I Tried Working As A Public Toilet Reviewer …But This is The WORST Bathroom EVER

kill it, I must do what the

bathroom

tells me to do, don't mind me sir, I'm just writing my review. Maybe I'm giving it a 10 out of 10 just because you get free grenades here, sir, oh my, oh that's right, you read. title correctly, I will once again be leaving youtube to become my dream job, a

public

toilet

conductor or a

public

toilet

conductor or a public toilet conductor, same thing and you could be like Lauren, that's not a real job . Hush it's okay it's a real job if you look on youtube public toilet review the

worst

public toilet

ever

reviewed public toilet review exists okay it's one thing and look I already have my work uniform so when I go to these public places to see their

bathroom

s, you know how important I am, I am very Important, I can make or break public places with my reviews around my neck too.

Each bathroom inspector uses his shield. It's a wave. That's also why my shirt is blue water. We are actually an accredited bathroom

reviewer

. Well, I was sent to

this

public restroom specifically to review because all the other

reviewer

s haven't returned, so we don't have a review for

this

place, so I bought my handy review book. one more time and my pen let's check this place okay I'm here please don't destroy the bathrooms that's always good when people tend to do that what is this legal notice eviction order? We're in Boston, yes, this public bathroom. it's in boston, massachusetts okay if you want to check it out probably the reason you're watching this review right now you want to know if you should go to this place or not i'll let you know the trash is overflowing overflowing underlying three times , hey.

What else is this bathroom for your convenience? Keep it clean, wash your hands, don't steal toiletries from the bathroom, don't destroy the toilets, you're being watched, hmm, are there cameras here because that's a huge violation of privacy, oh my god, this is a huge violation. wait huge like all my adjectives huge safety problem I live open wiring around the water are you trying to kill someone? try why what does it do I'm not stupid enough to try again you killed yourself now the mysteries of this place will n

ever

be solved oops try number two oh it's keeping track for me okay let's try this again Oh, it's already fixed, who fixed it?

I don't know, can we use it like shit? Oh my gosh, okay, so far. I've lost two bathroom reviewers on this bathroom attempt number three. Okay, is it solved? No, deducting points from the bathroom, as it has killed three of our reviewers so far. Okay, I'm not touching the damn hair dryer. There is garbage. Try it, okay, wow, cartoon water. It's my favorite guy, it's okay, it turns off the drain, it's pretty good, trash is everywhere we care about our customers, four and a half stars would poop here again, well, we'll see whose this is review from the people who own this business.

I can't trust them, you can only trust Lauren Z Side's bathroom review channel. Okay, have you seen this man? This man is a war criminal. He sounds important. What does he mean? I'll throw this in the trash. I don't want to. I have to keep it clean here. looks like there's someone there hello sir, sorry, it may have been surprising that he's been talking to himself this whole time. I am an accredited toilet reviewer. Please let me do my thing. Thank you. Okay, the most important part. from any bathroom review use the bathroom better close the door yes chapter one hand my hair no, I don't have hands, but my thighs are fantastic, I've been

working

out a lot, do you know what those squats mean? um toilet paper because this is empty here you're interrupting my bathroom check sir press c to cry.

I try to make it seem like my job is really cool, but I'm just the person who goes and checks public bathrooms and people make fun of me. of me, I did some important work, okay, it's important work, okay, pull myself together, this man needs my help, wait now, I don't have any toilet paper, oh, there's something in the trash, I guess I can use that crap, oh, Don't leave it so bad. I can't read, what does this say? I don't know now you all might be wondering if I can't read, how have I been writing all this time?

Plot holes, huh, well this is my review so far, can I get up? Please, oh here we go, no, well, I don't know what I would rate that experience, they told me to leave, I can't, where's the door? do that, I'm going to report you to the bathroom authority, sir, don't show them what got you wet, what am I looking at standing, yes, you can jump, oh, okay, they're looking, oh God, oh, what is it? this oh my god you took a photo of my legs without my consent chapter two vent what do I do with this oh can I take photos sir this is very unprofessional but say cheese yay oh god I'm trapped I'm trapped oh I broke it I only have the camera oh God, oh God, help, help, what is that, what is that, what is that, what is that, evidence of how no, take the camera, oh no, hey, no, boom, you were crushed by a tentacle, now the mysteries of this place will never be solved, it's the mystery, it's not that there is a giant tentacle attempt number five, okay, I'll get this review, what does this say now?

Sorry for the last time, it's already fixed. I don't know if I trust you, I mean further review. I have to know if the dryer works or not. Don't use the hand dryer please, okay then I need this. I will use it at the event. Yeah, boy, get out of here. Sir, you're welcome. What's here? More toilet paper. Kill him. There is no bathroom, no, there is no bathroom. the bathroom tells me to do the bathroom he sees me as an authority figure because I am an accredited bathroom inspector sir I must do what I'm told okay here we go how much time I don't have much time okay now I know I know I don't have much time , okay, let's take that and then we'll take this, don't mind me sir, I'm just writing my review.

Maybe I'm giving it a 10 out of 10 just because you get free grenades here. Lord, oh God, how do I throw it? Oh, God, attempt number eight, okay, maybe I need to be right next to him, like on this toilet, and then we just drop him because I don't think you can throw things so I can. I don't quite understand, here we go, sir, I'm sorry, no, oh wait, I did it, oh, you killed your partner, now the mysteries of this place will never be solved, I mean, I guess I did, I thought I had dropped it again. my store is fine, so don't kill him, don't listen to the bathroom bathroom, how dare you guide me wrong?

The door is still here, oh, I think I can go. Can I, oh, did you get out of the bathroom without destroying a toilet? what I have to do I know I have to do what you tell me not to do I took an oath I took an oath as a conductor You are banned from the bathroom for destroying a toilet No, oh, I broke my oath The only attempt number 11 The only thing that I should have kept watching okay two okay we have five two time is definitely running out where the tentacle comes from oh god oh I killed it oh I killed it oh I have sushi I don't think it's rice Disgusting, I'm just going to get out of here.

It worked. Oh, I could have pretended there is a hole and entered the void in case of emergency, only for yellow doors. Okay, so so far we have two numbers, this one is written in blue. so I'm going to say two, okay, so we need there's a five that's pink, okay, you've got to be kidding me, are you kidding me? Try number 12. I have to do it all again oh oh scary text oh oh god nine died. of cringe okay then green is nan three more oh god oh it's still going to come I'll get it yeah just try it just try it I did it how do I get there? oh there we go through yellow doors just take care of him oh this guy, right? click to be a gnome, what does that mean?

It hurts a lot more when I die now because I know I have to do it all over again, so the only number that is perfectly face up is seven in a couple of spots, maybe the number isn't, it's not perfect. although we're only going to put seven for now because why not? Why do we need two yellows? Do you see that I have been trying things? Oh, it's so dark. One is fine, one is yellow and then I found out there are six. from the loading screen, duh, let's see if this is correct, what did I win or am I about to die?

I won oh oh oh and that's it? You're back at the party. Okay, I checked the bathroom. I'm sorry if you didn't arrive. all the answers but at least it was fun oh and I think I owe you one more ending here what was said you can walk if you want and then just press q when you're bored okay, what happens if I press q? I think I got my review. I looked up that the last ending 12 of 12 is only if you bring the gnome with you and the gnome just sits with you at the end.

That's it, that's the other ending, but yeah, I missed like three endings. all similar to the ones I already have, so I think I have enough to write my review. The Toilet Chronicles. The toilet gets four and a half stars. Wood Hoo Hair again. I'm just going to copy the review that was on the wall because that's the one that makes sense to me. I really enjoyed this bathroom, but I deducted half a star for all the death, but if you want me to review more toilets in the future, be sure to leave a like before you go and if you want.

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