I SHREDDED MY HAND!! | Job Simulator

actually no it's not that bad uh and another explosion and then we call nicer action work can we add another explosion? No, okay, let's see what you think. Presentation in progress. Oh gosh, that really scared me. Here we go, everyone gather around, gather around everyone, yeah, here we go, boss. Bots here too, hey buddy, how are you, love. the glasses and the you so you're ready to watch this presentation yeah here's the clicker use the button to review your slides okay I've got it I've got the clicker everyone hello uh I'm I'm Dan bot, I drew.

I drew this horse, what do you think? You like me? Well, let's continue with the presentation. You can be good enough. Interesting. Thank you thank you thank you. Boom, then exp, well, well, well, are you ready for another explosion, guys, bam? we are going well fasinating thank you thank you thank you explosion explosion there we go and good job human thank you very much business thank you very much for the clicker also that can enter There well, then monkeys, what's the next job I need to do? today where are you there are you hello oh who is that cute chain hey human robot number 1011 0 is leaving tomorrow we wanted to give you a going away gift everyone is contributing why don't you give me something you would like to contribute um um this is a little awkward uh I don't know you very well I'm going to tell you what this is what this is how to concentrate on your work and ignore everything else there you have it oh how attentive I'm sure you'll appreciate it you'll do it You'll do it anyway Do you think you could write a quick card to go with this?

It would make it much more personal. Okay, let's do it. Let's get rid of my amazing presentation. Let's choose the birthday. No. Okay, let's do that again. Oh God. No, I didn't mean to do that, oh dear, I can only write ones and zeros, what am I supposed to do? Happy birthday, oh look, oh this feels amazing, that's great, may you have a satisfying anniversary of your maker date, oh, that's amazing. Prince done, we're done. I would have liked to have done an oh, that looks good, give it to me, that's really impressive from Human. Like, there you go, I'll take care of the rest, thanks for helping, don't worry, that was, that was nice.

That's very kind of me I can print more I can I can everyone everyone look I can print birthday cards for everyone who needs one who needs them okay, I have a problem now, can I pick up the one below? no ok birthday cards birthday cards shush shush oh boy I threw the phone away let's not get distracted what do you want me to do uh things aren't going so well we need to find a couple of stupid things we like let's take a look at these employee reviews No I'm looking forward to this, oh no, this is awkward, so we have Cowboy Bots, the stylish Safari bot, no, no, he has a mustache, we have to keep him and the hipster bot, oh boy, I want to keep the people What do I have, oh dear.

I want to keep the people I already hired because that's not fair so I'm sorry you're being fired, it's not my job, well it's my job. Sorry, I just put that in there and this one was saving it. I'm going to buy a new hard drive. I feel so bad. I'm not going to look. I can not look. I can not look. I looked first. My stapler jams and now this, no, he had a top hat, he had a top hat, you guys will be better. be grateful and you better work hard too get in the trash can there we go next in the office coworkers would chat around the liquid dispenser oh no no oh oh buddy, did you hear that b 2272 was fired no, that's notable, Yes, I do?

Hi Bill, did you see the sporting event on TV last night? It was a nice touchdown. It wasn't bad. I knew about that layoff because I did it anyway. Do not talk about it. Here we go, let me just let me have some water. let me try to drink some water, oh here we go, he was doing it wrong. I'm new here, don't worry, let's just drink this, look at these pictures of my many children, do you have children? Human, um, uh, this conversation is getting really weird, I'm not going to lie. Can I take this from you?

No, you can, I can touch it, though here we go, come on, let me print this one, this one is nice, they are much more attractive than yours, I mean, I did. I'm not saying it's not so sweet now maybe maybe it's not so bad it's not so bad can I continue with that? No next job yeah hey look I have some papers I need you to destroy it has to be you for legal reasons I really don't want to get into that um here just look in the case shred everything okay just get rid of it okay right Can you watch me while I do it?

Oh my God, this, oh my God, oh, I died, my

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s, my

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s are. Disconnected from my body I only have one hand so I will have to do this correctly because my hand ran out of battery. I have a robot, oh, there it is back, it's back, okay, let's tear this whole thing apart because this is getting I need to do it quick quick my hand is floating it's so weird um I need to figure out how to do this uh let's throw it come on it worked my hand not my hand, it's floating fast crush all this fast why is there money to be crushed What happens if I put my authorization?

It feels weird, it feels really weird, that's probably why my hand is broken, go in there, oh no, my hands, my hand is there, what's going on? I knew I should have loaded my hands. I need just one hand just to finish this job quick, quick, quick, here we go, we're done, we're almost done. I just found out that for insurance reasons you can't have that much stuff in your Cub oh no so uh you go I also need to get rid of some of that okay my hands are floating away from my body. Now I have three hands, what do I need to crush five things?

This, they don't need to know about the kitten scam. This can go to Oh. Weird things are happening the phone let's put that there my hands aren't even working properly let's put both there let's balance that's two things uh what else can I lift my hand no way no way do I want this hand oh I can't grab that one that will turn off the shredder when you're done, it was close, okay, continue with nothing to see here no, right there, keep it, don't let that robot get away oh. no, that's cool guys, as you can see my hands have run out of battery, oh that's so weird, that's so weird, oh man, that was amazing and I managed to destroy my own hand anyway, I think that means I'm going to I have to finish today's video a little early.

Sorry, but it was really a lot of fun and we have done all the jobs in the job

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so far. We haven't completed them all, but that means we can revisit them and just play around a bit. a little more and that also means we get to check out new VR games, which I'm really excited to do, so guys, if you want to check out more VR, maybe more than once a week, leave a big thumbs up up, that will be great. I appreciate this is so weird it would be greatly appreciated and if this is the first video you watch from me please consider subscribing to join the TDM team today for daily gameplay videos other than that I left everyone.

I left, you can't see my hand, but I left because I ran out of batteries, thanks again for watching guys, I'll see you all in the next video, bye.