I WAS MY GIRLFRIEND'S ASSISTANT FOR 24 HOURS

Alright, a while ago I made a video where I was changing the system for a day. Now a lot of you asked me this and it's not like you know the way I always say it. Oh, many of you want to see this video. but actually you have asked for this video and you want it to be persistent for a day oh how good is that mess pointing to the bathroom. I took a nap. Okay, this is my bathroom. What Dom? I hate you, I hate you so much. It's disgusting you're slow I need this I'm rich what's up with these pins? you mean the drawers this is my house I mean it was actually very quick and easy to be fair okay you know what I've done look how clean that is now so fresh and so clean clean okay your majesty it's clean, well, now it's okay, I don't know, I finally uploaded it, that's good.

Jenny made me do physical activities well, so yes, I will quickly do it, I would be worse. sis, you know, I already mentally set up what takes you so long on the site, that's it, 16 seconds and I already have a video, well, you're just illuminating the ceiling, dude, are you supposed to legitimize this if you were bouncing ? Don't you know about bouncing rays? Don't know about the 45 degree facts? Yeah, well, it's an angle. You're fine, yes, but your camera is charging, so you know it's ready. Other than that, yeah, Josh is saying okay, yeah, now. those ma'am by the way no mom we're just leaving yes ma'am they are filming the video well it's loading so while it's loading I won't use what do you like I would like some freshly squeezed orange with a little strawberry, we have the juice, We have mine too.

I'm sure she likes it, they basically said it's not normal there, this juice, here you go, your majesty, I prefer that to moms, they called her weird, so having it there like me. It was like how can we get this, this and this? And I like cats, to be fair this is actually a lot better than JJ's, right, JJ's, he made me melt down Maltesers and then threw them in the bin, Charlie, it's done. I'm tired, this is where you are oh, I just got kicked in the balls, ah, this is Hugh, can I take Gil?

Okay, let's shoot the video of him, the next one, yeah, it's a filter, oh, the way you taught me, but I'll say that and see you next. video go since it was a very successful video and I have run out of more videos. I'd like you to think of 10 video ideas for me. I'm struggling with ideas to get those gears turning again and I'm also seeing paint now. So go get me some knowledge? That would be cool, okay, we found it all, it's scary, stripper red or like a glass of wine, what do you think, buddy?

I'm close to stripper and he said he loves orange. Okay, that's another task done. I have you now purple I chose please don't be red it's orange that's not the color I despise for now so okay which red is the one you despise yes like red now definitely didn't say we should have no she's red in the store which It was the name of the red stripper the exact name I don't want this to get on my pants what was wrong with that just and that's a weird place to start why did you pull out a vase did you do what you mean I wanted to be orange you've ruined my job in that and that makes me look bad - remember, I think you look elegant.

I've seen Freya wear this color before by the way you have a type that's why I chose it when she insulting whatever it is she tells you Freya okay so video ideas we need 10 video ideas so you know how you painted my nails so beautifully, so we went out, yeah I'm sure it's fine, so we went shopping. I don't like the shade, let me change it, we went shopping, we got you, we got your nail polish remover, you need these too, okay, I don't know if you'll like your baby, which isn't that expensive, you know, I'm so grateful for winter. of thought in it's a tick-tock so my tick-tock is that small I'm going to find out right now this is how we put our heart and soul into this are these pants you spend on this feel free not to remove the tag. of wanting my money back because it's Oakley.

A single woman reveals herself to be impressive: what did you churn with butter? It was better, right, I bought a my. I feel like I think there's a way to do it better. You look Amish, yes, exactly how you look. I don't have electricity or a mirror, in fact I'll get you something else, well I think they're pretty, okay, I'll be honest with you and say I only chose the bottom because any size 4 could fit together, okay, Scott like this and the top drum. it rolls well, but I mean, it doesn't work together, this guy is that she doesn't matter, this is too big because she has a belt, so she could do that.

We're done, my day is over, so your date, oh yeah, nine to five, no, it's five. right now you can have a two minute break, that's workplace sexual harassment on your part, yeah yeah, so I have to make 10 video ideas, yeah I have a few, the first one is nude singing, okay, I see where this is going, so naked. naked gymnastics different naked yogurts that are FIFA because I know that's going to be banned so maybe that naked yoga and Nikki just being naked I think maybe none of my other ideas yeah, turn something into other genres that we've done, yeah, do a song without hearing it, okay, yeah, I gave my day making a song with household objects, yeah, yeah, I'm making a song using just your voice, so yeah, that's all I have now, it's almost like I I will make a living on YouTube.

I'm angry, right, I'm really hungry, so I think you shouldn't be able to cook for yourself as a punishment. Well, no, I'll sit them in the opening, but I'll watch them while I relax, so yes. You can roll me over like an uncarried baby if you're going to kick me in the balls again. Oh, you know, Martin, there you go, thank you. You see, okay, we only have one body variation, but how does it connect? For us, it's okay, Todd is obviously a vegetarian. I have served my sentence, but I have the vegetarian e, which is easier for you to have firmness, whether your feet burn or not.

I don't know, sherry smize, sweet purpose where I welcome your cookie with a song when you can. some chicken for Jesus. I'm going to be honest with you. I do not know what I'm doing. I don't cook so this could be horrible. We cook because someone has sex with animals. That's what the vegetables did. I did. for a year enough smoked barbecue, okay, yes, I have a secret, it's good cooking, it's about putting love into what you cook, so I recommend that you have sex with your food if this was real chicken, but the seasoning of my meat is ready, boom, pepper time, squawk.

I didn't even think quack was a thing for four years until you started doing really yeah, it's not necessary, it is, I don't have to drink my own urine, but I do it anyway because I like to try a sterile, it's okay, so boom. I'm part in a moment, everyone feels this pressure, you know, they feel pressure right now, sizzling is making because of the noise. I have two people sitting in front of me with a couple of cameras looking at me, what a sense of how much it scared me. I didn't raise the oil in the pan with a fork or beat, okay, she's checking, I'm going to beat, okay, just a future whisk, not much, the charlatans are ready, I definitely did all this on my own, we're fine today, you know, yes, sous chef, yes, sous chef.

Okay, that's it, I'm just saying this is the only time I cook dinner for Thalia, so now we just have a taste test, you know, you know what? Okay, you can film me while she takes a bite. Okay, Jesus, cry, those were Bob's outings. God, look now, the hospital tears are gone, so mmm-hmm, well, I'm done here, please, his paws bark. Alice, we actually have room for John too to film, yeah, yeah, okay, we can stop filming, let's see. They have summoned me. What animation am I not doing? You are serenading yourself with the song. I want you to write a song that she can, but for my EP, she knows her stuff.

She knows the one in the relationship with musical talent. She knows what she is. I'm on my this track. You know I'm saying how. many views buzz Gordon no that was funny bad Simon Randolph yeah can we make a song for Talia yeah right yeah he just takes that like it's him yeah she was the song for her. You know, a four-bar, eight-bar local thing that she came out in percentage of the track if she uses it. I'm sure she'll give you a percentage. Thanks, fool, yes, yes, the first January is clear, I just need the concept, I'm thinking.

Light or just Holly, what is your interest? Goodbye, daylight and don't say, I should come and look, oh, so at night, yeah, I'm not playing either of you, you'll be dead in the morning, wasn't that what I was talking about? the similar race Leatherface hillbilly faceless leaves her own shoulders you know I think that's what you know she can do that twice repeat yeah yeah of course you can do the bus they got me and you in the verse yeah we would supervise my daylights come on, yeah G, okay, so I'm going, yeah, d, okay, just a course right now, yeah, it's just a chorus, yeah, you've done a full chorus with a random analysis.

I'll say, I'll say, I help, definitely, something about help. a lot of help C, okay, so everyone sing it. I'm not even giving you an introduction as an intern tonight. I give them a contest. Okay, spit out the difference. Your normal style without knowing your star Scott Warren normal, so follow my fall. It was like disgusting. So we thought, What is Talia like? What did you say before that you like her? What daylight spirits concealer? Hello, I'm playing with you, you survived the night and I will jump into the race with you like a Rolls-Royce that has stars. your eyes in the morning or you will die in daylight this is a warning not only do you get it for free which is great it will also give you a scholarship yeah Jones that's fine it's at least a million yeah sorry , lease, yeah, where are we going.

Come on, we don't need it, I mean, yeah, so I'm trying to watch the Chelsea Arsenal game and Talia texts me saying she's thirsty. I think you were actually a good boss now that I think about it, oh you really were. a good boss compared to Talia she's horrible there's nothing about the break thank you can I go don't just say that enough okay maybe there was water 20 minutes later what you want is not I need you to do 10 star jumps me that was so important it's important now why do you need to ask questions to do this our jobs okay two three four yes six seven eight nine ten thank you can you go uh did you finish your broadcast it's midnight yes please can I finish I'm tired okay good bed at least arrest just occupy something horrible since you Like, that's not how it was, you just added more logo, yes, I want a jump of ten more stars.

I don't, so I won't use your smile at all times because you know, a bigger smile. less sarcastic, they don't turn their teeth, they go away, yeah, you're okay, you want me to rub them, he tries, but then I'm done, yeah, this is weird, not now, yeah, yeah, I'd let you enjoy it, but it's okay , Alright. Okay, you're done, yeah, but yeah, but you're done today, John, consider yourself officially good, that's all for today, thanks for being the boss, if there's anyone else, you'll need to be an

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and then go yourself, thanks. to see peace.