I Will Eat You

Play the game now guys, I'm playing destiny, let's move on guys, play the game you want, uh, try it? your server there again mark it and do it this time I'm doing it I'm doing it I'm doing it right this is going to be like this you might have to send invites again because it's like the good game oh yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. of course, of course, I invited you to play. I'm waiting, I'm waiting, it's going to be so much fun, come in here, yeah, I can't do it. How about you search, find the server, find the server?

November, good game, let it go. For a moment it's there, it's okay, yes, I'm sure it

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come. Oh, why is the game running at two frames per second? You talk bad about this game that is as good as a bag of tits. No, have you seen the bear model? I won't stand it. to take down this man still doesn't show up and I'm online in a game brand it just says you're online you're still talking about no I'm not I'm here I'm so not here I don't hear the doubt. I'm going to close my game.

I'm going to restart Steam. Okay, yeah. Guess I'll do it. restart Steam from what we already thought was about work, okay good news guys the server is working great. I'm running full speed right now, here we go, here we go, when I click play oh oh oh, I think I'm here. not password protected I did it I just got a passport good problem oh well the more the better we can get you guys like you work oh I can't see you I'm going to make you forget about school that's cool what's going to get you guys I'm going to get you guys, See us guys tonight for a big snez?

Wow, good night, we're playing this game if we've only been trying to play it for 45 minutes. It's a beautiful thing. It is so beautiful. It's quite nice. I'm covered for you. oh no, I got you, you got me right, Bob, I'm coming for you, you can't jump like the rabbit and I like to think that rabbits, you know, jump as part of their parents, I would hope I understand you, what is that? ? If I win. Okay, the next round you were really with me, about Mark. You know there were some problems, there were some tribulations. It was fun.

That's funny. It's still fun. I can't believe he doubted you. It is fun. funny I know it hurts to laugh, my face literally hurts from the huge boom. I'm chasing you, yeah, you're lucky. I was going to get you. I know, oh, you're still my good B. Hello eyes. I did that, what does it do? Why am I laughing? I don't know I was going to get you, you're lucky you did that, wait, wait, wait, wait, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, I'm listening, oh my god, yeah, I put the runaway on, it sneezes on me, yeah , always.

Every time well, what else would I be doing? Well, be my friend, no, no, no, I'll be your friend, Wade, okay, I don't feel like a successful friend, isn't that how friends are? That's what all my friends were like in high school, good guy. didn't work, yeah my rabbit's foot, oh my god I got a speed bug, oh my god I wrap it so fast, oh my god the mark is a glitchy rib, so fast, yeah my sprint just activated to my bunny, what does that do? Does that just make him laugh? What the hell? Okay, it seems like you touch me and I died.

There are people here now. Oh hell yes. More people. Yes. So what makes it fun? Yeah, no, that's good, that's good, the bear, apparently I'm a waiter again. These are all like high level people, wait, they are all different characters, yeah, maybe these are all the good players in this game. There's actually a pretty big esports scene, you wouldn't expect it, but you know how polished the game feels, that's because it actually has a very big competitive scene, huh, okay, with more people on the server , the music in this game is a nightmare, I love it, it's so much fun, man, I'm the beragon, well I'll never get to be the bear I guess.

So I can never win here. I come ready. Oh wow, did you roar? There was a huge red sphere that emanated from the cave I came from. If you are curious, come to me. What are you going to do? Eat me. Know? What's not going to happen today? Would you stop focusing on me? Would you go? It's this, well, someone else eats someone else. Okay, thanks for you, look good, you like it, well, it's pretty good. I like this. Can you doubt myself a little? I'm really glad you like it. three feet look look man look look man look look where you went I can't sleep among all these trees you're lucky they're here okay okay well well this is complicated I can consider myself a very lucky person besides sneezing isn't it well yeah I think it just stops us from playing music.

Wow, okay, you interrupted me there, yes, yes, yes, yes, you told me to jump in front of me, but I appreciated you doing it, yes, yes, I'm very fast. I'm so fast How is this your bomb? Maybe it

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stop him. I didn't stop him. Save me bunnies. Can't. It seems to be very strong. You can't interrupt me for murdering me or anything. I will do the best I can. Nibbling at your ankles Well, there are the other players, oh, there, well, why can't you get them? Wait why why can you only catch me. Oh, they were there.

Wade, just when you had your chance, okay, Wade, this is really pathetic, that's how it was. The most romantic thing I've ever seen in my life hello oh there's three other people there wait why am I the only one you've killed you came to kill no one else is their ability to make me look like ten clones of them or something maybe, oh maybe that's it, could be he's the one that unlocks another claw, other abilities and stuff, yeah yeah, when you buy the other characters they each have their own special ability, almost Wade is super sick, I don't know .

If it's my skills, a human is really terrible, but you know, you really showed it best when you were hunting me, Wade, yeah, Bob is making you look like a fool, yeah, hey, twenty seconds and the humans were like, wow! , that lady was there, oh God. God, the noses of my company, yeah, she definitely has some kind of weird clone, yeah, I lunged at them like one just sank into the ground, oh wow, yeah, when do you get more experience and more songs you play ? I think you get points, yes. Bear, man, you get caught in this game a lot, not me, man, just because I love this game, it gets played a lot all the time.

Hello how are you? Oh, what are you waiting for, what, what, what, what. Oh, at least I'm human now, Bobby. You the bear, no, oh no, that means the other person is the bear, I don't think they're going to be as bad as Wade, oh hey, they hit me with a jump and, again, I was standing there, so I didn't do it. I didn't exactly do much, but I didn't think they'd catch me that well. I'd love to know the thought process by which they arrived at We Need a Chloe, We Need a Cloud of Smoke to Escape, God of the Big Sneeze.

Damn, it makes sense to me I guess well, maybe you know it's a bunny. Well Bob, good points. I think this time you will be the bear. I think so. I believe it. I am the bear. Alright. Bobby's having fun, man. It's my new good, I'm actually now that it's working, I'm having a little fun, that was scary, oh-ho-ho Bob, wait, listen, you don't have to do this, thank you Bob, you're so merciful, oh my goodness , that jumps out. I pretty good there Bob oh my god I have what are you doing whip this fabric of mine well it's good it's so good oh God wait it's just me oh I will I will I will I will oh no god oh god oh please wait Bob mercy mercy on me my mercies all my mercies I have so much mercy it's okay, well you know, I just wanted some points, complicated rock, oh please don't wait like this, it's okay, strapless, they fit oh oh oh oh, it's just you, it's okay It's okay okay, well, I don't want to be the bear anymore or humanity will always be rabid, like what are you guys ready in the cave gym?

They want to play? I'll make one before they know what brand, since the bear with all the skills working was sincerely amused just now. For several moments I just want you to know that I gave you a hard time about this and now I feel a little bad about it because it's not your fault the game didn't work, for the games I thought it was VR and it kept opening. No, none of that is your fault. I'd say I honestly had moderate fun. Wait, I know if you're friends again, that means I'll be him, but again, no, okay, happy, thanks.

Bob Nirvana means a lot, let's move on. something that sounds bad, okay, look, that's not hard to balance, don't be good, but it's okay, suddenly, in every game.