I Opened A FAKE Starbucks

A few months ago I got kicked in the door of a Starbucks drive-thru and the worst thing is that they did nothing to fix it. Now I was going to forget about all of this until I received an email from an unknown source telling me that the person who kicked me was Howard Schultz, who is the CEO of Starbucks, so now it's war. I'm going to open my own Starbucks and call it star idiots and this isn't illegal because it's a parody, so how am I going to do it right? I have teamed up with the hot drinks legends at Chaiwala and they will help me take down Starbucks by providing us with food and drinks, but I needed a place to serve our hot drinks and found a car wash.

You're probably thinking, how can someone make a car wash look like an elite restaurant, well we needed a renovation, we made a Starshmucks logo with my face on it, we had signs with unique spaceship branding, we had custom packaging for our mugs We even had a spaceship van made to serve our products and used all this to transform an entire car wash into a smart self-service star. This is how self-service would work. You walk in and place your order from our elite menu that includes ndl's special hot chocolate with a straw. and a brownie, then you will get your order of aj and our good friends at chaiwala, once they get their food and drink, our friendly mascot will reject his customers, throw away the cup and while all this is happening, I will sit inside with chunks. on the speaker protected by the security guard black belt five star ndl officer I can't be flying kicks we're going to war with Starbucks ladies and gentlemen and all good battles need a good speech a few months ago we witnessed a disgusting act that I was fly-kicked and Starbucks didn't do anything about it, so what we need to make sure we do today, my friends, is create the best driver experience, steal all the Starbucks customers from us and then we'll be smart with the stars, here we go, we're not going to do it.

There will be no violence here today, that's why we have our security guard there, he's going to stop those flying kicks, he's going to stop that from happening, because that should never have happened in the first place, it never happened and that's why we started this that's why star spanx is here you could have stopped this Starbucks but you didn't because you couldn't protect me I'm not okay okay but let's remember we're here for good luck and protection guys let's take this series okay one two, three stash brands, now open, most polite drive-thru ever. Could have officially

opened

, yeah, shut up, shut up, ah man, I absolutely hate my job, we're all talking on an intercom, rules, we can all communicate. together, I'm going out to find our first client.

Excuse me, please come to the drive-thru this way. People were ignoring me, they were acting like I didn't exist and that made me very angry, but finally with a little help from chuck the cup we have someone okay a second let's go we have our first customers you ready step forward while You are here welcome to save Mike's coffee how can I help? Well, I want a normal coffee, yes, why not? Yes, I didn't ask for enough. Listen, you understand what you're giving. How about you drive to the next window? That's not what you said. When will I enter here first?

How about you shut your mouth and keep driving to the next window? I wanted a normal coffee with some oatmeal. Am I going to have a coffee or not listen? Stop talking to this guy. He can't speak English. He doesn't know how to speak English here, but he does, so you have reach. here give him a cup and let's fill it with some milk hold it for me now unfortunately he can't he can't hear either he's also dead so he won't be able to won't be able to cure him Would you look our first customer left very happy, but we are lucky to have The world's first self-service facial verification that authorizes your eyes so we can make sure you are a human being quickly now even closer now you too? away nikki oh nikki i can smell your breath from here don't breathe on me nicky nicky nicky nicky please need some mints verification failed you're not a real human being you wasted your time grown woman staring into a lens for no reason what's your name? joseph, okay joseph, we need to check your voice, so can you please put your nose to the lens?

Put your nose to the lens. Yes, I do. Yes, customers who passed their face check got the food they wanted or even a lap dance from Chuck the Cup. But those who failed were attacked hard by a robot that is a robot that drives the car throws the caps throws the cat throws the caps pull the cat attacks the robot should not have stated more about the human race we hate robots, this self-service is on different levels not only can recognize the type of robot, but is also multilingual, unfortunately our man only speaks alfalfa, in He's actually deaf, oh he's also partially blind, did you say you wanted coffee and trouble, did you just say you wanted to suck him off? be him again oh he said he wants to hit an elf do you want a coffee yes just give him a cup of coffee please make sure you tell him tell him when to stop he doesn't speak english some people left the road - embarrassed with milk falling from their vehicles but others ran away They won the jackpot.

What's your name? circle right on the cup um anya I'll put your name on the back can you read out loud what's what he says? says call me If you enjoy these drive-by pranks, if this video reaches 420,069 likes, I will open our own drive-thru ndl, that's right, so like the video right now, do it, please cover that face quickly. I can't hear you properly, you know? Cover your face Cover up We don't want to see your face We don't want that virus that's going around right now Can we hit your car just to see if it works?

You shouldn't be driving on the roads, this man then. he used some kind of witchcraft to miraculously fix his broken horn and then it wouldn't stop beeping, josh, calm down, I'm not sure you're not going to get out of our vehicle and kick someone. Question: Have you ever killed someone on your plane? life oh my god this is the guy that kicked me and if you don't believe me check out this side by side comparison this is howard schultz it's confirmed they are the same person oh for legal reasons I can't show you which one it is my security did to this terrorist, but I can safely say that he will not come back again, but my friends from the nico defense league look what we have done, we have created a space with the best drinks, we have created a space with the best employees who We created a place with the best original designs and we have created a place with the tastiest food and drink.

The only thing that beats all of this is the most important thing: what we have created is a safe environment. Nobody is going to get kicked. Andy is safe here. I'll continue to take things to different levels, we

opened

a

fake

restaurant, we opened a drive-thru at my house and now we're working our way all the way through the nickel defense league. I have taken over the world. Take seeds of what I say and trust in it, what an emotional day today has been. Any words to people like the video, you or I will come to your school and bully you, you think I'm joking and if you are not subscribed.

I'll take your lunch money, yes edl through and through, immigrants have scum, I agree with him, I just can't believe the wonderful things you just said there, but back to the orders please, That's it, where do you think this is? Starbucks, wow ladies, why did you say this was similar to Starbucks? Yes, very different and we also take it very seriously. Because we are stars, we are nothing alike. Different flavor. Different flavor. And to be honest, our brands are nothing alike. we are actually better than them, yes we are better than them, we will take your order, but please no more mentions of

starbucks

.

Unfortunately, the damage had already been done. Our employees were extremely irritated that she mistook us for Starbucks, so we attacked one, two, three. four, okay, four or five, okay, six, seven, eight, nine, let's take it, you know what, yeah, wait, wait, wait, I got you, wait, wait, just take it all if you want it, so let's take it, take it well. Plus she's stealing, she's stealing security, security, security, she feels like she's stealing after this lady, we just gave up, I won't lie, we were on fumes with everyone that showed up, no mercy, why are you petting your car like you Was it cute?

Stop petting him, Howard. I will guess which brahma. You are now excluded from Star Smarts. They will never serve you. Move on, joker, unless you apologize. I apologize. Oh I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Would you like a hot chocolate? We do not speak English. we're just talking, you just told me to start with my mom and I'm wondering why you're wearing a mask in a car and it doesn't even cover your nose, oh my god, her breath stinks, oh oh my god, for people's safety , just don't do it. I don't speak for the rest of the day oh I still smell it but it wasn't all hate, there were these two boys who really captured our hearts.

This guy was on a bike and then he got into a taxi, so he came here again. he's paying for this whole trip we were going to give these two legends the surprise of their lives hello buddy okay two NBA specials yeah you just said nico no he's a nickel no I heard it Nico said, we will not serve you, you ordered. a taxi for no reason if I miss it, will I be able to get up? Yes, throw it out and make it rise. It's OK now. Could you tell the taxi driver to back up a little?

Tell him to roll down the window. What does he do? You want a taxi driver, what would you like? A special nds pressure, come forward, you are going to make the nds bus go forward and don't let it jump, jump back in the car, that joke man again, yes, completely waste your time please, we love. let the boys start star jumping right now no, yes, hey, just for that, have some water, here you go, come here, Mr. taxi driver, yes, we will give you a 20 pound tip if you arrive and drop off these guys right now, there you go. 20 quid right now if you leave let's go now this would have been a happy ending until these two criminals started throwing glasses in the drive thru this is not the place to do those things we had no choice but to activate our security.

We may have had to deal with some idiotic hooligans but overall it has been a pleasure to participate in the idiotic Star drive-through as more people came we had to speed up the drive-through to make sure we could feed everyone . There is only one way. To round all this off, open this path to the legs and not just the cars, it is a tour exactly in pieces that you give away those hot chocolates, ah, put the cups together and, uh, shark, but the most important thing is that someone brings me a hot chocolate straw with a straw, make sure all these hot chocolates have straws, everyone needs straws, that's the most important part right now, that my employees were ready, I gathered the crowd and brought them home while releasing a nation, we fed everyone and everyone loved it.

I've built my tongue like five times it still tastes simple yes it's nice I love it I love this but it's better with the straw yes they have starch marks it's great the service was terrible but the drinks are great incredible, as people said. The service was amazing. Star Smokes has been a huge success but I have a special announcement: this is my city and there is only one man who should run it and obviously that's me, so I'm running for Mayor of London, my friends, you don't want to do it. Allow yourself this one, so make sure to follow my social media and subscribe to the new ndl channel.

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