If NERF Was Like Video Games

(screen beeping) (dramatic music) - Nerf isn't just a fight. It is a way of life. - It is my duty to lead you to victory or nothing. - As a blue team, we will destroy the enemy red team until there are none left. Glory is something that awaits. William, what are you wearing? - Oh, there was a personalization section and I just put everything in. - Go change. - Good. - Oh man, there are so many blasters to choose from. Oh I know, I'll go with the random option. (Nerf guns making noise) That's it, I'm choosing. - Let's do it. (upbeat music) (Nerf guns making noise) - You're so bad at this, mom is better than you. - Wait, we literally have the same mom. -Damn, she's right. - Remember, no armed farts will be used.

Unlike last time. - That was my mistake (both teams scream) (upbeat music) (Nerf guns firing) (Elijah screams) (Micah screams) - Lag, I'm running late. I'm usually better than this, see? (Nerf gun firing) (upbeat music) - Shiloh, I think I see them. - Hold on. (Nerf gun firing) (gravel crunching) - Do you hear something? (Josiah and William shouting) The sky is destroying us! - That sound never goes out of style. (upbeat music) - Okay, on my own, on my own. They're pushing, I'm pushing. They are water for dogs. I'm a 90s maniac. - And what does that mean? - Well, I'm glad you understand. - And what does that mean? - Shiloh, I'm out of ammo, help me. - Yes, here, take this clip. - Thank you. - Why do you always run out of ammunition? - I don't know, it doesn't make sense. (Judah screaming) I'm out of ammo again. - Serena, they caught me so many times.

I can only take one more hit. - Drink this juice to sip. - Is this medicine? - No, it's a lot of sugar and caffeine. - Wow, I feel great. - Don't worry, I'll take them out with these. - William, those are small. - Yes, but they are at the finish line. All pros know that Dino Blasters are overpowered. (William screams) (Nerf guns firing) Turns out everything they're using is also on target. (doorbell rings) - Oh, well, it's here. - Did you just buy a loot box with real money? How much did that cost? - I don't look at the prices.

I just click buy. - They're over there. - I heard they bought a giant suit. Do you think we are safe? - Yes, we can see all the doors. (wall hits) (Micah and Judah scream) - Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! (Nerf guns firing) - What are we going to do? Our blasters aren't doing anything to him. (cocks blaster) - That will work. (gunshots) (Daniel screams) Yes! - Lightning explosion! - Oh! William! It's just a flashlight! - Well, could you see anything? (gunshots) (William screaming) Yes, you saw me. - What are you doing? - If I turn this bottle over 12 times I get an achievement and a sticker! - Yes, we are going to lose. (Nerf gun fires) - Come closer. (soft music) Closer.

I have a Nerf-nade. (Nerf-nade explosion) - Well, that went well. - We have to beat them at this. What are you doing here? - Oh, I think I joined the wrong lobby. - Okay, we need a new strategy. So I told everyone to put a battle plan in the hat and we would draw one at random. French fries. Okay, who scored the fries? - That was me. He was confused as to what the question was. - Okay, you know what? Okay, I'll choose another one and that will be our strategy. Chicken wings. Okay, who just wrote chicken wings? - Yeah, um, that was me, um.

I was also a little confused what the question was. - I like chicken wings. - I also like chicken wings. - Me too. - You know, let's just make chicken wings. - Okay, forget it, okay, we'll improvise. - Chicken wings? - Shut up. - Let's do this. (upbeat music) - Wait, is the game starting? I have to go pee, can we take a quick break? (red team yelling) Okay, I guess it's just starting. (Micah screams) - Hacker, hacker, he's hacking. - This is the real life. - No, no, being called a hacker is a great compliment. (everyone shouting) - We have to move faster. - Yes. (feet tapping) - Daniel, what are you doing? - Sliding is much faster than walking. - Why do you only have one blaster? - This blaster actually has two. - That thing only has like two darts. - I'm doing the best I can, okay? - Hello Mary, I'm out of ammunition.

Do you have any clips you can do without? - Sorry, I need all the ammo I have. (William screaming) (clip hitting) - Why did you throw away that entire clip? - It was not full. I fired two shots. What if I see a bad boy? I need a full clip. (upbeat music) - William, what are you doing? - I'm gluing Legos to the tips of my nerve darts. So when it hits someone, it feels like you're stepping on a Lego. - William, what's wrong with you? No, no, come back here, come back here. - Where is Micah?

Micah You better not be camping. - No, I'm not going to camp, ooh. (gun cocked) - We are immobilized. - Don't worry, I used super glue and made a sticky Nerf-nade. Oh no brother! (Nerf-nade blast) (Elijah growls) - Shiloh, we need more blaster power. Wow, where did you get that from? -I've been saving all my blasters from previous rounds to build a monstrosity, lol. Oh ah, I got a little carried away with that. - Judah, why are you eating right now? - Well, you see, every time I eat a potato I feel 2% better. So if I eat 12 potatoes, I'll feel great. (upbeat music) - Oh my God. - You're not a Jedi - Yes, I am. - No you are not. - Yes, I am, I am literally a Jedi. - No, there is no way. (Josiah shouting) - Have you seen him anywhere? - No, we haven't seen it anywhere. (ominous music) - Where are the rest of them? - No, it's just me. - I am one with the force, the force.

Ay ay ay! Mary, I've been hit by too many Nerf darts. I must return to base. Tell it to Shiloh. (upbeat music) - There's a big group of them there. We have to sneak away. - Don't worry, I'll take these for a spin. - What, those are one shot each and have large blasters. I vote that we hide. - Okay, feel my wrath! (upbeat music) (Sarina screaming) (Nerf gun shots) - Look, I told you I could handle them. - Oh no, I think I can only take one more shot. - A drink? - A drink? - Did you say you have a chance? -He's gone! - It worked?

They are coming? - Yes, prepare, prepare, prepare, prepare, prepare, prepare, prepare. (red team shouting) - Shiloh, we've received too many darts, we're out. - I'm sorry! - Don't make any movement. (dramatic music) We both walk away from this, nice and slow. - Ahhh! - Ghaaa! - We have to win this. This is our last chance. - There has to be something else we can try. - I think we should give up. - What, but we can still win this. - Believe me, it's our only hope. - For the red team. (upbeat music) (red team screaming) - Where are they? - They left a note. - "Dear red team, we would like to have a meeting in the game room.

Please meet us there for a chat. Best regards, William and the blue team." I think they want to give up. - Yeah! - Something is not right about this. - I will say. William can't spell cordially. - Turn it around. - Why would there be something in the, oh wow, there's a back? "Ha ha ha, now they will never know about our secret evil plan. William, what are you doing? Don't write that. What do you mean don't write that? I'm writing this with a pen. Oh, no, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?

Please don't read this message if you're on the red team. Signed William (dramatic music) - Oh no (red team screaming) (Red team screaming) - Yes. ! - Whoa, let's go! - No, what are we going to do? - Now we're two against five of them - Looks like we'll have to go into stealth mode, going dark (upbeat music) - It should be around here somewhere. Nerf guns firing) (upbeat music) (Nerf guns firing) - They've got William and Detrick - What, but there's only two of them! (Nerf gun cocks) (dramatic music) (Elijah and Daniel screaming) - I'm out of darts. - What do you mean we're out of darts?

The couch and the cracks and stuff. - Then we have to go hand-to-hand (dramatic music) (both teams screaming) (dramatic music) (both teams grunting) - Hah. , that Nerf blaster doesn't have Nerf darts. - Never bring a sword to a Nerf fight. (Elijah screams slowly) - gah! (Elijah gasps) (upbeat party music) - The losers have to find all the darts. - That will take forever. - It's because you guys didn't have enough cosmetics. (blue team screaming) (Upbeat party music continues) - Don't forget to download our Shiloh and Bros Imposter Chase game because for every download we shoot Micah with a Nerf dart. - What, I didn't know about this plan. - Happy downloading.