I Watched 287 of the WORST Game Reviews Ever - Caddicarus

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Step back for a second and have you realized how? The internet is gigantic without even considering the size of the deep web with such a canyon of content available to view all over the internet.

Where does one start when they are looking for something new? I look on Twitter for those accounts dedicated to publishing. nothing more than clips out of context, if I see some clips of things I've n

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seen before and they piqued my interest and that's the next thing I want to see. I mean, yeah, most of these accounts are for kids shows that I really couldn't. You don't care about or old TV shows that are really hard to start binge-watching because they're hard to find online, like Out-of-Context Scooby-Doo, Out-of-Context Sonic Boom, or the Hannahmont ad. Every once in a while you'll find a pot of gold and no I'm not talking about out of context Saudi football or out of context Mamma Mia oh I'm talking about out of context accounts of YouTube shows.

I'm getting you for this. I'm always in the market to binge watch a new youtuber, especially with that going on and it's actually chat tronic's out of context twitter account that made me watch it in the first place. Sometimes all you need are some brilliant out-of-context clips and that says everything you need to know about a new YouTuber. Channel that you may or may not like, eliminates all the time and energy you need to spend searching through thousands of channels and thousands of videos that they will have on their channels to find something you want to watch.

Non-contest clips for me are a brilliant advertising tool for new channels, this seamlessly leads me to a particular Twitter account that really caught my eye during one of those days when I was searching for expensive media on the internet but wanted Too big and all. It took just one image to get me hooked after seeing this. I desperately had to find the program this review score grid came from. Can you blame me? Spoke to me. I was hungry for my eyes. Oh, and after a little research. I managed to find the origin of this image. It was from a YouTube channel known as The Navigator and on that channel they hosted a show known as Gaming in the Clinton years.

Yes, this is real and that's not just the best name for a show, I think. I've seen it before, but the channel surfer decided to create an acronym, so the beginning of every review video is titled get sea, which sounds like a Russian soda drink. Look, it's good for the spleen and you know you're in for something special when the names in these

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are gems like the game's skins and my favorite ocarina of the era. I was incredibly lucky to find this channel in the first place because you see, although I found these clips from the YouTube channel out of context of the show.

It was never supposed to be a YouTube channel and the show wasn't even originally called gaming in the clinton kicks. It was originally a low-budget independent public access television show known as Flights of Fancy, a video game review and talk show created by This Charming Bun known as George Wood in the Land of Merit. I also had a few other people who sometimes did

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, but those, the basic strategy for dark fighting is an attack from behind, aren't very good. The reviews that George himself presented at all times. The '90s have become a bit infamous for being some of the

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of all time, not necessarily because of the opinions I held.

Super Mario World 2 is much better than the sometimes unenjoyable Super Mario World, but for the schizophrenic writing that changes themes every 5 seconds. Tons of completely false statements Delivery of strange lines A ride on a tiger sounds like a lot of fun Well, it's the constant contradictions that are such an annoying flaw for realism that realism is becoming boring in video games The fact that it rarely could finish only one game he reviewed because of how bad I wasn't playing them so I just used cheat codes to skip to the end. The following password will take you to the next level in death-themed jokes that are so flat they make you wrinkle.

Music that has a Totally cool, being an extremely questionable comment that makes absolutely no sense to anyone in Tomb Raider 3. Creating a story where Lara gets breast cancer. We guaranteed that the gaming world would be shocked, stunned, and moved by the effort to make Lara's character more meaningful, you know? Lara Croft, the millionaire explorer with guns and a mysterious family history. I know how to make a character have more meaning. Give it a tumor. The Navigator YouTube channel represents the national academy of video game trade critics, which is really a stretch with an acronym and all.

What they did was archive all the individual game reviews that were part of the original TV show and re-upload them with Gaben's new title. If it weren't for this channel, then all the reviews George would add while he was wearing his pajamas. The media would be completely lost and there isn't a cloud that won't be missed because these reviews Mario Kart 64 is fun to play except when you're losing it's a sight to behold very interesting everything you need to know about how great they are These reviews are that They were originally from a show called Flights of Fancy and were later renamed Games in the Clinton years.

Why that name? Why that logo? What does Billy Big Boy Clinton have to do with anything video game related? Did you personally support this program? Was this some guy? weird propaganda why is his face used as a logo for a video game show what the hell could be the next wash on the Lincoln years and what's with that cute theme song I don't know if it's original or if it's from a game or something , but damn, it matches the absurdity of the title card perfectly, just think for a second that you're doing a game review show, call it games in the Clinton years, plaster William with a smile staring at you, and then include the most simplistic. however, the sinister 8-bit tune of all time that gives the impression that Clinton is stalking you and the title of this video today doesn't lie to you when I said I was looking for my next binge watch, I meant it, that's why I asked my ass down doc comfy and I forgot I needed to see that super glue out of my pants while watching two hundred and eighty seven of these reviews yuk yuk yes, two hundred and eighty seven of possibly the

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game reviews of all time and as far as I know These are all the available reviews of Clinton's lapdog that you can find on YouTube today.

By the way, three of them weren't introduced by George, but you can still see the plaque on Billy's teeth. These accusations and you would think that's all he would do. I have to say about the history of this program, but then you go to the Navigators YouTube channel and you realize that there are not 287 videos there, there are 1322, so how many Plimptons are hiding there? Well, if you know anything about me, you might not know it. stubborn but I'm extremely stubborn so I went into the upload history of this channel and looked through all 1322 videos to find out what the rest of the videos were and what I discovered is just as interesting as the gecko reviews themselves.

The second gex game that will catch you, gex. I did it right, maybe the reviews are better after the 1322 videos, we already know 287 are reviews so it's pretty easy and then I counted a total of 767 videos dedicated to random bonus material on some tips. and occasional interview clips that have nothing to do with the reviews, you know, random scenes, endings, walkthroughs, cutscenes of interest, behind the scenes promo, real stuff like that and considering most of these videos are less than twenty Seconds, most of them are really not worth talking about. Gaia illusion one of the best stories ever written for anyone please you turned this into a movie note the pig sacrifice is a shocking dramatic twist no joke that's the full video the more lions you make , more points and surprises will come to you, wait.

Be surprised when you play Tetris, what is there to be surprised about? Oh my goodness, that's a block Sybil has never left before. I mean, there's even a video here titled Metal Gear Solid Psycho Mantis and, being a tutorial video, you'd think that. would give you hints and tips to find and defeat Psycho Mantis, right? No, what are you, that's the old floppy bag, in fact what you really get is three minutes of George telling you what happens in the story and then you get ten seconds at the end. from the video explaining Psycho Mantis just place your controller in the second controller port on the PlayStation, if you do this it will fall easily that's all that's all it says in a video titled Metal Gear Solid Psycho Mantis and the gameplay shown here is Frankly it's embarrassing, I wasn't even trying with the DualShock controller.

You will actually feel the heart attack from it when the controller vibrates. Oh false alarm, it was just my controller shaking. Oh, well, I thought you were having a heart attack and so was I. It's exactly the same. Oh look, they're a bunch of kids, let's ask them some questions, tell me what your favorite part of Donkey Kong Country was. Your mother should have swallowed you. You know when people said that video games rot your brain? I think they were right, but you didn't do it. I don't see that coming, do you? In fact, I've been secretly timing you all for the last few minutes, which is more than enough time for you to realize that the 1322 videos, 767 unrelated videos, 287 reviews leave us with 268 unaccounted videos, right? and?

The Billy Willies are hiding in those right now. I had no idea how deep the rabbit hole went, but I was too far down to get back out, so I kept digging and this is what I discovered. in fact the videos are duplicate uploads, no they are not the same uploads added to the same playlist more than once accidentally. I knew that these are exactly the same videos uploaded twice to the same channel with unique URLs. Now, to be a little fair, a lot of these duplicates. The uploads are actually different video qualities, which is probably why they were reuploaded in the first place, but usually the second uploads only managed to upgrade from 240p to 360P, so it's basically the same jump as film with a potato: film with a peeled potato and While I was moving through this garbage, I decided to count exactly how many duplicates were uploaded to the Navigator Channel and write them all down as I went, as you can see, there was one for Mega Man Legends, one for the mission 64, one for the cool edges, three. not many all things considered and then I found more no, these are not the ransom demands of a kidnapper.

This is the exact number of duplicate videos I was able to count and write while searching through the 1322 browsed channel uploads. you know how many there were in total 268, so yeah, I diverted you a little at that time, those remaining 268 videos that I mentioned before 206 eight videos missing, they are all jubler car bumps. I feel like I found the Zodiac killer, how does this channel work? What's even crazier is that some of the reviews on the channel were duplicated not just once, but sometimes twice, like with Donkey Kong Country. In case you don't agree with this review, you can always review the same review again twice.

More times it gets even more confusing when you see that some of the games have four of the same videos each, but two of each of those videos are the same reviews as the others, but the longer the Mario 64 review is copied, but Mario 64 is also extended but the ones the reviewers copied but so is Bubsy's other review which is no joke it's the exact same video but with an extra sentence of video length like other videos that talk about things completely different to do with the same game that have very similar names, but we I have added brackets that do not have duplicates, there is a zero, the camicazi squirrel review that is really safe and a much longer one is not titled as extended but has the publisher's name in parentheses so you know the difference.

They made a countdown video of the Best Racing Games of 1999 forgot to talk about the sports game so I reloaded the racing list countdown with a sports countdown. Stay at the end. There are several playlists on the channel that many reviews of the official program miss. or and include videos that have nothing to do with anything, some of the reviews last 14 minutes while others last up to 30seconds. There's a hotfix here for Marvin's quests, but then there's a duplicate load called aqueducts for Marvin's quests and every hotfix. Mix all this together and you get a channel that is as clean as measles, so to be more precise and to be able to check what reviews on the channel where Indy duplicates I ended up watching not only 287 but a total of 555 videos.

I know I should have stopped at number 402, but I needed to be even better sure. If you look at the first uploads made to the channel, you'll see that the review for Super Mario 64 is actually number 386, so all of those 287 reviews I look at. This video is not even everyone, no one knows what happened to them. George Wood is the big foot of the video game industry, let me make this perfectly clear, although any joke he makes today at George's expense is not intended to be malicious, whatever it may be. I love this show precisely because of how bad it is.

It is not a hate campaign. I don't want anyone to harass anyone because of this video. Also, not every single one of these reviews has anything worth talking about, whether it's length or nothing. Something funny happens to them or because they simply aren't. That's very interesting, but many of these are golden. Check out this great event. Will we see some that we expected to see? Man, he can pee in the bottom. Okay, I'm already regretting it anyway, no amount of piss can make this game viable. so let's start light in this chrono trigger review. George decides not to review the game at all and instead he simply tells you how to finish five of the missions and then spends the next six minutes showing you random parts of the game that you can obtain. some food and then hearing the next event call you a pig tomorrow, however, it's not fun, it even does the same thing with Final Fantasy 6.

Its review, which barely reviews the game and only walks you through the main plot points , the soldiers knock on the door demanding. to enter or with Spider-Man and Venom Maximum Carnage where there is no review, but they still decided to name it after the reviews and not call it wrong. I mean, these reviews can be useless in this review of the life of an insect, our good friend. George complains a lot that the seed farming system is bad and he constantly fails this jump, he resets the seed he needs to make the jump and then fails to throw the seed closer to the gap he can't cross.

Hello, hello, he can crawl. anywhere they don't need to stomp mushrooms yeah you're right and you know which bandicoot doesn't wear pants you know what I hate most in a video game when the control is too responsive the control is too reactive yeah when I press a button I want the game to do something two seconds later. Wow, look at this here. If you click on the damn ruler to review what you think you get, you'll get a review of Marvel Super Heroes Vs. Street Fighter, of course, and then five seconds. repeat five seconds of a bloody roar to review many of the same problems that plagued the bloody war, so we will continue with Mortal Kombat 4.

I'm sorry I lack the imagination to make this up, it's better than this devil's dice review. However, since there is no review, just the introduction on how to play a movie with a marker simply splashed on the screen, come on, you can't do that, what do you think of the game? George, let me get into that broad, manly head. yours or at least let me sit on it your hair looks like a couch oh what is this? A review of final fight three, except not because all it does is say the game isn't that hard and neither is the ending, but we thought you might want to check it out.

Anyway, the game isn't good and neither is the ending. Now here's the ending we reported is from manysi, excuse me George, what was that brave musashi fencer? Sorry, George, could you say that again? I missed it. Ashati's briefings oh, of course. that's my favorite game. I love the brave fencer musashi in one of the most famous videos of him talking about Castlevania Symphony of the Night. There's more to pick out here than pulled pork with no in-game cinemas or anything you know except for the abundant voice acting. a male character building RPG elements is unique and impressive, but almost unnoticeable in terms of the effect on the game.

Well, first of all, how could you say he's awesome when you think he doesn't do anything? And secondly, are we playing the same game we came in? game but I still felt far from the end ah well you didn't even finish it that explains a lot we also have a small complaint about one aspect of the game control if you are standing still and swinging your whip you can't jump until the whip has returned to you that It's ridiculous guys, that's how Castlevania works, Georgie Porgie, in fact, if you think the RPG elements don't do anything, why don't you equip a faster weapon to solve this problem? annoying flaw so much for realism ah yes realism in Dracula's castle with three headed dogs breathing fire a giant rotten old man made of a fly it's your fault Castlevania you're not realistic enough Alec's art doesn't even work on him Arthas The camera will catch Princess Jean in the shower and as a result a feisty girl will hit the camera lens, isn't that so fun?

Why do I get the impression that this was based on a true story from George's past? Who can I? Also draw attention to the fact that there are two terrestrial reviews that are technically not duplicates, but one of them they got completely wrong, so I kept it and then uploaded a correct one seriously, on the first upload the audio just cuts out completely afterwards. George says burger joint, arcane burger joint and they left this load as a browser. I love you. Nobody buys a game specifically for multiplayer options. Well, Gran Turismo wouldn't be a failure. Well, we're all for good stories, but there are some established entities that challenge that need.

It's like turning Mario into a sports game. Well, the game would be better if we were treated to plot development. Have you ever played a Mario game before? If you have been watching this video until now. I'm sure everyone noticed the trashy image quality of these videos, but to be fair, this is something that can't be helped. Know that it is like paying your taxes unless you avoid them. Not only was this content some of the first of its kind, but it was also back in the '90s, so you can't help but make everything look like burnt dough.

The surprising challenge, even in a children's game, may make this game too difficult for the past but perfect for the professionals, but I think they could have done much better. the sound mix to embark on a mission to collect as many balls of yarn as possible. If there's one thing I love about seeing reviews of my favorite games, it's when the reviewer tries to talk to me at the same time. I don't know, he takes one of these. blasto, yet another prankster hero like bubsy gex tomba, yes, because tomba is well known for his constant pranks with all that dialogue, he hasn't blown up his brother's collection for PlayStation, this blast from the past is not worth breaking your ass with .

Understand it, no I don't understand it, please explain it, Buster Brother, Buster bites, oh thank you for that, I was really lost even though he is right in front of you, just justice, justice, his ramps will come in handy on many occasions Adults will like this brain. riddle and what adults will like this riddle and that The Legend of Zelda is not as good as the original for some unknown reason you can't just say that why it's worth it tell me cool yogi hmm by the way can someone explain the rating of difficulty? section of the reviews for me because I don't understand it, check the life of the bug one second, it says that the gameplay is very simple, you can beat the game in one go and then in the next breath it says that the frustrating control makes you fumbling around but then the difficulty is ranked e does this mean a rank e is too easy means it's too hard means it's unfair means it's too unbalanced help me Joerg you're stupid how about here at Armored Core review everything you do? is to kill enemy robots, that task is usually too easy despite the very poor game control, so it is too easy and yet you have the difficulty of seeing what scale we are working on.

We do not review this title as a game, it is not a game. an interactive musical experience, but if that's the case, then why did you bother writing any of this? There is no game, so how could the difficulty be rated as baby? But with the guide we were able to complete the game in a four-hour session without saving. wait, wait, you give the challenge and a rating, which I guess means the challenge is high, but how can you say that when you openly admit that you just followed a guide and finished the game in four hours?

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie kissed the girls and made them record a video Gamze, we changed our Game Challenge grade to C mainly because we won it unexpectedly. That sentence sums up everything perfectly about this show. They rarely win the games they review, so they are surprised when they do. We want to show you the full game, but unfortunately we don't have time, they couldn't even find Reptar for you, the game lasts 45 minutes, yes, that is, land and get out of there. I don't want this to belong to anyone. sending me They sent me, we're not really sure if we'll ever get over this one.

I mean, look, if you're stuck on the easiest level of Disney's Tarzan, we couldn't get through the Stampede level without cheating and using the in-game store. then you probably shouldn't let yourself go over the counter 3, that's all I'm saying and you shouldn't have to jump on a vine to make it move. Anyone who has climbed a rope knows that you can move your body and make it move very quickly. What are you talking about? You can do that. Did you try pressing the movement buttons while you were there? Don't move the buttons that make you move.

First, lower the difficulty level to a start and change the number of rounds to one. Imagine if today. you had to read a review from a journalist who couldn't get above the level of a tutorial, yes this is exactly what it's like to watch games in the Clinton years, it's like you're watching a carpenter smack his thumb repeatedly while complaining about the fact that he didn't. Don't buy any nails, I mean just look at this Johnny, he's right next to the easiest bass enemies in Doom 1 and yet he doesn't shoot the good ones three seconds later and then when he plays ODT on ps1, decide that you already know what I do.

I'm just going to run along the edge of the cliff and play the game because falling off cliffs is pretty easy when the camera doesn't show them to you in time. Did George play all his games blindfolded? It's unknown if the actual game is more like Tomb Raider or Doom, ok maybe it did, maybe I'm just blind since Tekken's swords and axes have become a staple in fighting games, oh yeah, because Tekken 1 is well known for its characters with weapons, both of them, as I mentioned. Before, George is also pretty famous for completely going off the rails on anything, just get over it, this is the era of South Park, we don't like South Park, but we do like Resident Evil 2, like in this 99 star baseball review, where gets quite upset with the names of one of the stadiums, why do all the games, with the exception of Ken Griffey, baseball for the n64 list, the Baltimore Orioles stadium has Baltimore stadiums, are named after Craig, so what is the problem? use of Oriole Park at Camden Yards that they just let Nintendo use the name which really sucks.

I mean, I don't know what he's talking about, maybe it's too serious and political, but come on, man, I'm not going to boycott a video game because The name of a baseball stadium is wrong. The Orioles have the Sun at the top of the scoreboard. Instead, this game has an imitation of El Sol. Another title. Griffey Baseball has the Sun. Okay, now I'm boycotting again. We had a lot of fun creating. three fat black women fighting a skinny white turd, you can head towards the waterfall and listen as it gets louder and louder, well that's pretty technical isn't it?

I don't think I've ever seen a game with washed out audio on Super before. Mario 64 you can do almost anything, in fact it's like jumping into the movie Toy Story, okay oh god I mentioned that didn't I? The Toy Story review is one of the most popular on the channel and for good reason it's completely psychotic when you get into this game the first thing you notice is Woody's poor edge, oh yeah that's the first thing you notice. You won't get a seven-minute review of Toy Story as a game, instead you'll get a rambling, disconnected rant about everything.

Silicon Graphics Computers and it's as fascinating as it sounds, the movie Toy Story was made with Silicon Gram as computers we don't know, however, if the game really used Silicon Graphics computers, why didn't Disney Interactive use Silicon Graphics computers? Disney Interactive did not. usesSGI computers Donkey Kong Country was created with Silicon Graphics computers, then we again realize the fact that the game is too difficult and that you have to cheat and apparently this cheat brings victory too quickly to justify spending your money, people You don't spend 60 bucks on a game you know you can beat, so if that's the case, why do you complain when a game is too hard if your logic doesn't mean the game was worth the money George, you have to eliminate? aspirin your brain is getting fuzzy and starting to sound like Chandler Bing talking about action figures, look at this one, it's a takeoff of Wonka from Street Fighter 2.

Also notice the similarities to other Street Fighter characters in the package design, huh , we get it. these guys are ripping off Capcom anyway, back to Toy Story. I think George grew up in a tube. The real stars. The level design. Lara would have nothing to do but inflator cells. Talking about inflation in the pandemonium of her to review. He even goes completely crazy. about the size of Nikki's breast and the glory of her, if she is much more well endowed. I wonder if there is a limit to the size of those things. I guess there is no limit to the imagination.

The knobs in question are noticeably larger. The game itself renders your character too small to see something important, what are you up to? Could you give me something please? Because I want whatever makes you give Coolspot almost a 10 out of 10, play it loud and in stereo, oh boy, what do you think you'll say about Virtual Boy? I bet you try this, a new one, then red alarm is the best virtual game for kids, there are red alarms, a 3D flying game that hypnotizes everyone who plays it, oh come on, check this out, you might like it if you want, but it's objectively terrible.

It's a bunch of transparent lines. The depth of 3D graphics is exceptional. You'll perceive real distances. How could you perceive any kind of depth without textures? how do you see the depth? You are an oriole-shaped being CAP. What does George think of the formula? 1 on ps1 well think it shouldn't have been a simulation game and thenI asked this question that is on everyone's mind, why not have a game where you have to search and drive to the hospital before your wife gives gave birth to your baby? Did you see that when you come you will get tired of crashing into walls just because these children can't walk well? maybe maybe not, maybe you'll have fun, oh that's why he wants a game about taking his pregnant wife to the hospital because as soon as the baby is born he can beat it, why do people act, we spend 80 bucks to beat a bunch of sprites on the ground when they can do it for free with a real human being, okay, ready, watch out everyone.

George is inciting domestic violence. George has lost everyone, not everyone is safe. Sometimes he doesn't even need to derail during the review. He can start. the review is completely out of place, like in the Final Fantasy 8 review when it starts everything by saying I hope one of the lovers dies or in the Star Fox video where it starts by saying that Drops will be by far the coolest villain you've ever seen. seen. that you will never find in any video game, it will remind you of Stephen King's The Lawnmower Man or in the Ocarina of Time videos that can be grouped with the rest of the reviews and titled exactly the same, but it starts like this our review of Zelda will not come out airing until mid-January on many, many occasions, George even starts videos as reviews for about 20 seconds and then just gives up and gives you a walkthrough or cheat code to skip to the end Tiny Toon Pinocchio Mega Man X Jurassic Park Mickey Mania king of the monsters for Joe and Max Secret of Mana the masked super star wars bugs bunny bunny rampage all of these and more are structured exactly like this and of the entire catalog of videos on offer I could only find one in this particular style I'm about to watch a versus video now if I told you I would choose Super Mario 64 over any other video game from that period, what do you think it would be?

Guess, you said? Resident Evil because that's what they did, it seems that the battle between Nintendo 64 and PlayStation will be directly related to the players' choices between Super Mario 64 and Resident Evil, oh yeah, because these games are so similar that all the people out there it will. just pick one or the other for that platforming solution which is better let's look at this point by point oh god I can't wait to see what you pull out of your hole here. Maya has camera movement during the game, but evil only has it during the cinema without intervention look, you can never move the camera in Resident Evil evil has real voices for its characters but Mario and his friends are mute what the hell are you about talking?

Mario never shuts up in that game. Did you play Mario 64 or not? you see the beginning of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest Mario doesn't require you to solve impossible puzzles to beat the game, but evil has solved tons for you, you won't actually solve tons of them, the game is practically impossible without the clue book. You do basic math, can you add two and three? because if you can do that, you'll have solved the puzzles in Resident Evil, so what's the end result? Oh, the thing is that everything we are comparing is already in the final result.

Okay, see you next week, George, and by the way, apparently the platformer Mario 64 is better than the survival horror game Resident Evil, in case you were wondering, but we're really sick of the Nintendo 64 games have no dialogue and real voices make Mario 64 more. that worthy of your time nothing at all is embarrassing and the contradictions OMG the contradictions half the time I don't even know if I should buy the game or not at least it's harder than the piece of cake Mario 64 that small task is extremely There are stars difficult ones hidden everywhere, and I'm not just talking about contradictions between writing and gameplay like in Newman/Haas Racing, where Jorge complains that the game is too easy because all the tracks are too straight. 90% of the tracks are straight, resulting in a very low level of challenge only to then drive straight into a curve and abandon the game.

I'm talking about the contradictions in his own sentences that he writes during the same reviews, everything in this game is top notch. The game is virtually impossible to beat, making it overwhelmingly frustrating for younger players. Well, so is a Honda or something good. This title could very well be the best shooting game ever created. That sounds good. If it's the best shooting game ever made, maybe I'll give it a try. and not as fun as Starfox 64 oh nevermind the most exciting part of the Indiana Jones game is the movie scenes they are awesome waaah outdated footage boring interstate scenes oh okay don't worry apparently the footage Fixed controls are now terrible, while the dual stick control is ideal for situations like Robo seems unnecessary for actions like swinging a net to capture stray monkeys swimming controls a quarter turn too sophisticated and cumbersome well oh thank goodness you told me I was about to spend £50 on the game this weekend the control isn't bad maybe even uncomfortable oh but no matter how many contradictions you encounter nothing will prepare you for the millennium falcon the millennium falcon or when players in the clinton years believe in an opinion so strongly that they stick to it despite all the backlash and then having to make another video aimed at angry fans, like what they did with Final Fantasy Seven, the original review they did of the game is, to be honest , pretty tame, especially considering how beloved that game was when it first came out.

Basically they say that the game from a design point of view is exactly the same as the previous ones, that the story is not very attractive and that the sound and music are not very good, all good opinions even if you don't agree with them, but The funniest thing about these two videos together is that the original review was submitted by a totally different person. Square certainly had to make some sacrifices to make Final Fantasy 7 a reality and then George arrives on his shiny white steed ready to defend those opinions in the second video which tells me that he wrote the original review he knew it would get hate and that's why he hid behind from another host for the video review and then got into a big fight with that other host after he received the backlash that forced George to continue. with an apology video to be fair to the guy, although he defends all the original points they made and even expands on them a bit more, so fair play to them for not backing down and seeing him say this with a completely straight face does .

Worth a watch on its own Final Fantasy 7 is far from the near-masterpiece its critics and fans of the game have been calling, yeah, it sucks, the nerds would be going la-dee-da crazy, although one of my favorite comments What he ever does is in the Star. Fox review where it says that the game control is so good that you will actually notice how good the control is is so good that you will notice that the password will allow you to start the game with everyone saved except Morticia, okay, seriously, why It makes sense to give someone a review if all you're going to do is ignore the entire game except the ending with the STC code.

Jade bubsy can go to stage 16 and meet Queen Wally. You can't call yourself a gardener if you jump. your neighbor's fence steals his flowers and then plants them in your own garden, although Bugsy is easy, the game is still an egg, so first of all you like Bob, look / and second of course the game is easy because you tried the first level. he died over and over again and then it happened at the end. Is this person real? The Addams Family has a great ending. If you use the password, you'll get there in no time. Basically, you've spent $60 to watch a load. of 16-bit fireworks that look like saliva, why are you so proud of yourself?

It's fun and easy, and with passwords for each of the eight levels, the game goes quickly - of course, it goes quickly because you skipped it all. a Super NES classic but easy to beat with a code. Oh, is it really easy to beat the game with a code? You don't say, we're not sure, but we suspect there are 14 worlds with three levels each. See, you see, if you keep skipping the entire game, you'll be stuck just guessing how many levels the game has. You can't do that, that will send you straight to Dracula without playing any of the levels.

Jesus Christ, I think I am. Driving you crazy, this same code will give you five lives. Oh great, I always wanted to know how to get there, but again, cheating ruins all the fun, so don't cheat, then Muppet, two secrets in the first level can destroy the otherwise great difficulty. level, you don't need to use the cheat, just someone makes you, you're addicted, I need a cooler helpline, the only way to win is to cheat, and when it comes to this marathon video of quick Super Nintendo game reviews, He does it, my God. the cheating comments are so abundant that it borders on a parody video.

Actually, I don't know if this was a joke or not, you can cheat to see all the endings very easily, but only if you cheat, you will be quite easy to cheat by leading the game. it's a piece of cake with the clues expect to win only with major cheats really hard to beat without the codes hard to match with the codes you have to cheat to win and sometimes if he doesn't decide to skip the whole game he's checking he'll just use home screen demo images because it can't play the Goes Hollywood place or give such useful clues like, to succeed in this, you have to avoid the boss effectively and hide many times.

Thanks, I didn't realize. I was supposed to hit the boss and not get hit by the boss. Bad players will think the plane control is poor. My good players will think that the game control is good. Thank you. I didn't realize I had to learn the controls before I got good at it. In the controls, the key to success is to reload any time you are not shooting, thank you. I didn't realize you had to reload your gun to get more bullets. Press the triangle to capture the cubes. Press the triangle to capture the cubes. Press the triangle to capture the cubes. capture the cubes were a small gaming team in the clinton years, they even tried to add their own voices to some video game scenes to show us how fun they were. 5 seconds to self-destruct.

I'm talking about being funny, yes. I've seen a lot of the jokes these guys tried to pull off over the course of these nearly 300 reviews. I'm starting to get chills and I actually understand that comedy is subjective. You know, we love humor. I personally found myself. laughing at each of them, the bugs are bothering, ahem, which is ironic because the bugs are bothering, but not for the reasons they want, a trap door opens and I am thrown into the depths of this disgusting old infested cellar ofcockroaches. building is just kidding, no matter what, we're still working on public television though, so we need to cut down on the profanity about Snowspeeder kicking a major, you know why, okay, before I go clinically crazy, I think it's time to Let's finish the games. in the Clinton years, boy, what a trip that was.

I'm not going to lie, wading through the mud of over 1,300 videos to choose 287, but then I

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555 in total to make sure the copies were actually copies, yes that melted my brain, but I hope you laughed because I yes I did and again don't harass anyone for this video it's not a hate campaign because let's be honest the more hate you send towards people like this the less we will see it in the future creams are they worthy or don't let people put pressure on themselves because otherwise you will have nothing to be ashamed of. Namco Museum Volume 5 includes a perverted gallery, I mean, kind of a cool gallery, did George just let it slip that he thinks Pac-Man?

The museum is perverted, well I want to be fair Miss Black, when it comes to George himself, although well I don't know what he's doing, the guy basically has no footprint on the internet and now looks like Conan O'Brien with salts bathroom Some relatively recent interview videos are floating around and the Navigator channel tried to make this weird alternate reality game related to it, but I have no idea what that has to do with HD edits of full game episodes in the Clinton years. I'm not sure, but then again, like George Woods' fantastic reviews, I don't want to be sure that demons are easy to be or I just want to be left in the dark.

I want to be confused because it's more fun that way. and it makes this show look even more like a lost episode of creepypasta that aired on TV, scared everyone, and then disappeared forever. Would George exist? It is real? The lack of cosmic leaps. Cosmic may not be a real word, but that should be your guess. is as good as mine before I go, I will now show you in full the best review of this channel, enjoy and remember everyone, if you don't play this game, you are not a real gamer, follow me on Instagram. and Twitter I need validation special thanks to my executive producers on my patreon page in the description below Matthew Hubbell TARDIS type 40 EXO Peace Brandon Butler Williams ramen wolf 1485 red-eye critic ad Thornton Smith Mitchell Reed far away rules skull man basal Daniel and Alex X Shadowhunters EDX, the game shared the slow Punk Steven LeBlanc and Calvin because Keller Stan not having hair made me look at the area.