I Spent $10,000 Achieving My Dream

16 years ago I was 10 years old and my favorite game was called RuneScape, maybe you've seen the shopping bride meme or this stupid gnome kid on RuneScape, you're an adventurer and you level up 23 individual skills, the maximum level in a skill was 99, if you get to 99 you'll get a really cool skill layer and for some reason I cared about you leveling up skills slowly by doing actions like stabbing things for attack experience, mining things for mining experience etc. , etc., but to get to level 99. It would take potentially hundreds of hours, so a little laser beam never got a 99.

But damn, it's 20 20. Nowadays you can legally buy gold in the game, which speeds up many of the skills. I can spend thousands of dollars creating. my childhood

dream

come true I'll do it for you little buddy you're like you could honestly look at this game right now and think this game looks like a potato well you're not that handsome be very careful who you insult. This game is the best game ever created. I'm currently in the tutorial because I made a new account. oh my god, I'm cutting down trees. Incredible, oh my God, so much nostalgia. oh my god look at me stab this rat.

I get goosebumps. I get goosebumps. I'm currently being Harry Potter and blowing up a chicken. This takes me back. Well, we are done with the tutorial. Now we are in the real game. I'll explain a little more in a bit, but essentially I'm going to spend tons of cash now that I'm an adult and

achieving

my childhood

dream

s. First I will get 99 in one of these skills. I have to like Killer Goblin in Lumbridge for the culture. That's how all of us kids used to get gold pieces back in the day, just keep killing them, you know, stab them, dude, so dumb, what do I get, what do I get by killing him?

Bronze shield, hell yeah, I'm not going to need a lot of these items coming out of my inventory you're all trash we're about to become billionaires so this is the big trade here's where you make a ton of money there's a thing called bonds that can be purchased each The bond costs approximately 6 million gold and the bonds cost approximately eight dollars each, so it is approximately one dollar per million. When I was a kid, the most money I got was 10 10 million, like I played for four years. I got 10 million gold. I just win. 16 million, it's that easy why Will is a laser beam.

All your dreams will come true, friend. This is the first purchase I have made. That's why I address my character this way. I'm officially the fucking Monopoly man. uh so my favorite skill will be Fletching Fletching is a skill where you can create bows and arrows out of wood when I was a kid. This was my highest skill but I never reached 99. The fastest method in the game is to create darts the higher level you are the better Dart you can make the more experience you get ah however it costs around a billion gold or a thousand dollars, fortunately that's exactly what I have, so I'm buying like all the suppliers, like these suppliers cost 450 million. you can't buy them all at once, it actually takes about a week to buy them all because no one does this like no one does three days later, I have successfully gathered all the supplies I need, okay, let's do our first training.

Let's make some bronze arrows, some low level arrows, you can see, we get 20 experience, everything we create every time we create it, hey, we're at level two, it's our first level, that's amazing, oh my god , this is so dramatic, all my dreams are coming true. oh my god it's so dramatic level 10. oh Banger so to get to level 10 it took me a thousand experiences to get to level 99 it's 13 million so it increases as you go it takes a lot longer don't make me case, friend. I just thought your mom could use some company. I played this game when I was 10 years old.

I have the same mood. Now we have moved on to darts. Now you will see how this is much faster. You can see how. This is much faster, yeah look at that sword, much faster, my hand will be broken, although like my hand would really like to be destroyed trying to do this, so there is an easier way to do it, it's called keys of the mouse, so I can select that. like this and doing it with my keyboard, it's not, it's not even that bad, look at the levels that fly by. Players, look, your mom is a big fan and she can't help but look at me and we're done, we're at level 22.

See you ladies, it was nice, nice, nice to see that you guys don't care, dude, just hanging out in the desert with the camel. Wow, we're on our, we're on the iron darts, now these, you can see, these give me even. more room for experience this camel is so impressed I'm actually sweating my hands are going to die oh damn I'm level 31 you go up so many levels I don't even see it happening and we end up with the iron ducks oh boy The forearms are burning, what's up, friend? Talk to me, talk to me literally, I can talk to you apparently okay, we move on to Steel Dots, oh boy, 13,000.

My arms are going to fall off, don't mind me, uh, I'm just hanging out. with a bunch of bananas, oh my god, look how much experience I get. Oh my gosh, speed doesn't seem like it's cheap, but the X, the experience points, you can see it, you can see the speed, all the peasants out there. doing it the normal way, at crazy speed, so I'm having a lot of arthritic problems in my arms, oh my God, but I'm getting so much experience that I feel like that guy from the South Park Water Warcraft episode and we're done, oh God.

God, look, just because you're rich doesn't mean life is easy, but we're 52 years old. Fletching. I'm just going to eat some bananas. I'm a little hungry. They will give me energy. I'm dating some barbarians. I'm not sure why, okay let's go with the mithril, oh look at the experience, even though it's disgusting, it's so good that I can now get up to 400 experience per click. I will do whatever is necessary, young Lenin, whatever is necessary, young man. I wonder what the barbarians think is going on, there's just some weird Monopoly guy in the center of town doing darts like they have to be a little confused right out here grinding, oh we're at level 60.

I didn't even realize account. because I was going so fast I moved to a nice park, you know, nice change of scenery, you want to see some real speed, foreigners made forty thousand level 67, so this will still take me hours, huh, but it's still like that. much faster than any other training method, it's crazy, okay, we're on unyielding darts, we have a hundred thousand to do, yeah, it's getting faster and faster, so I lost the audio for most of the training Inflexible darts, but I like the absolute. chat I am, I sped through it and reached level 80.

Okay, I moved to a church to hang out with some priests. We're doing Rune 370,000 darts. Oh, look at the experience, although it's going really fast now. Dude, I'm going to have the highest forearms on the planet after this, hey, level 90. I have over five million experience, oh god, ah, I'm going to get the last nine levels next to this old man, you can see, I get to like three million experience per hour and these aren't even the best darts, so yeah, it's only like four or five hours, it's very tiring work. Hey, I got level 92. Fun fact, that's exactly half of this entire effort and we're halfway through. and we're at the end point Dragon dots all the experience, it's always fun to see the new experience bomb a thousand, oh my god this could get up to four million experience in an hour, now this is actually pretty wild so I figured it out, uh.

Well then you can play the game on your phone. I found that if I sit here and play like this, it's basically just as fast. my RuneScape addiction but look at me now Look at me now oh that's cool I'm so close to the last Bang we did it. 10 year old girl, we got them, I did it, I did it, I did it, oh my God, I actually am. This is too emotional for a damn stupid skill in RuneScape, but I don't know. 13 million experience trying to call mom, but I don't think she's convinced. Hi, hi mom, I just wanted you to know that I have a level. 99 skill in RuneScape, oh honey, then it's time for you to buy my cloak, so at level 99 you can buy a damn skill cloak.

Why that? Oh my god, I did it. It's time to take off my top hat. I did it. Actually, this is it. how cool, I'm a Master Fletcher, yes, it comes with a soulful look, I'm a Master Fletcher, bowing mate, how cool, yes, we did it 99. happy, proud, happy, proud, little me in total, this me it took like seven or eight hours of effort over like four days and my total bank account is like 8 billion nine billion ten thousand dollars or something pretty sick if you ask me God damn damn I'm a gamer now