I low Balled 1000 motorcycles on market place

so I'm going to review a thousand motorcycle sellers on Facebook Market

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and whoever accepts my offer I will buy their motorcycle because

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are my Pokémon and if only one percent of the offers I make people actually accept, that's 10 incredible, incredibly good . teams and the best thing about this is that it could be anything it could be this it could be one of these it could be two of these yes no no it's no no it's not going to be that no and while I'm doing this I'll be testing my theory that states that women they get better deals than men when the seller is a man, more on that later, but here are the problems Facebook is having trying to stop spammers, which means I can't create a whole new profile page and use Market

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at the same time, which means I will use my own Facebook profile.

However, I will be changing my photo to a person someone once said I look like and that is Eric Manning, so I will use the same basic type. inconsiderate speech across the board for man and woman, so I began the long and amazing process of criticizing everyone who sold a motorcycle within a hundred miles of Nashville and here, with my basic speech, your bike is super cool and I know that every detail is worth it. $4,500 is what you're asking for, however my budget is only $2,200. Is there any way you can accept that this is how you ask people to basically copy that we've had a billion times over and as I was scrolling down I came across this.

A gem of a motorcycle that's a big piece of junk that thing is worth zero zero dollars that has no value to anyone um no GSXR that's not even close to that man I'll offer you two grand just 200 dollars sweet offer okay, so before we go any further let me explain to you what I mean when I say lowball here is my table to help you define it this is 100 basketball and this is 70 selling prices anything in this area that is green is fair game for a offer now this here on the other side is 30 to zero percent of the sale price and this is and this for most people is considered an insult.

People will react to this as if you just insulted his wife when a polite no, I won't accept twenty dollars for my lawnmower will do the trick. now everything in between here is the proper low ball range and this is where we will spend most of our time this is our house this is where we live the kids play in the yard there is a garage full of

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that we got from people who make low balls Now this should not be considered an insult because sometimes people are willing to sell it for so much and you never know what the seller's expectations are until you ask and the best way to do this is to ask yourself now that it is not common while making people. offers like these make people respond in a rather unpleasant way, how do you do that?

How does that happen to that motorcycle? who is idealism? Let's paint everything everything flat with that flat black man we'll paint the headlight flat black let me go for this guy 200 dollars is worth 400 dollars he has 1200 dollars offering 200 dollars okay people contacted us. I set it on fire before I took that 2500 and hey, man, I'm not trying to find. Sorry sir, I'm just trying to work with what I have, the LX Nashville bike, not bad, let's see how it works great every time, looks like a good bike, let's do my thing. I have a 900. So after about two hours of this I started to get really Bored so I decided to have some fun and along comes the GSXR guy.

Thank you very much and no, I'm sorry, I can't do that, son, but I already bought a helmet and a matching jacket, oh, it's the US, yes, that too. bass I have someone coming to see her on Sunday oh man, I'm tired. I told my mom that I found my dream bike and bought it for a reasonable price. Would you mind telling my mom that it was your fault hanging up the bike? I'm sure I'll show you things. I make bad decisions please, oh that's funny. My fault. When we talk? Listen, of course, it's my fault for putting you in this situation, but can you help me break the bad news to my family because everyone thought.

I was buying this cool motorcycle yeah I got gifts for it Tim I'm sorry I have nothing to do with this you just started messaging me and I just wanted to sell my bike come on mate as a fellow rider just help . take me out I'm going to put my mom on the chat just tell her that we sold to someone else and tell her something nice about me that you liked me hello this is the mom and her mom is here excited about the motorcycle that you are launching for a very reasonable price, reasonable, damn, we lost and then I met a guy who wanted to sell his Honda Rebel to take the money and go buy a Moto Guzzi V7 race, the same V7 race that I was also going down, so I had this plan I thought maybe I would go buy that other B7 Race.

Go back and tell the guy I bought it from to be mad at me and then tell him now if you want to trade it for this bike you have and maybe make it ring. like I was getting the V7 race for super super cheap or something I don't know I thought it would be short but instead I sent him this video of a guy named Sean from srk Cycles who I don't really like but I thought it was a pretty decent video and it was a cool bike and then this happened hey we got a live one so what's today after my offer let's grab the camera let's do this we turned on Klaus and then we We head to our first deal, this is a very exciting part of the deal, this is after we accepted the offer and before we get kidnapped or robbed, but to my surprise, this is a very nice road starting 2006 Yamaha 1700 , it's one of the coolest imported cruiser bikes that anyone makes and he was asking, he was asking me $4,500 for it and we got it for $2,500 plus new tires that he desperately needed.

The bike only had 22,000 miles in the US. I think it was a good deal, good guy. They didn't kidnap us, yeah we should have known they weren't going to kidnap us because you drive through Ridgeline, no one will get kidnapped on a ridge line, no that was a good deal but not as good as I think we can make it. let's go back to the store, let's look around some more, see what else is going on and uh, I put up a lot of deals, I bet we have something better waiting for us and then when I get back to the store, I'll keep going down. this happened what just happened your account your account is restricted right now okay, I thought if we lived in the United States, you were temporarily blocked from taking this action, what action did I do?

Oh wait, no, let's see if I can continue, I mean, can I? I can't begin to stop badmouthing. I'll stop using my copy and paste. Hello, good day, sir. I'll offer you $2,300 for your Ducati. I can't, I can't, I can't send messages. already and my account is restricted, okay, we'll see, let me see if I can go back and see all my stuff. Well, I realized this. I'll be back so apparently I got banned from a Facebook

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place. I can look, but I can. I don't touch, I can't message anyone, it just drops me and I looked up some of the regulations and it said because I sent, you can only send so many messages and I mean, and on the one hand I'm like Well, I didn't do it in the United States and , on the other hand, I mean, I mean, I sent a lot of messages that look pretty spammable and I said I love the same messages, so they look even more spammable, but like my wife would.

She won't let me use her account, being the woman my sisters lent me and being on her account I couldn't help but make a comment under her name about this impeccable giraffe that was just born that is not a giraffe that is a long neck of course fake news now to keep her anonymous and because she married an Indian guy, George, who I really like, but she also has a lot of pictures of her in India wearing Indian outfits and being around Indian people, you know what a scam looks like. you little scammer, you know what I mean, so I went on the internet and got some copyrighted images of moms and some families, although none of these families are moms, okay, they are the same person, they look pretty similar, with Luckily, no one else will notice if you've done it in the first place.

I've never been to a Facebook

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place as a woman let me show you what they should let me show you what these things are different canning jars a purse shoot couch plants there's not a single thing here with a motor how do I win? compete with someone how do I get hurt okay let's get to the motorcycles let's go to the Chattanooga Tennessee area we need a new line good we gotta make it sound like something you would be a really horrible horrible person if you said something bad about this. person, oh, your motorcycle would be perfect for my husband who is looking to surprise him for his birthday.

I know it's worth $2,600 for the entire day. My budget is only $1200. How does that sound? How does that sound? Would you sell it for that question mark? again with us definitely not, why not, which would definitely not be Tanner, have a little respect when talking to someone pretending to be a woman. Hello, I am a woman, would you take 2200 cases of a very suitable motorcycle for women? Looks like a great motorcycle for a Lady like me, I love white motorcycles, would you be willing to let it go for 2600 books? This motorcycle is an abomination. Abomination and needs to be distressed.

I'll contribute just for that because the Abomination Virginia post wouldn't allow it. We have some. answers back come on let's see some of these answers how dare you? How dare you talk to a lady like that? Tanner says yeah, I don't give a damn, get serious. This is what happens to your new generation. I'll pray for young man, thank you, I hope you find it understood, no woman ever answered anything by saying, understood, he's going to be honest, he's a guy, he's not a woman, no woman ever said, understood, I have a good feeling about this, it's As if no one had answered me yet. except for Tanner, but this is going pretty well with some people sending low balls and then hopefully the response and started coming in, hopefully we can get something.

I'm excited. I'll wait, wait, are we close? I feel like we're really close, real men, in a second I'll show you what I think is possibly the best deal I've ever seen on the internet, but before that I'll put up this phone case with my wife's phone inside. It's the hardest challenge ever but before that let me show you why I use a phone case with mouse and a motorcycle mount with mouse and that's because of this weird problem you have when you mount your phone on your motorcycle , for some silly reason you break the stabilizer and mess with your camera, that will now solve that problem by pushing this cushion into your phone holder, allowing the vibration to not reach your phone and break it, as shown here as I take my BMW off the road and with its cool interlock system, actually man, it actually engages very easily, that's all and to show you how hard this case is, I'm going to throw this thing as high as it can go. can in the air and they hear me shoot him with a gun. okay so that seems like it all but shooting with a gun will protect so go check them out they have a ton of other cool stuff including a wallet that attaches to your phone.

I also have a cool camera bag that they buy in a tank. I think it's a really cool magnetic charging car mount that you can put in your car or do what I could do and put it on your desk. Click the link below. Yes and check it out. 2004 first generation Hayabusa 1300 for four thousand dollars the solo looks pretty good I love the white Hayabusas they are a little hard to find um 1300 the chain broke no big deal the clutch cover and the case broke oh we both broke quite the engine box he doesn't clarify that The engine still runs and the complete engine with a turbo to accompany the bike is really good as air, look at this.

The turbo engine, not the turbo engine, was surpassed. What he's asking for four thousand dollars, we're going to spend money on him. I need a turbo bike to go with my other Turbo. Bike, so before we get to the best deal, let me tell you the conclusion of everyone I contacted: I really didn't see much difference between being a man and being a mother, also Big thanks to my little sister Caitlyn who let me completely destroy your Facebook profile. She will never be able to buy or sell anything on Facebook Marketplace and now she is forced to use Craigslist, but my two biggest takeaways were: how many people after she shot her.

Lobo's offer to them was very quick: I'll take $500 from them, but that's the best I can do, I mean $500, I mean $500 that could probably cover taxes on transfer fees and some teams shoot 500 dollars you can. buy a pair of sets of M1 Moto gloves. The other thing I learned throughout this whole process was that the easiest way to get a good deal was to wait for the person selling it to hear a cheap price; It's really difficult if anyone thinks. theirs is worth 10 and you know it's worth five, it's really difficult to convince them throughInternet that they are just crazy there are good deals out there and I saw a lot of good deals there if you are the first person to have cash in your hand you will get the vehicle if you know you are going to buy something or you are looking for a good deal save the cash at home in a safe somewhere because as soon as five o'clock arrives and the banks are closed, that's when most people put their vehicles up for sale.

You are the only one who can put cash in your hands before anyone else. Now let me show you the best deal that makes the whole video worth it. I knew this deal was too good to be true and wouldn't last long. I've had so many situations where I'm on my way to closing a deal and someone offers more money and I lose it, so as soon as the salesperson agreed to meet me, I grabbed my two oldest kids, we jumped on Klaus and headed toward Chattanooga and as good as I thought this deal was, it was about to get even better than I thought.

It's a beautiful bike, man, why did I buy this bike? Yes, I see I just don't have time, but the most important thing that happened to me was that I had a quadruple bypass. Oh my gosh, this was just on the garage bills. and bills and bills, so I thought, well, yeah, it's been a long year, her parents are an apartment with Alzheimer's, oh, my grandmother had that, that's a hard thing, that's a hard thing, our years have been the time where she has a break, she wants to go on the boat, so I just haven't been on that, we heard it, yeah, so she finished telling me that she just had quadruple bypass surgery and the reason she's selling this motorcycle is because he has a pile of bills on his desk and he has to pay.

Well, I have a confession for you. A safe story. I told you the story you heard about looking for a bike for Kate's husband. Yes, it's not true. He was making a video criticizing me. thousand people on Facebook Marketplace and you were one of them and then I heard your story and I had to get out so I'll pay you full price for this motorcycle okay okay man that's right. that's up to you I have a title I will pay you full price for that motorcycle I am also going to leave the motorcycle to you no sir yes you know that no I'm sorry you will keep the motorcycle. this thing I want I want I want to help you you sound like I need you so you were so willing to help me that meant a lot to me and I want to give back to the motorcycle community you can sell this sell this bike to someone else sell this bike to the next guy no can you do that I can I'm doing it I'm doing it I've seen amazing people amazing and what was your last name Sean Kerr I I have a YouTube channel called Bikes and Beards Oh my wife bought me a bike for my birthday she bought me a BMX and that was the coolest thing that had ever happened to me, yeah, yeah, and when he contacted me and told me.

I am buying this for my husband. I'm like you got it. Yes, this is what I need. This is the minimum I need and it is yours. You're going to sell us as the next guy and you're going to sell for that guy for $5,000, you're going to get more money for it, and hopefully you're going to get a little bit to balance those bills and, hey, Angie, how are you doing? I'm Sean, I don't even know she offered me full price for the bike. and I'm trying to say goodbye to him and he leaves the bike with I don't even know what to say I mean I'm impressed this just doesn't happen it can happen today it's changed lives I have a wife it was all pretend that made you want to do this.

I've been in situations where I needed something and sometimes I got it, sometimes I didn't, but when I did it it was very important and I love it. I am pleased, it is my honor to do this for you, you know, if I pray for you, dear God, I pray for Angie and Brian, thank you for blessing them and, thank you for the life that you have together, and I pray for you. Will you keep Brian healthy and I know you're working in his life for that? You will comfort them and all the things that are happening and continue to bless them.

Thank you so much. Amen. Well, it was great. meet you I hope you saw that very soon and well, you're welcome, thank you guys, have a good day, what happened was that was very kind. I told him a story that I would find that motorcycle that's why he gave me such a good discount and then he told me that he was going to sell the bike because he had had triple bypass heart surgery and added all those medical bills that you have to pay for these things and said he was very kind to me. He was in a position where he needed something, but he was ready and willing to help someone else, so I gave him full price for that motorcycle and then let him keep the motorcycle so he could sell it again.

It's pretty amazing, let's get a sandwich