I Survived a Nuke

this is an emergency broadcast seek shelter immediately it was ending what would you do here oh my god come on we have to go come on four come on guys come on grab it take it go go go go go go go go Go, I hope you have a flashlight. I can't see anything here. Oh, it's dark. Where are the lights? There is so much dust. I have it. We haven't been here in a long time. Welcome to our survival bunker. Let me give you a tour, this is what I live. room jumper these are radiation suits every three hours we're going to get a care package and we have to go get it so these are going to keep us safe our room just sweeping to make it look clean okay this is where we have the guys from the kitchen. we have some water, we have filled this bunker, we have the beans, we have the bread, honestly we probably have enough food to survive two years, easy.

I was going to say four days, but the question is how long can we survive in this cave. I already missed the outside, James, so rule number one clean your dishes, how to solve it, rule number two, poop, poop, pee in a hole, we don't have a toilet, that's bad, next thing, everyone has to roll. I think it's a quality time to hang out. I'll have at least an hour of quality time. I think the opposite is fine, rule number three. Quality separation time. If someone wants to be alone, let them be alone. I'm just trying to relax you.

Rule number four. One meal per person. day and as long as we can all get rid of them and respect each other we'll make it, oh who farted bro, I swear it wasn't me, we're going to have to put that on the list of rules, if you fart , you have to suck it. Back, but we have so many beans. I'm about to need my quiet time. I'm here dusting off the dirt. I was just crying from the content. It worked? Should we play some video games, guys? I mean, we have a switch, yes. Jinkies no way bro you just farted on me guys we're going to get the first airdrop and now they're gone we'll be back we have to do this in 60 seconds or it could be dangerous three two one.

If you open the front door, there's no radiation, come in here, yeah, let's go there, oh, we did it, let's open it and see what's inside, guys, we have the box, you have the grapes, you found this skateboard, we have duct tape, that is. useful look calmly at each other you look brutal out there I'm not even going to lie when the next supply box arrives you can go get it okay it looks like they're pranking you. I think we're going crazy here, bro, what? You mean another one, it's only been like four hours of waiting until we get to hour 22.

That's when the real dog comes out. Gabe's about to hit us with that magic. Yes, he chooses a card. All of you lowkeys don't know that Gabe is actually a. magician only thinks of a card, okay, I'm thinking of a card, should I say yes, don't tell me that a card I'm thinking of is a three of Hearts, we have our card in our head, okay, give me one hand? Okay, look at this, bro, no way, seriously. Did you get the three of Hearts? Yeah, oh wait, how did you know which brother? installed requires internet to play not all games seriously brother we don't have Wi-Fi or something like that what do you mean by the end of the world there is no Wi-Fi James you do want to paint tell me how are you going to paint on land?

I'm not going to tell you, I'll show you, okay, those are my graphs. Can you tell board games? Let's go guys. We can play kickball. No, we can not. Do you want to play Scrabble. I'm fine, so they continued. tensions were rising and morale was going down no Wi-Fi the poison I decided to pass the time playing some board games oh my god no someone just exploded what just happened oh my god the fryer exploded bro look at all the beans in the roof beans well, how are we supposed to eat the beans? Now my ears are ringing.

I don't even know what just happened, bro. Well, I mean, the smell of the beans made me hungry. I would love to prepare some food. of butter, put that bread in there, come get you a piece of this grilled cheese, damn bro, it looks so good, you know you're so good, yeah, it's on fire, what's that, bro? I'm pretty sure it's still raw, dude, no I don't know, I was there for a minute, okay, we'll eat it, no, we got meatballs, give us all those meatballs, that seems crazy, dude, put some beans in there, bro, do you have a can opener?

No, you're really good. We got the skateboard guys right, oh I got it, our supplies are running out. Wait, one of the supply deliveries should be ready. If we go see if there's another supply drop, I'll have them ready, bro, okay, let's get dressed, guys. are you going to the abyss, sir? I'm going to the abyss, you're going to die, why would you say something like that? I mean, good luck, oh dude, no fucking way, right there we're going to have to like Sprint, you ready bro three two one, let's go pick this up, oh my god, this thing is so heavy, oh, you found another one like actually i can't believe it bro i think it weighed like 200 pounds are you kidding me open it guys oh my god i understand why it's heavy now hundreds could have died look at the cases below oh my god , you guys need to go to Walmart right now and buy your damn juice box and all the Walmarts in the United States and try some really good apple juice. in the next one, okay, so you want me to risk my life for a very heavy box and I might die.

I mean, you said You're here to have a good time, not for long, only if you buy me. Domino's sold, no. Come here, don't you know, since we'll be here for a while, we might as well decorate the place. I have some pictures, oh this one makes me cry, we were beautiful back then, wow, oh yeah, this is me, my final form, here you go. owned by Nathan Graham we've officially run out of things to do we've played like four different games our TV isn't working you've cooked a lot of food buddy this is that quality separation time other than you're still being here so I feel like we could stay here for a long time.

I won't have much as long as we have food and water. I don't know, it's cool, how often do you like to sleep in a cave? We're going out to look for the last box you two are going out three three where is it? oh there's Ethan bro you know it's dark outside too right I'm going to bring glow sticks they don't like the road so we know how to do it. Come home, green is the brightest. I don't see anything out there, it's Pitch Black, it's probably because it's dark outside, idiot, no, we have glow sticks, this is cool, man, Noah and I don't have to do it.

I hope there is something. well there as a dessert maybe uh another picture of me that looks like this are you ready are you ready ready he's ready they're gone oh my god we don't have time let's use your flashlights that's not enough damn I said that's push it down come on, Come on, we're running out of time, come on, come on, it's already been 45 seconds unless you guys get back here in the next 15 seconds. I'm screaming, do you hear it? I had a glass, the sticks didn't help, we made them, we didn't get it. everything in the box, but we have most of it oh oh, we have a bathroom, where's my Domino's? oh, you have to order pizza.

The deal was that if he went to get the box, you had ordered the pizza. Domino's sold it well, guys, the order says. Two large pepperoni pizzas were placed. I don't know if they'll show up, but ask for this place, so I guess we'll see. No, no, are you shitting? Oh my God, oh my God, brother, I smell it, brother, I smell it. there I film it I don't know why I would film it why I would film it film it there is no way you would put it on the tree stumped oh my god you took it why did you put it right next to my bed the bathroom was supposed to be there elevated brother , what do you mean give me that thing that can spray it?

Spray the poop with that Lysol that smells so bad, oh god, what did you wipe it with? Wait, how did you clean it? There's nothing to clean up the way you have it. white oh my god, what is it like for me? oh, is it that bad? He just did it right next to my bed, we literally agreed that this would be the poop area, he tore it up oh he's bringing it in, move it, move it that way, oh my god, by the way. oh my god bro, throw that out I don't care if we get radiation oh god, I smell it oh my god, you're disgusting bro, okay, I'm going to throw up, I swear I'm going to throw up, it's that pizza that was hitting someone he just hit the door bro mask that could be like a zombie or something bro a zombie at this time bro it's too late though it's okay guys bless you he might die.

I have a frying pan in case he is a thief. hello wait is that a person that person is alive directly in a Domino's Pizza they just delivered the pizza it's fresh it's like it's hot he's getting into his car right now you know what that means the air is safe the world is perfectly fine well of course we are good we are free we are free we are free my God