I'M DRUNK | World's Easiest Game (Drunk Edition)

*Wapposh* UP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADIES, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE AND WELCOME TO... The

easiest

game

in the

world

, which, FIRST of all, I call Mischief on that, because I don't think this is It's going to be the

easiest

game

in the

world

, but ONLY to try to prove it and try to prove something to myself and the world in general. I have my old friend: Jack Daniels here!! That's it- My friend- JACK DA- No, not you! I know you're... Wait, your name is Jack and Daniels? I do not believe you! No, get out of here!

No! Get out of here AND put your pants on! Never trust someone who has two names. That's nonsense from the start. Alright! This is supposed to be the easiest game in the world. So try to prove him wrong! -And...the fact that I know this isn't going to be the easiest game in the world- I'm going to shoot, Well...this is- THIS is bigger than a shot...of Jack Daniels EVERY TIME- I get a wrong answer. A-A-AdictingGames.com has stopped... it's okay. Did you know? This is what happens when you have to use Internet Explorer! Because, oh my good friend... uh friend CHROME- I couldn't use Flash Player for some reason...

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?! WORLD?! I'm stuck here using fucking... oh god. (reading instructions) "I'm-" "Whataaassyyy cat-" Am I

drunk

already? Or is that text just screwed up? "Like me, you will get nine lives" "And only nine" That's actually more than I expected to get Ooookay. "Which one is the United States?" Well... "Is a triangle the only basic shape with 3 sides?" ..Yeah? Okay... "What's your name?" Oh...! Ohhh, look, mmmm... Is this a thing where I write something? - Is he okay, Sean? I got my name right! :D Okay! :D "You walk into a restaurant. In the room there are 10 people" "who are 21 years old", "3 people who are 26 years old", "7 people who are 29 years old" "and 9 people who are 31 years old and 17 are men." "How many people are there in the restaurant?" TEN... ...Right?

Wait, you walk into a... You walk into a room. How many are there in the restaurant? Don't know! DID YOU JUST VOMIT?! Well... "Is this the easiest game in the world?" Technically yes. OH WAIT- I got the wrong answer. Hey... this! *clank* Oh wait, does that mean I have to take NINE shots? Okay, so we'll go a little easy on the drinks, since this is a fucking fat glass- OKAY, BOTTOM UP This is a thick glass... I spilled it all over my face. You didn't see a thing! That was very sexy... "Does a pear bear poop in the woods?" Yeah? ...Okay, this is weird.

This is a game... (yes, Jack, this is a game). They're not... They're not dying. Maybe if I use the bomb... (I don't know, I think GNOME would have been more effective) (heh, references) OMG, this is one of those games where I feel like I just pressed the '4' button! I feel like This is... fooling me...! "The word SWIMS is the same forward, backward and backward." It's not the same OTHERWISE, but... Why not? Let's go with you. You're trying to trick me, game! "How many questions have you answered so far?" Ohhhhhhhhhh... ...niiiine? Because I'm on the TENTH question :D I get it! :D It says it up here!! :D Ah haha! "What is the shape of a round red rubber ball?" That would be a sphere, boy!

Because it's a BALL, it's not a circle! "What is 2 and 2 together?" *funny voice* Twennyyone You're stupid Twenty-two Haha! You can't fool me, game! I have the power of Jack, AND DANIELS with me I have... hemorrhoids. *laughs* "Which one is further away?" "Jupiter, Mars, Pluto, The Moon" Pluto! This is the kind of thing I think about: That's the obvious answer, but are you trying to trick me? Is there any trick in the question? *Breath* "-Words with letters: A pyrotechnics technician should know how to..." fire?? "Plays?" I am very restless. "Hit me in Tic-Tac-Toe." Okay, can I beat you in real life?

That wasn't so difficult! "Turn on the light bulb!" Wait... my lights are already on! Oh oh. Okay, St-er, Stacy and Jeff were making out and some guy was there with some damn binoculars. For some reason... Do I look pretty? Wait! I'm pretty? Okay- *laughs* "What shape is this?" ...Okay... "Which one is an elephant?" "Mary and Suzy ordered a pizza. Mary ate 2 of 4 slices" "and Suzy ate 4 of 8, who ate more?" Neither! They are both halves! Well... Maybe this IS the easiest game in the world! TWO! Oh. One-two-three-four-five-yes-...Six? Oh, we're playing this, right? *counting* Thirteen... *counting* -twenty-three.

Twenty three!? *takes a deep breath* LORD GAME! How dare you?! "Press the K button." Maybe this IS the easiest game in the world! Okay, well, actually I was wrong about one, so... "Swim to safety." H-Ho-How... How...? As? Oh. I'm dead?! What's going on? I thought... People told me to play this game many, many years ago, and they... there were... they made some sly comments about it, saying I was going to fail. I do not know what is happening. Maybe this will go on forever! "Aqua is another word for..." W-Water? "What state is this?" Don't know! Alaska?

Turns out I DID know! *laughs* *high-pitched tone* Okay! "Which one is a zebra?" Umm...this one! I feel like I'm fine! "What do you put in a toaster?" Bread! Isn't that supposed to be that thing where you ask a bunch of shit about bread and then say "What do you put in a toaster?" and then he says, "Toast! Oh, fuck bread!" That would be... -"Okay, smartass. What state is this?" That's Texas! 'Except it's backwards! Because Texas is the "Fu**You" state! Because it looks... it looks like this. I'm not... not against you! I'm not saying anything against you!

Spider, tell him! "Uhh, he didn't mean that. Uhh, I was just saying that-" Thanks, Spiderman. He sits on top of my monitor. You can't see him, he's not in the shot. STOP ASKING QUESTIONS! "This is my dog ​​Blue, what color is my dog?" Blue! Well. I thought... It's okay. See? Now... now it begins. Now it begins. I understand. I understand how this goes. You're at rock bottom too, Spiderman! JESUS ​​I don't know if I'm watching Jack AND Daniels at the same time! Is that a trick question? Well... "There are 8 miles of forest near your house. How far can you walk into the forest?" That?

It's not going in my favor anymore. Alright! *blowing raspberries* I suddenly became a damn weed weeder. Or in Ireland... You see... I said weed weeder because I knew a lot of people wouldn't understand what the fuck I was talking about if I said it sounded like a zee lawnmower in Ireland. We call them brush cutters, the thing you use to cut the grass?! But in Yon'-Derry Land you call them weeders! I mean, I get it, but F**K youuu. You think you're better than me. "Fill in the missing letters to form words in the horizontal and vertical directions." Gel? (Guys, I think Jack MIGHT be

drunk

) Booom -booom Buh buh da buh da OH WAIT "Wait 12 seconds"...

Okay. It's time to take another SHOT. See, the trick about this game is that I wanted to lose. The trick is that I wanted to lose... Because the more I lose, the happier I feel! *blushing noise* *Blows raspberry* Jack Daniels doesn't taste good on its own. *Cough* *Fart noise* "What's-a-number-between-1-and-2"? One point five! I AM A SMART BOY. *slightly shuffling* YOU KNOW WHAT? Come on, bring on failure. The MORE I fail... Th-ughgh... the better I feel. The more I fail, the less I remember. Well, the gunshots aren't really affecting me much. It was all an act!

Uh, "is the moon made of cheese?" Well, this moon is. "Alice is 14 years old." "On her birthday, she gets in a car and heads towards her friend Samantha's house-" Damn Samantha, she's a bitch "At the same time, her friend Emily starts riding her bike" "at a speed of 10 mph to Samantha's house too." "How old was Alice?" Thirteen? "What is a round red rubber ball made of?" Eraser. I have a little smiling emoji! I WOULD like an eggplant emoji because I love that dick. *Breath* Um "A centennial is a celebration of how many years?" Hundred. CENT Errrr CENT (pronounced in French) It's... -Okay, "wait 10 seconds." I'm going to teach you some French.

Cent (French) It's 100 in French! And that's why we have the term Cents! Because one hundred cents is one dollar! Or a euro! Or... A hundred pence is a pound, -but- The United Kingdom is strange. I don't know why I moved here. "Put the ball in the basket." Kobe! "What color is a red, round, rubber ball?" Red! "The word RACECAR is the same word forward, as dis-" "-BACK" *fart noise* UHhhm- Right! BUT IT IS!!! www.what!? Uh- six- by the way- Uhm -I didn't even need to think about that- I'm going to tell you a story about my BIG DADDY Uhm- MY BIG DADDY- -Desmond.

Dead before I was born. *YEAAAAH sound effect* "How many cups are in a liter?" Four. *AHHhhAHhAH sound effect* "How many quarts are in a gallon?" FOUR. FOUR!!! THEY ARE FOUR! I'M SMART! I think those shots are affecting me. "How many sides does a rectangle have?" FOUR. Is it still four o'clock!? *slurring* "If you take half of a spider's legs," fooour! I'm a smart boy! I went to university! Twice! "How many fingers does a human hand have?" You were trying to trick me. It's four fingers and a thumb! But you counted the thumb... as a finger. Because it has a phalanx.

I get it :D Hang up man! Cass-tle! AGHH- damn! A square is NOT the same shape with only four sides! (Huh?) "2x minus 6 equals 12" Two-Three! I have to take two shots now O.o I could take ONE shot, because that's embarrassing. *expletive* "A FROG-" "smacks his butt when he jumps." Yes. "Escape the dungeon!" I'm going out! Did you know!? I'm going to break this down right now. A little drunk... because before playing Cuphead I had a Jack and Coke. So... A little drunk. Soo- Myy... Cognitive... Skills... Kinda FUCKED UP right now SO... I use my computerrr -to cheat! 30 days in September-April, June and November. 31 in September, in October because that's Halloween! --April, June and November.

Four! THAT!? D: OHHHH- The *slurred word* Did you ask how many days in September- -how many days have 31 days? Damn, okay, well, I failed the EASIEST game in the world, but I blame my friend Jack-plus-Daniels! My friend Jack-plus-Daniels. Don't trust ANYONE with a first name! ...TWO names -I might add- That includes YOU, Mr. Cat! I had nine lives... I failed at all nine. Well, THAT'S enough for me! From *this* video- If you LIKED IT!- HIT that Like button IN the face! *breathes* LIKE A BOSS! And- high fives all over the place- Wha-PSHHHH WHA-PSHHHH But THANK YOU guys and I WILL SEE YOU ALL IN THE NEXT VIDEO! *beat drops into ending music* *ending music continues*