I Spent $20,000 Advertising On YouTube And Now Everyone Hates Me

What's up, Greg? I hope you are all having a great day! Welcome back to my channel. This, of course, is another episode of Doctor Dan's Crazy Experiment Lab. Because today we are going to do a crazy experiment. So, in case you haven't noticed yet, I have a strong obsession with bad ads on Instagram. Specifically, bad ads for mobile games. So much so, that I now have a whole series of videos where I talk about bad ads on Instagram. Why do these gaming companies make such strange ads? Who downloads these games based on these strange ads? Frankly, none of this makes sense to me and it's slowly driving me crazy.

Take this ad, for example: it doesn't make any sense. I'm not sure how this would make me want to download the game. It basically makes me feel dirty. It makes me want to take a shower, not download the game. All of these ads seem to have one thing in common, and that is that they completely lie about what the game is. That whipping bear? Not in the game. So every time I make one of these videos about bad ads or Badads as I like to call them, I wonder how they could possibly work. But I mean they should, right?

They must work: people must download these games! Otherwise all these marketing companies would be out of business. I mean, when you look at the App Store, most of the games I've talked about in my videos are very popular. So over the course of the next few days, I'm going to run an experiment and do this very thing. "But Danny, you don't have a game" "You're not an app developer. What are you going to announce?" Well, that's a very stupid question and you should be ashamed for asking it, but I'll answer it. I'm going to advertise myself.

And that. Wow, my YouTube channel. I'm going to announce my YouTube channel. I'm going to make three ads: Two of them will be totally absurd, weird, and ridiculous ads, like the kind you'd see for mobile games on Instagram. I'll use all the tropes they use, the weird techniques. And then the other ad will be an actual ad for my channel. I'm going to make an honest attempt to create a good ad for my channel that truly represents what I do on my channel. And using YouTube's built-in

advertising

tools, I'm going to spend TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS (that really hurts to say and think about)

advertising

all of these bad boys all over YouTube to see which one, if any, works.

Obviously, $20,000 is a lot of money and there's no way I could do this if it weren't for our sponsor. Experian has been very kind and offered to sponsor today's video. So thanks to Experian. Stay until the end of the video to learn more about Experian and how it can improve your credit score instantly and for free. So which one will work best? The crazy ads I make based on mobile game ads? Or my honest attempt at making a good ad? Will my good advertisement be good? Will any of these ads work? I don't know. Actually, I have no idea.

There's a good chance that none of these ads will work and this will all be a gigantic waste of time and money, but either way, I'm excited to find out. I could have used this money to feed my family or... take my wife on a nice vacation, but... No, I'm going to do this instead. I think it's worth. Alright! Okay, now that I've talked about what this video will be about, let's talk about the announcements I'll be making. I have covered a lot of bad Instagram ads on my channel and they are all strange in many different and unique ways, but I think I have summarized their main features in just a few points; which I will review here.

The first: cryptic writing. It seems like almost all of these strange ads have some kind of cryptic wording that leaves you wondering "What the fuck does that mean?" For example, some of these ads say "If you do this and that, you'll have legal skills." That means nothing to anyone and yet somehow these ads are getting millions of downloads. I think this works really well because it confuses people to the point that the only way to understand what's going on is to download the game themselves and figure out what they mean. Disturbing images: This one makes me think of that skinned and gutted Donald Duck.

I'm not really sure what the theory behind this is. It's a bit strange. I feel like normally including a picture of a filthy duck in your ad would make people not want to download the game because they'd be like, "Ugh, there are more pictures of filthy ducks in this game?" "Maybe this isn't for me," but I guess some people are attracted to that kind of thing. The bear whipping is a bit anomalous because it almost seems like a cry for help. While you may want to avoid the bear being whipped, it definitely seems like the bear being whipped needs your help; and obviously the only way to help them would be by downloading the game.

Sexualized Characters: I think this one is self-explanatory. If your game doesn't have a big butt or big tits; No one will want to play your game. Unfortunately, I don't feel comfortable sexualizing women in any of these ads, so I'll probably sexualize myself. Well, next: Impossible promises. This goes hand in hand with cryptic wording because they are usually paired. Impossible promises can be things like "You will have legal skills," even though that doesn't make any sense or like I talked about that pumpkin; "You will legally become a pumpkin" As far as I know, the United States does not recognize pumpkins in any legal sense.

So the claim that we can somehow become a legal pumpkin by playing this game is totally impossible, and yet the game promises it anyway. And the only way I can explain this is that some people must believe in these impossible promises? Some people must really believe that if they play a game they'll get to play in the Super Bowl or, God forbid, they'll turn into a pumpkin. I don't know why that's attractive to some people. I guess it's like a bit of escapism: "Oh God, I don't have to worry about my homework or my job anymore if I'm just a pumpkin." "Life would be so much easier if I were just a pumpkin" And then the last one;

There's really no other way to describe it other than just bullshit - this is just a catch-all category for all the shit that doesn't fit into these points. There was an ad I talked about a while ago that, instead of having a title, just said some text as a header. Did they forget to finish the ad and upload it anyway? And they paid to advertise it all over Instagram, without ever including header text. Now, while I'd like to think this was an accident, I feel like it was definitely intentional, so I'm putting it here because I'm going to try to replicate the same chaotic energy.

So we get cryptic words, disturbing images, sexualized characters, impossible promises, and utter nonsense. So since I'm doing two ads, I don't think each one has all of these things because most of the ads I'm talking about don't have each and every one of these things. But I'm going to try, between the two of them, they use all of these things. Very good! Without further ado, let's start making these damned, godforsaken announcements. Green screen! Yes. I do everything in front of a green screen. That will make it much easier to put whatever you want in the background.

So I can have a medieval castle or, you know, Guy Fieri in the background if I wanted to. I don't, but if I did, it might be in the background. Okay, I know what I'm going to do with these ads. I went to Party City, got some props...two to be specific. So now all I have to do is shoot a bunch of shit in front of this green screen and it's going to look really weird while I'm doing it before I edit it because you know, it won't make any sense, but I promise you. once edited it will look even worse and make less sense.

So for the first ad I'm going to spank myself, so I have to figure out exactly where my butt is going to be so I know where to hit. *very inappropriate laugh* Yesaaaahhhh Idiot! Subscribe to the channel. Come on ONNNN Was it enough time? Yeah, I didn't really think about how long this is supposed to last. The short ones are like 15 seconds. So I probably need 15 seconds... of spanking... God, that's such an awkward amount of time to pretend to spank the air and yell at the camera. 😰 Oh yeah, you like that, huh? 😰 Okay, I'm wearing a different shirt and now it's time to have 15 seconds of screaming in agony because I'm being spanked.

Oh, oh, oh, oh dear. Oh, that hurts. Oh hey, can you subscribe? Look, I don't want to give people nightmares. I feel like that will really scare some people, but I mean, I guess that's how you get people to click on your ads. If I came across this ad I would be very disturbed. I mean, I came across this ad and was very disturbed, so it makes sense. Well, for the next one I need to be in three different costumes and look three different ways. Kind of like that Hustle Castle ad where there's the girl who evolves every time and reaches a different level of sexy. *Seductive 80's Makeover Montage Music* Okay, that's enough!

I think we're done recording all the ads, so now it's time to edit them. I just finished editing the ads I'm going to put up and... Uh-oh. I think I made a big mistake. I think I made a big mistake this time. As I was preparing the ads, I was feeling pretty good about it. But then it was time to see them all in their full form. I just had a moment where I thought: There's no way anyone is going to click on any of these ads. I mean, obviously, the two weirdest ones are pretty much available to begin with.

But even with the good ad I tried to make, I feel like no one is going to click on it. I think I accidentally forgot to do it right. So I guess I should show them to you before I post them. Please note that I am also disappointed. Well, first I'll show you the real ad, the one where I described my channel. Have you been the target of deeply disturbing ads on Facebook, Instagram or YouTube? Have you ever seen a movie that's so bad it's actually good? Well, you're not the only one who experiences this constantly.

Please make this stop. I make jokes about it on my channel ~ It's ridiculous. It is funny. But the most important thing is that it is nonsense. Please subscribe to my channel. Well, the following ad is inspired by a few different types of ads I've talked about. Um, so let's look at that ad. You know, you're never going to make it in this town, right? You're stupid, you little weasel. You are a dirty, ugly little weasel. You're not a chipmunk, you're not a monkey, you're not an elf, and you're not a chipmunk, okay? You are a weasel, a dirty weasel.

What do you think? You like me? Would you click on this ad? You can be honest. You have a week's subscription and you are an average citizen. Two weeks subscribed, you are a little fat and you will notice that you become great too. You have sunglasses and a backwards hat and then, uh, A month spelled wrong, I spelled it wrong on purpose. After a month of bad writing, you are as thick as

everyone

and you are also a magician. now. So if you subscribe to my channel after a month of being subscribed, you can be a magician.

Of course, the title is directly inspired by the Hustle Castle ads. "I do everything on my channel" with a bit of a Mmm-face. I hope this really piques people's curiosity and makes them want to click on the ad because they're like, What do you mean, "Everything"? So while I don't think this will convince anyone to subscribe to my channel, I'm very proud of it. I like the overall look. There are many things happening. I feel like every time you see this ad you'll see... you'll notice something different and I think people will enjoy it. Uh, but...

I don't think anyone is going to click on it. Okay, and then there's this final announcement. If ANY of them have a chance of convincing people to subscribe, I think it might be this one just because I feel like it will give people a very visceral reaction. You'll have no choice but to subscribe, so let's check this one out. *Spank-ee Danny moans* Hey, yeah, do you like that? Oh, do you like being spanked like that? Hey, why don't you subscribe to the channel, huh? (Oh, hey, hey, please) Subscribe to the channel, quick! Subscribe to the channel, otherwise I'll keep spanking this little guy! *Spank-ee Danny continues moaning* So... that's... that ad.

Did you like it? Now, I know what you're thinking: "OMG, Danny", "I wish I could subscribe to your channel again because of that ad", and I wish you could too, but unfortunately YouTube hasn't implemented a double opt-in feature yet. . . But if you're not subscribed, the good news is that you can subscribe now. Because you saw that ad. Obviously, it's going to be a little jarring for people to see this person spanking another person and then eventually I turn around and you see I'm spanking myself. I think that will definitely scare people. And then there's the title. “If you subscribe to the good guy,” which is obviously me, “you are legally a pencil sharpener.” I think what will really make people click on this ad, if anything, is how devious the spanker looks and how sad and totally distraught the spanker is.

Now that we have our ads ready, I guess weThe only thing left to do is upload them to YouTube and start advertising them. Well, this is what you see when you go to the YouTube advertising platform and start creating a video campaign. How do you want your ad to appear on YouTube? You can play it before YouTube videos or place it as a thumbnail next to related videos on the YouTube home page. So I want it to play before the videos. Oh yes, like that, darling. Look at my big stupid face in people's videos. And then the next thing is “After viewers click on your ad, where do you want to send them?” Actually, that's a good question.

I have not thought about that. After careful thought, I decided to link the ads to a video. Specifically my first video about Billion Surprise Toys because I feel like it's one of my funniest videos and it pretty well exemplifies what I do on my channel, so if any video has a chance of convincing people to subscribe, it's that one. "What languages ​​do your customers speak?" English, because that's the language I speak. I'm going to eliminate all of these older groups... I think I'm going to play it safe and just do 18 to 24. Parental status? I really don't know if this is important, but you know what the fuck.

I don't want any parents to see my videos. If you are a parent, SUBSCRIBE! It's a joke. You can watch my videos if you have kids, I don't care. "What products do your customers intend to buy?" I don't know what they intend to buy. "Danny González" Hmmm skate team. No, that has nothing to do with my channel. Thanks YouTube, but no thanks. "Daily budget" Okay, so 20,000 divided by three videos, divided by three days, that's $2,222.22 per day, per video. 2, 2, 2, 2 -dot- 2, 2 Oh, this is interesting. Watch this. Well. So this is *laughs* and it tells me how many views...

Holy shit, this is going to get me! It looks like it guarantees I'll get between 500,000 and 1.7 million... views, is that per day? By video? Curse! Okay, guys. This is really starting to become a numbers game. Although these ads are horrible and statistically no one wants to click on them, we show them to a million people each. Statistically /someone/ must want to click on them, right? Well, things are looking up a little. Except things weren't getting better, because I'm actually an idiot and didn't realize those were estimates for a week of advertising and that I would only advertise each video for about three days.

So none of them would get that many views. Good baby. Let's create this campaign! Will you let me tell you how long I want to run this campaign? Umm *laughs* for some reason there was no... --there was no way to tell when I should stop because I said 2,000 dollars a day, and then create a campaign, and YouTube said, "Okay, thank you. We'll take $2,000." every day...uh- Forever." Is there a way to do that? Is there a way to say "Hey, stop spending money on me"? Okay, everything is set. We have three campaigns going here. "Subscribe to Danny González", "Subscribe Spanking" and "Subscribe Wizards".

So far, we have had no views, zero impressions and zero dollars

spent

. I am very interested to see a few things; 1) People who are already subscribed will see this ad, they'll know who I am and be like, "What the fuck is wrong with Danny?" 2) Will I get to see anyone's confused reactions to this announcement? And then 3) Will anyone subscribe to my channel after this? There's only one way to know and that's to wait. So I guess now we'll sit back, relax and check back later to see how much money I wasted. Well, welcome back. Uh, it's been almost two days since that last clip.

For some reason, it took like a day and a half for all the ads to be approved and start running, so all day yesterday I was waiting and waiting for people to start seeing my ads and it never happened. But I woke up this morning, checked the app, and it looks like people are starting to see it. And then I checked Twitter and yeah, people are definitely getting it and I think it's safe to say... people are losing their minds. "I'm losing my mind. When did this become a real commercial? Danny Gonzalez, explain this." Yeah, so I apologize to

everyone

who saw these ads, especially the one spanking me.

I definitely feel like that... might give you nightmares. Many of these responses simply seemed like cries for help from people who can't get the image of me whipping a clone of myself out of their minds. It's just echoing in the halls of their minds and probably will be for the rest of their lives. I also saw people posting about this on my subreddit. I'm getting some very interesting answers here. The strange thing about this is that everyone is obviously very confused. But a lot of people seem to be under the impression that I'm not behind this.

Comments like: "Bro, why is Danny so thick?" That's definitely a valid question. I don't have such fat cakes in real life. These are interesting comments. “Request for Danny to see this,” as if I… am I not the one behind this? Like some other company is using these videos of mine to advertise as their app? And then also "Everyone is spamming Danny with this in every way possible", like they're trying to get me to see it, thinking I have no idea what's going on. I guess this shows how fucking weird this idea is. That no one thinks... that I, in my right mind, would ever do this, but boy are they wrong.

Well. Now let's check if any ads are performing particularly better. Haha what?? *Laughs* Shit. Alright, it's actually quite interesting. So the one with the fewest clicks so far is Wizards with 140 clicks. The one above is just the normal ad where I just tell people to subscribe and what I do on my channel. That one has 160 clicks. And then the one with the most clicks with 195 clicks is the spanking one. I guess when I get spanked, it really generates clicks. A couple of first impressions. First of all, not many people click on ads. It's been shown to hundreds of thousands of people and every single one of them thinks maybe a hundred people clicked on it.

So...so far...it seems like a huge waste of money. But the other interesting thing is that it seems like the regular ad and the spanking ad are neck and neck. More people clicked on the spanking one, but then more people went to my channel to watch a video of the normal one. One thing's for sure, although the assistant ad sucks. I think we can all agree that no one gives a shit about that ridiculously fat wizard. Anyway, that's like the first half day that the ads appear. So I guess let's wait and see what happens next.

They suspended my account. Google ads suspended my account. I woke up this morning to an email from Google saying that my account had been suspended due to suspicious payment activity. I do not know what that means. Yesterday I saw charges on my credit card for a Google ad. So they were accusing me. I think maybe I got my billing address wrong and they just figured it out. Either that or their automated system realized that it was very suspicious that they were spending so much money advertising such fucked up and strange ads. Anyway, I have a little free time now because I had to file an appeal and they have to decide if they want to reinstate my account or not.

So I really hope they do so I can finish this video. But in the meantime, I think we should get a little gloomy for a second. Pause briefly and have a moment of silence. Last night and a little bit this morning I realized that I was actually getting a lot of new people on my YouTube account. I got a lot of comments on my most recent video and the video I linked in the ads and I thought, "Yes! The ads are working, people are accessing my account." It even seemed like people hadn't clicked on the ad.

But instead, they would just search for my name and go to my most recent video. The only problem is that it seems like everyone who comes to my channel just comes to tell me that they hate my ads. "Stop appearing in my ads, you fucking pale ape." "Everyone over the age of 12 finds their advertising annoying." "If you make me look like an idiot, delete your ads." "I hope you die from your annoying ads all over YouTube." "STOP YOUR ADS PLEASE!" "Stop giving me aaaaadddds oh my fucking God!" I think some of these people are confused about how ads work.

Because some of them sound like they're upset about receiving ads in general? Like they didn't know that if my ads weren't there, they would just get ads from another company. Or, for example, I have the ability to stop targeting a person specifically. If I see that comment, I can say, "Oh, this person doesn't want my ads anymore, that's okay!" "I'll just click on his name and say, 'stop.'" I can't do that, or at least I don't know how and I'm not going to try. I guess I underestimated how annoying my ads would be. So I would like to take a quick moment to apologize to everyone who had to see these ads without any context.

I'm sorry if they made you feel uncomfortable. Sorry if they made you question your existence, eh, and that's why we'll take a moment of silence. Well. Although I have received some good comments. "I came here after seeing one of your ads in a Pewdiepie video. Big respect." "What the fuck I saw this ad and said, 'I have to click on this.' I'm laughing out loud." So I guess one of my ads was so strange that it made someone click on it because they were so confused and wanted to know what it was about. I wonder if they were disappointed when I came to my channel and it wasn't just a bunch of videos of me spanking myself or calling you a disgusting weasel.

Well, I'll check back to see if my account is ever reactivated. It's been... three days since. My account was suspended. Three long days. You know, at first I was upset. But in the end, I think I needed this time to think again. have fun, feel alive. And I developed a Southern accent and at the end of those three long days, I knew I was ready to get back to work, advertising these silly ads. So the ads finally finished running. I just stopped them all. Once my account was suspended, I was originally planning on having two more days of ads.

But I wanted to post this video in a timely manner. So, I decided to accumulate the entire budget of those two days I had planned and dedicate them to about 18 hours. So last night and today people have seen the ad a lot. I tried a bunch of different things on the back end of YouTube to try to get my own subscribers to stop seeing these ads, but nothing seemed to work. My subscribers keep seeing these ads. But what about newcomers to my channel? "I hate your fucking ads." But I still think the most interesting reaction to my ads comes from people who already knew who I am and might have subscribed to my channel, but thought the ads were made by someone else. "Danny, they turned you into a mobile ad!" It would be very interesting if game companies had the guts to record videos of me mocking their ads and use them to promote their ads.

I guess that happened with Cody... with Tik Tok, so I could... I guess I could see them doing that. What I find funny is that some people must think there are videos of me spanking myself in front of a green screen, out there? Or me dressed as a magician. A thick dumb wizard out there somewhere, that these game companies could have used to make the ads? But I'm excited that the ads are finally finishing running because you know what that means; It's time for the awards ceremony. Hello everyone and welcome to the first annual Bad Ad Awards or as I like to call them, The Baddadies.

We have a lot in store for you tonight, including finding out who the big winner is. Will the normal ad prevail or will the terrible ads prove that bad ads on Instagram really aren't so bad after all? We'll cover all of that, but first let's talk about money. How much money did I really end up spending? Now, while I had my accounts set up to spend $20,000 total, I didn't realize that Google Ads can apparently decide "No, we don't want your money and we won't show that ad as much as you want." So even though I had all my budgets set up correctly, sometimes YouTube just wouldn't... show my ad to people?

Especially the spanking one? I think the algorithm must have realized that people didn't really like that ad and that's why it was a little hesitant to show it to them. For the thick assistant ad, Google Ads

spent

about $5,600; For the regular ad, Google Ads spent $4,100; And for the spanking ad we spent about $3,300. Which gives us a total of thirteen thousand one hundred and seventy-four dollars... and three cents. So how many people saw each ad? You may be wondering. In total, the ads were shown to Alright. Let's get into the awards. So since YouTube showed each ad to a drastically different number of people, I think the only fair way toComparing them is through CTR.

CTR means click-through rate. It is the percentage of people who saw the ad and then clicked on it. Well, before we discover our big winner, let's talk about the Best Worst Ad. The best worst ad did the best job of being the worst ad. This ad performed the worst of all the ads and should be ashamed of itself. Very good and the best worst ads... and yes, I wrote all of this in unicorn thank you notes, they are the only cards we had in the house. Very good, and the Best Worst Ad with a total click-through rate of 0.26%... is the normal ad!

That's right, the ad where I made an honest attempt to describe what I do on my channel and ask people to subscribe, was the absolute worst! This doesn't bode well for who won the contest, because it's clearly one of two horrible ads I had to subject people to. I think this says a lot about why Instagram ads do what they do (Yes). Okay, my normal ad wasn't that good. It was really dumb and I could see how people would just think, "Wow. This guy is just begging for subscribers," "I'm not going to click on this shit." But I think it says a lot that, as strange as it may be, describing what I do on my channel couldn't top two horrible ads.

Alright, now comes the moment we've all been waiting for: it's time to talk about the Big Winner. The big winner is obviously the ad that performed the best. Is it the ad with the disturbing text messages, the cool guy with the sunglasses and the backwards hat, and that absolute magician unit? Or will it be the ad where I spank myself over and over again demanding that you subscribe to my channel, while the version of me that's being spanked begs you to "Please subscribe"? We'll find out... right after this break. Good and we're back! Sorry, I just wanted to dance.

And the big winner of the advertising competition with an average click-through rate of 0.39%... is the Thicc Wizard Ad! That's how it is! Despite how poorly it did at first, the thick assistant ad actually pulled through and had the highest click-through rate of all of them. These results don't make any sense to me. I mean, didn't I expect bad ads to have better results in the first place? I thought this whole video was going to be me proving that these bad ads need to stop and that the only way to do that is to show that honest ads work better.

So in that sense, I'm totally confused as to why the regular ad performed so much worse than the others. But even between the spanking ad and the thick wizard ad, I didn't expect the thick wizard ad to win? For one thing, that ad is the only one that doesn't even show or mention the fact that I have a YouTube channel! So I guess maybe it helped that the wizard's announcement was more vague. Another interesting thing I want to see is; Did I really get subscribers from this? So I gain a different amount of subscribers each day, so a tiny little change wouldn't show up in my analytics.

The only real way I think I can check this is by going to the Billion Surprise Toys video I've linked to in all the ads. So before I started running the ad, it seemed like I was gaining 30-50 subscribers a day from that video. And the first day I posted the ad, it went up... to 90 subscribers. But then it fell back down to approximately where it was before. So, while I can't be 100 percent sure because it's almost impossible to know, it seems to me that spending about $13,000 on these ads got me about 40 subscribers. So I guess you could say... it was all worth it in the end.

All that trouble I went through and all that money I spent, but hey, what would I do without those 40 extra subscribers? So would I recommend making ads like this? I guess so. As long as they're as vague and confusing as this, I guess people will click on it. Actually, not really because when you look at the click-through rates of 0.39, even though it was the best, less than half the percentage of people who saw the ad clicked on it. That's not very good. Would you recommend advertising your YouTube channel using Google Ads? Fuck no, everyone

hates

me now.

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