I Tried Dating A Virtual Girlfriend ...but She Kidnapped Me in Real Life?!

So I acquired a

girlfriend

, yes, yes, her name is me. Side Z Side Me Side, we are soul of souls, what about the changing eyes that was a small strange day one of the best love story ever? You help me with this, what is fine, so I had never had a

real

girlfriend

before, is it normal? Do you need to clean after them because if I don't want to do this, I mean you are super nice? Why am I spending my money on your food well? Chicken soup, so this is that I hate this relationship Hello Lauren I will buy a cheap television today for you, it is portable and has an antenna.

I would like to take her with me when I go to walk mini games well, what is this wow, I feel that I still do work for you? This is not a game, what am I doing? To buy me a TV, this relationship is so rewarding for me, this is so fun Yay, this is something unnecessary for you, yes, the cheapest and mobile, just what I need, I hope you drop it on the 20th. Hello, Hello, I am so happy that you are also helping me also that television is great, but it is so fast that you stop taking, is it a girl?

I cocon your meals, clean your room, you break things because you will not have any value for the money because you did not succeed, please help me to transfer the closet to another place, Oh, but she made the nice turn of the head, I will do anything for you, honey. To illuminate my

life

here, what could be is that for me, yes, it is a job, thank you, thank you, it is an application to work in McDonald's, please, please make your own money stop making me buy everything Hey Hey Lauren that I have been thinking and I want to see you in person, I would prefer that it is not the only piece that I have in my

life

is what I am not what I love.

You also stop asking me to buy things and work for you oh, you know that I have an idea, oh I hope that I pushed, I pushed, now, now, the lights behind me became red, so this is um, just argument what those games that pirate me were, did you find where I lived, honey? Person, all you are going to do to me is to work and buy your things ah, love note, it is not the same technology, it is similar to the note of the death uh, it is so pretty, although not, it is a trap, do you know that these books seem that they are trying to tell me something oh good, Hello girls, do you just ruin your walls?

No, what is the weather? Hello, oh, okay, more clues that this is

real

ly my son, there is a box of juice here obsolete version of the game. Activated sweet sweet we go home we oh no, it has been lying to me so that I have started electricity at the front door OH no, the lamp scared me of food feed feed on ignition feed and the server batteries and return them to who you are, who are you? It was pleasant, my God, God, my God, my God, my God, all that was kind to you, what is that bots?

A body we are fine, we are fine, we are fine, we are fine, hey, put it, put it, put it, put it, put it well, there is a device. Oh, get me out of here, please put me home, please put me home. It's good to see you, it's good to see you too, oh girl, be careful with your skirt Hello, am I boring it? With your spying, kiss me well, okay, I've finished, I had to do it because I feel that every time I turn turns turns, yes, it's correct, I'm going to do things now glasses, do you wear glasses?

No, but I can use them, surely, are we going, now I'm going to wear glasses all the time? I don't want you to wear glasses? Where did you get where you just put that? Where did he put it? The television could actually have done something. I saw her get it from the TV, it has to be fine, it's a television juice, I have an idea, oh no, what are you ready to take selfies? Oh, what is the knife help me with the carrot? Scissors for what you need them to make this good, Oh, it seems to have the decision to make, I will pretend that you do not see it.

Here are your scissors, would you like a bit of salsa refute? I can only reject the sauce that I would not like the sauce to be too bad with the sauce, the food flavors better that it is true, we can speak before we do not do it, if it is more than there is more than it ends, but that everything that is important is important that you have sinuse. With a knife, of course, but I wanted to have everything ready for his return, so you can't see the long preparations that I love to make surprises, everything looks like a dream, do you intend to escape and forget everything I only thought that everything was very unreal, but you seem quite real, but I am really a real fool, eat and enjoy your food?

What you see and you feel that my heart is anticipated. I'm waiting, I don't want to take the pills. I don't want to take the pills. I do not want to take the pills, maybe this is me to go home, the failure that I'm going home, I'm not going to take them. But the result is usually much more bulky bulky this is a game condition oh simplicity to which you are going to wait, this is a new room, wait, this is a strange room that was not here before it was fine, how did you get so fast here that you were there for me?

No, I was going to say that waiting for the rooms that have changed again, I am not losing my head a little, goodbye, I don't know, I don't know what else, oh what happens, the room does not have time to load, we can play the console or cards choose your choice. I want to go home to me to what I suppose I play in a game with Ah Yep that I now have. Can I choose cards? I don't want to do this anymore, oh my God, Wow, that was so fun that it is my letter, will we thank us very much in my room?

Oh, okay, we play the cards what happened to the portal or what do you call it, yes, where is your computer? I don't understand this game that you are winning. I think I discovered it that I still listen as noise in the background, as if someone was entering my house, so they are the sounds about what that sound is there, yes, what I thought I knew I was listening to something that comes from the closet that is the sound that I did not hear any sound that tells me as if someone is that if someone is in which there is not that there is no fact that it is not necessary to do not have to do it.

Heavy again, oh, I'm afraid of walking for you, I'm checking what is in it, what are you doing? Trust me, what am I doing wrong? I just want you to be with you, oh, do you take away the glasses that I would like to promise that, but what happens next, this world is only these four rooms, they would not be enough for you, will you try to stay with me? To know what happens if I ask about the cartridges instead of giving him the scissors, Oh, it is a different name, now it was different, it was definitely not Carl the first time it is Carl, something wrong, something wrong.

I found some cartridges in the breath. I am going to tell you that I am going to maintain this, keep the scissors. I think I'm alone that I am here, this is where we will end up in a stagnation forever this massacre book here. I don't want your silly sauce anyway