I Tried SURGERY on Vegetables in Fruit Clinic Because it's 2020 & Nothing Makes Sense

I'm going to cause you so much pain! MUCH PAIN! YEAH. Okay, remember the avocado couple? Roll up the clip! Oh, she got angry, my God! ARREST! Yes. Remember that? Well, imagine that, like an app game. I know, you can't, right? What a pity! Exists! And found it! And it's on the top free app games lists right now, and has been for a while! I didn't think

2020

could get any worse, I don't know why I keep doing this. So, I guess I have to try this app. Fruit

clinic

! Oh yeah, this looks lovely. Oh yeah! I do not know what it is!

By the way, I thought I had some kind of

fruit

t-shirt, like a t-shirt with some

fruit

on it,

because

everyone has at least one t-shirt with fruit on it, right? Uh... But I didn't have any. I had this one with bears. And everyone knows that the closest thing to fruit is bears. So yeah, leave a like for the fruit bears! Do it now so I don't feel self-conscious about this decision. Also make sure to subscribe and hit the notification bell. Do it for the fruit bears! Alright, I still don't think I have a full picture of this game, so I think I should watch the trailer first, which has six point six million views.

Why do fruits with faces do so well on YouTube? I don't understand. Game Audio: Let's go! What it's taking so long? Can't you see he's suffering? Do something! As? Can't you see he's suffering?! Do something! Cut it off! He's in pain, do something. I'll give you more pain so you don't worry about the pain from before! This game seems stressful. Game Audio: Now gently, you're hurting her. You're hurting her! Well, I'm sorry sir, I have to open it, okay? How am I supposed to do that without hurting her? Game Audio: Be careful! Lauren: Oh my god, it's a baby!

Game Audio: I'm... I'm a dad? Wait, I didn't know that? He didn't... Didn't he know she was pregnant? Are you sure it's yours? Game Audio: Hey, check it out with those! Do you even have a license? Lauren: No. Game Audio: It's going to be okay, baby! Game Audio: I swear, if you leave a scar... Game Audio: I'm so glad it's over, come on baby, let's get out of here. Okay, now I hate this couple of eggplants. Okay, sorry, now I hate this eggplant couple's husband. You shouldn't yell at a surgeon, who is performing

surgery

, at your baby mama!

I also took a look to see if anyone else has made this game yet, and most of them are like 'Noob Pro Hacker', Noob pro hacker, Level one, level nine, nine, nine, nine thousand Level zero level nine. ..It's all like, Level One Hundred! So yes, I want to be a hacker in this game. Does that mean I have to play a hundred levels of this game? Oh my God, let's see. We'll see! Alright, I paid for no ads, but I have a feeling I'll get plenty of them anyway. I don't need anything to distract me from my important

surgery

.

Oh no! What's wrong with you, little apple man? Wait, wait, but it's all sewn up. Do I have to unpick? Oh, no, I... it's okay. You're... you're all fine! Hurrah! I opened the tweezers. But I have to see an ad to get... what kind of ads did I pay for to not have them? Oh Lord! Ok nana, what do you have? Oh, it's a little worm! Oh I got it! Oh my god, vibe! Oh, I don't like the feeling! Oh, I don't like the way it feels! Oooooooooh! I did it! Hurrah! A vacuum cleaner. Oh my god, you know this is really distracting me from my work, oh my god, what is this game?

OH LORD! OH LORD!! I'm just throwing people and cats into the fire! I can't believe I paid for this game and I'm still getting ads. It infuriates me! Yeah, let me get a plant to calm me down. That's not a plant. That? I wanted a plant! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Oh, I have to suck out the little worms. Oh, sucking on the little worms! Hurrah! Alright, let's sew you up! Hurrah! I am amazing! Hello, Mr. Zucchini. Oh, you also have a problem with worms. Urgh, I hate vibrations! It

makes

it disgusting! There you have it, there's the worm.

You're all set, my goodness! I thought, 'We'll take the worm out, but I'll cut you open and see what's inside, so why not?' Oh God. Oh his face! I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry! I'm doing it so slow it probably hurts more than it needs to! There you go! Sorry, I'm a newbie level. Suck, suck the worm! It sounds so strange! I swear I'm a real doctor, okay? I just like to say funny words from time to time to make my job more fun. Alright, based on this, you should only need to watch five more ads.

Oh yeah, let's get new furniture! Oh look at this cool guy! Oh, he's a VIP customer! Which means I need to watch a damn ad? To operate on you? Oh. What did I pay? This game scammed me! Alright, Mr. VIP customer who made me see a fucking stupid ad, I'm going to cause you a lot of pain. MUCH PAIN! YEAH. This actually

makes

me feel a little better, thanks! What is this? What are you going to? What type of fruit are you? I'm sucking your seeds. Which I thought was something you needed in you, but uh...

I guess not. You are welcome! Oh my god, I didn't actually have to see an ad. I will make this very fast and hassle-free for you! That! My God, you are pregnant! Did you know you were pregnant? OMG, is this an avocado? It's a damn avocado. OMG, are you one of the Avocado Couples avocados? Look how happy he is! Here's your baby! All sewn together, why are you angry? Because you are angry with me? I'm helping you! There we go, there's a band-aid for you. Alright, we have an x-ray machine. Wow. Oh. Oh. EW. Is this supposed to be a tomato seed?

Oh, I don't like it. I don't like it though... Oh, I don't like it! I don't like it- Ahh! Urgh! URGH!! Ah! Oh, I closed my eyes, I didn't see what happened! What was thrown? Apple sauce? Oh, I thought we were going to find a baby. Alright, you've got some worms in there, sir! Slice! Oh, you have a baby! That? Yuck! Why does your baby have worms? These tomatoes are like 'Oh, I have a baby!' Thank you!' 'I had no idea!' There you go! Hurrah! Enjoy your baby! Alright, we only have three things left.

What is this? Yuck! You're disgusting! Oh, there's little like barnacles about you. Barnacles are in the ocean, Lauren. Learn your mushrooms! Oh Lord! It's the eggplant from the trailer! Oh, I would have caused you more pain

because

I hate your husband. He was yelling at me! Sew now! There you go! Your baby daddy is evil! Leave him! I just bought a shaver...and I'm worried about what I'm using it for. Because fruits have no hair! Oh. Kiwi hair! Okay, now it makes

sense

! Here we go! Here we go! I love how worried the kiwi looks, let me let him go.

Yeah! Yeah, the waiting is the worst part, isn't it, Kiwi? THE WAITING IS THE WORST PART! When will it arrive? Oh, you don't know! You don't know, right? This game is bringing out something weird in me. Oh no, now he's scared! He is afraid! Oh God, now he's... Oh my God! I will stop traumatizing you. It's fun though. There you have it, your seeds are gone. Hurrah! Alright, just one more thing needed and then hopefully there won't be as many ads. But who knows? Oh my god, just when I said it there's another damn VIP customer.

Does that mean I'm a professional now? Because I'm dealing with VIP clients! Okay, what's wrong with you? Are we just cleaning you up? Are we just a cleaning service now? Oh, let's return some grains. But I wanted to make popcorn later! You're ruining that for me, you know that? Hurrah! What is this? A green bean? What are you going to? Disgusting is what you are, what? Triplets? Tri-TRIPLETS! Oh Lord! Oh, let's take this one. Well, the green bean doesn't seem to be very excited about having babies. Because I was thinking that if they were excited, how fun would it be, if I took one of the babies and just... put it in my mouth!

I'll eat your pea babies. Oh. She doesn't seem all that excited because she just gave birth to three babies. OMG we unlocked everything. Does that mean I'm officially at the pro level? I'm going to say yes. Oh. Oh. EW! Don't worry, we will inject you with grape juice, it will be fine. There you go! Oh, wow! You are much better now! That one on the top right doesn't look so good, don't eat it. No, I already have tweezers, just a different color? Way to try to fool me, you can't fool me. Now I'm a professional! Wow, these fruits are getting more and more disgusting.

Oh my god, he's heartbroken! How nice! I will fix your broken heart. Okay, I think it's pretty much the same thing, I think I'm going to go off camera and keep going over all of this real quick, baby! I'm going to keep going and see if anything changes by the time I reach level fifty. Which apparently is the professional level, but I'm a professional. I don't care what they say, I'm a professional. Well, I may have become a hacker in this game, because I'm level forty-six! Forty-six! I've done this forty-six times. And not much has changed since I last left them.

Anyway, I'm at level forty-six. I opened the eggplant, and there was

nothing

there, and now it's frozen where I can get it close, and I'm touching the clamps and the seam, it's a... I don't know what happened. It was so good that they didn't expect anyone to reach level forty-six, so I broke the game! No, seriously, I went back and skipped those 'Noob VS Pro VS Hacker' videos, and none of them made it to level fifty or one hundred! They showed VIP levels as hacker levels. And the professional was like level twenty. Well, then I'm at, I don't know... extreme level?

I don't even know what to call it! Extreme hacker! All right, let's close it and go back and see what happens. Also yes, this is my office. Watch this! Look at this hacker-level expert office. I have maxed out everything except the station. All right, let's see... Let's see what happens again. Okay, we'll open it for you. He did it again! Ahhhhh!! This time he is angry! There's

nothing

in- What do you want me to do? Are you hoping for a baby? Because you don't have one! I'm sorry! What am I supposed to do? Hello? Aid! Aid!

Guys, I broke the game. I guess I hit a thousand, that's what it is right? Level forty-six. Alright, I'm restarting it again. This is the last time! Alright, I won the game! If you have cleared level forty-six, let me know in the comments below. What is this? WHAT IS THIS? I paid for an ad-free version of this game and I can't get past level forty-six. I'm very good. This is... this is hacker status! I have done! I have done it! I am the only one! Those other videos lied. Alright guys, if you enjoyed this video, why don't you watch one of these videos?

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