too often it will reveals.

People will follow you to that gorge. I'll see where those kids go. They don't believe that anyone knows how beautiful. I know exactly where it is. Here's the thing. This last part is really bad, but. What's wrong with crayon? What made it better? The ranch did it. Crayons are better with ranch. Yeah, careful, the green money was only made with a water color there, so I made a piece of art inside mine. It looks like Slimer dove into the bucket. Hmm. Slimer oh. Gosh, what does it matter if these really different presentations here? This is a mismatch of elements to do a test of whether the ranch does anything better or not, we would take some of our arch enemy foods, so mine, as you know, is the liver link.

It's like one of 1700 foods and he picked Oni and I don't even know what that is, sea urchin, oh God, I want to put it in my mouth in a restaurant trying to be cool and eat it all like it's really fancy sushi. place and I sat there with my mouth for about seven minutes until I just leaned over and spit it out on my napkin, so what is that gel that is the inside of a sea urchin? They gave him a rash or either, I don't. I don't even know what it tastes like. I'll have to try it first.

No, no, no, it's okay. Yeah, I'm putting ranch even though I've never made it, maybe once in my life I'll get my liver knocked down, you know how we could be? table guys who like table guacamole and we just come and do that kind of thing on people's plates tell me when tell me when it was like the guy fell asleep at the table, have you been to the Gorge restaurant no revealed where rhettandlink comes next to your table and the good news is that I have completely forgotten what's underneath this could be a snowball okay it has our oh my god there's not much there well that's a liver of full chicken, that's a small chicken, now here we go, I have it, it's, it's me, it has to be better.

You didn't get it, yeah, it's gone, you gotta get yours, man, ooh, the liver really pushes its buttons, it did. Wow, I mean, I successfully drowned the Uni and I think she lives in the sea. Do it, man, do it, drop it, drop it down the pipe. I'm descending into the gorge, going to the guard, going down, belay me, enter the guard, belay me. I don't know how to make an assurance symbol, but here it is, do it. Well, thank you blood for me, there are people who love liver, hey, listen, the ranch was so good that entering the gorge was so exhausting.

I mean, I had an increasingly mean neighbor, my body wanted to say no, but our liver and our university were better. with ranch, yes, well, ranch can help us eat liver and uni can help you eat what you hate. Assuming you're light ranch, thanks for liking, commenting and subscribing, you know what time it is, everything is better with Mike and Alex, well there's only one way to find out go watch their show 10 Feet High on YouTube. com slash this is mythical and click on good mythical more where we are going to play Edward ranch hands just a race to the death with the ranch in a comment take control here is when we send you to a fairly undisclosed video and then we ask you that you mention it see Rob when he was five eating corn looking for a cut with your corniest joke don't make fun of Rob just leave a corny joke but no Don't tell him we just sent him a surprise, be nice and be your mythical best, click left to watch our after show good morning mythical click right to watch another episode of good morning mythical and be sure to check out our new channel this is mythical by clicking on the video at the bottom thank you for being your best mythical